A Trainwreck Hits Camden: The Sequel
Amy Wino loves her new tits so much that she has attached herself to an even bigger one: her ex-husband BLAAAAAAAKE Fielder-Civil! Wino is definitely bumping crack boxes with Blaaaaaaake again, because the two were spotted all over Camden this past weekend. As Wino and Blaaaaake walked down the sidewalk, every dealer in Camden pirouetted and leaped through the streets. Even the roaches did the dick slappy dance, because Wino and Blaaake being back in the neighborhood takes the heat off of them. Re-direct your cans of RAID.
The Sun says that Wino plans to move Blaaaaaake into her new Camden crack den. Wino apparently bragged about being back with Blaaaake on her Facebook page. Wino wrote: "The king and queen of Camden are coming home."
REJOICE! Camden should celebrate Wino and Blaaaake's return by throwing them a parade. Specifically, a parade that leads them from Camden to a certain fiery pit in Iceland. No, I don't mean that. Although, if Blaaaake was thrown into a volcano, a billowy cloud of heroin would envelope the planet. That's one way to go.
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She must've had something done to her face too because she's looking a little Giselle-ish in the face (onthe right side) and also a lot like that Madame Tussaud's wax figure of her from back in '08 (on the left side).
Can the doctors also make it possible for her to walk fully upright? Her posture in every pic I see of her looks like she's been caught in the middle of doing the Roger-Rabbit.
What? She thinks that brand new slippers and big titties are gonna fix their problems?
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Please Wino isn't even the worse trash Camden has to offer. It's like a hipster douche wasteland.
Some people just don't want to do better....
oh Amy, haven't you had enough of that dick cheese?
What happened to that cute tranny he was infecting/dating ?
And are those new ballet slippers ?
I get a urinary tract infection just thinking about these two doing it.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Those are bigger implants than the ones she had a month ago, when did she get them re-done? Still fug, another girl that ruined her looks and will never get them back.
Those are bigger implants than the ones she had a month ago, when did she get them re-done? Still fug, another girl that ruined her looks and will never get them back.
Blech - they look smelly.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Such a pretty/sexy couple. I love that she handed their bodyguard??? her shit to hold. She's such a diva star.
And the drug dealers are doing the running man dance and are all excited because 2 junkies are always better than 1...all that money to be spent. They're singing Hallelujah!!!!
And what does she buy those fucking ballet slippers by the cases?
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 12:31pm.
"Help make the world a better place. Slap a stupid person today."
@AUNTIE MAME, Im gonna take you up on that slapping people shit, Im gonna try the punching them instead, it stings more, thanks for the advice today, I needed that.
She's looking better in the face lately, everywhere else on the other hand..
In the banner pic, Blake looks a bit like Michael Palin as Ken in a Fish Called Wanda.
You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart, you've got wonderful bones, and dress really interestingly. May I kiss you?
these two are the whitney and bobby of camden, uk
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Whootwhoo! Here comes the crazy train...chuggachuggachugga-choochoo!
*packs bags*
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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Back to Blake.
this is in no way a compliment to the fug that is amy winohouse, but she looks 100% more whoreish with her new lopsided chesticals. i'm thinking, a brunette pam anderson with a side order of snookie just a splash of pete doperty.
Is it flea and tick season already????
"Help make the world a better place. Slap a stupid person today."
those boobs look out of place like she is hiding two stolen melons under there, all this plastic work for the same boyfriend,such a shame,
I actually think Amy looks...dare I say pretty here. Her face only, the rest of her body grosses the shit out of me with those nast hips,legs,stomach...but her face, kinda pretty.
Wonder how that followup album is going.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Poor old Camden Town. What did it do to deserve this pop fuckery?
I think Amy is too shot to ever put out another album. That being the case, the only way to earn money without actually having to work or perform songs from her existing library is to try and up sales of her first and only two albums. How best to do that? By getting in the tabloids and gossip columns again and prancing around Camden with Blaaaaakkkeee always does the trick. It will create a temporary surge of sales on Back to Black for her all the while she can convince herself that her hook-up with him is contingent on his good behavior and both of them staying "clean". "Clean" has a different meaning to every junkie, addict and alcoholic. I'm sure for these two, staying off the horse and not smoking any form of your coke...no freebasing/crack...is pretty damned clean. Everything else is and will be on the menu. They will be presentable for a short while as she likely feels that she has something to prove to all those who tell her reuniting with Blake will be the end of her. In the end though, they will be back to where they were before. This is the true back to black in Amy's life.
Blake is not someone we are used to seeing with an ounce of meat on his thighs nor anywhere else on his body. Same is true of Amy. I always wondered if Blake could be remotely attractive if he wasn't so tore up looking while he was using. It appears he is at his healthiest condition now or at least was there very recently. Remember, he was released from forced rehab not long ago and addicts tend to gain weight in rehab. I have my answer about his level of desirability when "clean" and my opinion is...WOULD NOT HIT IT! Not if my life depended on it. What on earth does she or did she ever see in this homely loser?
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
I'm in Camden at the moment. It is a lovely place. Not. :(
OT: No idea why she crawled back to that maggot. Must have a thing for self-destruction or something...
They actually do look kinda clean, but Amy looks silly with those breastases for reals. It's really just out of proportion compared to the rest of her body which is utterly shapeless. Blaaaaake looks "special"! LOL.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:56am.
How about it? Funny thing is, the bar is so low for these two, they actually DO look clean and healthy - for THEM....
There is a rare hint of clean (bath day perhaps). Come Wednesday she'll look like the dirty dish rag we know and heave.
-"Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:51am"
Don't they always do this stupid shit when some junkie dies of overdose??. They build these people a pedestal and all.
I bet this is what's going to happen to Wino, even if she only has a few albums out.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
ahahaha snowy! She's spun enough, all right.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:49am.
---And there you have it. Next up, matching cold sores and scabs, impetigo and scabies.
They make me itch just looking.
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How about it? Funny thing is, the bar is so low for these two, they actually DO look clean and healthy - for THEM....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lol sweetas... THAT IS BAD!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
Jack, my main trick!! Even you can't get with those tittays lol.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:49am.
They look healthy and clean... for now. Let's hope it lasts, because this is a high-risk situation for sure.
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I am really struggling to attach healthy and clean to someone who wears medical bracelets as an accessory.
They're this generation's Sid and Nancy. Eventually Amy's going to OD and everybody will talk about how she had a voice and talent like no other, books will come out about her drug binges and her fated love story with blaaaake.......zzzzzz......
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Is that coke bloat or is she knocked up?!?
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:32am.
Guess who's buying?
---And there you have it. Next up, matching cold sores and scabs, impetigo and scabies.
They make me itch just looking.
They look healthy and clean... for now. Let's hope it lasts, because this is a high-risk situation for sure.
Has she completely given up on being a musician anymore?
(It was really hard to type musician without gagging)
It's the "glasses solely for the intellectual look" that make this picture a prize winner.
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*pulls on train horn*
ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha!!. These useless junkies are priceless. King and queen? honestly?. See? this is the main reason why I fucking hate drugs, they mess up with your brains and turn you into a useless brainless human being.
And wino looks fucking ridiculous with her bolt-ons. They don't match with the boxy flat rest.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She's got to be the picture next to the word "dickmatization" in the Dlisted dicktionary.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
The boobs look great! She looks healthier than she did before. Hopefully it lasts. .___.
Guess who's buying?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ahhaha snowpiece.
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It kinda looks like they bathed... in oil.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
Ewwww...he is fug and she looks ridickulous with the bewbs
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
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