Lock Up Your Tattooed Nazi Daughters!
The Vanilla Gorilla is on the loose! Maybe. A source close to Jesse James tells Star Magazine that he has checked out of sex rehab after only one week. Jesus Christ obviously performed his one Easter miracle by curing VG's peen of its hunger for the vag.
The source went on to say that VG left Arizona's Sierra Tucson very recently and is currently hiding out at a friend's house. The source added, "All of Jesse's pals have been talking about it. It seems Jesse just isn't that serious about rehab after all."
Who knows if this has anything to do with the moving trucks that were spotted outside of Sandra Bullock and VG's house in Seal Beach, CA.
Apparently, VG only shuffled off to rehab to save his marriage, so maybe he bounced out of there when he realized that Sandra is going divorce his STD-ridden ass anyway. Or maybe VG's peen dragged him out of there when he was told that he couldn't....you know....fuck in rehab. That's a boner breaker.