In Random Twitter War News.....
Contrary to popular belief, Ice-T and Aimee Mann exist on the same planet, and they had a minor exchange of fightin' words yesterday after she insulted the acting skills of CoCo's main camel toe manicurist on Twitter.
Aimee shanked Ice-T first, and he returned the shank by telling her to go eat a bowl of hot dicks. Let me raise my hand so that I can ask Ice-T where ones goes to successfully order a bowl of hot dicks. I've tried hundreds of restaurants in several cities, and so far no dice (or should I say, no dick).
After Ice-T fought back, Aimee quickly apologized in a series of Tweets:
Oh NOOOO!! Someone just told me that Ice T responded to my tweet about him!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD!!!I am not going to read it. I DO NOT WANT HIM MAD AT ME!!
Plus, I do not like to hurt people's feelings. I forget that twitter is not just me and four other dorky friends, ragging on TV stars.
He's out there doing his job. He doesn't need any heckling from the peanut gallery. So, I am sorry, Mr. T! You get out there and DO IT!
Ice-T accepted Aimee's apology and the Twitter world was able to spin again.
It's a good thing this shit didn't escalate, because Ice-T would've had no choice but to sic Coco's hongray camel toe on Aimee. That would've been a disaster. If something ever happened to Aimee or Coco's camel toe, we would all have to get out of our seats, rip off our hats and scream in the middle of Carnegie Hall. We'd ruin the damn symphony for everyone!!
(Thanks Becky)
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:18pm.
I think Facebook is even dumber than Twitter, but it's a close call.
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Anything where someone can announce that "I'm eating enchiladas for lunch" like a fucking unfiltered imbecile is on my shitlist. That and any website where people foolishly post their family pics, particularly of children. When my friends are posting their child's latest photo, I keep thinking of some sweaty bastard in a basement in a suburb of Talahassee superimposing the face onto some kiddie porn shot and jacking off to it. Are people just extra stupid these days? My sister was watching a friend's engagement photo shoot on youtube and she was so seriously shocked at the vulgar comments people had written. She kept asking me why would anyone do this, and I swear, she got teary eyed that some stranger would call her friend fat or ugly or a slut. I couldn't believe how naive she was so I set her straight. "Listen, you stupid cunt, that's what people DO online. What the fuck do you think it is, all wine and roses?" The look on her face was priceless.
LOL I love how she apologized. She is a good songwriter, but she's from a completely different world than Ice-T, who is great in his own right for speaking up for black people's rights and doing anti-gang work. And then he did bring us Coco and her fabulous cameltoe. WE must appreciate!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
who the eff is this white lady?
And about the misheard lyrics, my niece had a funny one. She was singing Carrie Underwood and said this:
"I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his legacy."
I was like DAMN, you are gansta! It's not good enough to mess up his car, you have to mess up his whole legacy?
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I don't know who Aimee Mann is, but when I saw she was stepping to Ice T, I thought the ho was crazy. Ice T might be a little more civilized than he was back in the day, but I'm pretty sure he still knows how to pimp slap a bitch and put her ass on the stroll.
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i love aimee mann, she's a brilliant songwriter and of the two, far more talented. ice t isn't a bad actor to me, but his reply to her was less clever than i would have hoped and made him look like an ass.
but i guess if you're going to say shit about someone, be prepared to get confronted and stand by it.
YousayyougotmybabybutIknowitainttrue
Wait! What is a Hot Dick? Aren't they all a little warm and sticky...? I am glad these two kissed and made up and had a hot three-way to seal the deal. Video to follow!
everybody is so self armed styles geez, what is the fucking test you do to seem cyber human and be able to nearly talk with other dlisters? come on, we are in the same bloody bucket. thought there were some sparky comments but if you are too witty to play nice the sharing is caring card will be passed only once. then peed apon. also maybe used as tp. :o(
both of these bitches are older than me...who taught them how to use twitter in the first place?
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@evilshoe yeah, truth be spoken
sorry 'bout the random spelling in the rest of the post though..ricky only seemed to have the same number..in both versions. *hum to the nectaaaaaar ode* naturally meant to say it's the only one you want, but can't get only one you have out of my fried noodle brain.
i get that MM can see something between he and she? caca, but there have been heaps of 'poppy' 'artists' that did the i'm a weirdo so i get you thing..
so the connection between cacilein and mariboos i see, wack warpy effects contacts seemingly semi human shite.
soooooooooooooooooooo many REAL bands will just last forever, with talent,genius, brains and creativity.
mm was ok in his time but he's a bit over. should eat some dead animal feet or his newest hot pieces uhhh i dunnoo pinky. everything has been DOOOONE dammit, now only the true can be respected.
woah.
big rant, sorry..booze plus spring cleaning plus i don't remember after let us say....5 hours ago.sorry ;O)
"I missed the days when you bitch slapped a whore with your kid skin gloves and challenged that mofo to a duel....12 paces apart...."
