Friday, March 26th 2010
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Your eardrums worse enemy Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth had their big premiere for their movie The Last Song in Hollywood last night, and her entire family grabbed a jug of moonshine, jumped in the wagon, whipped at Trace to step on it and hoofed on over there to cheer on their lil' eager beaver!
It was all hillbilly hunky dory until Trace chewed on one of the posters and Tish pulled her top down to rub her berries all over Liam's back. Luckily, Noah Cyrus was there to draw the focus off of them by posing in her Shirley Temple "Jump Off The Ship Lollipop" ensemble.
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WHY have I not seen this adorable tatooed Cyrus freak-angel before now? Miley who??? Trace is the STAR of this lot, I tell ya! Who needs a high school diploma when you've got this kind of style & class? Paparazzi, listen up: full court press on this trick STAT!
I thought Trace was wearing a multi-pattern shirt, but it's actually a tattoo.
Honey lambchop suey
Why is Joan Jett posing with Miley Cyrus???
"All cats are gray in the dark"
-my baby sister
Triston: ALWAYS... she's a little whoa in training. *muah, my love*
Is the wee one modeling the latest in prostitot fashion?
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It's safe to say that the kids all look like mum pre-surgery or whatever she's had altered. BR Cyrus' vanity could not even be captured in a song by Carly Simon. That little girl is a Mily-waiting- to-happen. Food for entertainment.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 9:17pm.
Wow, last thumbnail: a Geico caveman as Joey Ramone.
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Don't insult the caveman!
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 4:12pm.
Take that bad, infidel! the Addams Family ROCKS and these celebutard assholes wish they were half as hardcore or classy.
Off Topic: Angeluz_4ever, is that an avatar of Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask? So cute :)
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 4:12pm.
The Adams Family.
Take that back! Well, I haven't seen the TV series, but the Addams family from the movie was way classier than these people.
i'm lazy so i didn't go back and read all the comments but trace cyrus IS a richard ramirez doppelganger in these pictures!!!
*dry heaves*
guys, uh....OH DAMN ITS COMIN UP..
* projectile vomits *
oh gawd, oh i feel better, i can't look at that inbred shit, such a weak stomach. oh ugh...i feel sick still...help
Wow, last thumbnail: a Geico caveman as Joey Ramone.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 3:28pm.
What the hell is up with all of this tattoo on the face shit? Can we agree as a human race to stop that?
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I agree! It's stupid and makes one look stupid too.
Please lay off the little kid. She can't help the family she was born into, and she looks so proud of the dress. We all have those great photos of ourselves as kids that we'd like to burn, right?
the brother on the other hand, looks silly. And he did that shit to himself.
when miley cyrus is the best looking one in your family it's time to cry.
Ha. Wow. Did some research.
"Trace Dempsey Cyrus (born February 24, 1989) is an American musician." "Cyrus has many tattoos on his arms and chest, including the words "stay gold" tattooed on his knuckles. Cyrus once worked at a shopping mall in Burbank, California before dropping out of high school at La Cañada High School. Cyrus dated Disney singer/actress Demi Lovato for a year starting in June 2008 and stopped dating because of their conflicting tour schedules."
What a prize.
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If you are a half-persian. half-cherokee canadian left-handed queer with a talent for the harpsichord, tattoo that all over your fucking chest. be my guest. i'll take you out for a beer afterward.-mcnightmare
Submitted by MaxThrax on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 3:49pm.
Music is over in the US. Britain still rocks however.
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"Spice Girls, Oasis, Amy Winehouse, Coldplay" Britain, you mean?
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"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
WHY does Trace Cyrus have to be so painfully ugly and cartoonish looking? It's not acceptable. What can this guy do except walk around with his pants falling off and tell everyone that his dad and sister are famous.
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If you are a half-persian. half-cherokee canadian left-handed queer with a talent for the harpsichord, tattoo that all over your fucking chest. be my guest. i'll take you out for a beer afterward.-mcnightmare
Wow, I gotta say I don't think that it's cool making fun of some little girl's appearance. With time and braces she will probably look about average-attractive..but I can't argue with how she portrays herself, she definitely gives off the vibe that she will be giving blow jobs in the boy's bathroom in junior high.
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Garsh. Miley really is the pretty one of the family!!
