Wednesday, April 7th 2010

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 6th!

After a year long absence, Paula Abdul explains what she's been up to through interpretive dance. - sugar free

Runners-up:

Kathy Lee Gifford at 10:05am. - rubyvicious

After discovering fried foods and iced cream, Gwenyth Paltrow continues her groundbreaking tour of what the little people eat and drink. - sushi

Public outrage grows louder when a photo is leaked of one of Jesse James' ho's pretending to be a defeated France. - jazzfish_77

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 2:56pm.

Ummm...these are fucking HILARIOUS!!!

Serious congrats to the winners!

Jazzy, You KILLED....I am speechless...:)

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:32pm.

LOL winnahs! Double LOL@pretending to be defeated France! LOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
Why I love Daniel Tosh:"That skateboard hit him right in the vagina!"

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:12pm.

Congrats to all you funny bitches!! You're killin me Sugar Free!

SWEETAS!!! Holla!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 11:52am.

Good stuff clownz!! :o)

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:35am.

Congrats oh funny ones!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:45am.

I knew it!! Grats to sugar free!!! :))

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

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Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:32am.

one more entry scratched off my bucket list. thanks MK!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:09am.

Ahahahaha!! Excellent entries all - congrats!! sugar free, that was feckin funny. jazzy♥

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:25am.

Congrats Sugar Free on a great caption! Congratulations to the runners-up too. Whoo-Hoo, another placing, thanks MK!!

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Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:22am.

These are all super captions! Congrats winners!

To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:17am.

CUNTgRATZ CUNTz

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by sushi on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:13am.

Jazzfish, that was very clever. And LOL at interpretive dance and Kathy Lee.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:55am.

LMAO and Congrats to all the winners!

Now, TV, Angel and Dee, I need to see you in my office. *side eye*
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:51am.

Congrats, all, especially my PBF, Jazzy♥!

motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:47am.

These captions made me ripple with laughter!!!
Congrats Sluttinas!
loved this picture!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:46am.

Can't argue with #1. LOL.

Submitted by tastycar on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:41am.

Jazzfish--that is brilliant!! love it

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:39am.

Hahahahah Jazzy. Swoooon <3

Congrats to all the winners!

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

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Submitted by Helena on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:38am.

Jazzfish's caption is particularly clever, IMO.

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I like boring things.

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Submitted by SlutBuster on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:18am.

Dina Lohan: "I said let's just do a Funny or Die Video, Lindsay. That Justin & Andy video was so popular. I call this It's a Snatch in a Box".

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Submitted by Jem on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 6:38am.

Okay, who let Britney start dressing herself again...

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Submitted by oggie168 on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:43am.

GOSSZILLA! Kate Gosselin's uterus has been awoken and is seeking sperm- RUN!

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Submitted by swood on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 2:57am.

....just woke up from a sex dream about Maggie Griffin.
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LYLAS!

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:49am.

Does anyone have Candy Finnegan's cell phone number?

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:40am.

Wine Wine Wine!! Another Tiger Woods mistress arrives at Gloria Alred's office to join the skank parade.

Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 1:28am.

*sneaks in* i lurvs the props to that plantman skanley whore, hehaar!! **sneaks out after props to Obv**

Submitted by obv_vom on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:08pm.

Go home Hailey Glassman no one cares about you anymore.
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Submitted by bbmank on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:39am.

What is Britney up to now??

Submitted by pdxorcist on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:25am.

Joe Sixpack's wife Jane Winebox.
(the varietal pictured is NASCAR-bernet)

Submitted by pdxorcist on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:21am.

Helen Destroy

Submitted by luje on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:10am.

Free samples, red from the right nipple and white from the left

Submitted by J007_85 on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 12:02am.

What a wino sees when he wears "beer goggles"

Submitted by munchi05r on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:40pm.

add a few bottles of andre, and meet the only woman that michael k. would go straight for.

Submitted by SS90 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:31pm.

Mariah Carey desperately needs another hit album.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:10pm.

Hohan's final design for House of Ungaro was the last spout.

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:07pm.

AA Scarecrow.

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

Submitted by irishtree on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 11:03pm.

Tiger Woods learned some valuable shit in rehab. Dress your hos up in disguise. Brilliant! Nobody will even notice her at the Masters!!

Submitted by akell10200 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:54pm.

HoHan pondered, finally coming up with this plan to protect herself from the tripping paparazzi.

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Submitted by SATANDEZ on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:34pm.

In Soviet Russia, wine taste you.

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Submitted by mb00 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:32pm.

Proof that Kerry Katona isn't mouth fucking Peter Andre, but she is body fucking boxes of wine.

http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules

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Submitted by Manners on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:20pm.

At last. Someone with more box on display than a Jersey Whore.

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Submitted by kimbeautiful on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:14pm.

Brit Brit on a great day.
kimbeautiful :)

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Submitted by obv_vom on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:08pm.

Go home Hailey Glassman no one cares about you anymore.

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Submitted by Ikcor on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:06pm.

Every man who has sampled her box has whined about it.

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Submitted by dancehalldaze on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:02pm.

Damn, Tara Reid wearing that same white bikini top again.

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Submitted by Jenna K on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:56pm.

After her daughter walked in on her with her fingers in the cookie jar, ole Mrs. H got caught in the wine box too.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:55pm.

"Box of white, Box of red, perhaps some boxes of rose instead?"

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:51pm.

Thank God the Spears family FINALLY threw out their Christmas tree.

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:41pm.

Kathy Lee Gifford did not hear the "Soap Box" part when she showed up for Cody's first competition.
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Bwahahahaa!!! I love me some KLG.

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:43pm.

I absolutely hate it when my sister does this... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST LITTLE SISTER... XOXOXOX!

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