Woe Is Whitney
Whitney Houston's rep says that she is still laid up in a bed suffering from an upper respiratory infection, so she has been forced to reschedule more dates on her European tour. Damn. Why did I suddenly wonder what Whitney's sick room stanks like? Let's not open that door.
Anyway, Whitney was unable to take the stage in Paris last night, and her rep is now saying that she will also have to postpone concerts in Manchester and Glasgow. Dealer's.....I mean....Doctor's orders! Whitney is expected to begin her tour in Birmingham, England on Tuesday.
While Whitney's rep is screaming that she's got violent nose diarrhea, others are throwing the "crack" word around. It also doesn't help that in this week's InTouch, they have a story from some dude who claims he saw Whitney snorting a line of Lohan dust in the middle of a restaurant. From InTouch:
In Touch can reveal shocking claims from onlookers at the Beverly Wilshire hotel in LA who were surprised on March 10 when the singer walked into the bar, appearing disheveled and out of it.According to eyewitness Marlon David, Whitney was with her ex-husband, Bobby Brown, and she seemed oblivious to who might be watching when she began screaming, “I want a fuckin’ drink!” followed by expletives. While Whitney’s rep vehemently denies that she’s using drugs, David, who was sitting just a table away from Whitney and Bobby, tells In Touch exclusively: “I saw her pull a plastic bag out, put a folded bill to her nose and discreetly snort a line from it of what to me certainly looked like cocaine. She’s extremely thin and looks like a disaster. She’s a hot mess.”
According to David, Bobby — who says he’s now clean — and has lost weight since competing on Celebrity Fit Club — seemed to be disgusted with Whitney’s behavior. “He had so much trouble trying to control her,” says David. “He tried to make her leave, but she wouldn’t. She started yelling his name loudly and calling him a stupid son of a bitch, and he told her to shut the fuck up.”
Aw. It sounds like Whitney and Bobby B are back in love. Quick! Get a camera crew on them NOW! And honestly, what is so bad about Whitney demanding a "fuckin' drink." Isn't that the first thing everyone says when they first walk into a place. We walk into church and scream, "I want a fuckin' drink!" We walk into a hospital room to visit our ailing aunt and scream, "I want a fuckin' drink!" We walk into court to answer to charges of disorderly conduct and scream, "I want a fuckin' drink!" We walk into a private dining room at The Olive Garden for the last supper with Jesus and scream, "I want a fuckin' drink!"
Furthermore, we shouldn't assume that Whitney was snorting the bad shit. Maybe it was Miralax to liquefy her doody bubbles? Possible!
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Wow - this sounds like me and my exhusband.
@ Pecansweet:
On another note -- sweetie, feel free to use a period. Between. Sentences.
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oh here comes the judges who knows all and everything,just like u i was making a "comment" and responding to name calling,has nothing to do with anyone challenging who's been here longest,i was making a point about beeing here long enough to know what this site is about,that i don't need to be thought,i'm not here to learn,but feel free,everyone thinks they know it all,thats my last 2 cents about this post,have fun and keep comenting,i'm moving on!!!
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First off, you bitches need to stop complaining about MK. Let him do his job so you all can sit around talking shit all day online as you love to do. If you don't like his posts, fine whatever. But don't sit around and bitch all day about it.
And don't think for a second that no one feels bad for Whitney Houston. We realize she talented, but doesn't it piss you off just a little to see someone fall so fuckin' hard from grace? This isn't an intervention forum where we cry all damn day about it. MK posts a story -- we comment and throw in our 2 cents. End of story.
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Its like a big dick competition on this site sometimes, "OH I BEEN READING D-LISTED LONGER THAN YOU, I'VE BEEN A MEMBER LONGER THAN YOU, I'VE BEEN LURKING LONGER THAN YOU"
Who gives a fuck who has been here longer, we're all her cause we obviously enjoy MK and the posts/comments.
So stop with that baby shit, and just be adults and post your fucking comments. Really, who gives a shit who has seniority here????? There is no prize people, sorry to disappoint you all.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by pecansweet on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:24pm.
