Monday, March 29th 2010

The Booty Hole Hunter

Gerard Butler's finger isn't comfortable unless it's dry massaging someone's no-no hole (see: Jeffrey Dean Morgan), so I'm sure Jennifer Aniston is used to his finger banging shenanigans.

TMZ has a bunch of pictures of Gerry Butler giving it to Aniston while posing for a picture with a fan in Paris. But seriously, we can try to explain this a million ways. We can say that Gerry is performing the Bobby Brown maneuver on Aniston by trying to pop one of her doody bubbles. We can also say that Gerry is trying to resuscitate Aniston's unconscious genitals. But we all know what's really going on here. This is Aniston's way of flipping off the Brangeloonies.

And here's some pictures of Aniston and The Butler at the Paris and Berlin premieres of The Bounty Hunter. You already know where his finger is in most of these pictures. Get that shit (pun intended), Gerry!

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biatchyagain's picture

I knew he was a nasty fucker to begin with, but raiding a lady's ass in public like she's a bowling ball, that is going too far. Me thinks he is one of those guys who will ask you go down on his backside the first time you hook up. Those guys make me gag.

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Firestarter5's picture

Hell, I'd have her lifted right off the ground.

bo_tatoe's picture

Yawn. Pathetic old promotion stunt.
Retire already Anus-ton, your fake relationships with the lead actors of your current movies for promotional purpose are getting as old and annoying as you are. And if this is your idea of "kicking the promo value up a notch", they have just gotten as pathetic as you are.

buddhistgirl69's picture

This is the BEST Photo ever! Finally I have some respect for this girl... underneath it all she loves herself an Ass Pirate!

Lory's picture

Butler is nothing but a frat boy. Just like any guy in his twenties. Too bad Butler is in his forties. As for Aniston, methinks she was just trying to avoid people knowing she got a couple of fingers up her ass. She just failed to realize there were photogs behind them. Seriously, who wants to let everyone know your ass is being fingered mercilessly in public? I mean, what was she supposed to do? Slap him silly while screaming "ZOMG, GET YER HANDS OFF MY ASS, YOU HANDSOME RICH, CONSUMMATE JOKER, MOVIE STAR!!!!"? I bet she just smiled for the pic then so she could shank him later... On the other hand, they are known to be friends so perhaps, this is typical behavior for him and she accepts it... This post only shows Aniston has more sense of humor than some bitches in here... Who would have thought it?

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Proof positive that this scank is so damn frigid that she can't even tell when a guy has a couple of his fingers exploring her @sshole. Just wait, even a total loser like Butler will run like his pants are on fire to get away from Jennifer as soon as this movie promoting is over.

I don't believe this pic! Surely it's been 'shopped! Jen always likes to give the impression that she's a real lady. There's no way that she'd let anyone stick a finger in...not in public anyway.

She, more than most, would be very aware of sneakily placed cameras, and the unwanted, embarrassing pics that could result. Nup, NO WAY!.......unless there's more evidence to come, from other sources.

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Angelina Jolie knows how to be "respected"?. You have to be fucking kidding me. When, exactly? when she was kissing her brother on the lips in front of the media? or when she (or Billy Bob) let the world know he fucked her in the ass during their limo ride? or was it when Bradly was grabbing her non-existant ass in a couple of occasions?. Wait! was it during their sports photo op with Maddox when Bradley was groping her saggy tits in front of the cameras?. Shit! I'm honestly confused.

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Ew...that's nasty. How degrading.

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LawDog's picture

Gerard Butler should have smelled his fingers afterwards. Now THAT would have been a picture!

I don't really care about any of these people...

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:53pm.
Having a finger up your ass in public is still less embarrassing than fucking Billy Bob Thornton in private.
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Or announcing to the world, on the red carpet that the two of you just got finished fucking in the limo on the way there
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I couldn't agree more! This finger/ass shot is not nearly as creepy as Jolie making out with her brother and announcing on national television that she's in love with him !!! Loons need to put it in perspective.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:14pm.

Do these bitches read any threads that don't involve the crusty triangle?
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Crusty Triangle?? I had that for breakfast....oh,no wait, it was a Pop Tart. Oh well, never mind.

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 12:35pm.
TeriAnn needs to be fingered.

