Sunday Crumbs
A pregnant Betty White wielding a chainsaw while riding a John Ritter Centuar. If I owned a car, this piece of high-art would be airbrushed on my hood - Neatorama
Charlie Sheen shaved his toupee off. His head is almost as smooth as the vaginas of the call girls he keeps on pay roll - TMZ
Yeah, I'm Oprah's long-lost father too..... Get in the back of the line, daddy - Radar
Danny Glover's old ass got arrested for trespassing. Meanwhile, his Lethal Weapon co-star Mel Gibson is still roaming the world freely - HuffPo
Kelly Bundy is engaged to be married! I hope she does the Bundy Bounce down the aisle - UsWeekly
Twatter Battles: Jenna Jameson vs. Kendra's mama je'e - ONTD
Fishsticks Paltrow will not be partaking in lezzie tranny sex with Nicole Kidman after all - Socialite Life
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@ Mabel Hodges 4/19/2010 8:58am
You can pick up a Merc on pretty much any street corner where you see the daily (The Oregonian) newspaper box. Look for white with red lettering on it.
Holy F.
I thought this was a caption this results & reading down going what the hell.. Kinda funny.
Mabel is going to be in Portland on Wednesday. WHERE CAN I GET A COPY OF THIS???
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Love,
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
M.K. ~ that Betty White painting would look better on the side of a 1974 van.
If the van's a rockin', dont' come a knockin'. Oh yea.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Meowrr on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 4:06am.
Is Jenna Jameson actually criticizing Kendra for shaking her booty after baby? Honestly, when her own babies were born, it's not like they came down the "road less traveled" so to speak. They should have been shrink-wrapped in latex before being allowed to exit THAT birth canal. It's a good thing she had boys because girls would have been knocked up on the way out.
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now THAT was some funny shit!!!
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Karl: There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
Yoo Hoo, Ghostie??? It's "centaur".
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Submitted by Meowrr on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 4:06am.
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Hahaha! Somehow, I don't think those kids entered this realm out of her birth canal. They slid down a stripper pole.
Poor babies. :(
Is Jenna Jameson actually criticizing Kendra for shaking her booty after baby? Honestly, when her own babies were born, it's not like they came down the "road less traveled" so to speak. They should have been shrink-wrapped in latex before being allowed to exit THAT birth canal. It's a good thing she had boys because girls would have been knocked up on the way out.
What you see is what you get. It ain't cheap. It ain't free, but it's undeniably me.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 12:46am.
Why is Chelsea Handler on here and why she 45 and claim to be young? bitch pleae!
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exactly...
though I am a bit disgusted because she said virginity is something awful and because she drooled over the chipmunk beiber in the clip (yes I watched it, I feel guilty)
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I will not come home drunk
I will not come home drunk
I willnt come hom drunk
I willna brom hom drunk
I wina dunk hum brump
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 1:21am.
Maybe Jameson was being ironic?
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Hi Mickey. :) Jenna Jameson wouldn't know what the meaning of the word "ironic" was unless it jumped up and bit her on the ham wallet. :P What cracked me up was her calling Kendra a heathen. That is just DARK SIDED!!! hahaha
That car would have to be a 1979 6.6 liter Trans-Am, with the T-top. Just sayin'...
Maybe Jameson was being ironic? Uhm, noop, on second thought moronic is more her thing. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Lets see, what's worse: a new mum going out for a night on the town or mommie acting like a prostitution whore?
LOL at Gwennie being too tired to act. Me thinks she fears looking like a fatty next to Kidman, but then again, most of us would.
Not sure about Ritter and White, because one of them is dead and the other is somewhat iconic. A tad lacking in respect?
a preggo betty white and a centaur dead john ritter... THIS. JUST. MAKES. ME. FEEL. WEIRD. that is all! carry on!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Gwythn Asshole aint dont shit since that fat ass movie they play on tbs. bitch please!
Gwythn Asshole aint dont shit since that fat ass movie they play on tbs. bitch please!
Why a porn star hatin on a TV star? bitch you get fucked in public for a living...the hell?
Why a porn star hatin on a TV star? bitch you get fucked in public for a living...the hell?
Why is Chelsea Handler on here and why she 45 and claim to be young? bitch pleae!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 10:27pm.
Jenna and Kendra need do some bikini mud wrestling.
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TOTALLY psychic dude! I was just thinking the same thing.
Come on girls - just take these pillows and vent out those frustrations once and for all!
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Jenna and Kendra need do some bikini mud wrestling.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
What a way to denigrate the memory of John Ritter! As someone on Neatorama pointed out, that horse is a mare (female).
question: does anyone know how to change the avatar? I've been trying to upload a new one several times it keeps showing the old one...T_T
edit: nevermind it finally works :D
Wow...Jocelyn Wildenstein is one scary woman. The youtube clip is really funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjNjTPQVSYQ
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love the cover :D
and so happy for Christina Applegate!
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haha, that picture is awesome. Betty White can do anything.
LOL @ the PM cover.
Congratulations, Kelly Bundy :) Seriously, I hope this relationship is a happy one for Applegate and really works out. She's had more that enough of her share of heartache the last few years.
Really don't care about the other sluts.
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
-- Says the slut from Full House with smelly feet :P
Submitted by get serious on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 8:39pm.