This is a far cry from the Burr-Hamilton level.
That was fatal.
Twitter is benign, which is best. Useless verbage.
Aimee, you won't get shot for pointing out the obvious.
Ice-T is a horrible actor, his co-stars are the only things keeping that show afloat. (I've seen a couple recent episodes, they are really stretching for a blatant attempt at an emmy)
Ahahahaha! Has Ice T been notified about his job description as CoCo's main camel toe manicurist. I shouldn't laugh - this is important work.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:20pm.
I never Twittered or whatever in my life and from what I can see, it looks really pointless. When I saw Ashton Kutcher had Twittered that he had just taken a dump, that was it for me. What a fucking shithead.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Yeah, tweeting was over for me when I started to read about people doing bodily functions. I thought blogging was pretty pointless and self-absorbed too, but Twitter takes the cake.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 8:01pm.
EXACTLY! CAMEL TOES NEED SUPPORT TOO!
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 1:25pm.
I'm trying to think of two more random people to have a Twitter smack down.
Hmmm.
Bill Gates and Pamela Anderson.
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Hehehehehehe...Bobby Trendy and Prince Philip.
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Snooki and Pope Benedick
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Me and Barbara Bush.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Twitter is just vile. It's an easy way to get into trouble for those who can't "self edit", i.e, think before they tweet. Couldn't she have just said that shit out loud the old fashioned way to her "four friends"?
I think Ice-T is an ok actor, but lately he's seems to be phoning it in and cashing pay checks. He's been better than he is on SVU...I think.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
LOL I love Ice-T! He should be able to tell a dumb-bitch to eat a bunch of hot dicks and not be hated for it.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:20pm.
TEAM ICE!!!! (only cuz there's no TEAM COCO's CAMEL TOE...which is the real winner)...
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Waddyamean there's no Team Coco's Camel Toe?! What team am *I* on then!?
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You are so right, Angel....There should ALWAYS be an implied TEAM COCO'S CAMEL TOE (and btw, must always be in caps) in ANY dispute...Let's say, you and a neighbor have a dispute about a tree on the line of your property that falls one way or the other? I should TOTS be able to vote TEAM COCO'S CAMEL TOE in court...in which case all money goes to a worthy cause...to raise awareness of THIRSTAY camel toes all over the world...not just COCO's...mostly, but not just...Fredricks of Hollywood doesn't buy itself....How you gonna let a thirsty 'giney not drink up it's lycra?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't know....I haven't heard of this chick either outside of Til Tuesday and I listen to all kinds of music from all eras and none of it is shitty.
*plays Another Saturday Night by Sam Cooke*
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 4:50pm.
Did anyone else actually HEAR Ice-T saying that? I'm reading the words and hearing him say them in my head, with his tough guy voice, imagining little flecks of spit coming out and it cracked me up.
Honestly, I can't get all worked up about it, but it made me laugh out loud for a few minutes.
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Totally. Ice-T loves to talk smack. It's fun:) I'm sure he was happy to have a reason.
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 1:25pm.
I'm trying to think of two more random people to have a Twitter smack down.
Hmmm.
Bill Gates and Pamela Anderson.
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Hehehehehehe...Bobby Trendy and Prince Philip.
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Snooki and Pope Benedick
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 1:45pm.
I agree with Ice T. Plus, he's pretty entertaining to watch on the small screen. Who the fuck is Aimee Mann?
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She is one of the better singer/song writers for the last 20 years. I guess you only listen to shitty music.
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I dont know who Aimee Mann is either. And i listen to all sorts of music. I guess I listen to shitty music then. What a shitty assed comment. You need to eat a hot bowl of dicks and if you give me your number or address I'll say that shit to YOUR face. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 6:20pm.
TEAM ICE!!!! (only cuz there's no TEAM COCO's CAMEL TOE...which is the real winner)...
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Waddyamean there's no Team Coco's Camel Toe?! What team am *I* on then!?
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already......a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:09pm.
I miss the good 'ole days, when people picked up the phone and informed each other to "eat a bowl of dicks", directly....
I'm just old fashioned.
