Smells Like Charbroiled Plastic And Burnt Polyester.....
While Heidi Montag was lying under the direct sunlight at Aria's pool area in Las Vegas yesterday, the plastic on her body slowly melted and seeped through the towel bonding her to the chair. A group of engineers from Mattel had to chisel her off the chair and apply another layer of ABS plastic on her. The painters from Maaco then had to spray her down with a fresh coat of paint in shade "Ass Dildo." And then she was as good as new again!
Seriously, I've seen Real Dolls that look more human this! But you know, Heidi's silicone globes in size "Elephant Head" don't offend me as much as those tragic flesh brows over her eyes! Bitch's eyebrows are probably the same shade as Spencer Pratt's pubic landing strip. If you want to fill your body with enough man-made materials to keep Tupperware in business for decades, have at it! But eyebrows should be sacred!
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Her tits look hot in an unnatural way. Like Lara Kroft...but I don't know how her face is going to move this season of the Hills...stop motion animation?
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Heidi used to look a bit like a blonde version of Jennifer Beals...she had a pretty and memorable face. Now she looks like a drop out from the Mattel Factory. ________________________________________________
Stop breeding. 7 billion people is quite enough.
LOL @ rita.. you can't be serious.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
most people go under the knife to look younger...i swear it added 10 years on her..sad
Shit, I was IN VEGAS at the Monte Carlo this weekend and I never saw this fake bitch ANYWHERE!
Oh wow! I would make jokes but this poor girl has sold her soul to the devil aka Spencer Pratt
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Her body looks great EXCEPT for the big old fake tittays. The face looks painful and hideous.
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Poor girl thinks she looks so hot. If I was Aria Resort I would have asked them to leave. But I am surprised you managed to post nine photos without her idiot "husband" sticking his face into the shot. Paris is fading away. These two need to go as well.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:41am.
Rita you are demented, if you think that two Watermelon sized implants bolted on to a 100 lb body looks perfect. Get some help.
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Right you are, paris! Cunty should've gone no larger than cantalope sized implants, to be fair. At least her fake tittays aren't the absolute worst I've ever seen - they're fairly close together & not too waxy or lumpy looking. Although her face still sucks - she looks like a g.d. TRANNY, lol!
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Rita you are demented, if you think that two Watermelon sized implants bolted on to a 100 lb body looks perfect. Get some help.
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She looks perfect!
SHe gets all the negative attention because she admitted to having 10 surgeries in one day. If she did them throughou the course of a year it wouldn't have been such a big deal. She looks great. She needed some improvements and she got them. All you haters are jealous because you can't afford to fix your imperfections!
Cunty Montag wasn't that hot before & is even LESS hot after. She looks like a young tranny, if you ask me. Well, at least she don't have no black roots in her overly bleached tresses. Ah, fuck 'er anyways!!
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NASTY SKANK...what was she thinking with all this surgery. She looks TERRIBLE!!! take a look at these celbs and learn a little SKANK http://www.jewelry.com/celebrity-style.do
She;s also got a look of Flipper the dolphin around the mouth-in fact its really painful to look at this twat period...
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Christ-I wanna tell her to stay outta the sun before she melts!
Is she trying to look sexy because she is completely sexless and by the way-isnt she some Jesus freak-did God tell her make herself like a mattel doll?
How the fuck did this boring twat ever become even an F list celebrity????
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She looked better before, sometime i wanna like this bitch, then i remember what a cunt she is.
I think Spencer is a sociopath and this girl is a nutcase also.
The boobs are way way too fucking big for that frame. She looks terrible.
A little surgery sometimes helps. I don't think Heidi was pretty before. (M.K. dubbed her "Horsey" for a reason.) She's a snotty blonde girl who realized that being blonde and skinny wasn't enough in Hollywood. I don't care for any of those Hills people, but Lauren Conrad was by far the most naturally attractive out of the cast (and that's not saying much).