Her older sister is pretty! I still maintain that Noah looks just like Jennifer Blanc!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY%20Archive/51321...
years ago i had a Musical Ballerina Jewelry Box that would spin when i opened it
that girl reminds me of it
and not in a good way
walmart family
i know i'm going to hell for saying this, but lord have mercy, that little girl looks like a mutant.
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Calling Rob Zombie, here's the cast for your next horror pic.
I assume Miley puts away a % of every paycheck towards Noah's extensive upcoming surgery, right? She's gonna need the full Montag and then some.
Miley is starting to resemble that Guiliana Rancid bitch off E!
Noah, oh Noah, I just want to be like you when I'm older, you sassy fashion icon!!!!
Ewww. It's mean to criticise children but that little girl is so unfortunate-looking that she set evolution back a step.
What a bunch of sewer rats.
The characters in this family!
Trace is trying way too hard to look like a poser.
I realllly hate to admit this - but Billy, without the mullet - is kinda handsome.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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Snideychick sez:
The Fuggams Family!
The Adams Family.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
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"my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker." - Courtney Love
Trace is the most unfortunate looking person in the pic. He looks like a nerd with a cheap wig dressed in a nerdy version of "rock star style" complete with the obligatory shades. In effect, he looks really pathetic!
What is it with this generation? They've got tats, they've got the Hot Topic clothing and eye liner but they play the most tame and weak music I've ever heard. I listened to a couple of songs from Metro whatever....completely sucks. They used to play music like that in the animated kid shows I used to watch. Music is over in the US. Britain still rocks however.
4 Seasons of America's Most Offensive Family! If we get 7, we're officially a success!!!
1. These fuckers up here
2. The Gossleins
3. The Duggars
4. BAMPSKV
5. The Hiltons
6. The Spellings
7. The Hogans
8. The Kardassians
9. The Lohans
10. The Spears
11. The Sulyemans
12. Balloon Boy Family
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YES! But after the Jacksons at 13!
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"...and he says "Go forth and multiply", which is really just a polite way of saying "Fuck off"..."~ Andy Parsons
Could you imagine how much you would hate Miley if you were her OLDER sister? I bet Brandi can't stand that bitch and all the attention she gets. She should go rogue like the half/step whatever brother Trace and rebel it up!
Trace looks like he wants to be ANYWHERE but at the premier for this lame ass movie...was the photo op really that dependent on him showing up? And Miley's "bf" is hella hot, but looks hella gay! I'd totally hit that!
The Meemaw is the best looking one of the bunch, followed by Billy Ray & it goes down hill quickly from there.
Look at pic 8, doesn't Miley look EXACTLY like a darker haired version of her groupie whore mom?
What the hell is up with all of this tattoo on the face shit? Can we agree as a human race to stop that?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
wow! is all i can say so many things wrong here! i dont even know where to begin!
miley's boyfriend needs to run away pronto! he's from australia so maybe he doesnt understand the white trash concept... hmmmm
and why does it look like the little sister has self tanner applied to only the front part of her legs?? ... and why is she wearing those socks w/ those shoes and that dress??! poor little girl its not her fault, but at least she looks super happy, ignorance is bliss :)
Iwonder if BillyRay & his wife are related cos they really made some UGLY kids.
Maybe it's been said, since I'm late to the party, but Miley's "boyfriend" really has some gayface going on.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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I'm not apologizing
banjoes ... who all's hearing banjoes? I'm sure it's not just me. God, I love family ... they can really mess up any decent image you're working hard to project, as can be seen here. Forget it, Miley. You're a trailer park girl. Live with it.
Submitted by fauve on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 2:52pm.
The gene pool is doomed beyond repair. And I know I'm going to hell for saying mean things about a child but FUCK DAMN is that little inbred beaver ugly.
ROTFLMAO! *gets on bus right behind you*
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 03/26/2010 - 3:09pm.
I like how Noah wear that perverted little girl outfit with no trace of sarcasm on her face. But what's even more surprising is that the outfit looks cynical on her even though she IS a little girl!!!!!!
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It would look appropriate on a 5 yr old going to a party or a pageant.
They aren't fooling us with the "innocent" look on ol stripper Noah.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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Trace and his froggy Miley lookalike are not human