Tila Tequila Terrorizes The Bronx
Tila Tequila briefly left her post at the bridge last night to promote her new song "I Fucked The DJ" by poppin' her pussy at the Crazy Horse strip club in the Bronx. These pictures are slowly causing me to deteriorate like School Teacher's original upper teeth in Hookers at the Point. But I did notice one curious thing in the picture above.....
What is a refined lady like this doing in a queef bubble like that:
Look at her with her hands crossed all lady-like. I bet her friends played a cruel belated April Fool's joke on her. They told her that a man who like her loves oldies, vintage Lincolns, Ava Gardner movies, macrame, and everything Little Debbie has to offer would be waiting for her at the bar at Crazy Horse. She quickly rushed from her job as an assistant office manager to meet him there. But instead of finding true love that night, she found Tila's goblin bits all up in her face.
She could only sit there speechless while witnessing Tila crash and burn into a strip pole. The poor lady never thought in her life she would watch the second coming of the Hindenburg disaster live. And her friends better not laugh at her when herp warts start to grow on her retinas. They could at least give her that. They got her into this mess!
Here's more pictures from last night. Make sure to cover your monitor with a dental dam before proceeding. If your eyeballs can only handle one picture, go with the first thumbnail. It has everything you need: troll nipple, single dollar bills, back hair and ass acne.
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WTF? A stripper with back hair?
She's pretty sleazy, but I'd tap it anyway.
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That's a really classy audience she's dancing for... backwards ball caps, sweatshirts, and then the poor dear taking notes in gynecological row. Who the hell sits in the front row unless you want some body fluids spraying your way! In Canada they have a real classy thing they do now, where men throw 1 or 2 dollar COINS at a card or something that you put on different anatomical areas...spread your legs, lick a card and have some drunk firing coins hard at your body. Nasty job, she must be out of money!
Not as klassy as Kim Kardashian getting piss facials, but cut Tila some slack. She's in a mourning/preggo/postabortion/postpartum-induced psychosis.
Gah--rosss...
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Tequila has a meth face....give me the hot white bitch in Shauna Sanders lucite anyday!
I think DEATH got her and Casey Johnson mixed up ...damn that DEATH...wear your fucking glasses will you? there's no shame in being old and blind but kill the right bitch.
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Straight men are pigs! Strippers in the Bronx have back hair. Deal with it! Thanks, Tila, my hangover just got waaaaay worse!
*verges on vomitting"
Det LaToya, I think she's taking a picture
*revokes your detective's licence*
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Ewwww, is that the devil baby from the Passion of the Christ.
This is about as erotic as a hobo flashing.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 7:15pm.
Say what you will about Tila Tequila but she is an EXCELLENT tramp. And that was a conscious decision on her part! It's the only thing she gets right.
So true angle...she looks perfectly comfortable in her surroundings at the club. It is part of who she is.
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Yeah and those tights ARE cute. Her whole outfit's cute and it looks good on her. Not to say she doesn't look skanky as hell but at least she doesn't offend me by doing it wrong.
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The best photo is the one where the stripper has one hand on Tila and the other hand and her eyes on her phone. Tila is just that boring.
The boy with the magical eyebrows is her "personal stylist" (can you believe that someone would admit to that title?), Mr. Bradshaw. http://twitter.com/mrbradshaw
Hey! At least she made enough for the apple & a drinkie!
I completely forgot she was supposed to be preggo. Thank God she is NOT spawning anything into this world.
Bitch is crazy.
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Poor thing is working thru her grief...mmmmmmmm.
she looks like a demon child.
I'm such a slow one. I thought "Gayelles" was gay elles as in gay females. I didn't know it just means any ladies in general. I don't know. I think I'm getting it confused.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 2:48am.
Isn't the fat guy with the gloves her main gay? That's the kind of standard I would expect from Tila, a 'special' looking main gay.
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I can't get over that guy's eyebrows, his little gloves and his too small washed out jeans. Not cool, baby. But I still feel sorry for the dude having to be that close to TT. He just doesn't want to be there. That is a look of embarassed uncomfortability.
As for Tequila wasn't she the girl who said like 6 months ago that The Game (or The Dream or name any other rapper) got her pregnant and was being a deadbeat about it? Whattagwan? Did she miscarry or get an abortion because she really doesn't look like a pregnant woman approaching the end of her second trimester.
And office manager lady. MK brought it. She is the funniest character in there. I wish she was in all the pics. Also a girl who strips for a living as pube looking back hair? That isn't even soft downy fluff. That looks like pubes growing on her back. Referring to 2nd thumbnail pic. Ew.
Isn't the fat guy with the gloves her main gay? That's the kind of standard I would expect from Tila, a 'special' looking main gay.
HAHAHAHAA even the fat guy is ignoring her!! LMAO@the $1 bill pile, too. I think I saw a buffalo nickel in there.
