Lock Up Your Tattooed Nazi Daughters!
The Vanilla Gorilla is on the loose! Maybe. A source close to Jesse James tells Star Magazine that he has checked out of sex rehab after only one week. Jesus Christ obviously performed his one Easter miracle by curing VG's peen of its hunger for the vag.
The source went on to say that VG left Arizona's Sierra Tucson very recently and is currently hiding out at a friend's house. The source added, "All of Jesse's pals have been talking about it. It seems Jesse just isn't that serious about rehab after all."
Who knows if this has anything to do with the moving trucks that were spotted outside of Sandra Bullock and VG's house in Seal Beach, CA.
Apparently, VG only shuffled off to rehab to save his marriage, so maybe he bounced out of there when he realized that Sandra is going divorce his STD-ridden ass anyway. Or maybe VG's peen dragged him out of there when he was told that he couldn't....you know....fuck in rehab. That's a boner breaker.
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Elin is looking worse and worse when contrasted with Sandra. She is clearly only staying with Tiger for the $; Sandra shows how a scorned wife behaves when she doesn't need to stick around to get more million$. Elin should take her pride, the $4 million or whatever she was promised in the prenup for getting divorced before 10 years, and leave. She mightn't be as rich as she'd like but she'd still be rich AND she'd be getting child support AND she'd be able to hold onto a few remaining shreds of dignity.
Sandra will be more than fine. She'll earn lots more money and receive lots more adulation because America always loves a burned good-girl. And VG will be getting high-fived by biker-types across America when he leaves rehab. Sick to think that he's considered cooler than ever now that so many skanky-girl sex stories have leaked.
I think he always felt like a fraud in Sandra's fancy Hollywood world and knew he wasn't good or clean enough for her. Sad, I actually believe he loves her but felt defeated by her popularity, skill and success. With the tattooed biker chicks, he got to feel like The Man. Pathetic how most guys need to be with women who they feel are inferior to them in order to feel okay about themselves.
For some reason, when the majority of the scum of society reach millionaire status (as JJ has, in his OWN right), they can't handle the fine living and glory, that a life of plenty (and celebrity) allows them. Their behaviour remains as it was when they were low-life. They remain piggish, brutish, and generally unkind, unthinking. They remain very base, very purile, and very sneaky; it's a survival thing.
I just can't believe that the lovely SB has fallen for this cruel, heartless pig! Sure, she may not be the world's most perfect person, but she's never created any scandals, she's not a wild and outlandish harlot, who thrives on shock value, in order to keep her audience (AKA Madonna, 'Lady' Gaga). She's just you're average good actress, who keeps a low profile. She doesn't deserve this - unless,
she really IS a lesbian who's had an 'arranged' marriage with a (scumbag LOOKING) guy, whose behaviour is that of a very low scumbag, and who has been willing to overlook her little side dalliances, as she has overlooked his. If that's so, she's been silly! They are (or should I say 'were') a very unlikely looking couple.
There's nothing wrong with lesbianism, and if one choses to stay in the closet, one surely has every right to do so. But getting into the realms of Natziism is pushing things just a smidge too far. Is it coincidental that JJ married a (half) German? Was Sandra aware of his little Natzi bent?
In this strange strange world of horedom, I wouldn't be surprised if JJ comes out of this little hell he's created, eating ice-creams. (Sort of like Tiger is doing).....and BTW, is Elin a spineless little gold digger, or what?? There's no way that a woman who has ANY sense of pride, worth, would hang around after her 'husband' has been VERY publicly exposed as a raging slut; not even 'for the children's sake'! Au contraire, 'for the chidren's sake', I'd be keeping a VERY long and wide distance FROM the loose moraled slut that is their father....but I digress -
If Sandra has been unaware of VGs past, if she has been held up (by him) to the world as a stupid, niave idiot, I feel soooooo sorry for her, and hope that she eventually comes out of hiding with her head held high.....and to collect as many, if not more awards than the brilliant Ms Streep, as well. She'll be fine, as long as she keeps 'him' in her past, and never crosses paths with him again. Good luck to her.
Sandra is smart not to buy into that sex addiction bullcrap.
He's a fuck pig, someone needs to fuck him Nazi style right up the ass with a huge fake fist or a John Holmes style Dildo sans lube...Douchebag, Im so glad she is divorcing his lame ass, take the kids and side with the ex wife and take the dog and everything else you can take away from this piece of shit.
So Sandra didn't buy his lame sex addiction excuse. Good for her. This is what you do with serial cheating husbands, you divorce them. Blaming it on sex addiction has become the new "get out of jail free" card for guys that think with their little heads.