Now, Now tigerlilly. No need to get upset. I'll read it to you again:
"Once upon a time, there was a braindead dumbass named Kendra, who's biggest life goals were to get porn sized fake tits & show herself naked in a magazine & or be a stripper. She got into a twatter fight with a delusional porn whore named Jenna, who lacked any self respect or self esteem..."
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read more, Auntie Getty....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Now, Now tigerlilly. No need to get upset. I'll read it to you again:
"Once upon a time, there was a braindead dumbass named Kendra, who's biggest life goals were to get porn sized fake tits & show herself naked in a magazine & or be a stripper. She got into a twatter fight with a delusional porn whore named Jenna, who lacked any self respect or self esteem..."
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 6:03pm.
End of story???? *blinks tiger eyes*...I was just getting into it...READ IT AGAIN! READ IT AGAIN! I don't wanna go to bed yet!!!! *throwing tiger tantrum*....
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Submitted by get serious on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 4:19pm.
Betty White is cool. Kendra is an empty headed sperm dumpster (fake tittied idiot #1). Jenna Jameson is a delusional slutty whore who thinks she's much more important than she is (fake tittied idiot #2). End of story.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I love how Jenna Jameson is gettin all up in Kendra bidness for shakin' her ass whilst she's a mother all at the same time countless dudes be jakcin' it to Jenna takin' it up the ass like a mother...Hmmm...which of da chirruns gonna be mo' shamed once they precious lil' fingas can type? Hmmmm..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Miami on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 6:30pm.
Jenna's uterus must be so jacked, she should be grateful to have children at all. How she is going to explain being a prostitute, and a porn star is beyond me. Bitch needs to focus on her kids. stay off Twatter, and leave the plastic surgeons alone.
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Damn Straight! Jenna Jameson is a broke down, plasticized, over-the-hill slut! I don't think little Hank will care that his mom had some fun one night while, but how are Jenna's kids gonna feel finding out their mom was a whore on film? Jenna needs to worry about her own kids.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 3:51pm.
It was SO hard to figure out what reason they could have to use that as the cover.
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Crack.
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Sounds about right.
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Oh that makes me wanna join twitter.
not.
Jenna needs to let Tito do all the fighting and shut the fuck up.
Jenna's uterus must be so jacked, she should be grateful to have children at all. How she is going to explain being a prostitute, and a porn star is beyond me. Bitch needs to focus on her kids. stay off Twatter, and leave the plastic surgeons alone.
Good lord, I must have my head up my ass. I thought all these site links under the picture were caption winners....I was sitting here going "huh???"
I have to say that Kendra's mom may be my new favourite person after this Twit:
"@xnjgirl : Jenna Jameson better keep her rotten ognorant comments to herself....."
YOU ARE OGNORANT GURL
But seriously, I remember her from either Girls Next Door or Kendra's broke-ass reality show and I was appalled that there was actually a woman who staunchly believed that the best her daughter would ever amount to was to be a glorified stripper at the Playboy Mansion. Talk about having low expectations for one's children.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 3:51pm.
It was SO hard to figure out what reason they could have to use that as the cover.
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Crack.
Submitted by get serious on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 4:19pm.
Betty White is cool. Kendra is an empty headed sperm dumpster (fake tittied idiot #1). Jenna Jameson is a delusional slutty whore who thinks she's much more important than she is (fake tittied idiot #2). End of story.
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End of story???? *blinks tiger eyes*...I was just getting into it...READ IT AGAIN! READ IT AGAIN! I don't wanna go to bed yet!!!! *throwing tiger tantrum*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kendra's mom's name on Twitter is xnjgirl?!?!? I realize Kendra's mother is probably 34 or so, but really.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 4:43pm.
Just so any famewhores out there are wondering, I am a freelance twitter argument creator. For a small fee I will post and create the perfect twitter war for all your media publicity needs.
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I have one word for you:
Britney.
She needs to get in on this shit.
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 4:27pm.
Both of these airheaded bimbos need to go back to what they are good at: sucking sweaty balls, and getting fucked by pepaws. Twatter is an instrument of the devil.
(and i cant believe i read that shit all the way to "ognorant")
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ROFL! I was just thinking the same thing to myself. I can't believe I read all that.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 04/18/2010 - 5:20pm.
White people!
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LOL! But you can't say that.
I had to change it to:
Imperialists!
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Yay! Twitter wars!
I have one word for Jenna: Projection.
♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
That's Portland, Oregon all the way. Sadly, there aren't enough drugs in Portland, Maine.
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Not a fan of either Kendra or Jenna ---- but jeez, the woman who acted as a cum dumpster on film has the nerve to wag her finger at another woman for going out and having fun one night when her husband and son are out of town?
Porn whores should only do what they are supposed to do--stick a dick in their mouths and only speak when spoken to. And even then only to answer, "Yes", when asked if they like sucking dick. I also hate it when that other two bit whore, bitch ass lucas tries to get considered as an intelligent being. Bitches, if you were intelligent you wouldn't be selling your diseased bodies to anyone who can pay the paltry sum.
who the fuck is Jenna to give anyone advice on how to behave? Mothers are entitled to have fun. Your life doesn't end when you have a kid.
I will always be a Betty White fan
Kendra & Jenna are both useless twats HOWEVER I think Kendra was just having fun, it wasnt that serious she is still young
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