Monday, April 12th 2010

Bombshell Is Sorry

This is rich! Or should I say, this is reich! Bombshell McGee is the one who made this mess public when she sold her tales of the Vanilla Gorilla to InTouch Weekly for $30,000, and now she's throwing Sandra Bullock a flurry or "I'm sorries" for MAKING THIS PUBLIC!

This is the kind of bitch right here that will shank you in the asshole in front of everyone, watch you cry as your anus bleeds, and then hug you while telling you she's so sorry. Dies hündin!

In an interview with Australia's TodayTonight, Boobshit barfed out this nonsense: "I do feel guilty. I feed bad for Sandra. Wait, she doesn't have any Jewish blood in her, right?"

No, she didn't say that last part, but she was probably thinking it. Boobshit went on to say, "I'm sorry for your embarrassment. I'm sorry all this is public. I'm sorry for everything. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I'm sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation."

Yes, I'm sure Bombshell cried a million tears of guilt when she deposited that $30,000 check into her account at the National Bank of Dumb Whores (my bank of choice). If Bombshell was a self-respecting whore with a drop of class, she wouldn't have went public. She would've simply rang up Vanilla Gorilla and demanded a dumpster load of cash in exchange for her silence. Didn't she watch Dynasty as a child?!

Obviously, Bombshell did it more for the publicity than the money. Don't you miss the days when whores weren't also famewhores? Sigh.

And I'm truly sorry for posting yet another picture of this rainbow of diarrhea. That was a heartfelt apology.

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Bowchickawawa's picture

Myntee,
I've thought the same thing and wondered how long it will be until we get to see "The shocking photos of Bombshit McGee before the tatoos, shaved eyebrows, fake tits and STD's!" on some tabloid cover.

I still wish everyone would stop giving this piece of dog shit an extension of her 15 minutes. I think it is terrible to even give her a platform to air her terribly self-serving and insincere "apology".

Myntee's picture

Is it just me or does any one think the tats, extreme makeup and chichi balls are all a not-so-effective distraction from how ugly she is in the face area? (not to mention the personality area)

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TripleS's picture

Tis better to be a rich whore, than a broke ass fame whore.

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Whatever's picture

Can this idiot be anymore desperate to keep her name in the spotlight?

tomahawk's picture

"Diese Hündin" though i'm not sure that this would be somehow insulting.

But we had a good day laughing about Jesse James and how lame he is. I never saw one of his shows until recently when i wanted to know what he does for a living. i nearly fell asleep - his show is boring, he is 100% boring. i won't understand why anyone wants to fuck him.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

You've got to be kidding me....uhhh....I'm sorry I fucked your husband. God what a stupid bitch.

leica's picture

The only thing she's sorry about is that she didn't more money out of it!

Whore used to be just plain ol whores, not famewhores. MK is right, those WERE the good days! Real hos know when to keep their mouths (and legs) closed. Gutter trash like this does not.

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Thanks for the guide. So true.

Cindyloo's picture

She, like Tiger's hos, wants to extend her 15 minutes of 'fame'.

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Helena's picture

It could be the early-morning bong hit talking, but "this is reich!" made me laugh-cry.

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simoneenomis's picture

If you're going to be a famewhore at least be a smart one. She could of got WAY WAY more than $30,000 for her story if she had just blackmailed Jesse. Hell, she probably could of blackmailed Sandra too.

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WinnieT's picture

Ho.Ly. Shit. That first comment had me instantly mad until I read further and saw it was all from MK's imagination.

The rest? Just embarrassing on her part. I don't understand why she's still in existence.

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Can you imagine what all that ink is going to look like in a couple of years? She looks like she rolled around on top of a couple of comic books and the drawings stuck to her like silly putty.... ________________________________________________
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

This lame excuse for an apology is just a way for her to gloat and whine more.

BS quote: "She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed....I'm sorry for her embarrassment and pain."

Translation: "The more I focus on how badly she feels, the more powerful and significant I feel for being the cause (well, the first cause, not the only one). If I keep piling on adjectives to emphasize her humiliation, I'll shift the focus from the fact that the man I did everything to steal dropped me like a hot potato to try to win her back."

Quote: "I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was."

Translation: "Because I need to cash in on the sympathy vote Sandra's getting, now that I know people aren't laughing at her for having a cheater husband but are rallying around her instead. Girls, unite! And I love Jews and blacks!"

Quote: "If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation."

Translation: "Selling my story to a tabloid was not my first choice for how to humiliate Sandra. I would have much preferred to laugh at her from the red carpet as I strutted around on his arm. But since he didn't leave her for me, I had to be creative in finding another way to ruin her life."

Shut up, crawl back under your rock, and stop fucking (with) married men, idiot.

freshfacestripper's picture

i can't with this chick and this story. they are all fucking nasty.

KA's picture

And yeah I know there are people out there saying this, but as soon as Sandy hooked up with Jesse James, I said to myself, "Sandy, you in danger girl." It didn't shock me at all. Once a piece of trash, always a piece of trash.

KA's picture

God DAMN this woman is UGLY! I'm sick of seeing her Nazi ass everywhere!

KT's picture

jesus tapdancing christ i'm sick of this bitch.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

HORZ, don't tell me that blue tattoo on her knuckle is some illuminati shit!

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Trina's picture

Um....they wouldn't be in this situation if she kept her filthy mouth shut.
what a piece of shit.

MickeyHolland's picture

The nerve of this woman! Cashing in on the whole sleezy story and then milking her fifteen minutes with some lame-ass apology. She did manage to make me laugh though, with her claim to be duped by James. A bottom feeding shark like her, yeah right.

