Monday, April 12th 2010
Still Fighting The Hot.....
Jared Leto is really trying to test our asses! Jared is trying to drive us to the point where we pull our panties back up, throw up our lube-covered hands and scream, "I would NOT hit it!"
Jared posted his latest test on his Twitter page.
Nice try, Jared. Your latest act of fuggery still won't make me tell my genitals to stand down! Even though you look like the pretty dyke punk girl in my junior high wood shop class who always smelled like vinegar and fruit punch from dying her hair with Kool-Aid, I still would. Just throw a Carrot Top wig on that bitch, and we're ready to go.
(Thanks Brent)
• 
I was JUST thinking how they should snag Jared Leto for the role of Kurt Cobain before he gets too old.
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
tool!
He is like sooooooo complicated!
NOT. What a dillweed.
He is looking a bit Sara Quin of Tegan and Sara in the first pic. Second cutest lesbian rocker next to her twin.
input this URL:
( http://www.shoes2.us/ )
( http://www.shoptrade.us/ )
you can find many cheap and fashion stuff
(jor dan shoes)
(NBA NFL NHL MLB jersey)
( lv handbag)
(cha nel wallet)
(D&G sunglasses)
(ed har dy jacket)
(UGG boot)
WE ACCEPT PYAPAL PAYMENT
YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!
⌒╮WELCOME
----- http://www.b2b2.us~ ¤ ╭⌒╮ ╭⌒╮
╭⌒╭⌒╮╭⌒╮～╭⌒╮
,））））,''）~~ ,''~）
╱◥█◣ ╱◥█◣
｜田｜田｜｜田｜田｜
╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬
╬╬╬ http://www.b2b2.us╬╬╬
╰════════════════════╯
Wholesale and reatail all kinds of world brand shoes,jeans,t-shirts,bikini,beach pants,handbags,wallets,sunglasses,belt,caps,watches etc..
---------------If you think our website is good , you can put this website to your bookmarks or other places ,easy to find ...
^*^>>>
Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33
Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16
Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30
Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $16
New era cap $15
Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $25
FREE sHIPPING
╭══════════════╮
http://www.b2b2.us
╰══════════════╯
@ME
HOT HOT HOT
*************
Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Soul - OMFG! Did you read whay Chestica Simpleton said about Nick!?!? OMFG!
And Jared, Colin. My meat curtains are open for you anytime.
*hides wedding band*
It almost doesn't matter that he is only four apples high. I'd put that bitch in some stilettos, bend him over and fuck him just like Cammy Cam did!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
Wow....apparently Jared is hung like a horse.
*************
Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Celebrity penis quotes:
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-celebrity-penis-quotes/
*************
Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
LMAO MK, I'm with you. He is trying his best to make himself unfuckable, and I will not let him succeed.
Pink mohawk man-boy, I will still give you some ass!
*Add to my ledger of words I never thought I would string together*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's nothing like a little black pussay
I still totally would!
for your reading pleasure:
http://www.voy.com/16357/25460.html
_______________________________________________
Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 12:55pm.
*claws at Chiri*
THAT IS MY MAN!
----------------------------------
No that would be MY man, but I know that's what you really meant to say ;) I marked my territory all up in this thread... Just in case Jared ever, ya know... is a DListed slut...or something :)
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
WHY?? WHY?? WHY?? JARED, WHY??
THIS is the Jared Leto I prefer to think of:
http://www.mtv.com/news/moviehouse/photos/alexander_stills/alex9.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is he Benjamin Button or something? He seems to age in reverse...still fine after all these years but after hooking up with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton I'd have to pass.
*claws at Chiri*
THAT IS MY MAN!
When it comes to fighting the hot, Jared comes out the winner all the time.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
Whenever I hear the name Jared, I automatically think of the Subway guy.
So, no.
Marry me Jared. ChirioMonkeyLeto will be my next married name!
Coma Caca!
----------------------------------
not hot
would not
he is a punk
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
I'm sorry, I know it's annoying. I just can't help myself :)
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
@ JustAnotherBlonde on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 12:08pm.
LOL, okay I get it (hahahah)
I can be like that with some celebs I like as well.. doesn't matter if they drag it up or fugly up themselves.. STILL SEXY :p
It just occurred to me that perhaps Jared should walk around with someone holding a sign behind him that says,"Warning: may cause spontaneous leakage from every orifice because yes, he IS that hot".
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
It just occurred to me that perhaps Jared should walk around with someone holding a sign behind him that says,"Warning: may cause spontaneous leakage from every orifice because yes, he IS that hot".
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
Submitted by OVO-606 on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 12:03pm.
Heh...
Did you look at those particular photos? I'd say Jared's only *slightly* better looking than the older guy. Seriously. Just have a look:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/03/jared-leto-transf...
