The Return Of The Gayken
Maybe it has something to do with the entire box of Peeps I just swallowed, but Clay Gayken is actually making me a little weak on the cover for his album. Does this mean I'm a lesbian? Let's never speak of this again, and blame it on the fact that Clay looks like the gayelle love child of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon who has a strange fascination with early 90s K.D. Lang. Yeah, let's go with that. Moving on....
Clay's new album features covers of "Moon River" and "There's a Kind of Hush." This is going to send Claymates over the edge, because even thinking about their savior singing a Herman's Hermit song gives them palpitations in the crotch. Hearing the actual recording is going to blow their minds...and genitals.
And stop looking at me like that!