Amanda Woodward Can't Drive
Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday morning (the above mug shot is from her DUI arrest in 2008) for murdering a no-parking sign with her car and then driving off without telling anyone. TMZ says that Heather's Tiger Woods moment happened at around 4 in the morning near her home in Ventura, CA. A neighbor who heard the crash reported that mess a few hours later.
After a short investigation, the cops confirmed that Heather's 2005 BMW was the murder weapon and damage to her car proved this. They arrested Heather for hitting and running. Since the charge is a misdemeanor, they didn't need to haul her ass down to the station (I love saying that shit). They just cited and released her.
Heather is currently on probation after she pleaded no contest to DUI and reckless driving charges back in 2008.
Now, let's not jump to conclusions and scream that Heather must have been driving under the influence of everything in her medicine cabinet. There has to be a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe that bitchy ass no-parking sign gave Heather all sorts of shade. It probably threatened to fuck her man, poison her make-up and steal her company. It's the Lexi Sterling of parking signs! I would've run over that cunt too!
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Aside from the cheating husbands, I've never heard any scandal about Heather until she divorced Ritchie Sambora.
The lady needs therapy.
Submitted by quickkill on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 6:13pm.
Isn't she a little old to be driving around at 4 AM DUI ? I think she is close to 50, and has a daughter, so I am wondering why she is driving home at 4 AM ?
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LOL what? Does life end at say 40? At 40, and it's 8PM you better have that FiberCon down and be in tucked into bed!
I'm sure she shares custody of her daughter, it might've been her free night. I wouldn't be out drunk like that but hell yes, when you get a break you go do something.
Where ıs Aaron Spelling to bail her ass out now?!
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It was 4AM, who the fuck was she supposed to tell at that hour?
Somebody remind Heather she has a daughter. If she wants to keep custody, stop fucking acting like a self-destructive twat.
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 3:53pm.
you all in California need some cabs.
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There are cabs but you clearly have never taken one in California. They basically rob you. Get ready to pay an arm and a leg for a ride. It's highway robbery.
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I once took a cab from the airport to Orange County(don't ask). Nice little $85 trip.
We all know the line- nothing good happens after 2 am. Baby needs to work. Isn't there a reality show she can do?
Isn't she a little old to be driving around at 4 AM DUI ? I think she is close to 50, and has a daughter, so I am wondering why she is driving home at 4 AM ?
Isn't she a little old to be driving around at 4 AM DUI ? I think she is close to 50, and has a daughter, so I am wondering why she is driving home at 4 AM ?
She seems to have hit the skids after her second divorce with Richie Sambora. I guess having a cheating heart husband two times isn't so easy on the self esteem.
I'm sure she was higher than a kite, and I don't condone that at all.
However, she is in her early 40's, and back when we were teenagers (I'm around her age), we never heard shit about drinking and driving.
Our parents did it, when we started taking their cars out to bars, we did it, and we never received any sort of lecture about the dangers of drinking and driving because they were not known.
I used to go to HUGE corporate parties when I worked at Pepsico where Miami Sound Machine was playing, the booze was flowing and we all drove home.
Different times, different lessons (or no lessons.)
However, she should have learned her lesson after her first DUI. I did, I never drink and drive, and as such, I pretty much never leave the fucking house!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
She needs to lock herself in a closet for at least 6 months and let that mop grow out natural.
She's been white-bleaching it for what, 20 years?
It looks like straw.
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Her and her ex hubby love to drive under the influence dont they
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She was prolly distracted by her uncooperative flip flops.
She looks like an anime character, what with those weird, huge eyes.
Allison Parker put it there to be a bitch.
I wonder how many other hit and run no parking signs she took down and didn't get caught.
4 am is not a time to be drunk driving...there's too many other drunks on the road!!
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Just makes the hair commercials look even more ridiculous than they did. Her hair looks like fried hay.
I do however, like Heather and felt bad when that whole Denise stole her husband thing happened.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 3:53pm.
you all in California need some cabs.
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There are cabs but you clearly have never taken one in California. They basically rob you. Get ready to pay an arm and a leg for a ride. It's highway robbery.
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you all in California need some cabs.
all the time you hear of these DUI situations in Cali...here on the East Coast, we take a cab.
why don't you have cabs? I hear it's really expansive out there but then, all the more reason to have cabs...the cab drivers would cash the fuck in!
Is this whore drinking again???
It was Califonia people... the fucking sign was probably embedded in the middle of the road by some illegal who works for the city and county. You did them a favor Heather by kickin' some of that shit to the curb (where it belongs) ... Now, run for Governor.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 3:23pm.
Drinking or drugging and driving is NOT funny
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*hangs head in shame*... *cancels drunken bumper car rides*...
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Drinking or drugging and driving is NOT funny... how messed up do you have to be to hit a sign? I am not amused! What, she couldn't call a cab or car service like the rest of us do on a sometimes nightly basis if the social calendar is full?! I hope she doesn't kill someone!
(I love saying that shit)
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Why doesn't the stupid twat hire a driver? It's not like she can't afford it.
Submitted by SallyTomato on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 2:17pm.
This would be news here in Ventura County even if was a nobody that was murdering traffic signs...
@Nova- I live in Ventura as well. Do you (fondly) refer to it as Ventucky?
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Isn't it time for a NEW BMW?
Everybody wants to grab it, but nobody wants to pay for it.
Any time somebody's driving at 4am, you just know something bad is going to happen.
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Considering she was seen here late last week entering a Plastic Surgeon's office. I'll put my money on prescription pain meds.
Oh damn and I thought Heather was going to be the one to prove that we can continue to party successfully. I give up.
But I understand if you gotta take a bitch down!
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We don't want you to get hurted, specially seein' you already only has one eye!
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right! gotchya!! 10-4. That was WAAAAY back in my wilder days... I've mastered it now, no passing out and no hitting signs.... unless they TRULY deserve it.
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Don't be hitting signs and passing out when you be driving and shit. Just cause its Arkansas don't make it right!
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Vern - don't do what? did I miss something? *dumbface*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
JezusFuck Jack! Don't do that!
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poor heather...getting close to 50 is obviously rough on her...however i am anxiously awaiting the teary eyed mug shots...
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This would be news here in Ventura County even if was a nobody that was murdering traffic signs...
@Nova- I live in Ventura as well. Do you (fondly) refer to it as Ventucky?
Oh let's cut her some slack. Don't we all feel like we could kill a bitch sometimes? I think it's a good idea to take it out on road signs.
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That sign def provoked her!
Listen, if I had to sleep with Jack Wagner - whose lips are always wet - I'd drive into a pole a day! Blah.
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sign gave her all kinds of "shade"
ahahahahahahahaha hilarious.
I took out a stop sign doin 45mph one time... it were a fairly evened match. The stop sign snapped outta the ground but then ripped through the windshield... thank god I had passed out and was slumped over in the passenger side floor board or it coulda got ugly.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
Her and me both... At least I was never beautiful, so I don't have to deal with the letdown. ;)
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 1:58pm.
Looks like Heather is having a difficult time dealing with being middle aged.
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Looks like Heather is having a difficult time dealing with being middle aged.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 1:43pm.
In California rapists go free, murderers go free and even The Church of Scientology goes free, but God forbid a parking sigh should be run down.
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Are you insinuating that we Californians do not have our priorities rights? Hmmmmmmmmmm? ;)
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Happy Bealltainn.
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The gusty winds blew her car into the sign.
It was very windy at that time in Ventura.
http://www.wunderground.com/weatherstation/WXDailyHistory.asp?ID=KCASANB...
TEAM LOCKLEAR!
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 1:43pm.
In California rapists go free, murderers go free and even The Church of Scientology goes free, but God forbid a parking sigh should be run down.
You know if she worshipped at the church of Tommy Girl, she'd never gotten caught.