--------------------------------------------
mmmmmmmmm daddy!!!!!!! I would cover him in butter and lick it off... Even in the pic on the left... and god knows he needs the calories in the pic on the right.
Either way, I win- hot ass Leto sex!
(I know, it's a sickness, really...)
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
Submitted by JustAnotherBlonde on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:44am.
Submitted by OVO-606 on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:32am.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:30am.
These are not hot:
---
Who's that old guy in the picture with him? He look a bit like that creepy photographer Terry-something.
----------------------------------------------
When Jared Leto is in a pic, the proper response would be, "there was anyone else in a photo with him? I didn't even notice!"
Just sayin
----
Heh...
Did you look at those particular photos? I'd say Jared's only *slightly* better looking than the older guy. Seriously. Just have a look:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/03/jared-leto-transf...
Submitted by OVO-606 on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:32am.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:30am.
These are not hot:
---
Who's that old guy in the picture with him? He look a bit like that creepy photographer Terry-something.
----------------------------------------------
When Jared Leto is in a pic, the proper response would be, "there was anyone else in a photo with him? I didn't even notice!"
Just sayin
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:30am.
These are not hot:
---
Who's that old guy in the picture with him? He look a bit like that creepy photographer Terry-something.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:28am.
I LOVE YOU JARED!!!!!!!!
-------------------------------------
Don't make me fight you for him. it'll be a slut throwdown and I'll come armed (with a shank) lol
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
@JustAnotherBlonde
I CO SIGN ON EVERYTHING THAT U SAID!!!
Submitted by JustAnotherBlonde on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 9:16am.You ever have a celeb that you just cannot resist? Like all your body parts instantly start screaming for you to get some broken off???
---------------------------------------------------
Yup thats jared alright =]
Only time I can stand seeing this douchenozzle is during the movie Fight Club, specially when he gets his face beat in.
God this guy makes me want to puke. Pathetic wannabe punk-rocker.
Why anyone bothers listening to his crap screaming music is beyond me.
He wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't such a midlife crisis poser.
Oh, Jordan Catalano, wtf happened?
I would only hit it circa 1994
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:38am.
Well something bad happens to him but I didn't want to say what because anyone who hasn't seen it NEEDS TO. Love that movie. Even if it disturbed me for weeks after!
**************************************************************
Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
MJT, that is one of my fav movies ever.
I do not get why this man tries to make himself look so bad.
********************************************
I woke up in love this morning
I woke up in love this morning
Went to sleep with you on my mind
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:34am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 8:55am.
Let's not forget about Requiem for A Dream. Great, great, f'ed up movie
-----------------------------------
you are correct!!... i can't remember... did he get his ass kicked in that one too?!LOL!
-----------------------------
"I slink down the alley, lookin' for a fight.
Howlin' to the moonlight on a hot summer night."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 8:55am.
Let's not forget about Requiem for A Dream. Great, great, f'ed up movie.
**************************************************************
Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
He will always be hot to me. This is the first man to make me tingle all over!!! 13 years old and watching him sing Sedated on My So-Called Life and I seriously swooned. (I still pull out the DVD of that episode and watch it when I'm drunk sometimes. Shhh)
These are not hot:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/03/jared-leto-transf...
These are:
http://joshandjosh.typepad.com/josh_josh_are_rich_and_fa/images/jared_le...
http://ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jared_leto_0001.jp...
What the HELL happened, Jared? Go back to the hotness that you once were, for God's sake! Why fight the hotness, ya dumb shit!
That is all....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I LOVE YOU JARED!!!!!!!!
I don't get it.
Others are chasing good looks and youth and he's throwing it all away.
I mean, he's approaching 40 soon and looks terribly good, if you ask me.
Why not do us a favour and just leave himself in peace?! :D
I think 'why are you doing this to us?" is my favorite tag for a post ever, BTW.
Damn I need to stay out of this thread lol... it's sucking me in!
Speaking of sucking...nevermind.
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 9:48am.
It makes you wonder if he's trying to make-up for what's he's lacking down in the basement.
-----------------------------------------
See I would work with it even if it was a 3" ween. Hard.
And no, I have no shame.
------------------------------------------------
"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
It makes you wonder if he's trying to make-up for what's he's lacking down in the basement.
*************
Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Submitted by Big Bertha on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 8:57am.
I read on a groupie bb that he gets very rough with groupies.
***************************************************
Oh really. So his alterna-kid look is a predator move to get poseur chicks half his age to think he's super cool and then convince the little starfuckers to go along with his BDSM shit without complaining or asking for "pay to play".
__________________________________________________
Coming soon to darken a sky near you.
jared is almost my age...too fucking old for this shit...
_____________________________________________
what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
The fact that this guy fucks his groupies is pathetic. The fact that he HAS groupies is shocking to me. Also, he looks inbred and fails at trying to be punk rock.
____________________
FIST PUMP!!
Bi-Sex Pistol.