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Let's not forget she is a MySpace baby. She got her fame by being provocative and making slutty music on MySpace. She had like a gazillion friends. She was so popular on MySpace that MTV gave her a reality show. She's always been like this. Nothing new. Make that money Tila!
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I'm SO happy I'm going to school so I don't have to do stuff like this for a living. This looks GROOOOOSS. Like, eeeeeew.
Fuck you, curiosity! Where's my fucking Purell???
third thumbnail is priceless!
i think she's barking up the wrong tree with these two. look at the gloves on the guy on the right so sessy
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Michael also missed the brother with the fabulous eyebrows in the third thumbnail. Those eyebrows are works of art!! Not even a chola from da hood could pen them any better.
No one in da Bronx gives a shit. You can tell from their faces.
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Submitted by SMiTTy on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 9:04pm.
With all the Mess that is going on there... Her Tights/stockings are kinda cute
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I agree, the fishnets are cool, too bad this hot mess wearing them isn't - downright skanky & fugly & classless. Uggghhh!!
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That lady could be the Ingrid Casares of the Crazy Horse. She pobably OWNS the joint... Or she just stopped by for a drink after work and decided to stay for the show. Gayelles need time to unwind too you know. Or she was getting some quick pointers for when she got home later on.
With all the Mess that is going on there... Her Tights/stockings are kinda cute
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 8:51pm.
Speaking of stripclubs..I saw Joslyn James at the Pink Pony last Saturday..didn't even know that bitch would be there, I guess she was only there b/c of the Masters Tournament (Augusta is just a few hours away)..So she demanded an apology, yet she got on stage with a green jacket on, and at one point had Eye of the Tiger playing..oh the hypocrazy (hah, just has an MK typo moment)..unfortunately I gave her a dollar (drunk pity money), and she used her mouth to grab it from me..ew.
lol, she's klassy with a capital KLASSY!
Speaking of stripclubs..I saw Joslyn James at the Pink Pony last Saturday..didn't even know that bitch would be there, I guess she was only there b/c of the Masters Tournament (Augusta is just a few hours away)..So she demanded an apology from Tiger, yet she got on stage with a green jacket on, and at one point had Eye of the Tiger playing..oh the hypocrazy (hah, just has an MK typo moment)..unfortunately I gave her a dollar (drunk pity money), and she used her mouth to grab it from me..ew.
Holy smokes, that is one ghetto bar. All those 20-something guido patrons. Eep.
On the bright side, it's clear that Tila is going to make a wonderful mother.
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Somebody needs to notify the Dept. of Homeland Security & the Centers for Disease Control STAT! Can you imagine all the std mutations that are taking place there??? I think we've found a way to stop Al Qaeda...you know their immune systems don't stand a chance against that shit!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 7:15pm.
Say what you will about Tila Tequila but she is an EXCELLENT tramp. And that was a conscious decision on her part! It's the only thing she gets right.
So true angle...she looks perfectly comfortable in her surroundings at the club. It is part of who she is.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
A hole dolla ... wow. These guys know they're getting their money's worth.
That "refined lady" is probably Tila's manager btw.
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Submitted by mbar on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 4:48pm.
MK, it's called Buttney. (Not "ass acne.") Get it right. Or Assne would work.
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How about Crackne?
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Well, at least she can easily make change for laundry day.
Ewwww. I don't know what's more offensive -- this sociopathic, balloon-headed fire ant's pathetic, unending quest for attention; the greasy, creepy, loser patrons of this bunghole; or the female back hair.
*Furiously hunts down puppy pics to minimize retinal trauma*
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 5:13pm.
I hope the photog in the second last thumbnail has a wide-angle lens on that camera he has shoved up her twat. He's going to need it.
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And a 2 by 4 to keep it from being sucked in.
I guess he's filming it for "The Black Hole 2"
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I looked pretty closely, didn't see anthing larger than a $1 bill. That's funny to me!
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Love the background woman's expression.
That about sums up the whole sordid spectacle!
Ok I don't even know WHERE to begin with all this fuckery. But hehe @ the refined lady. What the hell was she doing there anyway...
Say what you will about Tila Tequila but she is an EXCELLENT tramp. And that was a conscious decision on her part! It's the only thing she gets right.
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People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
MJ, you missed pic 5. There's obviously a delicious plate of something behind Tila that Tiny is giving serious thoughts to devouring.
Pic 10 pretty much sums this girl up. Straddled by a pot bellied stripper whilst simultaneously being given the house seat for a view of another stripper's waste disposal unit. All while being showered in about $30 of 1's... living the dream.
--thanks awfully--
Has anyone mentioned how this troll is trying (hard & failing) to look like casey johnson? or did i miss something and that was another whole post? She's been riding the crazy train for forever but her wearing same color contact lenses, and dying and cutting her hair exactly like the dead supposed ex-girlfriend totally creeps me the fuck out.
EW at that other stripper with all the back hair... WAX IT, girl. It's like, your job.