Jakey On GQ
It really doesn't bother me that Jakey Gyllenhaal looks like a delicately oven roasted chicken lollipop in granpappy's Easter suit on the cover of GQ. But it does bother me that they oh-so-carefully placed his tie OVER his special bubble boy area. Cock blocking is offensive in any form.
Anybigheadonlittlebody, Jakey talks to GQ (via HuffPo) about everything from Heath Ledger's death to life without a beard to play Mall Madness with in the middle of the night.
Jakey on Heath's death: "I don't really like talking about it. That period of time was...it was difficult. He was very sensitive. He didn't always have a sense of performance in his everyday life. He knew who he was. I think actors very often, they know how to present something, and that's part of their job. I think he was just really sensitive. We often used to do a lot of things together, because people were very interested in him and I think we felt safe together. Even when we did Brokeback and stuff, it was like my work was the only thing that mattered to me. It was like I could only understand or define myself through doing that. Life, I didn't totally understand. And I think I was afraid of life. And I had success in my work, enough success that you could keep going back there. But after that happened...I think I recognized that it was work. And I recognized that this is for real."
Jakey on being single: "It's...it's okay.... It goes in either direction. I think it's important for every man to find the right woman and every woman to find the right man.... Who am I to say what the most important thing in life is? The best answer I could give to any of those things is that I really don't know. Particularly right now in my life."
Every man has to find the right woman and vice versa?! Fuck me in the throat with a Reese Witherspoon romcom. If by the "right woman," Jakey personally means the perfect lady friend who will tell you to brush your teeth because your breath smells like old jizz or who will throw a cocktail in the face of the fuck buddy who did you wrong, then I'm right there with him. Every straight man needs a straight woman just as much as every fruit needs a fly.
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I love Jake although the answers to these questions sound like rambling. Any decent journo would not write down an answer verbatim as it doesn't translate.
I don't think Jake is gay. I think he has been raised in a very open way and I find him compltely inoffiensive. He comes across really well and funny in interviews. Given that you get the self involved crap from the likes of Cruise, Pitt etc I can say I take Jakey any day! Glad he is no longer with Reese though.
I love Jake although the answers to these questions sound like rambling. Any decent journo would not write down an answer verbatim as it doesn't translate.
I don't think Jake is gay. I think he has been raised in a very open way and I find him compltely inoffiensive. He comes across really well and funny in interviews. Given that you get the self involved crap from the likes of Cruise, Pitt etc I can say I take Jakey any day! Glad he is no longer with Reese though.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 1:14am.
I agree with all of your points. He has a healthy relationship with his family, doesn't famewhore and doesn't throw himself on every available piece in order to get his picture in the tabloids. You're right - WHAT A PIG! It's a sad day when conducting yourself with a modicum of class gets you slaughtered in the press.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 12:42am.
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What I do like about him is that he doesn't seem to feel the need to run to the tabloids and dignify all the speculation with a response. That speaks volumes.
And I don't think it's PR bull, both him and Maggie have been around for ages and I've never read a story about either one of them falling out of a club, flashing their 'situations' or screwing someone else's significant other.
And he wants to get married?? THE PIG!! :))
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 12:30am.
CSG, I don't know much about him but I read this from his Wiki bio.
Gyllenhaal's Bar Mitzvah celebration took place at a homeless shelter because his parents wanted to instill in him a sense of gratitude for his privileged lifestyle.
He sounds pretty grounded to me.
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Islandgirl - this is the kind of stuff I've been reading about him all along. Maybe it's just PR bull, but if it is, it's been pretty consistent for years. Also read that Reese broke up with him because he was too focused on getting married. And that's a bad thing? After reading about scumbags like Tiger, Jesse and Steven Seagal, that sounds pretty damn good to me.
CSG, I don't know much about him but I read this from his Wiki bio.
Gyllenhaal's Bar Mitzvah celebration took place at a homeless shelter because his parents wanted to instill in him a sense of gratitude for his privileged lifestyle.
He sounds pretty grounded to me.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 11:49pm.
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Sal, what was his fight with Drunken Stepfather? Do you have a link?
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 11:25pm.
The only vibe I've ever got from this guy is the "duh/slow/retarded" vibe. I've never understood what people find attractive about him. He looks like he's straight out of a special ed class (to me).
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Shandi, I like him because he seems to be a low-key guy (I don't think he could have achieved his level of success if he was duh/slow/retarded). I'm so sick of buttholes like Gerard Butler - it's obvious the only way that doughboy can get attention is to attach himself to Jennifer Aniston. Jake just seems like a nice change of pace.
The only vibe I've ever got from this guy is the "duh/slow/retarded" vibe. I've never understood what people find attractive about him. He looks like he's straight out of a special ed class (to me).
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I'm no expert, but I'm not getting a gay vibe from Jake. From what I've read of his background, he was raised by enlightened parents who encouraged him to be appreciative of diversity. Does anyone else know more about his background? I always got the impression that he was just too nice for Hollywood.
I don't think he's gay, and if he were he wouldn't be in the closet. People read too much into this shit he's saying and still don't know the context of the answer.
I liked Gyllenhaal until his recent fight with DrunkenStepfather. I'm still going to give him the benefit of the doubt and not think that he's a total douche.
Submitted by Pandora4 on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 10:48pm.
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Actually, Ricky Martin tried these non-gender-specific commenting and people always said that he was gay. A straight person would actually reply the way Jakey did.
A straight person normally would have said "the right PERSON", without specifying gender in that particular spot. Nice try, Jakey.