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Oyster's picture

For those of you who don't know what this action means, it is: "I can't stop touching your butt because I really like you and it, a lot".

And so? He likes her ass. Fucking Jennifer Aniston in the ass is most likely, fun. They might not be in ooey-gooey love, but who cares? They just started boning, and they seem to make each other smile.

I'm more impressed that they stopped so fans could take their pictures (you know, like nice people would do instead of marching on and ignoring them like a couple of snobby douche bags) than that he wanted to stroke her asshole.

angel_i's picture

Honestly? I think celebs do that shit to each other all the time.

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morphoeugenia's picture

I agree with Muska. She's treating herself like roadkill. She gets involved with nothing but jizzbags. Men usually do this kinda stuff to the women they know will allow it.

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Zappy's picture

Oh Jeez! There is nothing worse than feeling like a walking balling ball with someones finger up your ass ..

OHPLEAZ's picture

I'm sorry, I don't mind a little kinky shit once in a while but out in public that's just wrong! Jennifer Aniston has some nasty vain feet!

Hysteria's picture

There's something wrong about Gerard Butler. It might be steroids.

My bfs who fuck around like that in public get a sharp elbow. Some people act like pigs. Sometimes it's funny.

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Sweetas's picture

Holy shit Angie's fans are total obtuse retards. She must be so proud.

Jen's not pure enough for the Dlisted crowd now! We must cast her out!! *snickering* Do these bitches read any threads that don't involve the crusty triangle? Jebus.

Better Off Dead's picture

lololololol at this thread. You guys are ruthless.

I don't think it takes a degree in astrophysics to figure out how to get someone's unwanted finger out of your ass. - RasKimmie

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It doesn't matter WHAT the explanation is behind this one.

That's some stank ass shit!

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yawn. These two together promoting the movie again..anything for a 'controversy'. And the whole 'Doody Bubble' thing isn't really that funny.. never really was to begin with.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:53pm.
Having a finger up your ass in public is still less embarrassing than fucking Billy Bob Thornton in private.

This was the best comment EVER. Bwahahah!
Man- Le Loonies are out in full force on this one! Geesh!

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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by RasKimmie on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 2:13pm.
Oh yeah, this is sexy. Let a guy who will fuck anything that crosses his path put his fingers up your ass in public. I'm not saying don't fuck him in a drought, but sneak it like a normal slut.

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ummmm.... during a photo shoot, with people standing around, how in the hell was she to stop him? He's is such a fucking sleeze bag.... HATE HIM!!! Jen? eh... she's obviously doing whatever she can. Can't fault her on that... I'm sure she didn't ask for it!
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I don't think it takes a degree in astrophysics to figure out how to get someone's unwanted finger out of your ass. If you can't figure that out, I think you better stay away from the NYC subway. Unless you like it, like Jen. And Michael K, of course. And me a couple of times in college.

In case you really need this instruction:

How you get him to stop

Start with the "I'm about to fuck you up" side eye. If that doesn't work, kick him in his fucking taint. That will send a clear message. At least she would get some press where she wasn't a desperate, spineless victim.

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Muska's picture

I feel sorry for her. He's disrespecting her. Would Brad ever do that to Angelina? Hell no. Say whatever you want about Angelina, but bitch will make sure her man knows how to treat her.

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Submitted by rareflower on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 2:11pm.
Who is X?
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X is what the loons call Aniston. She is looked at as the villain so they can feel more comfortable worshiping at the altar of BRANGELINA.

Unless the Brangie-loons are an experimental art project, they're gonna be put in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders one of these days.

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madam s.'s picture

Hekki,

I totally agree. My first thought when I saw the photo is that they are actually close buddies and he is messing with her and trying to make her laugh while she's trying to pose for a photo.

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hannahsatana's picture

Smell my finger....ugh

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Area 5150's picture

"here chicky chicky chicky chick........."

*leaves trail of ho'ho's to lure the loons off the site*

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Submitted by RasKimmie on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 2:13pm.
Oh yeah, this is sexy. Let a guy who will fuck anything that crosses his path put his fingers up your ass in public. I'm not saying don't fuck him in a drought, but sneak it like a normal slut.

