Angie Jo Is A Real-Life Disney Villainess
You know how Angelina Jolie is thinking about playing the title role in Tim Burton's Maleficent? Well, InTouch Weekly thinks she's perfect for the role since she's basically a living (?), breathing (??) version of the Mistress of Evil (cackle, thunder, cackle)!
In this week's issue, they talk to one of Brangelina's former bodyguards who says that Angie is a cold-hearted witch who laughs haughtily at her children's cries and regularly screams at her staff. Kate Gosselin is about to throw a copyright infringement lawsuit at Angie for stealing her swagger! From InTouch:
In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard describes what he claims to be a woman whose erratic behavior, yelling fits and unreasonable demands deeply hurt not only staff members -- but especially Brad and their six children. "Angelina has a public and a private persona," claims the former bodyguard, who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, Bill. "In my opinion, the real Angelina is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn't do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she's totally psycho."While Brad is laid-back and patient with his kids' often wild behavior, Angelina is anything but. "She screams and yells a lot, then walks away," Bill says, explaining that Angelina would often "disappear into her suite for hours," leaving staffers -- and Brad -- to deal with her children. "She would punish them with silence," says Bill, adding, "I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way." If the children were to get upset by her withholding behavior, he says, Angelina didn't seem to care. "She is not moved by tears," he explains. Still more disturbing, he recalls, Angelina has a "quirky habit" of "giggling when one of her kids would start crying."
The bodyguard, who was working for Brad and Angelina at the start of their relationship, remembers "a lot of laughing and fun" and "spontaneous sex" back then. Now, though, the couple often sleeps in separate bedrooms, and that honeymoon phase seems to be ancient history. Even when they aren't actively arguing, Bill says, Angelina "nitpicks" Brad -- criticizing him constantly. "She says things like, 'Are you going to wear that shirt again today?' and tells him he's like another one of the kids." According to Bill, Brad has come to dread Angelina's phone calls. "She'll call him from the set to interrogate him," Bill explains. "His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet." When Angelina's yelling gets to be too much, Brad will "put her on speaker and walk away from the phone," Bill reveals. "Angelina will hang up and continue calling until one of the staff picks up."
This straight from the Department of No More Wire Hangers. Maddox better be writing a tell-all right now, because I've been waiting for a sequel to Mommie Dearest. He can call it Saintly Dearest.
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jana and tigerlilz,
i love 'animal friends' with 'human' names(pets is kind of wrong seeing as they are the ones in charge most of the time)
but yeah fish?? for real or poets license?
on topic, bitch was hot when she was young, obviously never got her 'issues' sorted out..now why they call JA mannisten is a wtf to me-holiejolie seems to be morphing into a *cough* female *cough* version of her brother.
wish they would just fuck off, am mos def not gonna hate on the kids..but damn they will have some interesting tales to tell when they are older
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Screaming and yelling and verbally assaulting those around you is as serious and damaging as physical violence. Why do you think Brad would stay around for this behavior? Their whole life together seems chaotic and very ungrounded... I can't wait to read the tell all books coming out from these children.
Folks, confidentiality agreements can be broken by not saying your real name. He could have made up the first name as well. I say this is either
a) all true (and frankly I am very inclined to go with that - she's always been unstable and a psycho and people dont change, at least not that much)
or
b) all this is just made up in order to get her ratings up and increase the PR around her so she gets paid more.
or
c) it is all true AND she knows about it being "leaked" through some mysterious bodyguard guy - but she is ok with it since even bad PR is still PR. Look at Sarah Palin. Bitch got a TV show and a million per episode out of it.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Laughing when your children are crying, hahahahaha, ok she scored points there.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Libra:
When you're with someone with a mood disorder, you have good days and bad days. I don't know shit about their personal lives obviously, but Brad could be holding onto the good more than the bad (trust me, I know). And shit -- she's hot and probably does anything he wants her to do in bed.
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Submitted by Libra on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 6:51pm.
As much as i despise Brangelina... i have to say that i do not believe a single word of this!!!
It seems the paps can't make up their minds about these two...
One day they're buying lingerie and having amazing sex:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b173093_what_keeps_brang...
The next day they're on each other's nerves!!!
If she really was THAT horrible, why hasn't brad left yet?? Why is he having more and more babies with her??
Don't think it's cuz of the "told you so" factor... how can someone let his life ruin just to save face in the media??"
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Dear Angelina:
Mental health disorders don't disappear overnight or with good press.
Sincerely,
Your Borderline-Personality Disorder
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Total BS. They have confidentiality agreements. Using just your first name wouldn't stop them from knowng who you are LOL. Anyone who believes these magazines needs a slap.
