Tuesday, April 6th 2010

At Least They'll Always Have This

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have put their genitals back on the market and split up after 5 years together. Jenny decided to end things when she found out Jim was vaccinated as a child and so she couldn't risk infecting herself by licking his pre-cum. It's understandable. I'm with Jenny.

Jim and Jenny both announced the split on their Twatter accounts. Jim was up first:

Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay! ?;^>

And then Jenny:

Im so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane (Ed note: Jane is Jim's daughter) and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.

You know, it's nice that we've returned to the days where celebwhores can peacefully break up without help from a stash of secret mistress whores and/or a sex tape. Shit, I've jinxed it, haven't I? Well, hopefully Jenny is the one with the secret whores, because we need more peen around these parts.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:19am.
Romy:

One of the dramatic roles I ever saw him in was on a TV movie in the 90s called 'Doing Time on Maple Drive'.

Carrey really is a talented actor. But then again, most great comedians are.
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That's true, it's sad that the Academy chooses to overlook that.
Doing time on Maple Drive was pretty good, though Jim was by far the best actor in it. The character was kind of a drunk loser but really made you feel sorry for him.

Whamo's picture

Good, I hope Jim gets his career back on track now. Never liked that cunt.

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Not so brave poordavid, I had to go the boarding school route because he was violent and I didn't have help. Anyway, that "faking it" B.S. always comes from people who have never met anyone on the spectrum, so WTF are they talking about?
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Kidl, to be fair, I hate on everyone who claims to know anything about autism when their kid isn't even out of preschool yet. IMO you have no business writing a book until they hit 20.

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Now she can go back to shilling for Scientology and being delusional about her son being cured of his autism, and Jim can go back to his career.

Reeter's picture

Good for them for not talking shit about each other.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:19am.

One of the dramatic roles I ever saw him in was on a TV movie in the 90s called 'Doing Time on Maple Drive'.

That was a really good movie. I love all his dramatic roles. But I'd rather cut off my left boob than watch Ace Ventura or Dumb and Dumber.

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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:53am.
Jenny McCarty's claim to fame is posing for Playboy, right? I don't believe she has any education in virology or biology. She cured her son of autism? Then why is she not discussing her methods with the National Institute of Health?
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She never ever said she cured her son's autism. She claims he has recovered a great deal, but that Evan is still autistic.

She also never claimed that ALL children can recover. She is also not anti-vaccine. She is in favor of an alternative vaccine schedule which my daughter's own pediatrican endorses.

I am not a fan of the woman, but it is absurd how she is constantly being misquoted.

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Sad part is, Jim is rocking that swim suit better than No Talent Blonde ever could.

I personally don't think there is more austic kids roaming the planet. Just better diagnosis earlier, and reconizing the entire spectrum better. (Profoundly disabled to Asperbergers).

Anyway, Soccer Moms gotta realize shit happens during pregnancy. There are chain smoking, 40 oz pounding, no prenatal care pin heads who drop a crotch fruit with nothing wrong with them. Then there is the organic only, reverse osmosis water drinking, vegan, marathon runner who squirts out a defective spawn.

Sometimes, you just get snake eyes on the dice roll thru no fault of your own.

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Oh shit...I'm not up for another slutnami. I hope they just got tired of each other.

Very sorry about the breakup. I wish them well.

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ahhh...I thought these two were perfect for one another..

anywayz....Jim Carrey is back on the market. woo hoo.! He seems like a fun guy even with his biopolar. I love him!! Peepaw is hot!

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Well this sucks. I actually like these two together!

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@Kacky

Whether you meant to or not, your posts were inspiring. You are very strong. I hate it when people say "brave" because really, come on, what choice do you have?

I am a bi-polar mother of 4 and struggling with the daily wear and tear when I began reading this and now I feel like I can handle it today.

OT: Love him since "In Living Color". Do not watch some of his sillier movies but my kids love them.

Jenny McCarty's claim to fame is posing for Playboy, right? I don't believe she has any education in virology or biology. She cured her son of autism? Then why is she not discussing her methods with the National Institute of Health?

She's just a bionic woman. Her hair color is fake. Her tits are implants. Her teeth are repaired with veneers or caps. There is nothing real about her. She is just a shell. I recall from a review of her show "Jenny" that she basically picked her nose and farted.

The role that best portrays her is the one from "Two and a Half Men." She was a conniving user. She was shallow and manipulative. She did not have act much!

As to Jim Carrey ... who cares? He's done. His best role was Fire Marshall Bill from "In Living Color."

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That sucks. They're both dumb dumbs, but they made sense together. Way to take the easy way out, you jackasses!

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They were the perfect match. TWO JERKS.

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....so what you're saying is Jim's single. Excellent.

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A sister on DataLounge says the fish is a Lesbyterian.

Borat is back!
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Jim is hot! OVER HERE,JIM!

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well not to be mean but if he really really really loved her he would have married her...i mean really what else does he have to do...his game is already pretty much over he is a pepaw now!!! i would still take him though!!

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Romy:

One of the dramatic roles I ever saw him in was on a TV movie in the 90s called 'Doing Time on Maple Drive'.

Carrey really is a talented actor. But then again, most great comedians are.

Whoopie and Robin are as well, to name a couple.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 6:26pm.

Has anyone seen Jim in "Earth Girls are Easy?"

Classic, about 20 years old, LOVED IT!
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I've seen ALL of Jim Carrey's movies and Earth Girls are Easy is the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life!! Geena Davis is spectacular in it!

It's stupid though that some people still choose to only see Jim Carrey as a guy who once (or twice) talked out of his ass in a movie. He's done incredible dramatic roles as well, but he doesn't seem to get credit for those.