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ummmm.... during a photo shoot, with people standing around, how in the hell was she to stop him? He's is such a fucking sleeze bag.... HATE HIM!!! Jen? eh... she's obviously doing whatever she can. Can't fault her on that... I'm sure she didn't ask for it!

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This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 12:59pm.
"Hey TeriAnn, are you lost? Do you need someone to steer your 'hover round' back over to JJ where you can continue munching on raw cookie dough and fingerbanging to pictures of Knox & Viv, you rank, flabby piece of needlepoint-loving shit?"

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Kerfuffles's picture

I'd totally fingerbang Jeffrey Dean Morgan, so props to the Butler for getting to do that.

JustJack's picture

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 2:15pm.
Jen likes to fingerbang and it's allright;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O37DFSa7fs&NR=1

OMG! Nothing like singing that song all day.

Jeepster's picture

Maybe Gerry isn't really fingering her....maybe that finger is MISSING and the only reason we don't see this in the movies is because of GREAT CGI!!!!!!

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

z80's picture

The movie is stupid. I saw it last night. Jen reminds me of a mom that tries to keep in style by reading Seventeen magazine and sharing outfits with her daughter.

bambam's picture

Jen likes to fingerbang and it's allright;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O37DFSa7fs&NR=1

Jeepster's picture

When Anjie-Jo first started her own little United Nations, and she and The Brad were traveling all over the world collecting kids, I was kinda impressed. Lately though, as she gets thinner and more desperate looking, all I can think is:

1. Heroin addict (looking Iggy Pop-ish)
2. Has no real boundaries (i.e. see stolen men)
3. Needs constant adoration (see Child Army/Men)
4. Openly Hates Daddy (see stolen men)
5. Secretly Hates All men (except Brother)
6. No apparent female friends (guess why)
7. Weird Sexual Appetites (see Billy Bob T.)
8. Really Good in Bed (until married)
9. Not a good actress (see The Changeling)
10. Wants us to think she is a Serious Person

#10 - fail....reason: She is FUCKED-UP, and it shows. I prefer a straight-up loonie like Anne Heche. At least you know where you stand (or fall).

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

RasKimmie's picture

Oh yeah, this is sexy. Let a guy who will fuck anything that crosses his path put his fingers up your ass in public. I'm not saying don't fuck him in a drought, but sneak it like a normal slut.

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rareflower's picture

So. This is what her life has come down to? I never could understand her “dating” John Mayer and now this? She has no shame!! He neither. And what in the hell is going on with the comments today? Who is X? And why are there posts about Angelina Jolie? The supporters of the home wrecker are in a comments fight off with the woman who allows that man-whore Gerard Butler to finger her in public then pretend she is classy later on?

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Jeepster: "We had an Angelina back in my day too....she was known as "Mia Farrow".

She had a thing for other women's men, and loved to collect orphans.

Life dealt her an "interesting" blow a few years back......"

Awesome! Thanks for reminding me how alike they are!! And Mia always struck me as being totally neurotic, too. Like one of those nervous toy dogs that quiver uncontrollably and bark at nothing.

KG's picture

Gerard Butler is the perfect Friends with Benefits guy. Get yours Jen.

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:41pm.

Sweet Babu, darling, Depp's baby mama is FUG!
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I think she can be really beautiful/sexy when she's not rocking the crack-whore hair. She also gets too skinny sometimes. But...sometimes, she's gorgeous!

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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 2:00pm.
My question is what happened minutes afterward?

Judging by his grip, he rolled her down a bowling alley.

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Hekki's picture

Is it wrong that I think that's funny? That's some shit Mr. Hekki would do to me. Or I'd do to him. If Brad did that to Angie, she'd punish him severely.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:57pm.

My boyfriend does this kind of shit to me all the time. If you've ever had a horny boyfriend who's really into you, you've had a hand constantly reaching for your ass/crotch.

Thanks for reminding me why I got divorced. So nice to wake up without being plundered.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:59pm.
LOL I do this kind of shit to all the women I meet!!! my way of saying how YOU doin....
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 1:53pm.
Having a finger up your ass in public is still less embarrassing than fucking Billy Bob Thornton in private.
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Or announcing to the world, on the red carpet that the two of you just got finished fucking in the limo on the way there.

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