John Tesh & Oprah Did It Once
Before John Tesh was a New Age block of cheese who does gymnastics commentary, and before Oprah was Gayle's favorite bath time partner, the two lived together in Nashville in the 1970s.
In a new Oprah tell-all, biographer Kitty Kelly (which is also the nickname of someone's vagina, I'm sure) writes that John and Oprah swirled it up in Tennessee back in the day.
According to Kitty, John moved out of their apartment in the middle of the night, because he couldn't handle the pressures of being in an interracial relationship at that time. From the NYDN:
"He said one night he looked down and saw his white body next to her black body and couldn't take it anymore," another Tesh ex-paramour told Kelley."He walked out in the middle of the night. ... He told me he later felt very guilty about it."
Winfrey spokeswoman Angela DePaul said Saturday that Oprah was not commenting on the highly anticipated book.
John issued this statement to Entertainment Tonight about his relationship with Oprah: "Oprah and I were cub reporters in Nashville nearly 40 years ago and we dated for a short time. We even talked about it during one of my appearances on her show. We remain friends to this day."
Somebody give Kitty a Q-tip and a back scratch, because she needs to calm down! I mean, John ran out of there after looking at his white ass next to Oprah's black booty? ! I'm sure John licked on Oprah's booty several times up until that point. Besides, if John really did Oprah wrong, the mighty fist of God would've destroyed him a long ass time ago.
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The Big O likes them boring dudes. Stedman is a black version of John Tesh. So how does John Tesh go from the Big O to Connie Seleca? Is he just some random dating guy? He dates whoever is in front of him. By the way, do think any of those sad love letters the Big O use to talk about were about John Tesh? Yuck!
Sorry MK, but this item is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Although, I find it interesting - if it's indeed true - that Teshie ditched Okra in such a pussy, cowardly fashion. Too bad he didn't stick around for the ch-ching$ for a few years. He would've made a nice paycheck, all considered. Oh well...
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They dated. So what. It's just not that interesting.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 1:11pm.
I used to work as a receptionist at an art gallery in Chicago when I was in college. One day a very homely, dumpy black woman came in carrying a FABULOUS Chanel purse. "That's Oprah Winfrey!" one of the dealers told me, drooling. She looked scared and wouldn't meet anyone's eyes, so I left her alone.
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I hear that's the way a lot of people in Chicago remember her when they meet her on the streets. When I was a kid, waiting for my carpool to pick me up, I used to see her jog by everyday. The carpool pick up was a hotel lobby right next to where Oprah lived at the time. Of course, it was very early in the morning and she was running so I didn't expect her to look like much. But all the salespeople at Marshall Fields (now Macys) used to say she came in her pajamas. That's why when she was kicked out of Hermes in Paris (it was Hermes, wasn't it?), I didn't think anything of it.
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That is a total random hook-up.
Bumpin ugly...
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This is such a strange couple.
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This guy has a dumbass radio show called "Intelligence For You life". I would like to know who thought John Tesh would know intelligence when he sees it???
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Kitty Kelly's "highly anticipated book"? Hmmm. Not at all. Not credible anywhore.
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What in the holy hell happened to John Tesh? I think some Nick Notle rubbed off on him.
Wait, did I just read that Oprah got sessy with somebody with a peen? Get the fuck outta here.
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why that is mighty racist of you, John....but thanks for the visual anyhow...one can think of so many nasty things when he said that...but all I can visual is an enormous black ass and a tiny shriveled pink dick next to it...tmi Mr. Tesh!
If Kitty Kelly wrote a book on me and swirled up lie-telling, I'd kick that bitch right in the throat if I were to meet her ass face to face.
And I wonder what she is gonna write about Oprah and Gayle? Because I seriously doubt those two are licking clitties.
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thought so :)
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
He must have had real low self-esteem if he was "doin' the do" with her way back then because she was a total hot, fat mess back then, way more than now. She's still fat but she can afford a make-up artist now.
