Peaches Has Been Canned
Peaches Geldof is no longer the face and body of Miss Ultimo lingerie after they pink-slipped her ass this morning. A rep for Ultimo says that they have chosen to distance themselves from her following the allegations that she fucked her veins with a heroin needle last November. Peaches continues to deny that she went dragon chasing. Ultimo had this to say for themselves:
"We have been in meetings all morning with regards to the stories that have surfaced over the weekend about Peaches and unfortunately we have no option but to terminate her contract.Miss Ultimo is a brand geared towards a young female audience and as a company we have a social responsibility to ensure we are promoting only positive role models that young women can aspire to.
We are in the process of removing Peaches from the website and we are working with Debenhams to remove her visuals form all Miss Ultimo shops and window displays throughout the UK."
So before some dude on Reddit claimed he smacked it up with Peaches, Ultimo saw her as a pristine young lady who is a positive role model for girls? The fuck? Ultimo must have just woken up from a long coma, because this isn't Peaches first time at the drug scandal party. The clueless hos at Ultimo are probably going to replace Peaches with the innocent beauty known as Bombshell McGee.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:19pm.
Is she well known in the UK or something? I've only heard of her cause her mom dated that guy from INXS.
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Her dad is SIR Bob Geldof. As in Live Aid? Raised a ton of money for starving Ethiopians? Remember? How old are you anyway?
And she is a rich, spoiled brat who has had no parenting since she was 13 or so and has not done a useful thing in her life. Her sister Little Pixie is exactly the same.
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@Zomay, well it aint mine...and fuck do I wish it was.
WTF Ultimo isnt in their right minds for chosing her anyway, and I say good for her ass, if you wanna be a junkie, be like the rest of us, be a functioning junkie who isnt loaded w/money. Suck a dick for money like the rest of us hoes.
That's not even her body! Good Lordy.
lol. dumbass.
that's the kind of cute that doesn't operate without photoshop and fades fast.
That lingerie company was weak. Models are a dime a dozen. They should find someone who hides her anorexic and drug addiction well!
did they not know she was crazy before they signed her??lol
You'd think that the tattoo would be enough to stop her at the door. And gee, imagine her doing something naughty. The people at Ultimo are idiots.
Thanks, 'Gucci' shoes, I needed a reminder about being more 'grace'. And I agree, our society does have too many brands. I love counterfeiters talking about 'right and good'.
Fuck, I cannot wait to see what that tattoo looks like in about 20 years time.
This girl just needs to disappear. Bob, I know you like making the world a better place so let's start small your moron of a kid away in a basement.
Can't airbrush away the lack of good breeding and class.
Notice to clueless entitled societal dumbasses like Peaches Geldolf: the way you act has consequences. Acting like a drunken leg spread slutty attention whore will NOT always get you money; in fact, most of the time it will cost you money.
I think it's hilarious that her one & only job has been terminated due to her being slutty & skanky. Then again, she's probably so high right now that she doesn't even know...
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this artists rendering/reconstruction of an ad managed to make her look kind of cute. gah.
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Damn, you'd think that since her mother died from a heroin overdose, she would gather that: hard drugs are bad, mmmkay? How sad.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 7:50pm.
I think she's pretty!
Pretty skanky! LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Hardy HAR!!! I agree.... she's really fugly and I do not see any attraction whatsoever! Never have, never will. But I really love her Dad...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
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I don't think the name "Peaches" really fits.
From now on, i'm calling her "Chicken Pot Pie".
this is not Peaches, I've seen her live and she was much fatter than I am. ......I do not believe in any LA or NY pics I see.
Good riddance, this Peaches should be used as JOOS in a Sandra Lee Kwanzaa cake.
i guess i have a one track mind..when i read the headline..i thought ELI ROTH had dumped her ass...
im sure they used photoshopping and she STILL looks like shit!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Oh and Ultimo? You guys are selling skanky lingerie for kids, so there's no way in hell you'll find a "positive role model for girls". Get the fuck over yourselves and bang on Paris Hilton's door or something. At least she hasn't done heroin. Yet. That we know of.
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I think she's pretty!
Pretty skanky! LOLOLOLOLOL!
(I do think she has a pretty peasant girl thing going on then and standards in the UK are different...I wouldn't say she lives up to them, necessarily but they have photoshop too so s'aright, s'ok. I'm glad she got fired tho - she doesn't deserve any kinda job.)
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'canned peaches' oh shit. I just 'got' that.
the headline was the best part!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 7:23pm.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of junkie underwear models...I may start a line (a white one) called "junk in your trunk" and have as models Courtney Love, Amy Wino, Blohan, Heidi Fleiss, Peaches, you know the lot of them strollin' down the runway
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White, huh? That should show off the skid marks and period stains rather nicely.