"BILL"..you are now screwed....did you really think that by not revealing your last name you are safe from Angie & her CIA of Brangeloonies???
Dude they know where you live, where you shop, what time you go poop in the morning & how much the lint in your belly button weighs.
Make your peace & say good bye now my friend...
RIP
LOL
What is really funny is the fact that JJ (Just Angelina) did not post this at all. That balless Jared knew the loons would shut his site down if he did. Now, my question is, why the hell have a website when you delete any and all comments that are remotely negative towards the JP's? Pathetic!
of course she is psycho. she is starving. i used to starve in high school. constant low blood sugar can turn even the best-spirited and well-intentioned person into a raging see you in tee.
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MANGELINA has more balls than Brad Pitt. She's more manly than any actress!
It's getting to where she is becoming TRANGELINA!
I wonder what Brangelina did to piss off In Touch this time? Or who they will be going after next week?
I really don't see any former bodyguard giving an interview when he would be looking at a lawsuit at the least. So this is just baloney and In Touch just wanting to throw something at the wall and see what they can make stick.
I am a mom and there have been times my kids have gotten hurt and guess what I laughed sometimes because it was funny and others it was a weird reaction from the fear. Also there are times that it was better for me to ignore them as they had pushed my last button and if I started yelling I would have kept on for some time. So it was better to be quiet and walk away. Nobody knows what is right or wrong unless you are there. Hell I had issues with the children I had and I can't even imagine having as many as she does.
So she's interesting after all!
She is a phony all around.
1) I mean she goes to some village in africa and preaches about their plight, then a week later walks out of their airport with a 5000 dollar Louis Vuitton handbag that could feed the village for months. Even if she can do it and even if she does charity, it is just inappropriate and sheer bad taste to be doing that right after you visited a village with destitute people who have no future.
2) she whines about privacy and how she doesnt like the paps, but pushes a camera into Brad's hands and has him take pics of her breast feeding Shiloh (W magazine anyone) - which is about as private and intimate of an act there can be.
3) she talks about the importance of family, but hasnt spoken to her father until recently - because he had the guts to say what everyone else is not, which is that she needs serious help.
4) she used to carry a vile of billy bob thornton's blood around her neck and when they broke up, had ot go to a mental institution.
5) she made out with her brother and who knows did what with him when they were growing up...
She is a man eating mantis and all this charity work is cover up for something more serious. Bitch gets 20 million a movie, already owns mansions and houses in every major city...so what better way spend your excessive wealth than to boost your marketability by donating (and tax deducting) some of it ot charity.
Because she has great cock sucking lips and this bad ass persona people somehow seem to forget all this crap. wtf.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Only Angie film I ever seen, The Changeling. I just watched it last week too! I found it odd that Eastwood wanted me to feel sympathetic, after Walter and Christine spend like 3min (bus, bed, next day) together. I loved how she became bff with a "whore" in the institution. And I was lolling at her smacking the killer around and telling him she wants him in hell. Oscar-worthy? No! I bet her fish lips did lotsa tuna tossin and hook pullin for that Oscar nod.
Yep, this story fits my idea of this woman perfectly. Everyone with gut instincts could have foreseen this. Crazy is as crazy does! Lolita girls do not turn into Mother Theresa overnight. I do believe in personal growth, but not to that extent. She craves the halo as much as any given actor would want to win that Oscar, and she is willing to go to any length to be the next Diana (just compare their posing!).
Just Jared must have been gooood times today.
Holy shit. The media is switching sides? This is hilarious.
Submitted by joanne on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 8:31pm.
I think she has boxes of kinky sex tapes that she holds over everyones heads, why else would the media just keep lying about how great she is? How did an admitted drug user get to adopt childen?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Does this bitch have any acting credits. Why is she famous?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by sjsmitty on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 7:53pm.
Nigel and Sigmund are awesome names for snakes!
They aren't axactly 'cuddle pets' but amazing creatures but if you have an interest or thing for them the feel of their skin/scales make up for any lack off reptile luuurving :o)
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Sigmund TOTALLY preferred to be handfed by his mama rather than his papa (again Freudian mind fuck)...Nope, he wasn't havin' fish from anybody but me...otherwise, he'd swim for fish in his bowl...Aw, miss that lil' fucker...
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I don't get it, your snakes preferred fish to mice?
IT IS TAKING TOO LONG THIS FARSE OF ANGELINA JOLIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX7_GbkrXA8
Yeah, TeriAnn is over there ranting about Maniston.
I just renamed her. TeriAnniston. I'm sure she's blowing a gasket in retaliation in my absence.
Any psycho-bitch who could starve herself while carrying twins is a fucking nut.
We all saw the psycho stick arms, stick legs, and gaunt face… while you were NINE MONTHS PREGNANT!
