Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lois Aldrin, the moon goddess wife of astronaut Buzz Aldrin!
When Buzz Aldrin visited the moon in 1969, he secretly grabbed a celestial pearl from a lunar flower and brought it back to Earth with him. Buzz placed the fragile pearl in a crystal cut plastic bowl filled with Shalimar, top-shelf gin and blue rinse. Every night, Buzz sang "Moon River" to the pearl and showed it pictures from the Alfred Dunner catalog until it finally grew into the mood goddess you see before you years later. Buzz married the pearl in 1988.
I was hoping to name Lois HSOTD the day after Buzz won Dancing with the Stars, but unfortunately it didn't work out that way. Buzz was voted out last night, but it's really no loss for him. Who needs that Dollar Store disco ball trophy when you've got Lois? The spectrum of colors that beam from Lois' forehead rival that of any disco ball.
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mk defintiely has a way with words! he is hilarious! out of all the gossip sites i read, dlisted is the best, because of mk writing abilities!rock on, brother!
Michael, you are so right! I love how you described perfectly the genesis of such a gorgeous celestial creature. AMAZING!!!
WTF has gone wrong with America when Buzz was voted off before Rabid Kate? Bitch danced like a walking linebacker & has a permanently hard, angry face even when she smiles. Which peeps are her fan base, anyway?
*scratches head*
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"OMFG! What kind of site are you on?" - David Letterman's Psych major sister, 1/7/10
She IS like a gorgeous moonbeam shining through a rare, exquisite crystal that refracts light into tiny rainbows that guide the unicorns through the enchanted forest to the river of gold.
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19 Cats and Counting!
I somehow can imagine this is Vadge/Kylie Minogue hybrid in 30-40 year time.
Oh my. Go to the moon, get with an alien.
Exquisite Treasure. That is the smile of a mouth that has gobbled moon dick!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Her forehead puts princess alien riri to shame. ____________________________________________
"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
No one's said it yet, so I will.
Vadge. 2013.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Make no mistake about it, people... Michael K is still the mastermind behind these posts.
(Well... the majority of them, at least ;p)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
You mean Rabid Possum Head didn't get voted off? What a world...
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"What he lacked in feet, he made up for in inches." --BK, on having sex with a midget
She was probably hot as hell back in the days.. and i agree: we have seen far worse!!!
You know she was a fox back in the day ;)
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Don't hate, sluts!
She's the hotness. Now I see why Buzz had to get a face lift...
to keep up with her ass!
And I co-sign that she looks like an older Michelle Phillips.
Overall, I would say her nip and tuck(s) are not bad.
We've seen FAR worse on FAR younger!
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She looks like a scary Disney villainess. HAWT!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Damn when I'm her age I hope I lend a little of glamour to the world like she does.
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You could paaak ya caaa in the space between her eyes.
Neat! I'm already a fan - he's a legend and she's a fox!
Lois Aldrin and Micheline Connery need to have a mothefuckin' walk-off!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
She looks like Mamas and Papas Michelle Phillips today and if she looked like Michelle Phillips then, astronauts could pick anyone they wanted.
These two are gorgeous!