Keanu Reeves is All Sorts of Dirty

Keanu Reeves gave the paparazzi a special Christmas greeting outside a friend's home in Los Angeles. Hopefully he went inside that house and filled the tub with boiling hot water and then poursed some bleach up in there and soaked for a few hours. Let's hope he then took steel wool and some Ajax and scrubbed his skin for a couple of hours. He needs it. Ho looks beat. That being said, I'd hit it.