Sunday, April 18th 2010

I Can't....

Fuck the evil salesperson at Anchorblue who sold Pat "hookers and coke" O'Brien every single item from their "Mid-Life Crisis Collection" so that he could fit in with the "hip kids" at Coachella.

Bitch looks like SamRo down to the fiery pubic landing strip over his mouth. The cell phone strapped to his waistband is just the dehydrated cherry on this Viagra sundae. I bet he's wearing a cock ring too... WHY?!!!!?

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Aw hell to the NO! I would have more respect for him if he showed up in a mascot costume--oops he did. I'm surprised he's not doing the underage sex tourist thing with Gary Glitter in Asia. What a P.O.S.

Let this be a warning to those not-so-aging gracefully rockers, you know, Most of Them!

DizzyGuy's picture

I saw him on Maury...isn't he really 7 years old but just has that aging disorder?
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johnnysgirl's picture

Oh dear!

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Submitted by karen on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 4:44pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 12:23pm.

hotpocket has a point. BUT. I kind of doubt that Pat knows who a fraction of the acts are. I just get the vibe that he's there to score on some heat-addled drunk underage poon, and maybe get some cred so Extra doesn't replace his sorry ass with someone younger.

In most "scenes" there are older people who, far from being ridiculous, are sort of revered figures. The younguns like to hear their stories about jamming with so-and-so and what it was like to see so-and-so live, etc. If someone has a true love of the music or art or whatever, people aren't going to laugh at them. It's when they're glomming on because it's "hip" or something it gets ridiculous.

It's something you can't really describe .................................................................................................excellent point about the older folks at concerts. at least back in my day(late 80s early nineties) the older folks would always be sitting in the gold circle sections and be very generous with their drugs.................good times..........

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We are still there in the gold circle seats and I still always share my very best head stash! :-)

When I was a younger woman, in my 20's, and at GD shows, it was the older attendees who would look after all us kids. There was a certain feeling of safety in "experimenting" because you could pretty much count on random fans to help you out if you forgot your own name or where your peeps where. Hey, it happens. Nowadays though, at shows for other jam-bands, the hippies there are mostly posers and that same feeling of safety doesn't exist. Instead of protecting and helping a stranger, they'll pick your pockets and leave you for dead. I try to return the kindnesses that were extended to me years ago but there is so much distrust these days. I often get a side-eye and "I'm fine" from someone face down in the dirt, tripping their minds out.

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'Tard.

agirl's picture

Those are false teefs. Yuk.

chicagokristi's picture

Eww- and I thought it was gross when I initially thought it was Danny Bonaduce. But Kinky Pat? I think I'm going to be sick...

I think Pat is posing SANS FARDS!

literarylioness's picture

This is wrong in so many ways! Anyone notice the black socks with the sneakers? That screams "old man" like nothing else. Scary!

sonah22's picture

omg LMAO. That is too much!

Zonko's picture

That Cars shirt was about the worst possible "vintage tee" choice that fucking dweeb could've made.

Dude looks like a puddle of vomit from the top of his asshat to the toes of his Sketchers.

chaka1's picture

His face is cracked...and on the ground...

dulcecali's picture

His teeth are as yellow as his dyed mustache!

EWWWWWWWW!

looks like danny bonaduce
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

looks like danny bonaduce
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

mike's picture

lol, I just noticed the pants (I hadn't looked at the thumbs, and had assumed he was wearing shorts)! I don't think I've seen pants like that since about 1993.

justincase's picture

The cell phone on the waistband negates any real or faux "coolness" and instead instantly defines the wearer as a damn pepaw. I see Michael Lohan when I see cellphone at waist.

*runs away screaming at the thought*

Infamous's picture

aww hes really trying to fit in with the 'cool kids' god he looks like shit

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scisan60's picture

He is about as out of place as Jenna Jameson at a Square Dance.....If I saw him coming my way I could hear a hundred people saying "Who's the douche"?

Poopele's picture

Burgess Meredith Lives!

Chilly's picture

If you are old enough to have attended the original woodstock (with your kids)... stop.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 3:03pm.
Or maybe he's just ugly.

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I'm gonna go with that. ^

scary monsters's picture

Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy Jeans that you're wearing?

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 5:17pm.
He and Danny Bonaduce would make an attractive couple. I'm sure they have a lot in common, and I betcha neither one of them could get it up.
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ScarfnBarf's picture

He and Danny Bonaduce would make an attractive couple. I'm sure they have a lot in common, and I betcha neither one of them could get it up.
*BARFS*

Manimal5's picture

Where's the Village Hipster Store...I feel so uncool.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 12:23pm.

hotpocket has a point. BUT. I kind of doubt that Pat knows who a fraction of the acts are. I just get the vibe that he's there to score on some heat-addled drunk underage poon, and maybe get some cred so Extra doesn't replace his sorry ass with someone younger.

