Thursday, April 8th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge & A Memaw With The Vapors
While visiting cadets-in-training at Black Mountains at Brecon Beacons National Park, Prince Hot Ginge was greeted by a granmama whose knees turned to clotted cream after he gave her a little royal air kiss on the cheek. Is PHG trying to put granny on a gurney?! He needs to be more aware of the effect he has on the hearts of mere mortals. But you know, this is giving me an idea....
Notice how close grandma is to the royal jewels. She got that close without the British Secret Service tackling her to the ground. Hm. I already have an olive green suit from Chico's, a sensible purse from Coldwater Creek and day boots from Dillard's, so all I need is the wig. I've found an in!
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Listen bitch it's just you and the dancing cat. And I'm a Brit - 'ere 'ave a drink.
GIT IN THERE MY SON!
I was out with Brits, and you KNOW how they drink. I seriously lost count of drinks, closed the damn club down and I woke up this morning with accessories that are not mine.
Anyone want a white scarf? Maybe I can wear this bitch as a kilt!
And also last night (there are ALOT of alsos)? I got on the bar and did a dance that would make Nomi Malone blush.
Fuck it. It's my birthday weekend, and tonight I'm gonna rinse it and repeat, goddamit!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 4:40am.
Bless you my son.
---I'm still sporting bruises from last Friday night's soiree.
Some spanish drink with mint and rum and sugar syrup and king prawns and sand crabs and...
Tits up in the shower.
How drunk am/was I last night?
Stumbled my black ass home, somehow managed to grab some food on the way.
Get home, pass the fuck OUT, and wake up several hours later still hungry.
Why?
Cuz I never ate the damn food. It was sitting near the bed.
And I put on my pajamas backwards when I woke up.
Yeah, this heaux passed out buck ass nekkid!
Security!
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I was told to say what's good?
Ni nite, speakit. Sure, I get here and all the funny bitches leave :/
oh leenie :(
well, the upside is that their friends and family had you in their time of grief.
HI BB! Bye BB! :P
I hafta go to bed. 'night all
Awwww, I'm sorry, leenie :( You need an uplifting movie to cheer you up. Carrying on from my Mad TV kick earlier, lol......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s
Is DiamondDawg still around?
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 11:00pm.
Hi centy!
um... there's a deadline for a phone sex operator?
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Ha! LOL!
Very astute observation, Speaky!
I actually have a respectable job, I just started up with the phone sex when I lost a ton of clients last year, and now that I'm into it, I can't give up the money!
I only work when I feel like it, though (for the phone sex), sometimes I go for over a month without logging in....:)
C xo
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Thanks, BB! Seems like everyone I care about dies! Sounds terrible, but it's the troof:
BFF
Cousin who was my BFF
Ex Bofyfriend
Favorite customer
Favorite Aunt
2 Uncles w/in 3 months
Close Friend
Ok...I'll stop complaining and appreciate!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Awwww, I'm sorry you lost them, leenie :(
Why LD gotta wait til I leave to crack errrbody up?? LD you aren't allowed to be funny when I'm not here anymore!!
That link is for my cousin who was killed by an illegal alien drunk driver, my best friend who died at 29 of AIDS right before the cocktail came out, and everyone else here tonight
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0_oVV29PM
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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*shakes fist in air*
Ok bambam, u win tonight but it's just the Battle @ Areola. U have not won the war!!!
I hate my crackberry!!!
Folks, u all know lawdog is thinking up more funny while she is driving home. If we are still around to read it, she'll be horing herself again. Bitch has no shame. Prolly a middle child growing up.
CENTY!!!! MWAH! I am here for just a few...!
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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It is late and I must go tend to mah beauty regiment; rubbing peanut butter and honey into mah nipplez.
Sandra Bullock is coming home this weekend to cry on my shoulder and suck on mah nipplez, she called and left a message on my machine.
She did, you don't live in my house. Jelly?
kisses hugs and butt rubs.
hors.
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Hi centy!
um... there's a deadline for a phone sex operator?
No LawDog?
Who else is here? :)
I saw Fishy, Speaky, Eileenie, hello!
Working my ass off, deadline, HELP!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
'nite LawDogette *welcome back n stuff*, n anybody else heading off
time for shuteye here too... sugarplum n caviar dreams to you hilarious crazy kids n all.
=== "Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
LD, FUCK YOU! Just go and leave us, bitch! XXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOO
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motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Love ya all
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
Ah, one more for this weeks challenger to my nipple empire.
You know why, Passionate wit de widdle pink nipples, Angelina Jolie's lips are so big?
Lookit mah nipplez. That's all you need to know.
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Lawdog, u better patent the shit u typed tonight cuz that was some sweet intellectual property right thar! See? I wub u.
I pictured the finale of a fireworks show as I was reading.
It was the g-spot in my brain that u hit as I sqirted my tea out of mouth while laughing.
You bring beauty to your verbal diarrhea.
*whisphers digits to bambam*
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 10:46pm.
You know those earthquakes last week? LD and her vibrator.
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hahahahahahahaha
Warren Buffet borrows money from me!
When Bill Gates computer crashes, he calls me to fix it!
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
You know those volcano explosions? LD and Josh Groban in a motel.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtddTpl4m8&feature=related
Passionate, it is not your nipples that are blinding, it is your burning bush
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
You know those earthquakes last week? LD and her vibrator.
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Lawdog, it was a pleasure, lady. Damn you're a funny bitch.
Ok, I seriously have to go home. I'll try to get back here later. My husband, Josh Groban, is ready to raise me up!
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 10:40pm.
Nice to see you in a better mood tonight speakit! :D
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thank you baby xox
well, these people in here are being all kindsa funny. so I can thank them
how are you?
There you go BamBam, you are getting the picture of what is what now!
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
Nice to see you in a better mood tonight speakit! :D
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
*sigh*
I have the hiccups now.
Passionate, don't be a hater!
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
LD said she wouldn't give Tiger Woods no nonny until he became the best golfer in the world.
When she gave it to him she just let him put the tip in and he went crazy after that.
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After the fourth time Beethoven played his symphony for me, I told him this next time you play it will be the last. Beethoven's 5th is what you all got!
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
Lawdog, blah blah blah, all I hear in summary iz u old.
Bambam, ma nipples are the reason we have rated R & pasties. They are like gawd in moses day and you'd die looking at all their glory.
*shaves more ice off Walt Disney and has another martini*
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 10:28pm
You a nipple slut. I don't mingle with your kind, okay?
*psssst, this is invisible to everybody but you. Call me.*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtddTpl4m8&feature=related
Aretha Franklin wrote RESPECT for me to make sure I would never be disrespected
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini
STOP IT! YOU ARE WICKED RETARDED!
*digs up Grant's tomb*
motherfucker, I lick pits for a living Sucky 12/14/2009
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LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Submitted by LawDog on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 10:29pm.
The venus de milo is a statute of me when I got my arms and head cut off one time.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLLLLLLLOOOOLLOLOLL
TEAM NIPNIPPLEZZZZZZZZ
*my eyes are really focused on that anatomically incorrect Barbie-Dick in avie, you know, the stark dick that is bigger than both of avie's legs combined*
**can't stop staring at Barbie Dick**
OH *ahem* TEAM NIPPLEZZZZ ERRYBODY. NIPPLEZ IS IN OUR FACE!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT - FUCK!! I MEAN 'THEM'!! ACKNOWLEDGE THEM NIPPLEZZZZ@@!!!!
=== "Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
I am buried in grant's tomb
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A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. Ayatollah Khomeini