You know... people under 18 shouldn't be on this website. Now go back to naptime, honey, and stay away!!!
AWWWW,thats so very mature of u moomarse,name calling,i'm 36 thank you,i bet i'm even old enough to be ur mom,i guess if i don't agree with an mk post i'm a baby huh?that says a lot about u.
And to the others who ask why i am here i'm here for same reasons as u,been a dlisted reader for years,probably even longer than most of u,i like reading dlisted cuz i like mk's writing but lately its been post after post of how whitney is doing crack because she cancelled a few shows,being a whitney fan a few post on it don't move me,but it irritates me he is assuming crack is the reason why she cancelled,over and over again,LIFE IS NOT FAIR and its all good,but if ppl keep accusing her of doing the bad stuff without merit,i can imagine how she would feel(i'm not doing the stuff but ppl think i am,so i might as well do it to warrant the hate)just a hurt fan,nothing more to it.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 3:37am.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 3:35am.
Whitney is the new Judy Garland - minus the talent, of course.
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No way! Judy was classy. Whitney was never classy.
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When is a crackhead or pillpopping mother ever "classy"?
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 8:36pm.
Remember that Whitney clip VH1 uses over and over? no, not the "kiss my ass" clip, I mean the the one where a French perv peepaw, tells her that he wants to fuck her
The french perv pepaw?????
That's Serge Gainsbourg for pete'sake!!! he is a goddam legend, please have some respect.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 3:35am.
Whitney is the new Judy Garland - minus the talent, of course.
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No way! Judy was classy. Whitney was never classy.
Whitney is the new Judy Garland - minus the talent, of course.
I really love Whit's pearls of wisdom such as 'crack is wack.' and now ' I want a fucking drink'. What a truly great philosopher and visionary she is.
Pure funny MK ... at The Olive Garden for the last supper with Jesus and "I want a fuckin' drink". Why the fuck not?
You know it's a sad day in crack purgatory when Bobby is telling Whitney to put the crack down!
Clive Davis just wasted alot of label dough trying to re-start her career.
Until she cleans up completely, she might as well stand on the sidelines and let someone that really wants a shot in the industry to shine.
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I never saw so much talent wasted. She was one of the lucky few on this earth with a voice that could be recognized from the first note. And there she goes and ruins that fine instrument, and for what? Now she is no more than a eulogy in the making.
Thanks for not calling this crack smoking mess a diva. It looks to me that her face is changing all the time or perhaps the wig on her head has something to do with that.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
And honestly, what is so bad about Whitney demanding a "fuckin' drink." Isn't that the first thing everyone says when they first walk into a place.
LOL LOL LOL!!! I love it!
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So sad.
Boo fucking hoo. If there is one thing it irks me besides brangeloonies is the rest of the loonies who lecture everyone into liking their artist of choice. These people are obnoxious.
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Remember that Whitney clip VH1 uses over and over? no, not the "kiss my ass" clip, I mean the the one where a French perv peepaw, tells her that he wants to fuck her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdXi6f5KRg
I'm pretty sure he got his wish in the last decade or so.... and miss Houston most likely was so thrashed that she doesn't even remember it.
She was once an amazing singer, but those days are long gone. I wish people would stop pushing her to make a "comeback." She's finished.
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Quit saying Whitney does crack! She said it herself, "crack is cheap". She only puts expensive powder up her nose. Hmmph!
Seriously, Clive Owen, and scores of others have bent over backwards to help this woman resurrect her career for a few years now. Meanwhile there were/are many talented, hard-working vocalists who didn't have the connections Whitney had, (her mother and Aunt Dionne Warwick), nor the good looks, who slog it out, giving their all, for much smaller paychecks. It sucks, and it isn't fair.
I'd be surprised if this lying junkie finishes her tour. Hospitalized for allergies? PLEASE.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:56pm.
I guess it's tough to stay sober and drug free when your such a star like Whitney. *pronounces the H...like cool HWhip*
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:56pm.