Now Heidi stands out from among her cast mates but not from all the other blonde, plastic-surgeryied women who look like Vivid-video-vixen wannabes.
With all that outside work, you'd think she'd start focusing on what's on the inside.
There's a tragic "E! Hollywood Story" on that one coming soon.
Nobody in the crowd is paying any attention to her.
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Heidi's real problem is that she has no self-esteem and a small brain! That nitwit she married should be castrated for cajoling her into that series of surgeries.
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No self-esteem and a small brain, yes, but I read an interview in which she said her husband told her to get a therapist instead of the surgery. She seemed to regard that as a joke.
In the same interview she said she doesn't hug people anymore because her boobs are too big and her body is so "fragile." I immediately wondered what kind of marriage (and friendships) she has, that she would be willing to sacrifice physical closeness/comfort/affection for a pair of silcone monstrosities.
My favorite part, however, remains the back "scoop-out" procedure. You know, the one she "doesn't know what it is."
Aww poor Heidi. Hollywood has got her crazy and very insecure. I just feel sorry for her.
FUCKING LOL. this bitch... isn't she the one who says she's 'christian?' why is she such a joke? it seriously isn't funny anymore, it's just sad. i agree with the comment below me too.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Pfft . . . so sick of this wannabe loser. She needs to go away already; maybe if we stop giving her and her equally wannabe loser husband attention, they'll realize that all their fudgery was for nought and crawl back under the rock they came from.
I bet she marries some old dude and becomes one of those "Housewives." She looks like one already.
I scrolled back to dlisted old days of the twat and compared to her look now, she was really beautiful sans plastic surgeries: http://dlisted.com/node/8370
The only thing I enjoy about Heidi's make-obvious is that it probably pisses that snooty Lauren bitch off that she gets photographed more than she does.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 10:02pm.
Her back is going to be tore-up ten years from now... and I don't really care about her huge, ridiculous breasts as much as her busted looking face. She paid money to look like that???
Yes, she paid to look that scary and ridiculous. How sad, I thought she was prettier before. Crazy to see her in the beginning of The Hills, she was very natural, hardly ever wore make-up and her hair was short.
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 10:27pm.
Heidi's real problem is that she has no self-esteem and a small brain! That nitwit she married should be castrated for cajoling her into that series of surgeries.
The women in my life were all B cups. It's not what you have; it's what you do with what you have. Gravity works 24/7 on breasts and yam sacks!
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*cracking up*. truth. this about sums it up folks.
next, i give barbie and ken 3 months to announce their "separation". (that's how strong """"faith"""" is today, folks)
wanna say something else, this bitch claims she's got a faith in jesus - but, she's also whoring herself as a blatant sex object?? come the fuck again??!? she should stand next to pedopope in her bikini. they can plug their upcoming book (you know it's being marketed) "Dante's Inferno: Speidi's relevance and why their love of jesus (aka bullshit claims) fan the flames - the Addendum to the Gutenberg Bible".
i love when christian bitches, or whatever the hell she claims she is, don't have enough """"""faith""""""" to stand by SUBSTANCE. i do feel sad for her emptiness. she is empty inside. tis a sad, sad thing.
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She looks like she's in pain, it's in her eyes, something (physical or emotional) hurts! Also, in that last thumbnail, she looks like she could be Fleshbeard's sister, no?
Heidi's real problem is that she has no self-esteem and a small brain! That nitwit she married should be castrated for cajoling her into that series of surgeries.
The women in my life were all B cups. It's not what you have; it's what you do with what you have. Gravity works 24/7 on breasts and yam sacks!
Submitted by z80 on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 8:18pm
Howard Stern is an idiot and an ugly one at that.
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Her back is going to be tore-up ten years from now... and I don't really care about her huge, ridiculous breasts as much as her busted looking face. She paid money to look like that???