Naughychimp's picture

Funny how Sandra has been able to totally create a lock-down in her own world, as has Jesse. No information is leaking from their friends or family - well, with the exception of famewhore George Lopez who was the only one to talk to the press about his visit with Sandy... his show is going down the crapper so anything to keep his name in the news. It's more or less radio silence from their camps while they deal with their personal sh&t in private.

Is McGee sorry? Maybe she truly is. But once you've slept with a married man and sold your story, no one cares whether or not you feel bad about it afterwards. You're just another sad hooker with no dignity who's teaching little girls everywhere that the easiest way to get your name in the papers isn't by finding a cure for cancer or writing a great novel, but by screwing a celeb and then selling the tale.

Still, as gross as she is, VanGor is a hundred times grosser. My deepest hatred is reserved for that cheating scum.

EatYourVeggies's picture

I hate it when hos feel betrayed to find that they're not the only ho in the picture. Really now, you're surprised to find that a dude cheating on his wife with you is going to have more than one piece on the side? STFU and die please.

Violet's picture

she has the same gutter trashy air about her as Lohan. i'm surprised they aren't bff's.

Green Is Good's picture

Donald Trump was the last douche to have a hot mistress.

Sibsi's picture

I know MK has to kinda follow some popular stories -- shit, this woman(or rather her role in fucking with Sandy) has been haunting me even when I' at the supermarket -- but I'm rather disgusted by this affair by now.

I could ignore Tiger Woods, b/c frankly, I never cared for that fucker anyway.

This entire incident though gives me the creeps and I wish it would go away.

Jesse James, if you're still in rehab, please stay there forever, so we don't have to see you/your disgusting whores on gossip blogs/tabloids again, thx, bitch.

@4lice4nn on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:17pm.

agreed. thinking the same thing earlier. you know that shit is 'wet n wild' crap, and BS doesn't know she's got too much crap on. ridic.

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4lice4nn's picture

BTW, can someone tell this trick that 2 inches of eyeliner on the bottom lid doesn't look good? Take that 99 cent Wet N Wild liner away from her, PLEASE!

4lice4nn's picture

STFU, bitch. Nobody cares.

I'll give her some credit. She probably can suck a mean dick. I'm sure she's had plenty of practice in truck-stop bathrooms.

buddhistgirl69's picture

I'm sure that sincere apology * insert major side-eye action* tickled the bottom of Sandy's cold dead heart. Bitch is working for 5 more mins. of fame.

you know, she;s starting to grow on me.....

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cadebra1961's picture

p.s. YEEEESH, what fugly manhands 'she' has, among her many other wonderful attributes, LOL! What a cuntilicious, diahrreal waste of skin. I can see why Marilyn Manson was offended the other day when they compared Skanky McGee with him!
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crazyinjapan's picture

Surely she didn't really believe that VanGor would leave Sandra for her. She's not just scummy, she's delusional.

cadebra1961's picture

Accoding to Dictionary.com, this is the definition of skank, or as some of would say: in the dictionary under the word 'skank', see Bombshell McGee:

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skank (skāngk)
n.
A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music, characterized by bending forward, raising the knees, and extending the hands.

Disgusting or vulgar matter; filth.

One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman or girl.

intr.v. skanked, skank·ing, skanks
To dance the skank.

[Of Jamaican origin.]
skank'y adj.

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_fail_'s picture

"I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was."

Yeah - not so much.

KidL's picture

This woman makes me skin crawl. I wish she would crawl back under her rock.

peopleperson's picture

Sandra should thank this nazi famewhore whore for coming out! She saved her ass.

Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 9:26pm.

I wish she would apologize to the universe for bombarding us with her skank ass skankish skankiness...she is the definition of skank...go fuck yourself you skanky skank and I think if will christen her Skankshit Skankee...
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second this hilarious assessment. only probs is, the universe would laugh its ass off at any skunkity skank "apology" she might have - hell, can she even form a heartfelt, eloquent apology worthy enough? me thinks not; tis truth. any attempts by BS (lol, pun accidentally made) would incite Hera and Zeus to conspire w/ "dark matter" and she'd be the next medusa w/ a quickness. BS better not push it.

you have christened her; she should thank you (regardless of decreed title) for some acknowledgement. you are too generous. =P

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The Mad Catter's picture

Imagine if she lived to be 85 how grotesque she'd be with saggy folds of sad, multicolored flesh hanging from her used-up cumdumpster of a body.

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babybunny's picture

I wish she would apologize to the universe for bombarding us with her skank ass skankish skankiness...she is the definition of skank...go fuck yourself you skanky skank and I think if will christen her Skankshit Skankee...

RainbowBrite's picture

Submitted by Auntie Mame
OFF TOPIC (kind of):
Back in the old days a mistress got houses, jewels, carriages, servants and cash. Modern skanks have devalued the pussy something awful. TSK! TSK!

Word! These skanks can learn a thing or two from Fancy.

On Topic: This broad just needs to go away, now.

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moomarse's picture

she's just loving every bit of attention we all give this cunt..... so stop.

and, I know a MUCH better tatt artist, IF anyone needs one ~ obviously, SHE does! justafyi...

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

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Submitted by chlyn on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 8:31pm.
The ink job on her boobs looks like it ran in the rain.
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Winnyfranfran's picture

What a nasty, worthless cunt.

cadebra1961's picture

Why oh why is this wretched cunt seem to be so relevant & newsworthy. MK, surely you could come up with better posts than this ca-ca, and how. I wish this Nazitwatwhoreloserdouche would marry Robert Blake already & be shot 5 times point-blank. BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG!!!!!
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