The Return Of The Gayken
Maybe it has something to do with the entire box of Peeps I just swallowed, but Clay Gayken is actually making me a little weak on the cover for his album. Does this mean I'm a lesbian? Let's never speak of this again, and blame it on the fact that Clay looks like the gayelle love child of Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon who has a strange fascination with early 90s K.D. Lang. Yeah, let's go with that. Moving on....
Clay's new album features covers of "Moon River" and "There's a Kind of Hush." This is going to send Claymates over the edge, because even thinking about their savior singing a Herman's Hermit song gives them palpitations in the crotch. Hearing the actual recording is going to blow their minds...and genitals.
And stop looking at me like that!
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I heard he does a duet with Linda Eder on "Crying". This I gotta hear!
This lesbian needs to go back into the nursery and breastfeed his chirrenz!
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Believe me, it's hard for me to admit this, but at certain angles he reminds me of a young Gary Oldman.
Evidently, none of the angles that require talent?
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 04/03/2010 - 2:29pm.
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Ya know you just can't trust those PEEPS!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 5:41pm.
If you let Peeps get hard you can use them to take out the eyes of unsuspecting old ladies who block the aisles in the grocery store.
How do you get them hard? Talk dirty to 'em? Rub on their li'l peep taints?
*reports self*
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ROFLMAO! Use a vibrator. NO! Leave them out on your counter overnight. Instant deadly weapon.
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Believe me, it's hard for me to admit this, but at certain angles he reminds me of a young Gary Oldman.
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I wish he'd stop dying his hair. I love his red hair. He has a great voice.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 5:41pm.
If you let Peeps get hard you can use them to take out the eyes of unsuspecting old ladies who block the aisles in the grocery store.
How do you get them hard? Talk dirty to 'em? Rub on their li'l peep taints?
*reports self*
I love the retro cover. Clay is OK with me. He has a beautiful voice and accent. And he likes to suck a dick now and then and that's what makes the world go round.
Go Clay. I like him. Judge me.
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MK... quick, get yourself to an Emergency Room...one of the classic signs of Peeps poisoning is if Clay Aiken makes you want to become a "claymate" and gives you tingles in the nether regions...well, that could be having sexy times in a public bathroom too. "Peep, peep, peep"
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hes got kind of a ryan gosling vibe going on there...dare i say i was mildly not disgusted by gayken for a moment? bust out the mom jeans and puffy paint shirt!
He's looking a little k.d. lang-ish.
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Clay looks like the man that sits in a public restroom stall all day, workin it to the sight of tweeners with their pants on the floor, or the moans of a boy with the runs. That said, I think he seems like a great father, and kind person.
He looks like somebody who looks at the playground through binoculars. And seriously enuff with the covers. Hire someone to write you some damn bland pop songs.
How many fans does he have now? Have most jumped ship since he came out? More I imagine than Ricky Martin will lose because at least Ricky doesn't make me wanna call the police, andhe's said to be a nice person.
And chocolate peeps are evil. Peeps must be covered in fakey crystallized sugar! THEY MUST!
The album w/ nothing but cover songs has been overdone over the past decade. They should've stopped w/Rod Stewart. But Aiken has a great voice and was robbed on his season of Idol.
I'm curious to how many Gaykin fans he lost when he came out. All those girls and their broken hearts and dreams.
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Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 8:32pm.
Haven't I seen this thing on the sexual offender's registry? He looks like he never leaves home without a pocket full of Jolly Rancher's..
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*sticks fingers in mouth to extract half-sucked on Jolly Rancher*
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Don't feel bad...as my childhood taught me, a lot can be learned from a sore asshole and a spat out Jolly Rancher....I keed, I keed...I never spat out the Jolly Rancher...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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I think the peeps have affected your eyesight MK. This turd is still as fug and bad mannered as ever.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 8:32pm.
Haven't I seen this thing on the sexual offender's registry? He looks like he never leaves home without a pocket full of Jolly Rancher's..
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*sticks fingers in mouth to extract half-sucked on Jolly Rancher*
Where did Michael K go? Whoever is running DListed now isn't as good. :(
Haven't I seen this thing on the sexual offender's registry? He looks like he never leaves home without a pocket full of Jolly Rancher's....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's like he's channeling Robert Palmer, Mr. Roger's, and KD.
He looks better because he's being honest.
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Submitted by someone on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 6:55pm.
I happen to think Clay has a beautiful voice..and NO, Im not a Claymate..
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I'm with you. The guy can sing. Any guy who can do the Sir Robin dance in Spamalot has my respect anyway.
I just can't do Gayken coming out with a "Moon River" rendition. Some things should just not be redone.
However, I think he would be perfect to cover this old gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY&feature=related
dayum,Cynthia Nixon gave it the "bad" genes,
I want some damn Cadbury eggs. *looks at own ass in the mirror*
Maybe next year :/
The Gayk looks pretty good here. He has to keep rolling in the cash to afford is kid, Trapper Keeper.
This pic looks very Mad Men.
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Man, they had to set the Photoshop "blur tool" on fire for this one.
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I happen to think Clay has a beautiful voice..and NO, Im not a Claymate..
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 5:35pm.My bad, turns out there are rabbits, not just chicks. Is that shit really marshmallow? Looks like it was made in Chernobyl or something. Here we usually just have chocolate and cod fish for easter
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When you put Peeps in the microwave it does have a Chernobyl effect!
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He looks kind of like Edward Norton, with a little vaseline on the lens...
Actually, the brain addling comes first, then the mom jeans.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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It still boggles my mind that there was even one "claymate" that didn't realize the gayness of the Gayken. Talk about clueless. Mom jeans must affect the brain somehow.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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Submitted by Dog: "He looks like a homicidal waiter."
He totally does.
But it's the best I've him look.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 6:03pm.
FOK U DOG!
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I've still got another half a fucking hour here at work. It's just me, all alone here.
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Gayken is giving off some serious John Mark Karr vibes here...NOT THE LOOK....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Clay filmed a special, for PBS, a few weeks ago. He sang the songs from this album and it was pretty good. Or so I've heard *cough* because I wasn't there *cough* Nope, not me.
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Eh, nothing's open here. Not even restaurants or bars, I think. That's why I think easter sucks so hard. There's no way in hell I'm going to some family gathering with a bunch of screaming brats and not enough alcohol. *opens stoli bottle*
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
Well, I suppose I SHOULD get off here for a while and do something productive but far less fun. Like laundry. Grrrrrr!!!
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Toodles everybody.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 5:45pm.
The TRUE meaning of Easter is that Jesus died and was reborn so we could all have PEEEEEEPS!
*reports self*
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Fuck you, snowy! You're making me crave those things and we don't have 'em here! As a matter of fact, it's actually hard to find marshmallow in brazilian supermarkets. Last time I went to L.A. I was mesmerized at the variety of junk food you guys have. Some of the stuff is pretty tasty, though... that lucky charms cereal is like crack to me.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "