As Long As They Don't Procreate.....
Lindsay Lohan's father Michael and Kate Major, Star Magazine reporter turned girlfriend of Jon Gosselin, have announced that they are engaged to be married. Cue the cricket farts.
50-year-old Michael tells People that they spent the Easter holiday with Kate's family so that he could get her father's approval. 27-year-old Kate cleared the bull feces out of her mouth and then said, "I'm very traditional, so I wanted him to talk to my father. Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing. I'm ecstatic. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it's meant to be."
Michael added, "I'm ecstatic. I've never met anyone who's been there for me like Kate. She's always been there for me. The one thing about Kate is that she doesn't come with baggage."
Doesn't it make your sphincter itch when two famewhores find love with each other? I'm sure they will share their pure love with the country in a wedding that will be televised on the Fox Reality Channel on a Monday at 3am.
But seriously, Kate's father must not only hate her, but he also must hate himself. Kate, who has the face of a Bulldog puppy with downs, not only dated Jon Grosselin, but now she's MARRYING Michael Lohan?! What went wrong?! Kate probably got into her mother's bathroom cabinet when she was a child and drank an entire bottle of Summer's Eve. She hasn't been the same since.
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Mr.low-down-han tries so hard to have "the look" why do people waste ink and space on this wannabe? thats fucked!!!
Let's just hope they don't have kids together.
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Wonder if he thinks of this when he's pounding her snatch?
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What a low class common ho. Both of them.
Omg he's such a pig.
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Blame Guiliani! Seriously!
This is what happens when you close all the mental facilities and allow these compromised people to live among us.
Do you think these two retarded individuals would have met each other otherwise??
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ewww go the fuck away already! What happened with the heart surgery thing... damn... we were thisclose in finally losing this gross pig!
Omg Dog, they seriously think they will get married at Oheka? They might as well rent out a Super 8 room, and honeymoon at Dollywood. That is the 'best' Michael Lohan can really afford.
It is no surprise Lohan is so fucked up. Her father is a disgusting low-down swine who would sell his soul for a nickel.
What does this man do for money? Anyone know?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Okay, this guy has not one, but two exes that have restraining orders against this mess, his famous daughter has talked about seeing him hit her mother, he's gone to jail for assaulting his brother in law, he's sold taped phone conversations with his daughter, ex wife and ex gf and half naked pics of his ex gf to the media. What part of any of that made her think it was a bright idea to marry him?? She must have the world's lowest self esteem.
they both look so utterly retarded..and MK apologize to all Bulldog puppies now! They don't deserve to be compared to this pos....I wish Michael Lohan would get hit by a bus and take his trailer trash fiancee with him....
Wait a minute... that's the same sorry bitch who was tugging on Gosselin's tootsie roll???
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See what I mean about HUMANS, they are fucking CRAZEEEEE!!!
She doesnt come w/baggage but what the fuck about you Michael, you come with stock in Samsonite.
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE. These stories are getting crazier and crazier as I go down the pages.
LMAO!! da fuckkkkadidoodaaaaa! hahaha but didn't they DENY they were Together??!! shiiiit! I hate f** liars!! didn't they get Matching tattoos too?!!! eeeeeeeek!! ahaahahaha crazy foolios!!
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Remember when she was grinding on Grosselin's nub and Michael said that Jon better be treating her right because he thinks of her as a daughter??
How is this bitch 27? In dog years?
"50-year-old Michael tells People that they spent the Easter holiday with Kate's family so that he could get her father's approval."
What year is it? 1927?
Besides, what father would approve to this dipshit marrying his daughter?
She used to work for US weekly
something tells me either she got sucked in the life of celebrity or she setting herself on fire from all the potential dirt she can find out from this leech
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I'm sure Kate's parents single wide trailer with the screen porch add on was a romantic place to become engaged, with the pink plastic lawn flamingo's weeping with joy that the trailer hoochie was finally able to nab someone older and uglier than her father. *you just know there were bad touches going on in that house*
Yes they will breed again and try to make another paycheck generator child to pay their bills.
All I can say is he is wearing the most elaborate tummy-holding spanx I have ever seen.
MK: You are on fire today: face of a Bulldog puppy with downs
Maybe she's missing Jon's puny dick.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Let me join the rest of the "what does he do for a living?" crowd. Really, what does he do? What did he ever do except father Hollywood's biggest hot mess? Why is he relevant? Is he relevant? Are we that starved for entertainment that we have to look at this douche-in-a-wrestling-belt? He is beyond pathetic and his new fiance will be filing domestic abuse charges in less than six weeks after they legalize their famewhorey.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
She's very traditional? Dating famewhore sidekicks ONLY is traditional? What set of traditions does that belong to exactly?
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This woman is truly desperate. She likes douche bags. Does Michael Lohan actually even have an income?
Damn, these loser douchebag famewhores found each other to mate.
God, I hope they don't ever procreate.
She has a drunk face.
I just read that she wants to get married at Oheka.
Newsflash: You can't even afford to rent out a bathroom at Oheka, dumbass. Where would you get the money to get married there?
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Submitted by justincase on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:58am.
Dear Dog,
You could be right. What fun.
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It would make sense, right? I mean, there has to be SOME compensation for her having to let Lohan hide his salami in her bagina!
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Dear Dog,
You could be right. What fun.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:35am.
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:31am.
Why is he wearing a wrestling belt?
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He was in some "celebrity" fighting match here in Enfield, CT like a month or so ago I think.
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ewww. did not know that. better your end of CT than mine. *points and laughs*
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LOL thanks! I live in ellington so I had a 30 min buffer from that asshole
This man is busted disgusted and can't be trusted.
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:46am.
Michael Lohan, do you honestly not know what this trick is up to? She went from Grosselin to you. She is an ex- reporter. Do the fucking math, Einstein.
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So do you think she's going undercover for her craft? She's gonna divorce him and write an expose on all the Lohan secrets after Lindsay dies of an OD?
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I don't think they'll even make it to the altar. I think she'll keep postponing the marriage to gather as much dirt as she can. Think of what a tell-all about BloHan could do for this woman's bank account! Once she gathers enough, she'll vamoose and leave Michael to move on to someone else's gross leftovers.
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1. We will hear the arresting sounds of sirens for these two before any wedding bells.
2. He thinks she has no baggage because she it is so much smaller and younger than his but time spent with him will make it grow in size and volume and the monster will be in his face all the days he has left.
3. Her father, who brought her up, probably resembles Lohan in more ways than one but especially famewhorishness of some type.
4. They are perfect for each other.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:46am.
Michael Lohan, do you honestly not know what this trick is up to? She went from Grosselin to you. She is an ex- reporter. Do the fucking math, Einstein.
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So do you think she's going undercover for her craft? She's gonna divorce him and write an expose on all the Lohan secrets after Lindsay dies of an OD?
Just what did Michael Lohan do that made him famous? Probably more like infamous? He was spouting about intervening on LiLo's behalf; now he's wearing some belt and declaring his love for Jon Gosselin's ex-beau? What's next?
I have to admit it's amusing to see such inane behavior from a man his age. I shake my head ruefully that he ever had kids.
Maybe next he'll date Jenny McCarthy or Kate Gosselin? Would you believe Betty White?
Damn- that bitch is 27? Why does every female that is associated to him age rapidly? It must be his super power.
Michael, it is a good thing Kate does not have any baggage, because you have a warehouse full!
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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:31am.
Why is he wearing a wrestling belt?
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He was in some "celebrity" fighting match here in Enfield, CT like a month or so ago I think.
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ewww. did not know that. better your end of CT than mine. *points and laughs*
Gross. Now there's a pic that should be after a JUMP.
I was less disturbed by the maggots. seriously.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:04am.
Ten bucks says that water bottle is filled with vodka.
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it would have to be.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:31am.
Why is he wearing a wrestling belt?
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He was in some "celebrity" fighting match here in Enfield, CT like a month or so ago I think.
There is no way that thing is 27.
who the fuck marries Michael Lohan? what an idiot!
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I am sayin they will last 6 more mths before he abuses her like every other ex-girlfriend. Why does LaLohan has issues? Look at her daddy. I'd hate myself too and try to drown the pain out with drugs & Alcholo.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 9:44am.
I believe she's in her late twenties. She has the look of a hardcore party girl from da 'burbs. A Yuengling in one hand, a Marlboro Light in the other, and screaming "wooo hooo" at the top of her lungs every five minutes since the age of 15.
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bang on. toss in some tanning sessions and french manicure - toes too.
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Dear Michael Lohan and the rest of your immediate family....
FUCK OFF AND DIE!
Thank you very much.
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No shit, I cosign this right here!
Ewwwww I wish these two dirty vaginas would go away!