Hot Slut Of The Day!
Priscilla Caputo (formerly known as Priscilla Russo) - model, actress, host, collagen hoarder, owner of a pair of museum-worthy eyebrows and Howard the Duck's favorite wet dream girl!
From what my ass gathered through Google searches, it seems Priscilla sometimes models, sometimes acts in stuff, sometimes hosts crap, but mostly she shows up to events looking like antiduckface.com just exploded all over her mouth. A VISION! Basically, Priscilla is a beautiful sight for sore anal glands.
Everybody should get a glance of Priscilla's beauty at least once in their lives. Unfortunately, not every creature will get a piece of Priscilla's gorgeousness since I'm sure she's been banned from every zoo on the planet. When Priscilla shows up to the zoo, the chimps and baboons get a serious case of the weepies because they know their genitals and anuses will never EVER be able to compete with her plumpity plump lips. And they are right.
Here's more of the ravishing Priscilla who probably applies lipstick with a paint sprayer. Lisa Rinna, kindly take a seat.
(Thanks Mary)
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That's really sad...
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This is what I see when I look at this face:
http://www.dsphotographic.com/g2/12649-3/Baboons+-004.jpg
Oh sweet Jesus, no.
[edit - Let me amend that. I want to go back to school, get a medical degree, and ultimately become her plastic surgeon.
Then, the next time she goes under anaesthesia for a procedure, I will make everyone else leave the operating room and give her a big-assed, bulbous red clown nose.
It would totally be worth the effort and ensuing malpractice suit.]
How on earth did I miss this vision of loveliness? Holy shit.
Dysmorphic much?
those lips have to be silicone. I think it's illegal to inject silicone right into the face now, isn't it? it's considered a time bomb because it could always disfigure your face at any given time. think of Priscilla Presley, who got injected with industrial strength, low-grade silicone (the kind they use in auto parts) at someone's house. these women are idiots.
Thumping Disco Christ, that is fucking horrific... my eyes!
I nearly get incoherent with this kind of hideous vision. The bigger the lips and boobs the deeper the depth of self-loathing. I hope young girls realize that.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
her plastic surgeon must be laughing all the way to the bank.
My abuelita said you shouldn't eat to much chocha because your face could stay that way.
Doctors that do these things should lose their licenses.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
As anyone can tell, these people have mental illness. But why doesn't anyone ask them to get help before they do such horrific things to themselves?
"Lisa Rinna, kindly take a seat."
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Bwahahahahahahaaaa.
ha.
that is funny.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
again no comment seriously
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Perfect metaphor of the proverbial train wreck.
Just further proof that MABTW.
Wow--she can float on water with those things.
Speaking of collagen hoarding:
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj195/zfiledh/crazeh/lyn-may.jpg
(That's Lyn May, BTW)
I AM THOROUGHLY FRIGHTENED oh why oh why did i have to browse dlisted right before i hit the sack?
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Is this bitch BLIND??
I needed to see what this "woman" looked like before she totally fucked up her face. Well, her "modeling" is quite interesting. She's basically a fetish porn star.
Here is one of the few pics I could actually post - it's somewhat NSFW, but nothing like the others.
http://www.kenmarcus.com/promos/priscilla.russo.erin.sinclair/source/ima...
She was actually quite pretty. It's a shame she ruined herself.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
i think those lips might be a side effect of hanging out with plastic surgeons.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
i thought this was some kind of a joke, or a clown trick of some kind. sadly, it is not. . no one on earth can possibly find that attractive. even ethnic women with naturally beautiful full lips have never had lips this huge and montrous. this woman is the stuff of nightmares.
I bet she sounds just like Mushmouth from Fat Albert when she talks.
"Give me just a sec, I hafta touch up my lipstick."
*fills up Wagner Power Roller*
You know, I don't often say things like this, but I hope that hurts. I hope that causes her actual pain.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Holy fuck, what kind of funhouse mirror do these people look into to think they look good?????
i'm not convinced this is a woman...
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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is she for real?
I wonder if she has a tattoo on the inside of her mouth that says "inflate to 60 psi."
Oh my word ! Her lips look like one of the rectums in those meth fueled bareback 1,000 load videos.
AY, GÜEY!!
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Seriously this is the shit of nightmares!
Oh the horror!!!
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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"
This ho bag laser her brows and got brow temp tat up
bitch u lazy or did you thought everyone will think your brows naturally lookin like chinese penis centipede!
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Where art tho Mr Big!
who the hell decided that inflated lips was a good look ?!? how can this woman possibly look in the mirror and think 'yeah.. love it' ??? the world has gone mad.
and these freaks call themselves models...damn I wish the puffy lipped look would go away alredy...everyone, no exceptions, looks like shit with collagen, lip transplants...nobody looks good with them...and I mean NOBODY!!
Thank you, thank you. I haven't laughed that hard since the Aaron Carter wedding announcement.
As for the antiducklips site... like crashing an Al-anon meeting. Good times.
"Boy you gotta purty mouf..."
Reminds me of the Vaudeville black face makeup.
(not intended to be offensive)
she's gotta make them even more ridiculous-looking by applying a light-colored lipstick.
she must go through a dozen tubes of lipstick per week.
I just had to click that "their genitals and anuses" link...... OMFG MK! *dying*
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
"a beautiful sight for sore anal glands"
yep..... not much more can be said.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
What the fuck is that?? Quick set it on fire then beat it out!!!
I didn't know Janice and Animal from the Muppet Show had a daughter.
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She looks like a cross between Lisa Rinna and Snooki.
The Navy could land fucking aircraft on that bottom lip.
Bleeding Christ! And to think she paid good money to look like that ...
Can she see her feet in the shower with those lips?
What doctor in his right mind would actually DO this to a patient?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
With red lipstick she looks like a flesh-eating plant. A Venus Peentrap!
laughable!
I didn't think ANYONE could make Lisa Rinna look like a normal human being, but this misguided dimwit just did it.
Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield's line in Caddyshack "Last time i saw a mouth like that,it had a hook in it"
Aiieeee!! *jumps under bed*