Friday, April 16th 2010
Nothing Like A Pap Smear By The Pool
Kathy Griffin got a poolside pap smear today to raise awareness about cervical cancer and the cameras caught all of it for her reality show My Life on the D-List. Cue her mother screaming: "Goddammit, Kathleen, the whole world doesn't need to know your goddamn cervix by face! Jeeesus Christ!"
In addition to the cervix party by the pool, Kathy also got an Edward Cullen necklace on her bikini line afterwards (I refuse to call it "vajazzling").
So if you happen to be swimming in that same pool this weekend and come across cervix lint*, you now know where it came from.
And I'm honestly surprised that Tyra Banks didn't think of this first! TyTy's vagina was made for a televised pap smear.
*I have no idea what cervix lint is.
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holy shit Kathy, I think you need to eat some cheeseburgers.
I love her again.
Good for Kathy for promoting cancer awareness and the importance of having an annual pap smear. Plus she looks great in that bikini.
Cervix lint, if I find any of Kathy's I'll post it on e-bay.
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I don't know if she'll help fight cancer with this stunt, but she probably caused a few people to have involuntary bulimia. Here comes my omelette. Woman needs to keep her lady business off my TV, nasty. What's next, a colonic?
Soooo, the dr., tech or whatever wore no gloves.
EEEWWWWWWW
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I liked Kathy Griffin about 5 years ago, for about 5 minutes. That voice! That face! And the caca that flows from her lips!
KG, YOU can suck it, beyotch!!!!!
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Submitted by OVO-606 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 11:02am.
MK would introduce the celeb with his snarky commentary as the celeb enter a stage, then the celeb would go on to be relentlessly heckled by the Dlisted-commenters who are all lined up in the audience. (Okay, maybe it would be a bit harsh.)
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Submitted by justincase on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 12:24am.What a twat.
...said the doctor.
I bet her poor assistants were just relieved that they didn't have to give her the pap smear.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:32am.
Submitted by OVO-606 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 6:42am.
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 9:40pm.
And I can't stand her "comedy".
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Come on! Have you ever seen a full show?
It's like DListed in real time. Luvs it!
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I don't know if that is directed to me or RedVelvetCake (since the quoted part here is what I responded to, although I forgot to separate the quoted part from my reply)...
?
..but I have to admit I've never seen a full show. Real time Dlisted sounds promising though. Although I'm thinking now *real* "real time Dlisted" would be lot more interesting. Instead of writing a blog post, MK would introduce the celeb with his snarky commentary as the celeb enter a stage, then the celeb would go on to be relentlessly heckled by the Dlisted-commenters who are all lined up in the audience. (Okay, maybe it would be a bit harsh.)
When a hot ginge opens her legs for a public pap-smear, an angel gets his wings.
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Submitted by mutlee on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:52am.
Anyone who makes fun of other people like she does must be one bitter angry bitch. Sorry Kathy, spreading your legs like that in public and advertising your snatch for free aint gonna get the boys to cum a runnin.
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Hey, wait now. I make fun of people day in and day out (here and in real life) and I'm not a bitter angry bitch. I have been known to spread my legs in public a time or two though, but I'd NEVER do it for free. I am all klassy like that.
I KID!! *crosses legs* :)
Her one note comedy routine is dying a slow death.
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Anyone who makes fun of other people like she does must be one bitter angry bitch. Sorry Kathy, spreading your legs like that in public and advertising your snatch for free aint gonna get the boys to cum a runnin. Jokes on you...haha.
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bitch slap!
Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:00am.
@Angel_I
I know! My damn bedroom closet is next! I have the weekend completely off, no plans, so I PROMISED myself I was going to tackle some jobs I've been putting off.
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You totally sucked me in. That, and my kid woke up threatening to spend the whole day saying: I'm bored! We're all hard at work now!:)
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People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Her Vajazzeling should spell:
"Fame Whore"
that would be funny.
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she looks great for 100 years old...
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@Angel_I
I know! My damn bedroom closet is next! I have the weekend completely off, no plans, so I PROMISED myself I was going to tackle some jobs I've been putting off.
But Dlisted is kinda like crack. Ya gotta keep coming back for a hit, lol.
Ok....back to the closet I go.
Wait, Kathy Griffin's show is still on? Really? People watch that shit?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:38am.
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I don't blame you. I wouldn't want to see twat's twat either. :P
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:36am.
Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:32am.
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:)
Seriously though, would this make you run to your nearest OB-GYN?? Yikes.