Only some sick ass cow who's obsessed with their shit could pull that off.
That shit was not right and she was clearly abusing her children even before THEY WERE BORN - I wrote that snatch off a LONG time ago.
Just you watch America, she's a psycho dyke who will throw BRAD PITT under the fucking bus and go raise her bastard offspring in some commune in the third world with her dyko girlfriend - when SHE CRACKS UP FOR GOOD!
BP grow a pair of balls, take the fucking kids and SUE for FULL custody.
Start video-taping the gutter snake NOW!
Hey does anyone know which "EX" referred to on the cover is the one she's allegedly still having sex with? Are we talking Billy Bob Hornyton, the awesomely hot Jonny Lee Miller, Jenny Shimizu, or who?
I demand salacious details, dammit! The tabloid news has been freaking boring lately.
Oh and by coincidence, the Bird and the Bee's cover of "Maneater" just came on my ipod!
i am sad for the kids though.. psycho mom leads to a lifetime of shit in your head...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I think she has boxes of kinky sex tapes that she holds over everyones heads, why else would the media just keep lying about how great she is? How did an admitted drug user get to adopt childen?
LMAO the simple people... that is fuckin hilarious and most likely true
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by sjsmitty on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 7:53pm.
Nigel and Sigmund are awesome names for snakes!
They aren't axactly 'cuddle pets' but amazing creatures but if you have an interest or thing for them the feel of their skin/scales make up for any lack off reptile luuurving :o)
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Thanks. The name Nigel just reminded me of a lovely, yet slimy thing .
I'm gonna head over there, see what she's doing. I'll take a couple of Zebra cakes as bait.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 8:19pm.
Teri Ann was in the Maniston thread...I seen it!
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Oh yeah... what am I thinking. There's a Jen post. There's only in the world loons like better than exalting Brangelina and that's bashing Maniston. And telling us how much we love her, even if we don't. Silly me!
BB Gemini--
EXACTLY!!! We will never know the truth until it is revealed in People.
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LOL, so not buying this version. This report is just is silly and over the top. Very low-brow (old school tabloid style), and not at all believable.
Teri Ann was in the Maniston thread...I seen it!
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 8:13pm.
Come on in, Teri Ann! I'll give you a Zebra Cake! GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I completely expected to come in here and see a loon fest. Where are they? I just worked a 13 hour day and am crazy-tired and ready for a loon.
If I was registered, I'd go over to JJ and sound the alert, sending them over here. But,alas, I'm not.
Come on in, Teri Ann! I'll give you a Zebra Cake! GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"The simple people"
AHHHAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAAAA.
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 7:53pm.
Nigel and Sigmund are awesome names for snakes!
They aren't axactly 'cuddle pets' but amazing creatures but if you have an interest or thing for them the feel of their skin/scales make up for any lack off reptile luuurving :o)
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Sigmund TOTALLY preferred to be handfed by his mama rather than his papa (again Freudian mind fuck)...Nope, he wasn't havin' fish from anybody but me...otherwise, he'd swim for fish in his bowl...Aw, miss that lil' fucker...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Maybe the older kids also laugh at the sight of the younger kids crying. This would explain why the younger ones look sad. You learn alot from your parents.
....it doesn't take a scientist to figure out her fuckery...and I am a scientist....she is colder then Icy Nicole....and frostier then Fishsticks and 10 times more the pretentious bitch then Madonna..."adopting" children out of the "goodness" of her dark musty heart...FUCK...
CHA-CHING!!! Yo is Busted Bitch!!!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 7:22pm.
*clears throat, looks longingly at Tigerlily, arms wide open for a Kitteh hug*
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*Cries like a bitch on Bradi's shoulder*....MY SIGGAY!!! MY SIGGAY!!!! *blows tiger snot rocket on Bradi's shoulder*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"she's basically a living (?), breathing (??)"
I'm sitting here just marveling how MK took three simple, little punctuation marks and said a whole shit load!
lol!
BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 03/31/2010 - 7:52pm.
Zomay, didn't you know he supported McCain in the election???
Voight is a GET OFF MAH LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS lovah.
And methinks Skeletina is as well.....
*stirs the shit stew for the loons*
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I will help you stir the cauldron, stir, stir....
What? Angie Jo is a Tea bagger!!!???? Hope her fans understand/accept this...
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Nigel and Sigmund are awesome names for snakes!
They aren't axactly 'cuddle pets' but amazing creatures but if you have an interest or thing for them the feel of their skin/scales make up for any lack off reptile luuurving :o)
Zomay, didn't you know he supported McCain in the election???
Voight is a GET OFF MAH LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS lovah.
And methinks Skeletina is as well.....
*stirs the shit stew for the loons*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.