So awful, sigh. Why did she do this? I am not a fan of hers or her nit-wit husband's, but I thought she was cute after the first surgery.
Now she looks like an older, bitch! And she is going to have a lot of expense keeping up. Where is she going to get that money? Once the curiosity about her is over, she certainly can't rely on talent to make any!
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Plasticity ugh why is she trying so hard to look like Paris.
oh my stars she looks terrible!!!!!!!!
someone needs to intervention her ass stat!
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
She looks like a blow-up doll.
those tits make me hurt. so do those eyebrows, YES, they were the 1st offense I noticed! which says a lot considering those giant melons bulging out of her chest....yeesh, what a hot mess this girl has made of herself. I really do feel sorry for her.
Pictures of this one always bum me out. She looks so very sad.
I'm shocked Spencer let her do this. Both have major, major issues.
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WTF? How can anyone look at this and think plastic surgery is a good idea?
I read an article in the newsoftheworld that said a British woman smothered and almost killed her boyfriend with her tits during sex. Unsurprisingly he didn'r wanna have sex with her again.
I wish I could email that article to all the Hollywood hos with big basketball tit implants.
I had to have some reconstructive surgery (face) due to an accident and ten years later I hate that I don't look like "myself" although no one else seems to notice. I cannot imagine the mental state that is this dysphoria.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 8:08pm.
I had a dick reduction myself.
No really I have.
I'm just down to one dick now.
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So that's one bam, bambam?
Submitted by chica robotica on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 8:06pm.
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I have a feeling you did it for the right reasons. One small adjustment to help yourself is healthy, if you have the means, good for you. You hot diva.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 8:07pm.
My husband and a few of his friends have discussed boobs and the consensus was, small breasts, bigg'ish' butt and round hips was the perfect build of a woman, "the Latin look" they called it; but of course there are still men who love big breasts, real or fake. Didn't Howard Stern actually say he prefers fake big breasts over real big breasts?????
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Howard Stern isn't exactly the most credible source of information. He is funny though.
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Submitted by Lope on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 6:49pm.
She doesn't look any better, but wow, you can certainly tell from these pictures that she thinks she looks great. What small-breasted women don't understand (until it's too late) is that men don't really like large boobs. They say they do, mostly to feel like they belong, but in reality they don't. She will not be as attractive to men now, and I think that's what she was going for in order to up her "music" career."
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That's a little saddening to women with naturally large breasts. I will admit though men usually say "anything more than a handful is a waste" but lots do like them big. I just don't know why men would like "beachball" fake tits but to each their own. I don't like fake boobs btw.
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They've done animal studies of varying species...one that sticks out in my mind is they made a completely artificial fish with exaggerated sexual female attributes and put it in a tank with regular female fish and male fish and guess the fuck what? Them male fish were ALL OVER that fake fish...She wasn't even a real fish!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ain't it disturbin'? Now you know why strip clubs are a goldmine, no?
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WTF? Where did you find this? I want links. Pictures would be stellar.
I had a dick reduction myself.
No really I have.
I'm just down to one dick now.
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My husband and a few of his friends have discussed boobs and the consensus was, small breasts, bigg'ish' butt and round hips was the perfect build of a woman, "the Latin look" they called it; but of course there are still men who love big breasts, real or fake. Didn't Howard Stern actually say he prefers fake big breasts over real big breasts?????
Submitted by Jana on Sun, 04/11/2010 - 7:25pm.
I wouldn't change my figure for the world, unless naturally ('cuz i do workout 6 days/week).
...and i go craaazy when boys toy, lick and play with my breasts, wow!
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And that's all that matters, right!? Loving yourself, letting other people love you, being healthy! Anyway, usually, I'm anti-plastic surgery but I did have that one procedure. In my mind, I don't think of it really in the same way as other surgeries. Maybe I'm fooling myself but who knows. I'm almost natural, I guess, but like your friends, I am much happier this way. I had mine done in my early 20s also.