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I'm glad you share my vision...It'll also accentuate the coke/X sweat floods...AND any yellow pit residue from it on my tank tops...after days of dazed wear...HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I guess the lesson for Peaches is that if you're going to sleep with and do heroin with someone you don't know, you should kill him before morning and/or before he can get to his laptop to download the photos and story. She's a Scientologist for god's sake... they have people to take care of stuff like that.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 7:23pm.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of junkie underwear models...I may start a line (a white one) called "junk in your trunk" and have as models Courtney Love, Amy Wino, Blohan, Heidi Fleiss, Peaches, you know the lot of them strollin' down the runway
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White, huh? That should show off the skid marks and period stains rather nicely.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of junkie underwear models...I may start a line (a white one) called "junk in your trunk" and have as models Courtney Love, Amy Wino, Blohan, Heidi Fleiss, Peaches, you know the lot of them strollin' down the runway in my designer skivvies with they track marks, vcr's (visible cocaine rings), bloody noses, crack pipe burns,jizz crust and crack rocks in they hair, bleeding buttholes, toe rot, infected giney's...And a BIG ASSED JUNKIE GIRL FIGHT as the denoument...Yeah....HELL YEAH!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
To all those ppl that say that they don't know why this thing got hired as a "model" I am going to have to co-sign on that shit. Her face is in desperate need of a paper bag to put over it, she is completely lacking in the tit department (dude, if you're going to model a bra, first make sure you actually need one) and her tattoos are hideous.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
It's so fitting that she used model lingerie and thus call attention away from her face because girl is really unfortunate-looking up there. Or maybe it's because she's regularly high as a kite when photographed.
I'm just offended at how these people thought that putting these horrendous ho as the face for their lingerie was a good idea.
There's nothing remotely attractive about her... I'd rather have Rojo Caliente, Chaz Bono and Jacko model lingerie than seeing this ugly bitch again.
My favorite part is where they say they have a social resposibility to young women... to do what? To make them look good when they do amateur porn?
These assholes are selling lingerie... all of a sudden their intentions are so noble that even a nun should wear the skanky shit they have for sale.
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This news has absolutely no effect on me at all.
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Stooopid error.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:19pm.
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Unfortunately yes, but more because of her sanctimonious father and skagwhore dead mother.
Preach, MS. The club scene here is a farce.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
photoshop much?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:30pm.
ubmitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:23pm.
I think Miss Ultimo need to take that padded 38EE bra off their faces and adjust the straps on their reality suspenders...this girl is always around in London....seen her SO many times on the floor of night clubs.
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Fucking LOL. If I saw her ass in a night club, that would be my cue to get the fuck out of there...
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70% of the clubs here suck monkey balls, believe me. My drug tolerance is zero, so as soon as those tarts start rolling on the floor, I'm off anyway :D
"Miss Ultimo is a brand geared towards a young female audience and as a company we have a social responsibility to ensure we are promoting only positive role models that young women can aspire to...."
Riiiiiiight, if that were really their "policy" they wouldn't have hired this fat herpetic junkie skank in the first place.
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ubmitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:23pm.
I think Miss Ultimo need to take that padded 38EE bra off their faces and adjust the straps on their reality suspenders...this girl is always around in London....seen her SO many times on the floor of night clubs.
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Fucking LOL. If I saw her ass in a night club, that would be my cue to get the fuck out of there...
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
this has got to be one ugly bitch
wino and hohan are the only two celebs that are a bigger mess than this chunker.
I think Miss Ultimo need to take that padded 38EE bra off their faces and adjust the straps on their reality suspenders...this girl is always around in London....seen her SO many times on the floor of night clubs.
i don't like her nor do i think she is a role model of any kind - but! that someone could trash your career (and making their own) by making allegations and posting oh, sorry, SELLING naked pics is another low. won't say that it hasn't been this way all the time, but recently it got to another high.
so if anyone finds a way to get off this planet - let me know.
Is she well known in the UK or something? I've only heard of her cause her mom dated that guy from INXS.
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The drugs don't really concern me, the drinking, not so much or the obvious lack of class. What bothers me is that this brain trust (heavy sarcasm) company decided Peaches should be the one to model their underwear. Really? Really that's the ONLY girl you could think of to model your bra and panties? The head of A&P should be in possession of a pink slip ASAP.
HA! Bye bitch! Like anyone wanted to see your skanky, dumbass in underwear anyway.
Go back to the drug and rat infested gutter your crawled out of and take your scientology shit with you.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX7_GbkrXA8
tough shit Peaches, like you didn't do heroin. You are so full of smack, you can't even remember.
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Well, she does match the shit that she's advertising, though... because this lingerie is fug times infinity.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
The thing that always puzzles me about these children of famous people (see: Paris Hilton) is that they presumably have enough money, or access to enough money, that they could go away and no one would ever hear of them. But they don't.
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