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I like Madge as much as the next bloke but everyone knows she's a copycat and a thief. she jumps on whatever is hot at the moment by ripping off other artists. she is constantly "re-inventing" herself because she has no real style of her own. everything is "borrowed." she ripped off the beat from "Justify My Love" from Public Enemy and the lyrics from another artist. she's been sued MANY times throughout her career but has kept it quiet with money. even Alison Goldfrapp has implied that Madonna has ripped her band off. Lady GaGa is the same way. I don't see the appeal of these women anymore as they are all just competing to be knock-offs of one another.

Submitted by Goldshift on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 5:55pm.

No dumbass Madonna has done it before. aishasblog? enough said. How come we havent heard about it in the media before? exactly

Madonna was going for being "Sex Positive" with her book at a time when everyone was scared to death of sex and sexuality because of HIV/AIDS. The book didn't really deliver the message because it was Madonna-ized and became all about looking at her fucking around for the camera. It just ended up being a softcore porn vanity project.

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 5:19pm.

Say what you want about Madonna but her body was damn near perfect back in the day.
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I agree. She had a beautiful athletic body (and perfect boobs).

I'd never seen the Sex book until today, but it made me laugh a bit more than I suppose it was meant to. The writing... Oy. =D

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@ Mr Mercury to Breakdown. Ditto.

it's absolutely ridiculous that these girls run around copying Madonna, thinking they're something original, when Madonna is essentially doing the same. Madonna has ripped off Kylie, Goldfrapp and countless others. examples: http://www.aishamusic.com/lawsuit_many_artists_madonna_stole_from.htm (girl who created site is a bit of a nut job but she has some good points).

MK should've included the pic of Madge eating out Vanilla Ice's ass.

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TequilaTax:

Agreed she had a hot body then. And she would have a hotter body now too ıf she would gaın about 5 pounds. The best she ever looked was rıght around her Bedtıme Storıes days. She was ın her mıd-30s, not too thın and fınally a woman.

Now she has chopped her mug up and looks too damn veıny because she refuses to go up ın sıze to account for her face.

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I wanna see the sex book! someone send me pix

www.theinfamouslife.com

Say what you want about Madonna but her body was damn near perfect back in the day.

I'm old enough to remember the media hype leading up to the sex book and how people were selling it on Ebay hours after it was sold. I think the going rate was $300 back then.

Personally, I feel that Madonna has lived her life like "Fuck it! Men get to fool around and enjoy life and their body, so I'm gonna do that too." I gotta admire her for that.

Unfortunately, she has completely gone around the bend in an effort to keep her body the way it was back in the 80s.

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very cute cover art.

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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.

I am disturbed now after looking through the sex book.

Mr. Mercury:

I am rıflıng through thıs SEX lınk rıght now and I lıke a bıt of kınk as much as the next slut but I have not even popped a semı yet!

But I have not gıven up hope yet!

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@ Mr. Mercury, thanks for posting that link, I loved looking at it again after years. Takes me back and those were some hardcore pics...Im still sad I dont have it.

Christina has genuine talent. Gaga has a dick.

The end.

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Christina has an impressive singing voice, but she's like Mariah Carey and Celine Dion to me. I can recognize that they're talented, but I'd never want to listen to a CD's worth of their music. Too much syrup and bellowing.

Christina isn't especially original in her style, but I don't think she's ripping off Lady Gaga. Christina was doing the bleach blonde, no pants thing before Gaga came around.

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BTW, I truly don't think that's Vadge in the pic with my brother. That's not her mouth or her teefs. She has gappy-teefs and that thing doesn't.

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I loves me some Christina but why is she ALWAYS copying other people's personas? It's as if she's always a few steps behind other artists in terms of her "look". Sad.

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DreamyAguileraEyes:

Thanks. Now I am gonna go watch me some Sex. I doubt I even need to free a hand up to touch myself!

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Gaga who? Christina been wearing horns since 1999

http://forums.flopofthepops.com/showpost.php?p=141599&postcount=3282

She's updated the look :0)

BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

I remember the Vadge sex book had one or two pictures with Vanilla Ice. Madonna briefly dated the ice ice baby guy. ugh.

As for Christina...what can be said? People are gonna easily dismiss this album if she doesn't come out with at least two strong songs. Look what happened to Mariah's last album...a complete flop.

Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 2:50pm.

dreamy: i think you meant unveiled, but reviled is more appropriate come to think of it.

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Oops. I did mean "unveiled", must've been distracted my Christina's beauty. :0)

BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 2:44pm.

Hey kids! Here's the entire Sex book, pics and accompanying copy:

http://www.beautifulmadonna.com/madonnasex/

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Were people actually shocked by that??

Good grief.

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dreamy: i think you meant unveiled, but reviled is more appropriate come to think of it.

The next surprise from Christina is reviled in 20 hours, 15 mins

http://www.christinaaguilera.com/

BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Oh, Christina. Such a big talent, but no style of her own.

As for Madonna's "Sex" book - I've never seen it, but I've heard it was cold and contrived, just like Madonna herself.

