This.......Again
Lindsay Lohan heard the famewhore siren call (aka a dozen paps clicking their cameras) from a miles away and showed up to Star Magazine's party in Hollywood last night even though they recently got on her ass for being a walking coketrain wreck. Hey, you can't argue with an open bar. Truth.
After Lindsay finished partying with Star, she threw herself on the psychiatrist's futon known as Twitter and went off on her father. She has since erased the evidence, but here's the vomit that came off of her fingertips early this morning:
Someone, which i've mentioned in the past, fell back into the person they used to be when they used to be verbally&psychically abused&hurt me....it reminded me of when my father would verbally/literally HURT my mother, brothers, sister Aliana
now, as scary for me-->mind, body&sould- it's been, why, i ask u? why me? i've worked so hard, and still work so hard in life-i try to do as
fmuch as i can to put my fathers lack of appreciation-towards his family, friends, co-workers, dhioner towards himself , his denituy....
@samantharonson did the hit feel good?
My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym "I told you to stop Linds this is the last time... and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM.. U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you"
What is wrong with these people (understatement on roids)?! Did Michael Lohan's mother sniff freon while she was pregnant with him? Did White Oprah sniff freon while she was pregnant with Lindsay? Did Nana Lohan sniff freon while she was pregnant with White Oprah? They were/are all sniffing freon.
I bet they are the kind of family that screams at each other in the middle of IHOP ruining breakfast for everyone in the damn restaurant. And here they, ruining breakfast for everyone again. Don't they know we have our own dysfunctional relatives to deal with?!
Here's Lindsay at that Star Mag party last night, and also taking a little nap (aka passed the crack out) in the back of someone's SUV.
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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 9:03am.
Does it get much better, short of dying on the sidewalk?
Now that's entertainment!
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To be honest, I think she kinda hopes she might die on the sidewalk. I'm not a hundred percent convinced that she understands that she won't be able to reap the benefits of immortality that death might bring her.
I mean - if you read that sentence right there, it would begin to explain how clearI imagine her thoughts are...
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@ RasKimmie - Don't fret about the editing ... clearly you are a writer who digs clearly communicating your thoughts. As for LL I have NOTHING to add to this mess.
The best way to start the day is to read about LiLo and her continuing fucked-up life. I impatiently await more reports of her falling down or showing up stoned or drunk or wasted. What that cunt won't do for attention?!
She'll die from an overdose soon enough. Until then she'll be entertaining the general public with her antics. She is filthy, smells, and inane. Does it get much better, short of dying on the sidewalk?
Now that's entertainment!
Her lips look like a b-hole that's had a 3 day train run up on it.
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Okay, cool. I wasn't being ornery, I was confused. They must be some tiny edits because I can't see a difference from post to post! lol
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 7:55am.
Raskimmie, why do you keep bumping your post to the top?
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Edits. Qualification, clarification. I get it:)
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Raskimmie, why do you keep bumping your post to the top?
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 7:31am.
If I'm to read this post, Imma need a vat of espresso. Hold the lemon, please.
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Submitted by RasKimmie on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 7:46am.
I asked her if she has forgotten her father yet. That fucking shut her up.
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LOL! That made me laugh. With my mom - it was always her going on about her dad and me thinking: Yeah, but what about my MOM!? Ha;p
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Submitted by RasKimmie on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 7:41am.
Whatever, Lindsay is a mess. What interests me is how you hurt somebody psychically. I need that power. Muah-ha-ha.
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You have it, silly. We all do:)
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Whatever, Lindsay is a mess. What interests me is how you hurt somebody psychically. I need that power. Muah-ha-ha.
And I agree, angel_i. You never get over it when one of your parents fucks you over. One night while on a drunken rant to my mother about my father, she got sick of it and asked me how long I was going to carry this. I asked her if she has forgotten her father (that she adored) yet. That fucking shut her up.
Even though I refused to have anything to do with my father after I was about 16, it took another 14 years before I was sure I was going to survive it. When I turned 30 I made a conscious choice to not drown in the pain of what happened, and started living (kind of) healed. It still rears its ugly head occasionally, but it does improve over time. Maybe if Lindsay can manage to stay alive until 30 she can make it.
Put this way, to have 2 fucked up parents must be hell on earth. Not hard to see why she's a mess.
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Ok, fell asleep early now I'm up early in the morning which I try to avoid cuz if I can then I can also avoid the morning rant. Not today.
I have this old dream book that I love, mostly becuz it is CHOCK FULL of racisms and sexisms that were totally acceptable when it was printed in 1956. I haven't dreamt much lately, but I use it for bibliomancy (flip to a page, find your fortune!) almost every day. I'm good: I always hit on "dawn" and "goal" and "flying" right now.