I have so much respect for Sandra and so little for Elin.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:47pm
I just started reading "After Sunset". I gotta say I enjoy his short stories the best.
Under the Dome was also very good. I loved the Barbie character and didn't mind that the book was over a thousand pages long
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After Sunset was so sick and twisted, I loved it. Under the Dome was good too. I don't care how long his books are, the longer the better.
Eileenie McMeanie. Maybe you should get books read on cd or tape. When I had a long commute I used to buy them and looking forward to them every morning made going to work so much more relaxing. Insomnia is read by Eli Wallach, and it is EXCELLENT.
Oh and about Jesse James. Sandra's worth over 100mil, she doesn't need the publisity. She's not thinking how this will boost her box office, that's crazy. Imagine the humiliation. Plus the heartache and pain of losing the child she has been raising since '05.
I have to say it one more time. Jesse is a fucker.
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Submitted by ewe on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 7:18am.
I don't know if anyone has posted this already (can't be arsed to go through all the posts) but here's an article on BBC News about sex addicts http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8602811.stm
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The finding a medication for it part was interesting. There are already a number of antidepressants out, that are used for impuls control, although right now just in the stages of helping you to quit smoking. I wonder if something like that would work for "sex-addicts".. and i put it like this, cause i m not convinced there is such a thing as sex addiction. At least not what we have seem from TW and JJ lately. Those two assclowns just got caught and are looking for a way out.
I don't know if anyone has posted this already (can't be arsed to go through all the posts) but here's an article on BBC News about sex addicts http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8602811.stm
It's a really short article, but still kinda interesting for those who give two bits.
mmmm pitstains!
And seriously, all I think when I look at him now is "hot mess".
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JJ or VG was only sorry he got caught or discovered. He did not feel guilty or he'd have stopped a long time ago. Sounds just like Eldrick "Cheetah" Woods, the golfer.
Good thing Sandra Bullock is not going to adopt his kids. Move on, lass. Let him go. You can find a good man somewhere. Just learn from the lesson and don't date men festooned with tattoos!
Back to JJ ... let his future unfold to be what it will. I could not care less about his fate.
who's surprised vg isn't serious about getting help for his so called sex addiction...there's waaaay too many tattooed nazi slags for him to bang....
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Even if Sandra was dickmatized, I'm still gonna go with her leaving his triflin' ass.
Gunshots, extra.
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i can kind of see why sandra was dickmetized by his weiner cause it sound like he has a big one and it sounds like he's a dirty nasty nasty boy...and she likedid it!!!!...dont get me wrong it all sounds good if its ur man and ur man only...cause i would be doing all those nasty things with my vato too....except sadly for her he was being dirty nasty nasty with everyone else he could find...my only issue is why go against type with her she is totally not his type of girl...we have already seen what he really likes...he likes big amazon fake boobs and tatted dirty girls...i bet he had a fetish of making a good girl do dirty things except it was not enough for him...with her look at who she dated before a bunch of pussies who where probably more into looking at themselves in the mirror than she was so she wanted a real man but she got a dirty dog instead....still sad for her really sad for her....
holy pit stains, batman!
thank god sandra got the eff out! i know she look demure and classy at movie premieres but i always got the feeling that she dont play!
hopefully everything he left in her house has been burned up!
why did homegirl ever marry this dirty douche lord? i love those pit stains. thats sum sexy shit
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EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:19am.
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Don't know if you're still here, hope you had a nice day.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:16am.
*waves at IG*... that bunny's got mad bling, yo!!... heehee!!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
*waves at ESE*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPsqp8Nrtg
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"Tony, you're a bed wetting cootinaire, who can't stop talking about animal crackers!" ~MK
Well, look at it this way. Many people who either didn't like / didn't give a rat's arse about Sandra before will now be super-pro-go-girlfriend about her and she'll have more love, sympathy and support than ever before. America loves a woman spurned. She'll be riding his many sins all the way to the bank - ka-ching!
Submitted by Glitter.Dust on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:52am.
EASTER IS DEAD OVER!!.
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*plugs ears*... i can't hear you!.. LONG LIVE THE CADBURY BUNNY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_gEyg7Nt8
OT: oh, this guy... yeah, i don't give a shit about this guy!
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"The world is a lonely place, you're on your own
Guess I will go home, sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you"
EASTER IS DEAD OVER!!. Which is fine by me, because my iguana lost her ball, and I looked in the garbage and just realized I've gone through 9 double pack (8 count) Chick peeps, and 5 boxes of (12 count) Bunny peeps since Thursday.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:53pm.