I guess it's tough to stay sober and drug free when your such a star like Whitney. *pronounces the H...like cool HWhip*
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Why is she wearing a fur coat? Damnit Whitney! I can forgive your crack escapades, but not the wearing of the fur! Being Bobby Brown needs to be brought back, I am on board with this! Where do I sign up for that?
Ha! WHitney Crack Corn.
BOBBBAAAAAAAAY!
HELL to tha no.
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She obviously didn't do it discretely if he saw her ass. Damn she's not even a stealth crackhead.
@Pecansour:
While I cannot speak for MK I can speak for myself. It is not that Whitney is in recovery. It is the following:
~She went on Oprah professing her hatred of Bobby and cessation of drugs.
~She smokes cigarettes and crack. When people are paying good money for a show they want her voice in tip top shape. Don't agree to a world tour if your mind, body and voice are not up to par. She CHOOSE to sign the contracts.
~I love Whitney and think her voice is great (when it is conditioned), don't get me wrong. We are not being mean, we are being TRUTHFUL.
If you can't stand the heat, Pecan, don't eat the habanero pepper!
I love me some MK baby! Can I get a fucking drink already!!
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what kind of lady barfs outside of a bar?! A true lady yacks into the bathroom sink or into an empty glass on the table. ~MK
Scary, how many answered the question about snorting! Thanks for the info though
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BOBBAY! BOBBAY!!!!!
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Whitney & Crack forevah! Now that's some black love right there.
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Submitted by pecansweet on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:24pm.
I am a HUGE fan of Whitney's, and honestly I think MK likes her too. It is MK's job to make fun of people. Honestly, he didn't really even make fun of her, just the cracky situation.
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po thang! i love whitney. whitney loves crack. crack loves dealers. dealers love money so in a round-a-bout way, i love money!
there, now i'm at peace with myself!
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Why the fuck are you here? You know what's up. That's all this site is about and you feel it's your place to complain and set everyone strait? Shut the fuck up. If you want sweet then go somewhere else.
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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:43pm.
I smell a rat. Do people snort right from the bag?
Hell yeah they snort from the bag! I knew a dealer once back in the 80s who used a folded playing card to shovel the shit out of the bag and into his nose.
When he ran out of cards, he used cut-off straws from McDonald's to hoover the powder out of the bag.
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Remember Slurpee straws? With the shovel on the end? Damn... those were the best!!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:43pm.
I smell a rat. Do people snort right from the bag?
Hell yeah they snort from the bag! I knew a dealer once back in the 80s who used a folded playing card to shovel the shit out of the bag and into his nose.
When he ran out of cards, he used cut-off straws from McDonald's to hoover the powder out of the bag.
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Remember Slurpee straws? With the shovel on the end? Damn... those were the best!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Submitted by pecansweet on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:24pm.
You know... people under 18 shouldn't be on this website. Now go back to naptime, honey, and stay away!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I don't always believe gossip magazines, but that story sounds like an episode of "Being Bobby Brown." The only things missing are Bobby Brown being drunk, and Whitney screaming:" Bob-aaaaaay" to the top of her lungs.
I am looking forward to the day when everyone stops using that stupid ass phrase, "she's a hot mess". It's just doesn't apply! He shoulda said she's a fucking cracked out smear of dogshit mess! Not a HOT mess (which actually sounds kinda nice and kinky, ya know?)!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Looks like the Beverly Wilshire Hotel had turned into a Travel Lodge.
Submitted by pecansweet on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 5:24pm.
LMAO! Honey, if you want sweetness and light, you're in the wrong fuckin' place.
MK rulez!
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Submitted by kacky on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 4:43pm.
Yes they do. Speaking from experience
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MK i know its ur thing to diss celebs and twist things around to make reading more intresting,but why do u have to be so mean?????????don't u think u are pushing it with whitney?she is a recovering addict,so she has no right to be sick?oh no she is not human,if she can't perform it must be drugs,no regaRDS TO HER ATT ALL AS A HUMAN BEING,OR HER FANS,UR CHICKEN CUTLETS U ADORE AND NEVER SPEAK EVIL OF WILL NEVER GET CLOSE TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT WHITNEY HAS,EFF YOU.