Somebody Is Marrying This Fine Thing
Aaron Carter, who has a face that can make any meth pipe swoon, is engaged to be married for the second time in his twenty....um...twenty....err...twenty...hurg....twenty....spit...twenty....no, even I can't type that out with straight fingers. Just click here for his age.
Anyway, Aaron proposed recently to his 19-year-old student/dancer/sadomasochist girlfriend Maile Hochuli in the middle of watching Alice in Wonderland at the movie theater.
Some source tells Star Magazine, "Aaron took Maile to the movie Alice in Wonderland, which she has been dying to see. She didn't get to see the end of the movie though because Aaron got down on a knee and proposed with a beautiful pear shaped diamond ring! Maile was completely overjoyed and said yes immediately! Aaron and Maile have only been dating for a short period of time but they are both extremely happy. This is the happiest I have ever seen Maile."
I'm sure the other hos in the theater were thrilled when Aaron interrupted the movie. You know some pissed off bitch asked for the manager for a refund after they were forced to watch Aaron's face contort like a ready-to-explode hemorrhoid while crying in front of his girlfriend when she accepted his proposal. Not even processed butter can kill that taste in your mouth.
Aaron was last engaged to that tragic gutter creature Kari Ann Peniche, but it only lasted a quick second. Aaron's relationship to this Maile girl will last longer, I'm sure. She's young, so her heart can take it when she opens up her eyes to that face every morning.
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it's breaking now on WC news outlets. well, damn, again, stay safe n stuff.
What happened to this guy? Geesh
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
he was a really cute kid. what happened?
He looks like Boris Karloff
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Fuck that is hideous.
The world is ending shortly, just you watch people.
@STONEY, agreed pear shaped is horrible!!!
What a waste of a full head o' hair
"with a beautiful pear shaped diamond ring!"
*gasp*
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meth Face ought to hook up with Meth Brows. They could raise little meth-heads and be methy together.
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This is why I would NEVER do meth. You end up looking like you were born with a chromosomal abnormality. I can only imagine what it does to your insides.
And I didn't realize Kari Ann was Kari Ann from Celeb Rehab! I didn't know they were P.I.M. (Partners in Meth). I remember looking at her face on the show and saying "You're only here for sex rehab? Really??? You don't want to take care of the culprit behind that obvious meth face?" Tragedy.
On Topic: Unless they do a quickie wedding, they won't make it. They have the double wammy of being young and only dating for a short time. I don't see this lasting.
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I just looked up "dead behind the eyes" and this was the illustration.
Make me sick, just the face is enough to do it. I would have kicked him in the face for interrupting the end of the movie.
Comes morning and fresh perspective. Yep - I still think there is something very sad behind that smile. This is a kid who is washed up, used and abused at the age when most people are just graduating college with their whole lives ahead of them. Sad.
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Nick Rhodes?
damn Aaron what happened?
Can you imagine this guy at 50?
Well...I guess we'll all have to.
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Holy fucking shit. That's the face of Death.
Man, he peaked early. He used to be cute when he was 16.
So, wait, do I have this right? White Oprah is getting remarried?
You've got to be cruel to be kind.
Damn, 22? This is some Lindsey Lohan shit!
dayum! no way such a young person can age so much in 9 years:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0622_aaron_carter_88612...
this is some drug related shit!
Two non-famous people get married. I saw a pic of her on JustJAred (not that I cared). She looks like M.I.A. so at least he has jazzy taste in women.
Why am I even commenting on this?
Remember when Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff were fighting each other over this guy? LOL
By the way, tt's funny to think that back in the day they were the top Disney whores. One only keeps herself "relevant" by shoving all the batshit crazy family problems down in our throats thru tabloids, and the other one... well... I don't know nor give a flying shit.
Aww I feel sorry for him. His face makes me sad. Maybe the girl is preggers or something. Or he wants to start a new family the hell away from his old one.
His brother came through my line when I was a cashier at a natural foods store. He was beat. Only bought pineapple juice. But he smiled at me. I had a crush on him growing up, but I couldn't even give myself that many points because he seemed so effed up.
He was engaged to Kari Ann? Honestly? I can't imagine anyone being in a room with Kari Ann for more than 5 mins without wanting to leave let alone engaged! I found Aaron kinda cute on DWTS and I blush when I admit that cause I couldn't stand him when he was a kid.
ick nast.
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I'm lookin' at that mowed-down mug, and those phoney piano keys just added fuel to the fire.
What he needs is cum facials to bring back the youthful glow to his withered skin, preferably at a gay gang bang where he is the piggy bottom. Say oink, oink, piggy boy!
Lurch much?
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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 8:37pm.
How can you tell if they are dentures?
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cuz they look like them and cuz dental implants will run you in the 10's of thousands which this lil' methed out twink don't have... and veneers are beyond what he can sell his ass for on Hollywood Blvd. (minus the meth), so yeah, dentures...especially since you see NO GUMS whatsoever when he's smiling that big? Maybe that's just how he smiles, but I say DENTURES from mef mouf....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by SallyTomato on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 8:27pm.
I so want to change my name to "runny tiger squits"...
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Who wouldn't, my DListed friend, who wouldn't....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He is an idiot. I feel sorry for the sucker who is saying "I do" to that thing.
Big whoop, he's been engaged to disgusting hos like five times already, hasn't he?
And he looks like a fifty-year-old Mexican heroin addict. I'm just sayin. wasn't there a time when the tweenie popsters were fighting over this guy? It was Hilary Duff and some other chick... can't remember who. Either way, he's gross.
How can you tell if they are dentures?
Is this the douchebag that tries to talk like he's black?
I so want to change my name to "runny tiger squits"...
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Honestly, if you told me this kid was 42, I'd honestly say...'aside from the dentures (wtf?), he's holding up all right, but he needs some sleep, some skin care and what not'...AND I'M BEING NICE...which gives me runny tiger squits in my litter box...Yeah, 'nice' doesn't agree with me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I still don't know who this Velveeta-looking thing is, and I don't care who he's boning.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:44pm.
I believe I've read his father was a pot-bellied ex-pretty boy who made life miserable for his ex-spouse and kids, and his sons Aaron and Nick will follow in that pattern. Parasite H. said Nick used to hit her and it was probably more than her just being Parasite H. and deserving it.
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Parasite supposedly kept it in the family and had sex with Aaron too. Do.Not.Want. Nick kind of hinted to this on that crappy reality show they had about their family.
letinstar:
I hate to burst your bubble but RDJ in person is TOE up.
I've seen less cracks on the pavements in Turkey.
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LOL!
_@the breakdown: 3 apples high?I need for rdj to be atleast 4 apples tall! Fantasy ruined!
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Me(t)h... The only part of that story I reacted strongly to was the pear-shaped diamond. Did men learn nothing from SATC?
1. good god i can't stop staring at his face.
2. pear shaped diamond bitch please
3. this fuckstain can get a girl to touch his johnson? man he is a triple bagger for show.
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Wait, isn't he the gay brother?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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LawDog on Mon, 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever.
Engaged is the new married. Most of these bitches don't even bother with the ceremony anymore.
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Kari Ann Peniche?! Ugh, what drugs will do to you? I can't stand that bratty hooker! She was such a cunt on those rehab shows! "I need juice..." whiny ass!
Bree, I really could have done without those. But I did look, didn't I?
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letinstar:
Just to further obliterate your goddamn fantasy...
he's like 3 apples high!
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