So Much Better Than Crying Girl
And you thought you were the only one who bled from all of your face holes while watching the animal slaughter known as American Idol. Well, you're not alone. During last night's show, the camera cut to two bloody girls in the audience. Simon got jealous, because he wishes his ears would literally bleed when he says, "My ears are bloody bleeding!"
The truth is, the girls were friends of that Siobhan chick and they did themselves up as zombies to support her. You know, it's just like the time your friend's dressed up like cheap whores to support you in court. Yeah, like that. And it's fitting that Siobhan's friends would dress up like zombies since her high-pitched "mid-pubescent red fox getting castrated with a butter knife" screech forces dead bodies to jump from their graves and throw themselves into the nearest fire.
And if for some reason you too want to look like a zombie today, just watch Miley Cyrus' performance on Idol. Your skin will crack and you'll turn grey from choking yourself. However, if you suffer through the pain, your boss will probably send you home early! #brightside
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This year is utter and fucking crap, the Top 12 are literally the worst since Sanjaya season, even then the fuckery wasn't so HORRIBLE.
I stopped recording/following when my two bitches were eliminated, Katelyn BitchFace was awesome and the girl can sing, she was a bitch, yes, probably teeneboopers were afraid that she will sleep her way with Tim Urban or Jesse WTF..Fuckers! Ahhh and my hear never ever was the same after ALEX FUCKING LAMBERT was eliminated, WTF America, WTF! the boy always looked fucking cared and yes he was awkward than RPATTZ but shit his voice was magic, his tone, shit, I HATE A.Idol and WTF MILEY as MENTOR??? of what, how to be a ho before 18?
Karma is a Bitch
awww MAN!! If her dad was not billy ray or whatever his name is, and if she tried out for American Idol, SHE WOULD NOT PASS ROUND ONE.
Miley Cyrus is a so so singer. This year only Crystal & Aaron stand out. The rest are meh/bad.
Proof that her name and connections helped catapult her career. Her voice isn't so magical or wonderful, certainly no better than some of the people she's "mentoring."
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. She sang it live and most of it sounded good. Although I am pretty sure she just pretended to play the piano in the beginning...
When bad chipmunks go to hell, this is what they are forced to listen to for eternity.
NOW I know what she stores in those chipmunk cheeks...they are actual chipmunks that sing for her. Fuck!! Is that her for realz voice....cos she sings like those chipmunks....I was waiting for them to start singing that damn christmas song...
children everywhere are completely tone deaf...cos she can't sing....
FUCK!!!!
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I don't follow Miley, so I have to ask. Are those her real teefs or just Chiclets?
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I don't follow Miley, so I have to ask. Is that her real hair length or just extensions?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This chipmunk-face, chipmunk voice douche really, really SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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UGH... Siobhan. I can not stand that rat faced, shrieky bitch SO god damn annoying, and by the looks of her friends, so are they.
Oh ha ha, look at us, we're so edgy and different b/c we're zombies!
God I want to karate chop them all in the throat.
AI to me is dull this year. That Siobhan chick is a screechy freak and Miley as a mentor? Simon is smart to jump that sinking ship.
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I will only watch Idol if the zombies start eating peoples brains...
Justin Bieber got his ass kicked. See the photo on my blog:
http://hannahsatana.blogspot.com/
This is the first year that I havent watched an entire episode. I tried and just don't like ANY of the singers. They are bland, boring and interchangeable. Demi Lobotomy and the sissy Jonas' duet was HORRID though.
ps. ummm screeching banshee suxs
Submitted by justaguest on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 1:02pm.
I'm praying that screeching banshee is next on the chopping block. She makes my ears bleed.
AMEN! I want her AND that pasty faced teen idol wannabe boy with all the hair to GO HOME.
Next week they are going to tackle R 'n B. That should be a happy shit storm.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
I never watch these types of shows since I'm too busy getting wasted off of the Shiba Inu puppy-cam.
