A Leftover From April Fools?

This brings new meaning to "Thank You For Being A Friend." Wenn (via Yahoo!) is saying that porn company New Sensations will shoot a XXX parody of The Golden Girls next week starring Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julie Ann and Diamond Foxx. You know Dorothy (renamed Whore-othy) is going to be the one who knows her way around a strap-on.

They better not name this dark-sided mess The Golden Shower Girls. They also better not a shoot a scene of all them sploshing on a cheesecake on the lanai. Imagine the things they are going to do with cheesecake! It will be the only time in history that I'll wish I was watching a creampie instead. Some things should be sacred! Like cheesecake...and lanais.

I would say that Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty are rolling in their graves over this blasphemous shit, but I have a feeling they are up in heaven with a bag of popcorn waiting to pop this porn in their Beta player:

Posted by: Michael K

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I Don't Like Jokes • Why Are You Doing This To Us?

Submitted by DazeReader on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 12:46pm.

Porn movies always have great titles, but my favorite is "Saving Ryan's Privates".

It's actually "Shaving Ryan's Privates", which is even funnier (if you find that sort of thing funny, which I do).

http://pornparody.com/2009/09/shaving-ryans-privates/

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Daze

Submitted by DazeReader on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 4:13pm.

What's next? A porn version of 'Taxi'?

Yes, that is actually in the works. Ron Jeremy is playing the Danny DeVito role.

http://pornparody.com/coming-soon/

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 2:18am.

My April Fool's Day joke on my sister was to tell her that the way too young guy she was kissing at the bar the night before had told us he had 6 children! I said " You were standing right there when he told us!" Her face turned to horror, she has no kids and wants none, and I had to tell her April Fools!!! right away.

This other stuff is WRONG! but... i would like to play ROSE!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 8:04pm.

"NOT the GoldenGirls" . I read it's the new thing in porn, porn parodies. And they get around it legally and without paying royalties despite being blatant rip-offs with "NOT The Brady Bunch" "NOT Seinfeld" "NOT Happy Days"......

Submitted by megank on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 4:00pm.

Booooooooooooooooooooo! This is so wrong! :-( I love Golden Girls.

Submitted by moosh on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 3:41pm.

weird ... that is just wrong..

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Submitted by hannahsatana on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 3:25pm.

Grandma porn? Grosser than the maggot leg....

I want to kick Gene Simmons in his family jewels
http://bit.ly/9pkCoW

Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 2:10pm.

Haha, it'd be great to have "Stanley Zbornack" in it!

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 2:03pm.

Gee, I think they'd all find it pretty funny. No?

Well, if i were an old lady on a sitcom, I'd think it was hilarious and be a little flattered. But then again, I am a tad bit twisted sometimes.

Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:27pm.

@Fuzzy Slippers, I saw the trailer for the Big Lebowski and I think the casting was pretty accurate, still dumb as fuck anyway, but these parodies are lame as ever and yes Lisa Ann did the Sarah Palin one.

Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:23pm.

Good song Snowy now that its stuck in my head all day long.

And just like the really Hollywood, not even Pornoland can create an original ideal, I mean how many times can you bukkake, anal and glory hole??
Them I can understand outta running out of ideas, but Hollywood leave the fucking classics alone. Laverne & Shirley? WTF? I still cant get over that one.

@MAD CATTER, darling Im so glad to see you wore slightly less tight panties today, I see you are in jokes too. :) I like it. <3

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:19pm.

here's another one:

thank you for fisting my ass,
some might think it's crude and crass
but oh, not you
you plunge my asshole with con-fi-dence

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19 Cats and Counting!

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:18pm.

Ugh, no. GOD, no!

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"What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches." --BK, on having sex with a midget

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:18pm.

thanks guys!!!!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:12pm.

@Snowy: You're number one with a bullet! I'll never be able to hear that song again without those lyrics. Tremendous!

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 1:01pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:55pm.

♫thank you for being a fuck
travelled up my ass and back again
your dick is hard
you're a fuck and a confidente!
and if you threw a sex toy party
and invited all the whores you fucked
you should know the biggest dildo would be from me and the card attached would read
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FUCK!♫
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Shit, now I'll always giggle whenever I hear that song!

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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:59pm.

LOL, Snowy!

motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:55pm.

You're awesome!

To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:55pm.
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Heeheeheeee. You are a pervert and I like it.

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:56pm.

OMFG SNOWY AHAHAHAHahahahaahhahAHAHAHahahaha
IDIOT!!!!!!!!! that was awesome!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:55pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:54pm.

Those aren't even old actresses. One of them played Sarah Palin in a recent porn. I just don't get this shit, there are like zillions of older porn stars, and yet they're using a bunch of bitches in their 40's. The market for this kind of parody should be dudes into grandmas, right? The mind is boggled.

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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:49pm.

Hahahaha! "The Golden Shower Girls"! That's probably the title, for sure. Porn movies always have great titles, but my favorite is "Saving Ryan's Privates". AnyXXXway, it's too late for a GG porn parody.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by like-wow on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:46pm.

Ugh.. The porn industry (like the rest of Whorewood) is running out of original ideas.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:45pm.

I'm jacko and I approve this message.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:44pm.

DARK SIDED!

Submitted by Steve-O on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:37pm.

Nothing like being topical.

What's next? A porn version of 'Taxi'?

Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:36pm.

the real question is what took them so long to make a porno about the Golden Girls?!

www.theinfamouslife.com

Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:33pm.

I am tired of hearing about Betty White and the Golden Girls.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:30pm.

So has anyone seen the promo for the "Big Lebowski" porn?! I've never seen so much work and money go into a porno movie... it's pretty great. The guy they got for the John Goodman role sounds and looks just like him. So damn funny.

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Please tell me that they are going to do a longer version of Logjammin'. I always wondered how that porno would play out.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:31pm.

Can we get the original cast members in on this? You know Betty will roll with that shit and the dead ones are so much hotter now anyway.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/05/2010 - 12:30pm.

Love The Golden Girls! It will always be better than some of the shit that the tv stations are churning out now!