Who is he married to now? I forget.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 1:50pm.
Like an overcooked, boiled hot dog sliding in and out of two huge chunks of raw roast beef.
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wow, food porn!
*fans self*
now if i could get Baldy up there to correct my grammar, i'd be all set!
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 1:59pm.
Does anyone else remember John Tesh's 'secrets' on Conan?
(loud whisper) SEEECRETSSSS!!!
LOL, I love those. I found the "When Teshes Attack" Conan clip last night.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg840aTb6Os
Kitty Kelley is a lying sack of shit, but I am looking forward to the tabloids cannibalizing all this crap and forcing Oprah to acknowledge it.
i have the one book kitty kelly wrote on frank sinatra. it's like this caligula meets fear and loathing ridiculousness, but it was entertaining for sure because i'll never know if some of the more horrifying stuff is true.
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Does anyone else remember John Tesh's 'secrets' on Conan?
(loud whisper) SEEECRETSSSS!!!
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Ay dios mio - so that's where Brit Brit's weave hairs go to die. He's looking decrepit.
This has got to be pure bullshit. Steadman is more exciting than this keyboard tickling megabore, and that says a lot.
I love how Kitty Kelly had to put a racist spin on the breakup, as opposed to what it no doubt was... two people who weren't compatible. What a sensationalistic, provoking loser.
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Like an overcooked, boiled hot dog sliding in and out of two huge chunks of raw roast beef.
I imagine this is what bryant gumbels parents look like.
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i hope there's no video of this coupling...
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Sounds like the mighty fist of God to me...
Hope that's an old pic. cause Tesh isn't looking to good these days. Ewww
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 1:14pm.
I haven't heard the words of the day but when I do catch the show I like the germ stories he does! Who knew you can nuke your sponge for one minute and kill the germs on them?
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Oh this dickhead is the one who gives vocab words on his radio show to "make you smarter", right? I swear to fucking God one day I was listening to that shit and his vocab word of the day was like "simplistic" or something. UM, YOU'RE fucking goddamn simplistic in the brain if you think I'm that fucking stupid! Tell me something I didn't learn in fourth grade, fucking dipshit!
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Stoney, he used to be Mary Harts side kick as host on Entertainment Tonight.
LOL@M.E.! Harsh, dude. But ok - you get a pass;p
Also: Check out this picture. Oprah's eyelashes are tryna run away.
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I used to work as a receptionist at an art gallery in Chicago when I was in college. One day a very homely, dumpy black woman came in carrying a FABULOUS Chanel purse. "That's Oprah Winfrey!" one of the dealers told me, drooling. She looked scared and wouldn't meet anyone's eyes, so I left her alone.
angel-i: because his radio show is on in the mornings when I drive to work...on the only fucking rock station we have here, so, I am forced to listen to his 5 minute "Intelligence for your life" bits.
And he talks about he and Connie and their daughters lives ALL THE TIME.
No joke, I yawned when I heard that on the news this on the news this morning. This is dirt? Please. And Kitty Kelly is lying scum. I'm sure she put her own little spin on the breakup bit anyway. I just yawned again.
On a another drastic thought, thank the Lord they didn't create anything from their fudge ripple debauchery. It would have been one fugly kid....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q
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hmm, i like his nice baritone speaking voice - he could order me around anytime.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
I'm going to break into John Tesh's house in the middle of the night with a pair of scissors and KILL that thing on his head.
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WHY,WHY, WHY didn't she irreversibly destroy his fingers when he left? That would have saved me the pain of listening to his lame ass music every time I got in the car with my dad in the mid 90's.
Don't even get me started about dad's "Zamfir" and the pan flute phase in the mid-80's.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 12:51pm.
Can't wait till his Nazi mistresses start coming out to the tabloids
Wouldn't it be Nation of Islam mistresses in this case?
*would like to remove image from brain of Tesh melting Oprah's chocolate like a snickers on the dash of a car in the middle of July*
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Is this the gymnastics guy?
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