I flipped it once more for my Lindsay rant and I got "miscarriage". It was the end that caught me: "In a woman, we must consider if there really has been a miscarriage given that we don't give ourselves time to grieve nowadays"
How sad. It's true. We don't give ourselves time to grieve. And if we do, we rarely give ourselves ENOUGH time. We're still in World War mode. We're in such a hurry. We have to be tough - no time to be vulnerable. No time to take a leisurely walk in the park and smell the flowers, no time to run off to a cave and just cry and cry and cry....
As far as I can tell you NEVER get over it when your parents fuck you over. You learn to think about it and talk about it less but it doesn't go away. Seriously - the best thing you can do is actually go away. From the beginning. Before they get up in your head and mess with your perceptions, your habits, your mannerisms, your goals....
I STILL wake up every day angry at my mother. On good days, I can shake it off and move to the next step of undoing all the bad she did inside me. STILL! And I've been working consistently (consistency is key) for YEARS to get free. AND I've made huge leaps and bounds (and I had my Lindsay moments, believe youme - altho she has way harder drugs to contend with) over these years and I have been SO well that people wouldn't even begin to believe that I had a "bad childhood"....until she comes back.
And its a weird slippery slope that I didn't even see before...your parents are connected to you like no other. If they have fucked up perceptions and goals, those attach to you. Even when you can consciously divorce yourself from those ideas, there is still something under the surface that gets to you....
And then, of course, they start talking and you get filled with that familiar feeling of "WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!" but then you think: THIS is my PARENT. Show some respect! ...but the truth is that they're all fucked up. And feeling "WRONG!" is ok even tho it feels really wrong to feel that way about your parents.
All that is very confusing and debilitating and leads to drug use. Trust. Or drinking - since that's legal. Being drugged or drunk makes it really hard to avoid mimicking your parents habits and behaviours (since they're imprinted) which only makes things even worse as you now have to face this "self" of yours that you can't stand. More drink, more drugs.
The truth is that if your parents are fucked up you need to get away from them. If you don't, you'll probably NEVER be ok. And some of that is just very basic science: Your brain literally imprints with information. Like an old dry erase board the marks oldest marks that were left up there for ages can go away with a LOT of scrubbing, some waiting, some more scrubbing, put it in the closet, try again in six months and scrub it again....but you never get that one weird little stroke in the middle out....
If the people who gave you that dry erase board are still around, they just keep adding stuff for you to wipe off....
But here - I see two things:
1. This town ain't big enough for the three of them. All of them should go elsewhere and only ONE can come back after a suitable amount of time is given to grieving.
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2. Lindsay is really just playing "enable me" games. She loves the parent who says she's AOK and she hates the one who says she needs help. That's druggie talk.
The end.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 9:12pm.
She's totally harrassing SamRo again. She keeps tweeting at her without response...*sigh* just like the good ol' days of: "@samantharonson: what do u mean? y is ur car sitting next 2 me?!"
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i know! i saw that shit too. i have no life...
strange little black bird hat. fits the situation, though.
This family has to do everything with an audience, no matter how ugly or sick. Why not just call the other person because this made all of them look pretty sad and sick. Nice death threat Dad.
Twittiots!!
In the dictionary under dysfunctional must be a picture of the Lohans.
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awww thanks, Mikey! After Vanilla Whorilla Nazi sewer hooker rat overkill, a Lohan post is rather comforting.
I can't find the option to translate from crackish to english on google. Has anyone deciphered the meaning of dhioner and denituy?
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 3:01pm.
"Twatty, I don't know. I've never twatted, uh twittered, in my life."
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Keep it that way, ok?
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Blind to everything but the under-the-table pay-off cash.
I just want to know why this stupid fucking girl is NOT IN JAIL. Is her probation officer BLIND?
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She's totally harrassing SamRo again. She keeps tweeting at her without response...*sigh* just like the good ol' days of: "@samantharonson: what do u mean? y is ur car sitting next 2 me?!"
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Her mother STILL constantly refers to her as a "child". Yeah, she's like 24. Guess I'm still a kid too!
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Gutterwipe!
I don't get this.
Why can you erase your Twitter comments?
That should not be an option.
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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 4:47pm.
So when is the appropriate age to stop blaming your parents for the reason your fucked up. Oh she didn't have a happy childhood so that's why she is a tweeker. Join the fucking club bitch, why don't you try something different? Break the fucking cycle!
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I know people in their 40's who still do this. I stopped in my early 20's when I got clean, & discovered that life's problems are a lot easier to work through when you take some personal responsibility instead of blaming everyone else.
But that's what Lindsay does: she plays the perpetual victim & always blames everyone else for her problems & expects everyone to feel sorry for her. She takes no personal responsibility for anything. Her mother & father are the same way, so I suppose she learned it from them. And I don't feel sorry for her because she's been to rehab & she's been to A.A. meetings so she knows what she needs to do & where the resources are for her to get clean & straighten out her life, but she chooses not to. I guess it's just easier for her to continue to stay high & numb, & just keep blaming everyone else. And she's not really suffered any major consequences (she still manages to find work doing ads & whatnot) so she has no reason to stop. She might decide to stop when she's living out of a refrigerator box under a bridge somewhere, but I don't think she'll make it that far. She'll eventually o.d., but unfortunately I think we'll have to suffer through her antics for several more years to come before that happens.