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I couldn't even see myself wandering over to see what's going on, that's fersure.
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:35am.
Damn it... I've got the contents of my hall closet strewn all over my living room waiting to be organized and I'm on here procrastinating.
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Don't go! You'll make me feel bad! A couple of days ago I emptied my entire closet cuz it was SO freaking full, it was taking me forever to get dressed cuz I couldn't find anything....anyway. Most of that stuff is still on the floor. I don't WANNA! :(
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Those look like mirrors behind the Dr. Ever think that someone on a higher floor has a cellphone camera and her twat can be posted all over the internet? Maybe that was her intention.
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Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:32am.
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:)
Seriously though, would this make you run to your nearest OB-GYN?? Yikes.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:32am.
Come on! Have you ever seen a full show?
It's like DListed in real time.
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Ain't THAT the truth!
Damn it... I've got the contents of my hall closet strewn all over my living room waiting to be organized and I'm on here procrastinating.
Getting up to finish the job. Ugh.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:29am.
Poor Kathy. She heard the word "pap" and thought it was a photo op
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Ba dump dump!
Good one, lol
Submitted by OVO-606 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 6:42am.
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 9:40pm.
And I can't stand her "comedy".
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Come on! Have you ever seen a full show?
It's like DListed in real time. Luvs it!
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:30am.
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Hahaha! I'm here all week. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:29am.
Poor Kathy. She heard the word "pap" and thought it was a photo op.
Oops.
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*Groan!* :)
That sounds like one of her jokes, right there.
(DISCLAIMER: I love Kathy Griffin!)
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
MizRo! I haven't seen you in forever!
Good morning everyone.
Poor Kathy. She heard the word "pap" and thought it was a photo op.
Oops.
Kathy was great as the terrified neighbor in "It's Pat". That was probably when her career peaked for me.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 6:57am.
The resurgence of Parisite Hilton is what's killing me: she's all over the place again and that is one "woman" I wish we could get rid of for good.
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Hey, Miz! I was thinking the same thing--- wonder how long it'll be before we see the obligatory snatch shots when she's getting out of a limo/dancing on a table/walking down the street?
3...2...1...
*gag*
Looky what I found!
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/creative_grooming_or_tortuous.php
Kathy Griffin is a horse's ass.
MK, please wake up so we can boot this bitch off the top post.
Submitted by mutlee on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 3:52am.
I thought that for a pap smear they would swab her mouth cheeks.
Oh, SNAP!
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Submitted by blubld43 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 6:56am.
"Now which male fame whore is arranging his public prostate check?"
My guess is Spencer Pratt.
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I don't think they can get up there because Heidi has shoved her head too far up it
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As annoying as she can be (not to me, because I love her offensive ass), this is a really good message to send. If I looked as good in a bikini, I would do the same thing.
Her stand-up routine used to be great.
Now? I wish she'd be less in-your-face and more about real humor and excellent delivery.
I think she may mean well but goes about it in such a loud, aggressive and rather TOO public way.
She was good in a L&O SVU episode recently.
I vacillate: don't love or hate her but I can stomach her.
The resurgence of Parisite Hilton is what's killing me: she's all over the place again and that is one "woman" I wish we could get rid of for good. Sorry for the tangent.
"Now which male fame whore is arranging his public prostate check?"
My guess is Spencer Pratt.
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 9:40pm.
And I can't stand her "comedy". She's way too coarse. The only time she was suitable for any audience was that one Seinfeld episode she did about the hot sauce that looked like Charles Grodin. At the end, Kramer says to her, "Lady - you need to shut up!"
I agree. Some people can be crude/rude/vulgar/insulting AND funny at the same time, but because they can actually deliver it in a funny way. Kathy Griffin just does it in a cunty way, in that scathing loud voice of hers that is just annoying.
Submitted by ploppsicle on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 5:28am.
I would say 'only in America' but I bet Katie Price would do something like that
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Katie Price is probably screaming at her agent as we speak.
"OI!! What am I paying you for? I want an on-camera enema, and I want it NOW!!"
Meanwhile, Alex hovers in the corner. :)
But... its painful... and private... why would you want to do that on TV :'(
I would say 'only in America' but I bet Katie Price would do something like that
Seriously??? I hope the doc found any left bits of dignity down there...
I thought that for a pap smear they would swab her mouth cheeks.
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bitch slap!
not gonna lie, kathy looks pretty fab in a bikini. im jealous!