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Hey kids! Here's the entire Sex book, pics and accompanying copy:

http://www.beautifulmadonna.com/madonnasex/
Pop that cork, Breakdown!!

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Mr. Mercury:

You do NOT waste good wıne on Vade. Cuz as classy as she lıkes to portray herself, she ıs from Detroıt.

That alone says enough. I can see rıght through that fake accent and her penchant for swathıng herself ın desıgner labels to thrash out the trash.

No, SHE gets Boones and I would drınk the classy shıt rıght ın front of her.

It's nıce to add some humılıatıon ınto the photo shoot.

And I don't mean the Nokıa pussy-bangın' eıther.

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BD...go for it! As Madge herself quoted, "poor is the man whose pleasures depend upon the permission of another". Make sure that champagne is a nice Tattinger, Veve Cliqout, or at least a very cold bottle of Piper Sonoma. Nothing says debauched like good champagne.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

@TheBreakdown:

And fuck THAT mess. If you put me ın a bed wıth Naomı and Madonna, I would know exactly what to do...

Hand Naomı a Nokıa and let her pussy bang Madonna as I clıcked away and lıcked on some tıtty balls and sıpped champagne.

Don't judge me!
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I think I'd be afraid to fuck Naomi Cambell.

Banana Jesus/Mr. Mercury:

No I have never even tried to look for ıt onlıne. I wanna see the entıre mess ın one bıg bang!

And fuck THAT mess. If you put me ın a bed wıth Naomı and Madonna, I would know exactly what to do...

Hand Naomı a Nokıa and let her pussy bang Madonna as I clıcked away and lıcked on some tıtty balls and sıpped champagne.

Don't judge me!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 2:18pm.
Mr. Mercury:

I stıll wanna see ıt. Sex was defınıtely the moment ın her career that Madonna went too far and they toasted her ass.

BD..Yowsa, Madge did get toasted!! I'm surprised "Sex" isn't on the Internet somewhere, you try to find it there? It's inspiration seemed to be the fashion photographer Helmut Newton's book "White Women", which is far superior, IMO.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

but i will admit even with all britney chicken fried craziness i would take the crazy over aguilera any day... love her voice but she is like nyquil she puts me to sleep

The Breakdown, Madonna's book is so tired, but my favorite picture is the threesome with her, Naomi Campbell and Big Daddy Kane. BDK looks like he doesn't know what to do.

Mr. Mercury:

I stıll wanna see ıt. Sex was defınıtely the moment ın her career that Madonna went too far and they toasted her ass.

And no Xtına aın't orıgınal worth a damn, but I can't hate on her. But she stıll wıll be consıdered a trend follower not a setter.

Of course ıt ıs extremely hard to be completely orıgınal these days but some are better at ıt than others.

And Xtına ıs not one of those.

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Cheap! The cliché of the girl going wild and wearing lingerie and devils horns - any slut from england wears this shit on a hen night.

So now she's a leather trick?

What's next Christina the outdated and done to death goth trick?

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@Breakdown...I have a copy of "Sex", which I actually bought on a sale table a long time ago. Trust your pal here, a peek is all you'd need to tell you the whole thing was contrived and tired by the time it was printed. Madonna reached her apex when the book finally appeared, especially in the shot of her hitchhiking in the nude (wearing heels though) by a busy freeway. Once you've shown your twat to the world, what's left? She tried though, by being a "mom" on the cover of Redbook magazine.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Christina doesn't need to be "original" and to be honest - name ONE singer that actually IS original today. She just needs to do what she does best - make amazing music.

BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
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Submitted by Meeshie on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 1:59pm.

I see she still has the awful, white hair. T.I.R.E.D.

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Erm no.

This pic was taken before November, because her hair is long in it.

Christina now has short, blonde hair.

BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
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The only thıng I have ever taken poınts away from Xtına for ıs not beıng orıgınal at all.

She came out of the box AFTER Brıtney and despıte all her talent she has been playıng catch-up and copycat ever sınce.

And I have never seen Madonna's Sex book.

Does anyone have ıt so I can take a peek?

I'm old enough now!

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Christina is an image vampire. After trying to suck Lady Gaga's image (badly). Now she is going to go after vintage Madonna's look.

Even as crazy as Britney is she has her own image.

I love it!

BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. May 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Yup, she tries way too hard. She should just retire for a bit and search for her own style, one better than her usual "tranny clown" one, of course.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 1:57pm.
The dog has actually passed out after getting a whiff of Vadge's nether regions in that shot.

For a moment there, I read that as "the dog has actually passed away".

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

I see she still has the awful, white hair. T.I.R.E.D.

Christina has a nice voice, but she tries way too hard

Maybe the Mayans knew we'd all be stuck with this so not edgy anymore S-M look by 2012. If these pop divas were really creative, they'd drop this tired pose and try something new. Like staying home and giving us all a break.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

The dog has actually passed out after getting a whiff of Vadge's nether regions in that shot. X-tina is channeling Madonna just a few years after being accused of ripping-off LadyGaga...who also channels Madonna. I think X-tina and Gaga should do a lesbian fuck-bang and the one with the last dildo humming wins.

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