*shouts to Tiger*
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Submitted by KobeLover on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 3:56pm.
"towards his family, friends, co-workers, dhioner towards himself , his denituy...."
WTH!!??? Her words don't even make any sense! "Dhioner?" Denituy?" What is she trying to say?
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Just be adequite, Ok? The black kid totally did it and those are not her pants...Sheesh! Can't you cut her some slack? ;-)
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"...U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you..[U dhioneer whore-denituy!!!]" - Loho circa 2010
BWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAH batshit hilarious.
I look at her parents and have to feel sorry for her. She IS going to die, and that fucker of a father will have her blood on his hands.
These parents that sell their kids and turn a blind eye to the shitstorm that surrounds them-they are evil. All his rants about "saving" her? Not one ounce of honest caring, just every tabloid on speed dial. Makes me sick.
Submitted by KobeLover on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 3:56pm.
"towards his family, friends, co-workers, dhioner towards himself , his denituy...."
WTH!!??? Her words don't even make any sense! "Dhioner?" Denituy?" What is she trying to say?
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Just be adequite, Ok? The black kid totally did it and those are not her pants...Sheesh! Can't you cut her some slack? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
APRIL FOOLS HAHALOL...it's all a jok....wait...damn, loho is for realz here. shit!
the joke's on us. that foul bitch.
How come she looks like shit in every recent photo of her? Even ugly people manage to get one or two good photos. It would be expected that someone who gets so many pictures taken of her would look better than crap at least once.
if she's going to get the plastic surgery, why not inject something into her forehead to get rid of those lines as opposed to injecting her lips?
She's looks like the love child of Cousin It and one of the Gobblins on the old McDonald's commercials. If she had any shame left, she'd probably stuff it into a pipe and light it.
What is she on? Is it meth/coke/alcohol/pills? Some kind of combo of all four? She doesn't have that pale ashy deteriorated heroin look so I don't think she's on heroin but she's clearly doing something.
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Submitted by julesinSD on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 5:52pm.
highly visible tattoos are PROVED to lower your standing in life and how much money you make - LOOK IT UP - so all you SKANK ho's getting your tats MORE good jobs for me you fucking idiots!
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Would like to send Angelina Jolie a memo on that?
Seriously, it doesn't make any difference in Hollywood if you have tattoos or not, but if you have stupid tattoos, that's another matter.
That's really sad.
Pfffft this bitch. I can't even. Bleh
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Meth is rough, huh? I mean, clearly, it's not "just meth," but that's gotta be part of her face withering combo...
Them teefs are not happy.
"BOYCOTT LENO."
- People who are funny.
Come on Linds, just need to make it to July 23rd 2010...that's my date in the Dead Pool!
Two people who will die soon:
1) Whitney Housten
2) Li Lo HO han
I suppose getting the fuck out of Hollywood, getting sober, and enrolling in a quiet community college is completely out of the question…note, she has not been in one movie, her ad work has died down, and she's so fucking pathetic, she tattoo's “I'm a Star” on her fucking forearm. Oh, that will help with getting work - highly visible tattoos are PROVED to lower your standing in life and how much money you make - LOOK IT UP - so all you SKANK ho's getting your tats MORE good jobs for me you fucking idiots!
I remember when Britney was the reigning hot mess and people said that all she needed was one hit song to make her the Britney of old in the public's eye. Anyone think that Lindsay is one good role away from forgiveness?
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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 4:53pm.
why are her hands so dirty? Is that some sort of coke thing?
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Actually I think thats a smoking heroin or crack thing.. You get black tar on your fingers.
What is that on her arm? Is that really a tattoo or a stamp that says "I'm a star" because if you feel the need to tell people then you might not really be one.
Remember when red-headed Lindsay hosted the VMAs and she was full of life with such promise?
Jesus christ.
But I've got to give her props for being able to stay in the spotlight no matter what she does or doesn't do. It's as if we'd be fascinated by her either way. I really wish someone, like Tina Fey or SOMEbody would just kidnap her and stick her in a house until she gets clean. It's sad because she really is talented and she seemed so nice when she was younger. Such a sad waste.
And these kids seriously need to go to school. I mean, once your star fades at what-18 or so?- you need to know SOMEthing outside of the set. Jeez, reading these twats and the ones her sister has sent to the press is mindnumbing. These kids should have been sent to CPS for not going to school or something.
why are her hands so dirty? Is that some sort of coke thing?
So when is the appropriate age to stop blaming your parents for the reason your fucked up. Oh she didn't have a happy childhood so that's why she is a tweeker. Join the fucking club bitch, why don't you try something different? Break the fucking cycle!