Kim Kardassian Tries Something New....
Kim Kardassian usually only licks the chocolate part of a Butterfinger, but The Sun says that she recently sucked on the orange part in Madrid. Apparently, Kim and Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo touched tongues in a restaurant in Madrid after one of his games. I know what you're thinking, but Cristiano's skin is so damn crispy that he probably looks black in dim lighting.
Some source says that after Kim and Cristiano mouth fucked in a restaurant, they went back to his place where she stayed for almost four hours. The next day, Kim went straight to the airport from his house.
Can you imagine Kim (who is covered in bronzer) and Cristiano (who is covered in Crisco) fucking on each other? It probably looks like an oily otter chewing on a piece of pork fat. Greasy ass fucks! Cristiano probably couldn't even stick it in, because they both kept slipping around like they were humping a Slip 'N Slide. They had to hold on to something sturdy so they didn't slide across the room and break things. No bueno. If my abuelita was here, she'd throw both of them in a jar and keep them under her kitchen sink for when she needs to fry platanos.
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Submitted by KT on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 2:51am.
yea for real, if i EVER was in love with a man so much i let him do something like that to me and it got out i would run away to some island somewhere and hide for 20 years, but shes like oh na lemme get wrangle up the whole fam and make a tv show!
totally bizarre
kimmy i agree 100%! some people have NO shame!
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i unfortunately have seen it, and yes she most definitely gets pissed on. how you could not be completely ashamed and run and hide and instead create a reality show about it is beyond me. money talks i guess
to the person below me, i wonder that too because i didn't see the sex tape (nor do i want to) either. i am so sick of hearing about this no talent twat. she's almost 30 years old and she needs to get her shit together. screwing a slew of men and posing for bikini ops at the beach are a little ridiculous.
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this is a dumb question I'm about to ask. I didnt see the whole sex tape. Does it really show her getting pissed on or are people just exaggerating/spreading a rumor? I really cannot believe she truly did that and that is why she is famous.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 10:26am.
so basically christiano paid to pee on kim...i'm sure there's a video that may accidently get released in the near future...
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Wouldn't surprise me if she upped her famewhore game with scat. Not joking -- still find it both hilarious and pathetic that a woman this gorgeous AND well-connected went straight to gutter ass pee porn to join the Paris Fameforfucks Express. So having poo flung at her in a vid and then claiming that it was just a couples' spa mud bath gone RAWNG in post-leak interviews is no stretch.
Cristiano Ronaldo : not my type
Kim Kardashian : not my type
I wonder why I even bothered to type this.
This isn't true. And let me tell you why. This is a Kardashian and while they fuck on anything with a jersey, they don't do it quietly. One's fucking on a champion basketball player, one used to fuck on a champion football player, now one gets the opportunity to fuck on the ex-best Footie player in the world and there were no cameras around to catch it? Hell no. Kris would have called them up and told them how to get that money shot.
Too bad for Kim he's playing the World Cup and not hanging around Hollywood for the summer. She could have had her chance (like Paris last year). She'd be well on her way to fucking every type of athlete.
As for Chrissy, he likes his woman slutty. Dude has fucked on more call girls than Charlie Sheen. But the thing is he doesn't fuck around with famous chicks. He has screwed on some women in the spotlight, but once they start recieving attention, he drops them. No one takes the spotlight off Chrissy.
She has a stone face look, and I don't like it. She is an attractive young lady, but the plastic surgery is making her look unnatural.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
Now that Kim has lost weight, I bet she'll stop fucking black guys. They were there for her when she was too fat for white guys.
She'll probably get the ass implant removed next.
There is no way they hooked up. Maybe they were hanging out for publicity but they have not and will not hook up.
he's bi and she is just ick nast.....so they belong together...I hope they make each other miserable...they both deserve it. Well, there goes my appetite with that crisco visual...thanks alot MK!!
you made me spew out my tea! ahahahahaah! I love you, MK!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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What's the matter Cristi? Not content with being a piss poor symbol of our country, you have to add insult to injury and bang as many tasteless skanks as possible?
And here I thought Nereida was the lowest he could find. I was wrong, apparently. Same style, a few more bucks.
UGH. And to think there are little kids all over the country who aspire to be like him.
Ronaldo is so fucking disgusting...
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 10:43am.
Sooo agree with you on that. Especially actresses, your face is an important part of your work. How can you show emotion when you look permanently surprised and nothing moves when you talk or smile? I want to see people like Gena Rowlands
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I heard he is a ho fucker a la Charlie Sheen (but could anyone be as bad as Charlie?)