Hi Mani! Good article. I especially liked this part...
"Spotted 50 miles off - lumbering knickerless over the horizon - comes Ms Lindsay Lohan."
That about sums it up right there.
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Ditto. I'm also enthralled by the idea of peaches doing a reality show on islam as mentioned in that story.
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wow... so much for the illusion of being rehabilitated...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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*gets out coffee filter and starts Chiri's coffee for the morning*
Good fucking thing I ♥ You!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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I thought he seemed dumb on Celebrity Apprentice.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:47pm
I just started reading "After Sunset". I gotta say I enjoy his short stories the best.
Under the Dome was also very good. I loved the Barbie character and didn't mind that the book was over a thousand pages long.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:41pm.
my safeway earthquake kit preparation was a disaster...i basically wandered around safeway picking up random stuff i don't really need (toaster strudels ! frozen pizza! magazines! cat toys! candy!)...only a few of my purchases would hold up in a disaster (clif bars, water)...i'll try again tomorrow.
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toaster strudels are sooo good. I could eat a whole stinking box of them for breakfast every morning.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
LMAO @ Kokos safeway kit! ahhahahaah LOVE IT!
Hope everyone had a good relaxin weekend. I sure did! watched a lot of HGTV and dreamed away. lol!
Eileenie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, make my coffee tomorrow.
alright ima go watch more t.v stuff. Night and keep on with your bad monkeyselfs
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:45pm.
Guys can't go more than a week without having sex...it's unhealthy.
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as long as you lump in masturbation with that i sort of buy that argument...or let's just say most men are more pleasant to be around if they had recently ejaculated in the past few days or so...
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:51pm.
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i always forget about the icing packets so i have TONS of them in my freezer (what i'm going to do with them i don't know...well give them to you of course...)
Hi Mani! Good article. I especially liked this part...
"Spotted 50 miles off - lumbering knickerless over the horizon - comes Ms Lindsay Lohan."
That about sums it up right there.
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Hi, Manimal!
*steals koko's toaster strudels strictly for the icing packets*
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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What are you reading, TT? I've just started "Under the Dome"...about a month ago...haven't picked it up since then. I am totally blind! Went to eye dr. yesterday. I am -10.00 in my left eye and -10.75 in my right. FUCKING BLIND! I hate it.
*cries*
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Guys can't go more than a week without having sex...it's unhealthy.
If anyones bored, a good article on Hohans India debauchery...proving again what an idiot she is.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/apr/01/lindsay...
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:24pm
Then you madame may be going to hell. The only way to prevent this is to go see Dame Edna.
Just one of the things I plan on doing when I finish school.
(she better still be alive when I do)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
my safeway earthquake kit preparation was a disaster...i basically wandered around safeway picking up random stuff i don't really need (toaster strudels ! frozen pizza! magazines! cat toys! candy!)...only a few of my purchases would hold up in a disaster (clif bars, water)...i'll try again tomorrow.
p.s. any east coasters who watched tool academy can you please spoil the "winner" for me (guilty pleasure)
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:18pm
Then you did more then me.
I slept until 3pm then went to the local take out for some greasy food then read a few chapters of this novel I'm into and then hopped on here.
Now if only this site didn't fricking lag everytime I want to post.
*gives MK the side eye*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:24pm.
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I know! I had a chance a few years ago and fluffed it.
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Wait, you're a fluffer? I KNEW IT! :)
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Sun, 04/04/2010 - 10:15pm.
Before I leave this earth I have got to see Dame Edna live in concert.
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I know! I had a chance a few years ago and fluffed it.
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Internet fakers:
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I was extremely lazy today and did nothing! Laid in bed and watched 2 cheesy Lifetime movies. Loved every minute of it!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Sorry for the double post. This site is so fucking slooooooooowwwww.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Before I leave this earth I have got to see Dame Edna live in concert.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Before I leave this earth I have got to see Dame Edna live in concert.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I wish I had easter candy. I forgot to get it! I saw Clash of the Titans. Was good.
Night night, Cappy!!!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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ugh. it's 11pm now and frakin work bright n early tomorrow. damn. 'nite tits, koko, tiger, tequila, speaks, eileenie, bam, soult., (hi/bye people!! -its been a while hasn't it)
hate work-nights!! caviar dreams n shit ♥
I need to mooch LD's handcuffs. Just for play time purposes.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Good evening PP! Got any Easter candy left? I need some dessert.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
PP! MWAH! Happy Easter and shit!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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