Wednesday, March 24th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 23rd!
You think that's bad, you should see how they make Blue Moon. - starvis
Runners-up:
This Udd's For You - atlantapug
They botched Chaz Bono's peen surgery, but it didn't stop her from finding a job. - OurMissC
via FunPic
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NoAnjl Congz on new job sugarplumxxx
Good ones Miss, Atlanty and Starv. Funny hoots! :o)
YAY! Thanks MK.
Congrats company!
Funny shit.
Meatloaf is udderly disgusting.
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congratis funny hookahs!
congrats winners (and NoAnjil on the new job!♥)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
Congrats to all!
Started new job this week, will try to sneak in now and then. Miss you guys!
JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Congratulations, winners! Udderly fantastic!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
CUNNNNNTgratz CUNTZ
Yay Starvis! And congrats to my co-runner up atlanta pug! Thanks MK!
To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West
Taylor Lautner at the Twilight 25th Anniversary party.
Artie Lange perfects his fivesome love machine.
My only other comment is: That is udderly gross... who the hell would put a velvet Unicorn painting in their bar room?
Hey Susan, did you say you wanted a little "head" on your beer?
Simon Monjak finds something else to milk besides Brittany's bank account.
Simon Monjak finds something else to milk besides Brittany's bank account.
♪ So thissssss is what happened to Eddie Van Halen.
The Hoff's tried-and-tested method of smuggling beer into a children's party.
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BRING BACK the old, glamorous Hollywood!!!
And in the "Where are they now" column, Artie Lang was recently photographed rubbing one out while tending bar at a local singles event
In 10 years Robert Pattison will still have a job because twilight fan fags will still want to guzzle his cum long after he's done sucking the blood from modern cinema.
One of these teats is not like the udder.
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Nice teats!
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Mesmerized by the unicorn black velvet painting I wasn't paying attention when he said: "Hey beautiful. Can I udder you a beer?"
40 years from now, RPatz will still be making millions autographing twidildos and bottling his own jizz.
Dude, why is this beer so foamy?
Someone pumped it too much.
Just 'cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin special!
Centaurs everywhere suffer depression due to Unicorn Envy. For only a dollar a day, you can help them cut their manes and get back into woodland condition. Won't you help?
This plastic surgery craze is really out of hand.
In a moment of art imitating life, it becomes clear that Simon Monjack really IS milking Brittany Murphy's death for all its worth.
Unicorn Velvet Painting = $15
Gay Rainbow Sunglass Strap = $4
Big Lot's Santa Claus Boot Wall Art = $2
Having Rosie O'Donnell serving lactated beer at your party = Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Ass-Mastercard.
http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules
The "reality" behind Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
Looks like Rehab for Billie Ray Cyrus after finally weaning Miley.
This is not the cow Simon Monjack had hoped to milk.
So this is how Brittany Murphy died, drinking too much of Simon Mojack's teat beer.
And yes children, this is why you do not fuck a bovine suffering from mad cow disease. Damn side effects!!
LOL AT JACK AMD SAL's
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
Why buy the cow when you can point and laugh at the stupid fucker for free?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
So there was no island, no time travel, no smoke monster, no Others... they were all just tripping on Hurley's titty leche, huh?
Pregnant man left himself some accessories during the sex change, so he could feed the babies.
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You're my wife now Dave !
The only real source of income for Jason "gummi bear" Davis - making multiple deposits per day at the clinic.
Robert Pattinson's dad has some serious stage mom issues!
Small Peen Jon Gosselin plays the overcompensation game while making a celebrity appearance at West Virginia's most popular piece of shit hole in the wall bar frequented by 10's of people in one town all over the world.
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
At least one fabulous unicorn had the decency to turn away from this fuckery.
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
In udder news, Dick Cheese Pale Ale is a new addition to the local Wisconsin bar.
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
Looks like we found Octomom's sperm donor.
Even after his wife's death, Simon Monjack is still milking it for all its worth.
Your local pub's beertender -Amsterdam Style-
When I first saw "6 udders, 2 unicorns, 1 cup" I had just one question.. Where are the tissues?
Artie Lange's rock bottom.
And you thought it was strawberry milk that came from pink cows!
Rosie ODonnell celebrates St Patty's day by whipping out her teets
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake