Lindsay Lohan Can't Even Get A Juniper Mastercard
Apparently Lindsay Lohan is dodging calls from creditors harder than she dodges a bottle of shampoo. That's if you believe Radar anyway. Their sources say that the Nicolas Cage of cokeys has racked up $600,000 in credit card debt. One credit card company has already dropped her ass, and the others are thisclose to doing the same. Suze Orman, come get this bitch.
The source says that Brokehan is spitting out money faster than she's making it. She used to make a small fortune from club appearances, but now she can only command $5,000 to $10,000 a party. The source went on to say, "One credit card company is going to discuss a payment plan for Lindsay. But if she doesn't have the income and can't make her payments, they are prepared to sue her."
This yet another example of White Oprah's failure as a parent. Didn't White Oprah teach Lindsay about the sport of floating payments? Lindsay just has to take one of those handy blank checks your credit company gives you and use it to make a payment to a different credit card. You keep doing that until: a) you get thrown in prison for fraud (free food and snatch) or b) Obama decides to bail out troubled child stars.
Here's Lindsay looking better than ever at Coachella yesterday. And I'm only saying she looks better than ever, because she resembles a 1980s hitchhiker who is handjobbing her way through the country to get to a Def Leppard concert in Florida.
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Why the F! does she always look 50 years old in these photos!!
Kim Kardashian is making all the white bitches dye their hair black.. hehe
Why doesn't she just sell half her shit in her house to pay some of her debt off? She got most of that shit for free anyway.... Too stupid and stoned I guess. Fell no pity for her.
Ah, is there a better way to start a week than to read about LiLo's fucked up life? I savor learning about her audacious behavior. I know everyone is impatient to see her die, but it will come soon enough and easily be worth the wait. She has absolutely no chance of recovering from her fucked up life. She is doomed. Bet on it. The real challenge is when she will die. Hopefully, it will be soon! I surely cannot wait.
She reminds me so much of Corey Haim.
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 9:50am.
Well, it seems everyone got the memo......denim coochie cutters, short boots and white, lacey top.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
In that top picture she looks like she is 1 second from throwing up, and yet she keeps the duck face. Now that's professional.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Well, it seems everyone got the memo......denim coochie cutters, short boots and white, lacey top. Every picture of the females attending Coachella is of them wearing the requisite ensemble.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Her hands...that just makes me sad. She used to be so freakin' alive and charming.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 2:40pm.
"Only $5K-10K" for an apperance? Oh, dear! However can she live?! Seriously, this bitch is still earning more than the vast majority of Americans. If she can't budget her money then screw her- I have no sympathy.
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I am with you KidL
Do people even realize that there is no longer a "middle class" in America...& this fucking waste of flesh is making 5-10k to party..fuck, Christ all mighty! My household works hard & we as a whole household only make about 40,000.....I foresee in the very near future 10-20 years, heads will be rolling in the streets...off with their heads these fucking soul suckers, waste of space junkies! Seriously we need a revolution. Scary as it may sound, if we keep pushing the way we do, catastrophe is at hand
Anyone notice she's getting the same dirty fingernails/cuticles that Wino used to sport? In the third thumbnail, you can see the grime on her fingers. There were also some pics a few weeks ago of her curled up in a car, and you could see the same thing....the crackie claw....
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 2:26pm.
What's really amazing is how LiLo appears at these events and seems to be unaware that everyone there is laughing at her. Evidently she's either totally delusional about her status or at this point, doesn't give a fuck since she is somewhat aware that's she an outcast. No doubt she'd rather take the chance to be scorned or avoided if there might be someone willing to give her a line or two.
She does seem to be oblivious in all respects but I just saw this article:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36644264
Sometimes you gotta do what you have to.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
Looks like Lohan will be in perpetual debt slavery to Visa. Put her to work in a call center and have her work it off!!!! Should only take 20 years!
Now I know what's missing... Drunk bitch hair swipe™.
I can't believe she didn't do it.
I could see very easily how she could go through millions...she's a compulsive shopper, hoarder, coke addict and goes to clubs just about every night until the sun comes up and most likely she's been supporting White Oprahs living expenses too.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
Future Stolen Sex Tape????!!!!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 7:56pm.
At least LiLo has dropped the finger-in-the-mouth ingenue pose. How in the name of sweet bleeding Jesus do you throw away seven million dollars? Even in my drug years I was able to stay buzzed and keep my rent paid and trust, I didn't make near that kind of money. She is pathetic X infinity.
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cosign. hearing ya about the crazy days all of us have had but at frakin least we got the rent paid ande showed up to work (except for fridays/mondays - creative bullshit excuses are made for these two sacred days). lilo can barely put one foot in front of the other w/o blaming some "horny cactus" or roughhousing paps.
what is today? DL Top 10 Fuckery Day?? *says 87 hail mary's, in vain, for the lost souls of the world*
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You know, people give Megan Fox such a bad rap, but when you see THIS fucking mess, you start to change your stances. This is what Fox would look like if she had no self-control or dignity, just doing drugs and getting a God-awful lip surgery. The same goes for Miley Cyrus, but I can't stand that abrasive B-I-T-C-H.
Oops, I went months without getting steamed about her.
At least LiLo has dropped the finger-in-the-mouth ingenue pose. How in the name of sweet bleeding Jesus do you throw away seven million dollars? Even in my drug years I was able to stay buzzed and keep my rent paid and trust, I didn't make near that kind of money. She is pathetic X infinity.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Chelsea background is hot, MK.
GOD. Learn to budget, dumbass. Or make your own meth or something.
This is the only time when Ashton Kutcher could be useful in this life: He'd be perfect to say to the ebil credit card companies:
"You thought Lilo would pay you back? BURN!"
The Sexuation
Here's the directions the director of her next movie gives her:
"Ok, Lindsay, in this scene, put your face down in the pillow, spread your legs farther, now push your ass up higher. OK, your co-star will be done in about 15 minutes, so hang in there..."
She looks terrible; I'm dating a mid 40's woman who looks 10x better than her. Too much drugs, too much drama, too much ripping people off & borrowing. She's a drug addicted kleptomaniac who is the most arrogant self indulgent self centered little twat in Hollywood, and that's really saying something. I give her 6 months before we find her face down in a gutter...
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How is she getting the money to buy a bus ticket much less one for Coachella? She is the physical embodiment of this unjust universe.
She looks like the pic of that purple-lipped tranny that was on here yesterday.
Or she will in five years.
Two years?
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Other than the tragic clothes and orange skin, she actually does look better than I usually see her.
Blohan is pretty much uninsurable, so. No movies.
she can't even run from being served with court papers, she's like everywhere.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Remember a few years back, she hit up 50 Cent for 10 grand, at a party? He didn't loan it to her, in fact he was pretty pissed.
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This troll is still spending like she did back when she was actually in movies making the big bucks. She should give Dr. Drew a call.
Gee. Lindsay never seems to be hanging with other celebs. I wonder how uncomfortable it becomes every time she shows up at an event, man.
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Submitted by lara on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 3:10pm.
600k is not that much for a celeb. lohan was making 7 million a movie a few years ago. problem is that right now she doesn't have any movie offers.
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I don't think anyone would cast her now - she's got such a reputation as being uncooperative plus being a huge druggie.
Sad - she's got to be at the top of the dead celebrities list.
Maybe she can sign up for Celebrity Rehab" and make a few bucks.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 3:36pm.
This chick has more wrinkles than me and I am a 42 year old ex meth addict.
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congratualtions on being clean. I'm going on 7 years being clean. *high fives*
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Submitted by hannahsatana on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 3:33pm.
What will we all write about when she's dead?
Her trashwhore mother's attempts to eulogize her as the second coming of Marilyn Monroe? Ah never mind, I'm sure we'll have a Gossip Girl chickie turning into the next whorebot.
This chick has more wrinkles than me and I am a 42 year old ex meth addict.
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What will we all write about when she's dead?
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I'd say that she probably hooks for drugs, but there are two problems with that. For one thing she probably can't be that great a lay now. For another, about half the greater LA area must have slept with her by now so what's the draw?
600k is not that much for a celeb. lohan was making 7 million a movie a few years ago. problem is that right now she doesn't have any movie offers.
MK, please let's keep Def Leppard out of this mess. They deserve better! : )
I know this is a Lilo thread, but Chelsea Handler looks COMPLETELY different on here. WTF?
Centaurious, she is not "getting fat" again, she never was fat to begin with either. More like she has bad coke bloat (and probably alcohol too) that really just shows in her face. She looks pretty thin to me.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
She looked okay (and I kinda like her eye make-up here) until she tried to look sexy and ended up looking just plain trashy and like that hooker hitchhiker handjobbing her way thru Florida to a Def Leppard concert. You can almost see the original Lilo until those damn ugly lips get in the way.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
lol, that sucks
She looks like that girl in school who was always in detention for doing God knows what under the staircase between classes. She majored in "Smoking Area".
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y ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 2:28pm.
Yepyepyep - thanks, I was genuinely interested in knowing how much it costs!
I don't know how these people can afford their fixes either.
I really don't understand how the average joe becomes addicted to those drugs someone told me that they have $10 caps or bottles but that person is a liar so not sure its true specially since an ounce runs in the thousands I assumed it was crack and she had it confused
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let me see if I got this straight, Hohan misses a deposition to go shopping on credit cards that she cannot pay, goes to Coachella which is kind of expensive (hence this is why I didn't go), has no real acting gigs coming up cause she is too much of an insurance risk, is supposed to attend AA or some kind of alcohol program due to her dui's but is found in your local shrubbery fallen down...or sidewalk fallen down...but noone will just put her in rehab....or jail...
btw Chelsea looks LLOONNGG in this pic!
let me see if I got this straight, Hohan misses a deposition to go shopping on credit cards that she cannot pay, goes to Coachella which is kind of expensive (hence this is why I didn't go), has no real acting gigs coming up cause she is too much of an insurance risk, is supposed to attend AA or some kind of alcohol program due to her dui's but is found in your local shrubbery fallen down...or sidewalk fallen down...but noone will just put her in rehab....or jail...
btw Chelsea looks LLOONNGG in this pic!
Why do all these celebs look like they pick up a few random things off the floor, throw it on and hit the town. I bet a lot of money is being spent on looking thrift store reject awful. In Blohan's case, on credit no less!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I feel bad for her, I really do. It's rocketed past comedy well into pity.
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"Only $5K-10K" for an apperance? Oh, dear! However can she live?! Seriously, this bitch is still earning more than the vast majority of Americans. If she can't budget her money then screw her- I have no sympathy.