Thursday, March 25th 2010

What's One More?

Vanilla Gorilla is getting one trick closer to beating Tiger Woods' record, because a fourth side ho has come forward claiming that she too fucked Jesse James on the down low for 3 years. Mistress whore number four (I made a rhyme!) comes complete with protection. Radar says that the fourth mistress has already hired famed mistress protector Gloria Allred to represent her. Gloria says that her client isn't sure if she's want to go public or not.

Let me break it down for you. What Gloria really means is that the ho in question is waiting for Vanilla Gorilla to ejaculate a wad of cash all over her lips in exchange for her silence. Gloria is a lady, so she doesn't talk dirty.

Gloria also said,"I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She had a three year intimate relationship with Jesse James."

WAIT! Did she just say "businesswoman"?! Um. Did this "beautiful model" register as an official businesswoman with the Busineswoman Czar Lisa Wu Hartwell:

While Lisa Wu checks on that, read the rest of Gloria's statement: “He pursued her and had strong feeling for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of text messages, emails and photos. The relationship JUST RECENTLY ENDED after the scandal broke."

Once more mistresses come forward, someone should organize a Ho-lympics. Vanilla Gorilla's mistresses vs. Tiger Woods' mistresses! There can be events like the sext-athlon (who can make a dude bust a nut from a text message the fastest) and the 300-meter race (who can put all her clothes back on and run through the sprinklers in heels before his wife gets home). This must happen!

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Naughychimp's picture

I agree that not everyone who has donned a Nazi Uniform is a Nazi sympathizer. I truly don't think Prince Harry is an evil fascist but rather a young guy who didn't realise that wearing it could be offensive to many people... but it was a HALLOWE'EEN COSTUME, for crying out loud. My friend dressed up as a Pimp one year but it doesn't mean he thinks it's cool to abuse and sell women.

Who knows if Jesse is a racist or a Nazi or whatever. I do know that he's a cheating, lying scumbag who didn't even bother to slip on a condom to help protect his wife's health, and that is enough to make me loathe the guy. At this point, he is so low in my opinion that he can't really sink any lower, so whatever else he's done is kind of a moot point in my book.

What a jerk. Don't get why people get married if they are going to cheat.

nono's picture

My husband always said this guy was a sketch-ball especially on celeb-apprentice and just couldn't stand him. I always told my husband he was judging him based on his appearance and that he really seemed to have a good thing going with Sandra. Especially since on the show he refused to use her connections to win. It was a really good act. Maybe it was more about him being egotistical than him actually caring about protecting her. Or maybe he genuinely thought he was protecting her because people are complicated like that. Either way, this shit is sooooo fucked up and I really feel for her.

kww's picture

Yep I did not get the nuanced "joke" cuz reality shows aint my thing but anyway...Jesse defn'y has a type of skank and they all seem to be some form of Evira wannabe...I would not be surprised if Elvira was one of his skanks back in the day...lol...

Granny Frump's picture

Submitted by kww on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 10:26am.
"Daaang even Tiger Woods hasn't had a black woman come forward....lol....hmmm...guess he can't be too much of a Nazi lover..."

That's NOT one of JJ's whores. That's Lisa Wu Hartwell from Real Housewives of Atlanta. MK's just referencing something Hartwell said about being a businesswoman. It's one of his many running jokes. I guess you didn't get it...

kww's picture

Daaang even Tiger Woods hasn't had a black woman come forward....lol....hmmm...guess he can't be too much of a Nazi lover...anyway...the last two women are lightyears better the two previous skanks...but the night is still young...sheesh...next one will be Asian...lol...He must be well-endowed to hooked a sista' lol...oh wait...she might be both with a name like Wu...she must be a Cablianasian like Tiger...*cough* Anyway the Year of the "Dog" is well underway...

Reeter's picture

Gloria Allred is pathetic!

Josh Woodward's picture

When will you peopl learn? Real men like to fuck girls, stick their dicks in their mouths, cum all over them, fuck them in the ass, etc., etc. etc. Guys who have access to a lot of hot sluts who will let them do their thing to them will do it, over and over and over. IT DOES NOT MATTER if guys are married or engaged or if their wife is pregnant or has cancer or anything else. Guys cannot help themselves. We should not be persecuted for the way God made us.

Carl B's picture

I think "West Coast Choppers" is a thinly-veiled references to all the ho-mouths he spunked across.

RasKimmie's picture

Wow. What a way to totally demolish what should have been the most wonderful memory in her professional life. Now whenever she remembers this time it will be overshadowed by her fucked up loser husband and all the skanky nazi whore diseases he exposed her to.