Can someone please tell me why she is mentoring aspiring singers?? I couldn't believe Bowersox didn't run her mouth upon their meeting!
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she sounds dreadful!
young whorish non singing bitchass girl not yet a lady ....you make me sick!
Did they only have enough tails from dead horses for the front of her head? From the back, her hair's barely shoulder-length.
What's with the headbanging shit? This is NOT a headbanging song!
I mean really?
I can't stand that Siobhan chick screeeching shit. All the Idols suck ass.
That is all...
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this bitch canNOT sing, and she is on a singing show
The world is Fucked up
Submitted by SF_Mike on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 1:21pm.
Got a minute into it and had to shut it down. Would rather listen to feral cats duking it out on a chalkboard.
She was the mentor this week? So glad I stopped watching AI.
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Substitute feral cats with a rabid chipmunk! My teeth just went funny, like when you think about biting on tinfoil. And I read that as 'mental'. Same difference.
Got a minute into it and had to shut it down. Would rather listen to feral cats duking it out on a chalkboard.
She was the mentor this week? So glad I stopped watching AI.
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She is a very lucky young lady. Average talent and extensions.
I think a great point was made in a previous post, i.e.,Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato (who?) and Joe Jonas would not make the top 10 - hell they might not have even received the trip to LA.
Miley Cyrus has an OK voice - just ok, but she has blown up the irritation meter. I just can't imagine having to look at her for many years to come.
tted by mzmarymac on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 1:03pm.
Ummmm....I thought she sounded great! 15 million people and Simon Cowell can't ALL be wrong, can they???
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What the hell? 15 million 8 year olds all hypnotized by her long ass hair and their silly belief that she lives a double life. And the silly parents who force themselves to endure their adoration.
And Simon gets paid, you know. A lot of money.
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"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Ellen is another reason this show is aweful.
Why is she making those squeezing out a doody bubble faces? Sweet Jesus, that was some horrible singing.
tted by mzmarymac on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 1:03pm.
Ummmm....I thought she sounded great! 15 million people and Simon Cowell can't ALL be wrong, can they???
ummm yes lets see Ke$ha, britney spears do you want the list to go on and on and on?
because I can make a huge list of non talented people with below average singing skills that have sold over 15 million records
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 12:48pm.
Janis Joplin and Really Good should never be in the same sentence. Janis Joplin was an annoying screechy STD ravaged turd.
well janis wasn't singing it, it was boobsox : P
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Idol doesn't use autotune?
Ummmm....I thought she sounded great! 15 million people and Simon Cowell can't ALL be wrong, can they???
I dont think Miley is qualified to judge people on their singing talent since had she made the line for this show she would not had made it past the 1st interview where they would had crushed her dreams
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I'm praying that screeching banshee is next on the chopping block. She makes my ears bleed.
Last night someone on here on dlisted said that she was lipsynching but I'm not sure about that.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 12:47pm.
Holy nose job batman!
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It's like the surgeon ditched the scalpel and just hit her with a fucking frying pan!! Look at that freaky profile!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
F classy: I refuse to watch it again but last night I couldn't get over those extensions, they remind me of those fox tail wraps old ladies wear
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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Those extensions are looking very pubic.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Janis Joplin and Really Good should never be in the same sentence. Janis Joplin was an annoying screechy STD ravaged turd.
Holy nose job batman!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I will not click the play button. My ears will start bleeding.
Why is Idol still on?
The word, "SCREECHING" comes to mind. And yes, it comes to mind in all caps.
Good god, what an ugly kid. The Chewbacca hair extensions aren't helping her cause, either.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Why didn't Simon get to comment after that fuckery?
Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!
She should consider cutting back to one pack a day.
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"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."
~ Andy Parsons
Provy, yes, and she is
ps her last name is really Bowersocks, not Boobie sox LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
Why?
And why is Idol still on?