He sure don't look Persian.
While I've always found Jakey to attractive, he's never given my gaydar a tingle. Not everyone in Hollywood is gay, male or female. Although we love to speculate about it, hope that they are and make fun of them for being "closeted", it still doesn't make them gay. Like Hugh Jackman, who is and left me the most beyootiful note on his pillow this morning when he left. :P
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HOLY CRAP! Warn me before I scroll down on that shit! Where the wonk is he looking?
I don't understand a word of what he said. What a load of convoluted, trying-to-sound-deep, nonsense.
Honestly, who finds this guy hot?
Did anyone notice how HUGE his shoes are in the last pic?
They look like the shoe on the maggot leg, which I DID not wish to be reminded of, shit.
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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 4:10pm.
funny, the more liberal a person is, the more intolerant and close-minded they always are.
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He's jewish?
I can't explain it,
but the dude looks like a cookie jar to me.
"Because your self-important sense of PC liberal bullshit isn't what most people embrace. Btw, your closeminded bullshit annoys me."
Good, that makes my afternoon. :)
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1. He doesn't look/act gay (even in Brokeback)
2. He is kinda hot, sexy eyes & smile
3. Seems like a nice & sincere dude
That is all...
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I dated someone that looked like Jakey, but taller and hotter.
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He is okay looking.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
There goes his book deal.
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A beautiful man. If he had a bad-boy edge, I think Reese would probably of stayed with him. He comes off as goody two-shoes and too nice. I know, I'm horrible.
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I stared at this photo forever. This boy is so damn gorgeous!
He is so fucking gross and gives me the creeps.
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Submitted by BostonMike on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 3:54pm.
Right, because conservatives are the party of the open minded, fighting the cause for equality for all......yup, you betcha!
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I'm not "fighting" for equality of anyone. Neither are liberals, except the right to tell people how and what to think.
funny, the more liberal a person is, the more intolerant and close-minded they always are.
For those who are perplexed as to why or how people think Jake is beautiful, may I direct you to Exhibit Q:
http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jake-gyllenhaal-shir...
I mean, come on. Butterface or no (and I vote no) - and regardless of your taste - you gotta admit that's a smoking body.
He was so cute in "The Good Girl"
Right, because conservatives are the party of the open minded, fighting the cause for equality for all......yup, you betcha!
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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Tue,
Because your self-important sense of PC liberal bullshit isn't what most people embrace. Btw, your closeminded bullshit annoys me.
That is not a very good picture at all.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 3:16pm.
"I think it's important for every man to find the right woman and every woman to find the right man"
That's an odd response. I thought he was a Democrat, why didn't he just say something like "I think it's important for a man or woman to find the right PERSON." His reply about Heath made NO sense. He's cute, but he annoys me.
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Because your self-important sense of PC liberal bullshit isn't what most people embrace. Btw, your closeminded bullshit annoys me.
"I think it's important for every man to find the right woman and every woman to find the right man"
That's an odd response. I thought he was a Democrat, why didn't he just say something like "I think it's important for a man or woman to find the right PERSON." His reply about Heath made NO sense. He's cute, but he annoys me.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 3:03pm.
I really don't buy this dude is gay for one simple reason: if you're a closeted gay in hollywood struggling to STAY in the closet, the LAST ROLE you would choose is that of a closeted gay. Period.
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It's called "misdirection". Works like a charm unless the dude is obviously teh ghey. Like Jakey Wakey.
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I just simply see no indication that this dude is gay, other than that he played a gay man onscreen, and that's hardly an indication of one's sexual orientation! Plus, being a gayelle with a bunch of gay friends, my gaydar is fucking top notch. And homeboy isn't making it spin. But whatevs...
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 2:57pm.
Why is he STILL pulling Heath Ledger out of his ass (no pun intended) after all this time??
Ummm...because he's still being asked about him?
When HL first died, Jake was criticized for not putting out some kind of "public statement." He kept what he was feeling to himself, and people bashed him for it. Now, he's finally talking about it, and people are mad about that!
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Uh huh. EVERYBODY wants to open up when they've got something to promote. What a coinky-dink. He shoulda made like Nicole Kidman when asked about Tom Cruise: No comment. It's personal. NEXT!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 3:03pm.
I really don't buy this dude is gay for one simple reason: if you're a closeted gay in hollywood struggling to STAY in the closet, the LAST ROLE you would choose is that of a closeted gay. Period.
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It's called "misdirection". Works like a charm unless the dude is obviously teh ghey. Like Jakey Wakey.
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I really don't buy this dude is gay for one simple reason: if you're a closeted gay in hollywood struggling to STAY in the closet, the LAST ROLE you would choose is that of a closeted gay. Period.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 1:43pm.
"It's...it's okay.... It goes in either direction.I, however, only go in one: gay. I think it's important for every man to find the right woman and every woman (me) to find the right man. Who am I to say what the most important thing in life is? Who am I to deny myself the peen?. The best answer I could give to any of those things is that I really don't know. The best blow job I could give to any man is, well, you don't want to know. Particularly right now in my life. Particularly because I'm gay."
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Ha! LMAO! Exactly.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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He looks horrible. Thought he was cute in Brokeback Mountain though.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 2:57pm.
Why is he STILL pulling Heath Ledger out of his ass (no pun intended) after all this time??
Ummm...because he's still being asked about him?
When HL first died, Jake was criticized for not putting out some kind of "public statement." He kept what he was feeling to himself, and people bashed him for it. Now, he's finally talking about it, and people are mad about that!
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