Lure this asshole to my house, Sandra. I have a big yard, they'll never find his ass.

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BostonMike's picture

He looks like someone who would carry a spit cup.

parkerj's picture

I think he's gonna gain a lot of weight, then go on Celebrity Fit Camp to remake himself.

There he will cry on camera beseeching the public to forgive him, that he's not a Neo nazi, the WP actually stands for Wayward Penis.

Granny Frump's picture

This dude looks like the goddamned devil to me. I would be terrified to be in his presence. There's no doubt in my mind that he comes from a long line of klansmen. He's hideous; a real ghostface and whoremonger. His wife might be a ghostface, too. Or just incredibly oblivious. Or accepting. I've known women who date or marry racists yet claim not to be themselves. I think that's bullshit.

As far as him having black or Jewish customers, so what? He's a businessman and is/was on TV. White supremacists are much more sophisticated and insidious than they used to be. They know that there are social sanctions against their beliefs and are able to mask their true feelings when necessary(sp).

cadebra1961's picture

Why is it that all these diseased hoes come out of the woodwork like rabid termites, after the first skank admits to fucking a lowlife, nasty pile of shit such as JJ? And fuck Gloria Allred too!! Yeesh, the sight and though of all these scumbags makes me wanna HURL!!!
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lunamor's picture

"Ho-lympics. Vanilla Gorilla's mistresses vs. Tiger Woods' mistresses! There can be events like the sext-athlon (who can make a dude bust a nut from a text message the fastest) and the 300-meter race (who can put all her clothes back on and run through the sprinklers in heels before his wife gets home)."

Yet another example of MK's genius!
(still laughing!)

Freak Speely's picture

I'd say I"m over this fucker but I really want to stick around long enough just to see what he does in response to the public media ass-ramming he's getting. Will he break down and cry on Oprah? Will he call Dr. Drew? Will Sandy B break her shit down and kill him in front of awaiting paparazzi cameras? I really want to know.

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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

KidL's picture

Submitted by leica on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 10:31pm.

Yes, I did indeed know the Swastika was religious symbol used by the Hindus and the Buddhists. (In those religions, it faces the opposite way of the one used by the Nazis.) My father is a Buddhist.

With that said, I seriously doubt JJ is a Buddhist or a Hindu. . .

Sexy Pants's picture

Everybody jump on the super ho bandwagon! look at poor Cinnabun, hiding her face in shame.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Gloria says that her client isn't sure if she's want to go public or not.
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE GO PUBLIC????? This ain't a matter of national security, trick ass bitch! You're not doing America any favors. Shut your whore mouth!! And Gloria Allred should be disbarred.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

leica's picture

Did you know???

"Pacific System Homes Surfboards first label or insignia was a swastika. This was long before WWII and Hitler. The swastika was and still is a symbol in Eastern religions of peace & prosperity. When Hitler began using the swastika to symbolize his terrorist regime, it became very unpopular and the multi-laminated wood surfboard sale probably suffered. So in the early part of 1940, because of the perverted use of the swastika, Pacific System Homes Surfboards changed their swastika label to a more popular 'Waikiki Surfboards' by Pacific System Homes."

KidL's picture

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 9:49pm.

First of all, Jesse James DID NOT mention that his ex-wife's new hubby was a racist in the petition for custody. (You can find 'em on-line if you want proof.) I thought it was interesting he did not. He had no probs mentioning Janine's drug use, her porn career or the fact that said hubby was an ex-con. Why not mention that unless Janine had proof JJ had similar beliefs or he didn't care?

Also, Prince Harry was 20 years old and at a costume party. It was a stupid mistake and showed poor judgement. JJ OTOH was nearly 40 when a photo of him in Nazi gear was taken. He also collects Nazi memorablia and had a surfboard with a swastika on it. This is not one poor decision to attend a costume party dressed as a Nazi. This is a pattern of behaviour.

Lastly, you should come to where I grew up in Eastern NC. I knew plenty of people (including a first cousin) who were as racist as hell, but put on a damn good show and would gladly do business with someone they considered "inferior" if they could make a dollar off of them. Hell, think of the German government in WWII: they had no problems having those Jews work as slave labor in their factories. The idea that a true racist would not work with someone they considered inferior or would be openly hostile to them is a myth.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

Prince Harry has pictures in a Nazi uniform, is he anti-Semitic/racist or just a jerk who made bad decision.
Racists social activities aren't limited to motorcycling riding and metal music. It also makes no sense, in his custody battle for his daughter it was brought out that the ex-wife new husband was a skinhead, causing her to lose custody of her child. Now if you were her and had proof that Jesse was a card carrying racist wouldn't his ex-wife brought that up? See it is stuff like that, that doesn't add up. So I'm still on the fence until proof is irrefutable.