Kim is starting to look like she's made out of plaster.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Someone needs to let Kim know that this is not an improvement and since she is upwardly HObile I thought she'd know better.
EPIC FAIL!
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US mag is written by dumb fucks too, he is Portuguese not Spanish as they said more than once. Which means fyi, he is uncut and large.
Well HIS face looks like Tommy Girl....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Just a thought...If plastic ass LA were blown to pieces, imagine what that'd do to the ozone layer...
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She looks trannilicious in that photo.
OMG yepyep!! That FACE!!! So that's what you looked like BEFORE, huh cunt?!
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Submitted by misskitty on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 9:28am.
Damn, I think she did have something done to her face. Her eyes look odd. Why? She is not even 30. This is just getting ridiculous. We are going to have a whole generation of children who will never know what a real 40, 50, 60... year old woman looks like.....I just find it amazing when I watch re-runs of the Golden Girls and see woman who actually look their ages! Hollywood women need to say eff it and just stop trying 20.
Sooo agree with you on that. Especially actresses, your face is an important part of your work. How can you show emotion when you look permanently surprised and nothing moves when you talk or smile? I want to see people like Gena Rowlands or an older Katherine Hepburn who have lines and expressions on their faces.
they'd make a nice couple:
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/264310-kim_kardassian_fell_asleep_sun_hug...
http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/cristiano-ronaldo3.jpg
I'm always reading about how Mamma Kris hates Scot Discik (the s is silent,) so much because "he is lazy, and everyone in her family has such a great work ethic."
Doing what?!
Bein' whores?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 10:02am.
Bossy, I hear ya. The fact that this bimbo has over three million followers on Twitter makes me stabby.
The fact that she gets paid $10,000 per "ad" tweet makes me stabby. The ad company says, but she's limited to one ten grand tweet per day. Oh, that makes it much better then!
so basically christiano paid to pee on kim...i'm sure there's a video that may accidently get released in the near future...
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 10:22am.
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*shrieks*
yepyepyep, I love it!!! look how different her face is......I want to fucking punch her in the face every time she lies.
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I love this pic of KK
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I was joking- her face is so fucking plastic it is a joke. she was prettier in 2007 when she was natural, and exotic looking.
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"Some source says that after Kim and Cristiano mouth fucked in a restaurant, they went back to his place where she stayed for almost four hours. The next day, Kim went straight to the airport from his house."
This sounds very much like a fuck-for-cash kind of thing.
I know, I know, she is rich, blahblahblah, but some hos are, you see, naturals. It's a calling.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 10:09am.
Stoney, stop being so jellis. She has NOT had ANY work done! Why don't you believe her?
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I think she gets her lips injected. If you look at her from waaayyy before, they seem more Lisa Rinnaish.
I also think her breasts have been touched in some way..either implants or a lift.
You know how there's a Hot Chicks with Douchebags website? Well, in honor of this coupling, somebody needs to create a Douchebags with Douchebags website. They're both utterly ridiculous.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Stoney, stop being so jellis. She has NOT had ANY work done! Why don't you believe her?
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His dick won't be big enough. Trust. Oh, and nice old lady plastic Tampa face.
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Bossy, I hear ya. The fact that this bimbo has over three million followers on Twitter makes me stabby.
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This is the last Kardashian post I will ever respond to or click on. Just wanted to vent that this chick is a "celebrity" for no reason and I don't want to read about her. "People" is undated with Kardashian pictures and articles all the time and it's absolutely ridiculous. She has done nothing other than put PR into overdrive. Enough already.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 9:50am.
Deb, I know- remember how fucking angry I used to get about Paris? that is the way I feel about Kim now.
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PSL, they are both so skanky and vapid, and for that, they get paid. They piss me off too.
Just don't change your name! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Deb, I know- remember how fucking angry I used to get about Paris? that is the way I feel about Kim now.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink.
Why is this hooer famous other than being a star-fucker/urinal?
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Awww MK did you finally let it a rest about Christiano being gay?
Tho I don't blame you ..he is gorgeous and very metro european
so yummmmmyyy and I don't believe anyone who would say he groped Kim
plz .... I just don't see that happening
and Reggie Bush in a suit pictures gave me some orgasmssss the other day
DAAAAMN KIM ... why u let a cock like that slide?
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Look how fucking plastic her face looks in that picture!!! yeah, keep telling us how you haven't had any work done Kim. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink.
His rosary beads are a nice touch.
I'm sure he fingers them often.
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