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I missed the days when you bitch slapped a whore with your kids' skin gloves and challenged that mofo to a duel....12 paces apart....
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I never Twittered or whatever in my life and from what I can see, it looks really pointless. When I saw Ashton Kutcher had Twittered that he had just taken a dump, that was it for me. What a fucking shithead.
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I miss the good 'ole days, when people picked up the phone and informed each other to "eat a bowl of dicks", directly....
I'm just old fashioned.
I just read that shit again. AHAHAHAHA, I love Ice T. for that! Dumb bitch talking shit on TWITTER!
AM got what she deserved (lame ass twitter)
Imma join the FLTG! (not really. but clever way to get followers)
Wack ass eat a bowl of dicks?
Srsly, I think it's a cry for help. Maybe someone should twitter COCO - GET OFF ICE T'S FACE.
TEAM ICE!!!! (only cuz there's no TEAM COCO's CAMEL TOE...which is the real winner)...
Anywho, I kinda always thought T did a'ight on L&O...Of course, I haven't owned a tv for the past two years and I've never watched the show since he's been on...but in the snippet lil' adverts? ICE RULES...(but of course it's the magic of CoCo's camel toe and 8th wonder of the world ASS) that may be swaying my opinion....
And I don't like the name Aimee Mann...sounds like a hard core, man hating butch lesbian with Navy Seal training....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Facebook is even dumber than Twitter, but it's a close call.
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"...hot bowl of dicks"!!! Classic. Twitter should die. It is useless and waste of space in the universe.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
I think I'd be more afraid to have Coco on my bad side than Ice-T. That woman scares the crap out of me.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 1:25pm.
I'm trying to think of two more random people to have a Twitter smack down.
Hmmm.
Bill Gates and Pamela Anderson.
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Hehehehehehe...Bobby Trendy and Prince Philip.
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Ensorcelé
Aimee who? Sounds like a stunt to get herself attention.
Any response less than what Ice-T gave her would've been unacceptable.
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People who are busy with their own lives don't do this twitter shit. You don't see Lady Gaga or Sam Worthington on twitter.
Submitted by sjsmitty on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 5:59pm.
twitter is the killer of the humanity!
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Yeah! And the English language too.
twitter is the killer of the humanity!
and misheard lyrics, have had 'ricky don't loose that number it's the Oonly one you have'stuck as an earworn all friggen day dammit only instead it is 'it's the only one you have'
waaah...made me feel sad for ricky..
So is Demi going to school Ice publicly on twitter over calling her a "bitch"? I like both of them, totally random that they of all people would be having a twitter war, but they squashed it quick.
LOL @ misheard lyrics. Bambam, I always heard it as "wrapped up like a douche under the runner in the night".
I got mad at someone once (REALLY mad) and in my fury told them to go "eat a steaming hot bowl of dick!"
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Don't give a crap that Ice T has a questionable taste in uhh..things, but it seems he sticks to his piece of woman..(pounds of assy classy uh strippy yeah whatever woman) kudos from me for that.
...even if there is some wack side or weird 'group' shit going on atleast they seem in it together....so good for them.
also I'm not sure you can work on a show like svu and not get to know how many terrible things are true-even if it's just a script.
So methinketh his mind is probably in the right place
tbh don't actually even know who the aimee chick is aimee? just fucking spell it amy grr
Submitted by dusted on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 4:23pm
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Yeah, whatever. Aimee's more classy, take comfort in that.
It's pretty clear to me; Ice T's minding his own bizness, Aimee talks trash about him, somebody hears it and tells Ice, he steps to her, she tries sarcasm to save face, realizes what she's gotten herself into and backs off.
Owned.
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I was happy to read that Aimee was sweet about the whole thing! I've always liked her AND Ice T. I just wish people would stop Twittering. Do y'all really need to tell the world about every fart and burp you make??
Wow. Big news, indeed.
Did anyone else actually HEAR Ice-T saying that? I'm reading the words and hearing him say them in my head, with his tough guy voice, imagining little flecks of spit coming out and it cracked me up.
Honestly, I can't get all worked up about it, but it made me laugh out loud for a few minutes.
I read some of Ice T's tweets. He sounds like a teenage boy who got his ego hurt. I cant believe CoCo fucks this dude...EEWW
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Frankly, I feel Twitter is for narcisstic folks who need to brain fart their most intimate thoughts. Keep them to yourself. Aimee needed a "shh voices carry" bitchfest from Ice T.
It was cold upstate, I could have enjoyed a bowl of dicks. Lol!
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