For the record I don't buy from folks I "think" may hate my black ass. Generally racists don't make you feel welcome and they don't want your money. They won't be nice to you, I don't know if you are black or not but you are way off with that line of thinking.

KidL's picture

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:58pm.

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I haven't come across too much of that about him. But regarding your argument about him keeping his mouth shut cuz he doesn't want to hurt customers - you assume he has a lot of jews and minorities as customers. Aren't most of his customers biker dudes.. white trash biker dudes? Its that base that he would be careful not to alienate.

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I was actually referring to tiredofthiscrap's comment: "If he's a racist he's good at hiding that shit. I've seen him around black folks and Jews he didn't seem uncomfortable, as a matter of fact he was very kind and friendly towards them." I seriously doubt most of his customers are blacks or Jews, but I am sure if he encounters them, he is not going to let it be known to them that he is a racist and if by some chance one of them does come to his business, I am sure he would take their money. Sorry for the confusion.

FWIW, I think he's a big, ol' racist if those allegations are true.

if I knew you could get that much ass from being a hollywood scumbag
I might have been less idealistic and conducted my career from
the basin....but nah....the air sux down there

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Whatever's picture

I wonder if Sandra is pissed he cheated or just pissed he got caught if the marriage was just a business deal?

Manimal5's picture

Gloria also said,"I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman...

Hahahaha. This reminds me of Romy and Michele's businesswoman lunch special.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DVPddRbP2I

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Is there any female in California under the age of 35 who hasn't slept with either with TG or VG?

parkerj's picture

Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:58pm.

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I haven't come across too much of that about him. But regarding your argument about him keeping his mouth shut cuz he doesn't want to hurt customers - you assume he has a lot of jews and minorities as customers. Aren't most of his customers biker dudes.. white trash biker dudes? Its that base that he would be careful not to alienate.

BEAT's picture

I'd hit it. DON'T JUDGE MY WHORE ASS :'(

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You can't stop the BEAT!

little_rascal's picture

This loser is not even close to Tiger's double digit numbers.

KidL's picture

A lot of racists are good at hiding their true feelings. A lot. He runs a business. He isn't going to refuse anyone's money even if he thinks they are inferiors. Still, he was saying this at work. At the very least, you think he would have kept his damn mouth shut because someone could have sued him for a hostile work environment. I honestly don't know how the jury can still be out: it is claimed he said these things, there's a photo of him dressed as a Nazi, and he collect Nazi memorablia. Seriously, what more does the guy have to do to convince those on the fence he is a racist?

Also, I think if you marry a guy knowing he is a racist, you are condoning his racism

parkerj's picture

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:41pm.

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Same here.. for me the jury is still out on whether he's racist or his hood is just full of those shady characters.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

If he's a racist he's good at hiding that shit. I've seen him around black folks and Jews he didn't seem uncomfortable, as a matter of fact he was very kind and friendly towards them.

Sorry, I'm black and it is sad to say but I think a lot of white people, yellow people, red people black people etc use racial epithets when they are around people they are comfortable with.

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Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:10pm.

Speaking from personal experience, there is no way in holy hell I could be with someone who thought that way. No way. In fact, I dated a guy whom I later found out was a racist and ended it. We aren't friends-not even Facebook friends. (Why he ever dated me was a mystery as I am half-Asian and a quarter Jewish. He didn't know the latter.) Anyway, why would SB have to "settle" for such a guy? This isn't someone who leaves the toilet seat up-this is someone who believes that people of other races-including some of her friends-are inferior to him soley because they aren't white.
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KidL: I never want to assume to know that another person is thinking, but I have to believe that there is no way Sandra B didn't know how racist this guy was. When I saw that he uses the Iron Cross as the logo for West Coast Choppers, I knew there was a problem with him. But I always go back to the same question: do we hold the wife responsible for the actions/words/attitudes of the husband? I mean, c'mon, these are grown men we're talking about. But maybe their wives see a side of them no one else does. I don't know, it's a really hard one to figure out. What do you think?

KidL's picture

Submitted by PTCruiser on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:31pm.

Yes. It was in US Weekly and at TMZ IIRC.

Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:01pm.

JJ's former employees say he used racist words to refer to Jews, Blacks & Hispanics. You cannot tell me he stopped this once he went home. If she ignored this, then she is a total hypocrite. His PR people aren't denying the racism allegations either. Yikes! Even Mel Gibson's people tried to say he wasn't one after his arrest and out-bursts.

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For reals? Damn. I was trying to squash my suspicion that Sandra is a closet racist, but he's a casual user of the racial epithet, huh? There goes the benefit of the doubt. The lady always smelled a little fake to me.