In most "scenes" there are older people who, far from being ridiculous, are sort of revered figures. The younguns like to hear their stories about jamming with so-and-so and what it was like to see so-and-so live, etc. If someone has a true love of the music or art or whatever, people aren't going to laugh at them. It's when they're glomming on because it's "hip" or something it gets ridiculous.

It's something you can't really describe .................................................................................................excellent point about the older folks at concerts. at least back in my day(late 80s early nineties) the older folks would always be sitting in the gold circle sections and be very generous with their drugs.................good times..........

karen's picture

Fuck the evil salesperson at Anchorblue who sold Pat "hookers and coke" O'Brien every single item from their "Mid-Life Crisis Collection" so that he could fit in with the "hip kids" at Coachella.....................................................................m.k. no one can put thoughts to world like you can. i laughed my fucking ass off at that one. love his "cars" shirt he probably paid 200 dollars for at a vintage shop tryin to front like he saw them in the late 70s....

cadebra1961's picture

Isn't this dude like 60 years old or something? Grow up Pat, you're too old to be a frat boy, ya loser!
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anna hannah's picture

My LOSER Ex-Fiancee used to wear these exact pants, way back in 1990 when they were first being sold, I can't bring myself to say when they were in fashion, cause they just looked to ugly to ever be in fashion. Anywho, my ex was five foot three, had a napolean complex and we used to have to shop in J.C.Penney's kids department to buy these pants. In fact, I'm wondering if that's really Pat O"Brien and not my Ex, yeah he'd still be wearing those faggity assed pants.

Centaurious's picture

I just noticed in the last pic, his BOXER BRIEFS are showing above his pants, and it says, clear as day, "NANTUCKET".

What a fucking poseur.

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LisaRose's picture

This would have scared me if I saw it first hand!

Oh Pat you're so fucking hot. Let's get some coke and go crazy!

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Submitted by Noelegy on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 1:36pm.

At least he's old enough to remember the group that's emblazoned on his shirt, unlike these hipsters I see running around these days. (These kids today...)

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THANK YOU! I wonder what's so "mid life crisis" about a guy wearing a shirt of a band he ACTUALLY LISTENED TO? I think MK tries to hard to bitch about everyone..it's lame.

I'm so sick of these poser douchebag 20 year olds walking around in t-shirts of shit they've never seen, heard of or listened to.

When I'm in my 50's, I'll be walking around in a Prince or Madonna shirt, and say fuck you to anyone who gives a shit.

LisaRose's picture

This would have scared me if I saw it first hand!

Centaurious's picture

Cough...I'm sure that's a non-alcoholic drink in his hand.

Isn't he an ex-raging alkie/cokehead?

He doesn't look at all healthy here.

AT ALL.

Or maybe he's just ugly.

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Noelegy's picture

At least he's old enough to remember the group that's emblazoned on his shirt, unlike these hipsters I see running around these days. (These kids today...)

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Submitted by Cowjam on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 1:11pm.

He ain't sober, Dog.

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Oh. I thought he was. :-(

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madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha... that's rough. I wonder if he said things like "I'm trippin' out dude, this place is so whack. This act is so tite, man. I totally dig downloading shit onto the internets, you know what I'm saying? Onto the Tumblr and the YouTubes. I'm so down with hanging with my peeps".

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Evil_Cupcake's picture

Hey, Eddie Van Halen looks hot! I love him with the lighter hair.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Pat appears to be a 'mature' homosexual!

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 1:11pm.

He ain't sober, Dog.

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He's giving the thumbs-up and the victory sign. Way to double down on that douchery, dumbass.

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

what a screamin douchebag. you can't recapture your 20's, you old goat. get with the program.
you look like an idiot. yuck.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 11:48am.

I thought it was Bonaduce, too! LMAO

This is just pathetic.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

I actually recall when he did the sportscasting gig. (How old am I? ;p)

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Submitted by Cowjam on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 1:04pm.

And he's been sober for a while now, yes? What's his excuse du jour? Not saying alcoholism is something to make light of at all.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 12:57pm.

Alcoholism is a bitch, Dog. I was plastered during most of those Glory Days myself. I've been dry for 18 years now.

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@Cowjam. I didn't know he'd been a sportscaster but I can totally see him doing it and I don't doubt he was very good at it. When and how did he become a fucking joke?

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