There Is No Sandra Bullock Sex Tape, So Says Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock has unzipped her lips for the first time since the Nazi bomb dropped to respond to the rumor that she made a dirty, filthy, kinky, raunchy sex tape with her husband Vanilla Gorilla. In a statement to People, Sandra said:
"There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one."
Sandra didn't say anything about the 12 fucks tapes Vanilla Gorilla allegedly made with his mistress whores. She only responded to the rumor about her supposed sex tape with VG.
So those of you sick asses out there who have been patiently awaiting a Nazi-themed sex tape featuring Miss Congeniality getting a Dirty Sanchez need to stop waiting. Actually....you can keep waiting...in the nearest therapist's office.