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Jenny is an opportunist. A complete no talent who just f'd her way out of the s side of Chgo.

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Jim has those tooth-pick arms that are the sure sign of a 100% exclusive fishfucking realman str8 guy!

There are so many sizemeat rumors about Jim yet in this photo there is nary a sign of it!?

Discuss!

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PerOne, no excuses in his house. My men are on opposite ends of the spectrum. My son is 25 years old and still in diapers but I make sure he gets to work every day. Has never spoken a word, though his genius is revealed when he sits down to type. My domestic partner, no relation to my son, has a PhD from Yale and is a tenured college professor. I'm pretty active and have never met anyone claiming to have it who could qualify as lazy.
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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:48pm.
PerOne, it's 1 in 100 and it's true. Here in Maine, 1 in 80.

Surely- amen. and guilty as charged. I drank diet soda.
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I'm sure everything I put into my mouth was bad! I know she wants answers, because we all do, so i can't blame her for the whole vaccination thing. But I do NOT believe she cured her son. I'll still watch her when she's on TV though. I wonder where she's been seeing as it's Autism Awareness Month.

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Jenny McCarthy is an idiot. Period.

ah sorry, I'm not scientific. I don't know the ratio here in Maine. still.

we're more likely to pigeonhole those kids into a disease, rather then being told we're lazy.
if your brother is Schizophrenic or Ad&D doesn't matter, it's another excuse.

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this actually surprises me, though she is so fucking annoying.

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PerOne, it's 1 in 100 and it's true. Here in Maine, 1 in 80.

Surely- amen. and guilty as charged. I drank diet soda.
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Anyway, back on topic which is WE HATE JENNY MCCARTHY

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regardless, she's caused an anti-vaccine movement that probably caused more deaths. then the 1 in 10 autism factoid, which tended to be not true, congrats Jenny, u caused more deaths from your misinformation then the 10 years previous that autism caused before.

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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:43pm.
To Surely: Genetics and possibly an environmental component.

I also wonder about what they put in our food too. 25 years ago, autism wasn't as common as it is today, but people also ate food with less additives in it. Just a thought though:)

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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:38pm.
Hell no, it's not random. I have ADD and a schizophrenic brother. The dad has either Asperger's or BPD as well as a niece and 2 nephews on the autism spectrum. I had pitocin twice in the week before delivery. He was born near Seattle, where there is said to be a cluster. Not random at all, just not caused by vaccine. Triggered, maybe.
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My autistic son was born near Seattle too... I think it's genetics. My brother is on the spectrum too

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To Surely: Genetics and possibly an environmental component.

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Hell no, it's not random. I have ADD and a schizophrenic brother. The dad has either Asperger's or BPD as well as a niece and 2 nephews on the autism spectrum. I had pitocin twice in the week before delivery. He was born near Seattle, where there is said to be a cluster. Not random at all, just not caused by vaccine. Triggered, maybe.

It was 25 years ago, I hadn't even heard of ADD, autism or BPD and the cousins came along a lot later. Would I have taken a chance anyway? Maybe. My sisters and other brother all got away with it.
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I always thought Jim was too cool for her. She is living in candyland if she thinks she really cured her son of autism.

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Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:49pm.
besides the fact that your kid was autistic, you won't blame it on randomness and can't accept it as just random.

are you talking to her or one of us?

Jana, I know! I was sad for the Slovaks too. I was rooting for them because of Jurcina and Chara.

On the Canadiens, I think we've had this convo before but I love Plekanecs! That guy has had a great year. And he aint bad to look at.

Hopefully the Canadiens can clinch their playoff bid next game.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:08pm.
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Thanks. And congrats on your win. I saw Ovi in Quebec at the World Championships in 2008 up close. I was behind the Russian bench.

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I am going to be sad when the season ends. Hockey is the best sport!
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I like that kid too, he's so shy and humble in interview. Ovi is like a rock star but also nice. I can't speak much about Caps hockey since i haven't followed it as much as the Canadians games.

Nothing beats the Olympics hockey though, that was intense. I cried when Slovakia lost for the bronze. They fucked up too a 3:1 lead going in 3rd.

MTL defense and WSH offense should get together, and we'd be untouchable.

good night, see you in a post for the next match.

Thanks Dlisters for bearing with our hockey chat and being oblivious to the post on hand.

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I had no ideas these ho's were even together and I feel quite proud of that. Glad they let it go gracefully, so many of the happy memories are tainted by shitty breakups.

Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:08pm.
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Thanks. And congrats on your win. I saw Ovi in Quebec at the World Championships in 2008 up close. I was behind the Russian bench.

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I love me some Ovechkin but my favorite is Nicklas Backstrom. This kid is just an unbelievable playmaker. Very smart both offensively and defensively. I'm still concerned that our team doesn't have the defense to bring the Cup home this year but it sure would be nice! I've been a fan for about 30 years now and we've only been to the finals once and got swept!

I am going to be sad when the season ends. Hockey is the best sport!

besides the fact that your kid was autistic, you won't blame it on randomness and can't accept it as just random.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 9:08pm.

I was just watching the NY vs MTL game. MTL were leading 3:2 with 2 minutes left in the 3rd, then NY ties, goes to OT, then shoot out and MTL loses. I'm So mad! They're relying on their goalie too much, the goalie can't win all the matches. SHots on goal were 10 times in favor of NY.
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Thanks. And congrats on your win. I saw Ovi in Quebec at the World Championships in 2008 up close. I was behind the Russian bench.

that's all you have to say? after all the things u said?

wow, I really don't like her cause she believed in a simple study for years and touted it.
and it's full of shit.