Love Potion No. 9 won't ever be the same.

KidL's picture

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:10pm.

Speaking from personal experience, there is no way in holy hell I could be with someone who thought that way. No way. In fact, I dated a guy whom I later found out was a racist and ended it. We aren't friends-not even Facebook friends. (Why he ever dated me was a mystery as I am half-Asian and a quarter Jewish. He didn't know the latter.) Anyway, why would SB have to "settle" for such a guy? This isn't someone who leaves the toilet seat up-this is someone who believes that people of other races-including some of her friends-are inferior to him soley because they aren't white.

Detective_LaToya's picture

Gloria Allred is an embarrassment to all women everywhere. All she cares about is getting some cash and her foul face on the news. She's as big a pig as the dainty helpless damsels she "defends."

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:08pm.
LEAVE JESSE ALONE! He's...He's...He's...OK, fuckers, carry on
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EILEENIE MY QUEENIE! I'm feeling very upset by this whole ugly JJ situation...hold me.

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 8:01pm.
JJ's former employees say he used racist words to refer to Jews, Blacks & Hispanics. You cannot tell me he stopped this once he went home. If she ignored this, then she is a total hypocrite. His PR people aren't denying the racism allegations either. Yikes! Even Mel Gibson's people tried to say he wasn't one after his arrest and out-bursts.
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KidL,
I had a feeling that Jesse was a racist. The problem is: do you blame the wife if the husband is a douchebag? I know plenty of good women married to racist men...so, even if they completely disagree with their husbands, do you hold them accountable? I don't, but other people might.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

LEAVE JESSE ALONE! He's...He's...He's...OK, fuckers, carry on.

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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KidL's picture

JJ's former employees say he used racist words to refer to Jews, Blacks & Hispanics. You cannot tell me he stopped this once he went home. If she ignored this, then she is a total hypocrite. His PR people aren't denying the racism allegations either. Yikes! Even Mel Gibson's people tried to say he wasn't one after his arrest and out-bursts.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by KidL on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:34pm.

Word. It's one thing to hide this from your co-workers or even your friends, but your wife?? Also, it appears JJ wasn't even trying to hide his racism. If he was decorating his surfboard with a swastika and decorating his home with Nazi shit, then it seems he wanted people to know. Again, how the fuck could she not know?

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Yeah, I'm sorry...No way she didn't know...I'm just not buying it...I know her PR team is working feverishly on how it could be, but I'm not buying it...As shocking as it is, AT THE LEAST, SB is a neo-Nazi sympathizer...I just can't see it any other way.

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KidL's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:34pm.

Word. It's one thing to hide this from your co-workers or even your friends, but your wife?? Also, it appears JJ wasn't even trying to hide his racism. If he was decorating his surfboard with a swastika and decorating his home with Nazi shit, then it seems he wanted people to know. Again, how the fuck could she not know?

Sandbitch's picture

I could/can never comprehend how she got beyond his porn past so I've had her on my suspect list ever since.

Clearly, he saw her as a cash cow and 'glorified babysitter'. No wonder she's still in hiding - it's going to take a good while to get the look of disgust off her face. At least until all the blood tests come back.

But as my Nanna (Bullock, co-incidentally) would say, if you lay with dogs expect some fleas.

Too embarrassed to use my own name right now fuckers.

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 7:25pm.
JJ is a pig, his wh0res are POS's, but I think I hate Gloria Allred most of all. Why is this 'feminist' lawyer representing skanks whose only claim to fame is opening their legs to attached, famous men, instead of bringing attention to women who actually worked hard and accomplished something worthwhile? Eff her!!

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AMEN. Sometimes we woman are our own worst enemies. I can't forgive Gloria no matter how hard I try, sometimes you just have to draw a line in the sand and take a stand. Not all women are helpless victims, you have to determine who has a legitimate case and who's just a famewhore looking for a payout. Too sad.

mike's picture

Lisa Wu's damn pretty, but she's so fucking phony it's not funny.

I am drunk.

didimao's picture

*Does google search for pictures of Tiger Woods and Jesse James. Makes photo of self, JJ and TW together. Calls TMZ, leaves message that I had a threesome with JJ and TW and I have the texts, dirty shirt, and pictures to prove it. Sits and waits by the mailbox for my paycheck.*

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snippy's picture

These men can text and IM all damn day with several people at once. They're addicts, kinda...they like the thrill of the chase...
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OIC-- they are using a computer keyboard? Because it takes me forever to type a text with the numeric keys on my old cell phone. Maybe these guys just type the same generic message and cc their other hos to save time.