What A Beautiful Couple....
And I'm not referring to Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth. There's a good reason for why Eli Roth looks like a deer caught in a hairy no-no. The full picture from Cobrasnake (via ONTD) is after the jump. It's not safe for work or if you're eating something peanut butter-related. Cover your eyes, hold on to your partner's hand and JUMP!
BAM! Behold Peaches Geldof trying to win a pose-off with the furriest pair of nalgas in all the forest at Jeremy Scott's Coachella toga party this past weekend. Peaches tried to her best, but the second coming of Robin Williams' ass beat her. That ass is seriously some Berenstain Bears Got Caught With Its Hand In The Caca Jar shit! Asshole looking like a guinea pig with a perm closing its eyes.....
Since we can't get enough of gold furry creatures that growl when you pet them, let's go in for a closer look:
I will say that gold-covered ass pubes really do compliment Peaches' skin. And here's one of Peaches with Eli:
Yeah, after seeing her with Eli, Peaches really does look better next to a field of ass hairs. I'll give her that. More pictures at Cobrasnake if you dare or care.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 5:26am.
Submitted by over here on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 8:40am.
YES! YES! YES! AND YES! Me and you are sick fuck sisters!
The wig is an improvement over the cheap weave she usually wears.
These peeps are degenerates.
WTF is wrong with rich people??????????
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 8:40am.
YES! YES! YES! AND YES! Me and you are sick fuck sisters!
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 5:26am.
Submitted by Harley Quinn on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 4:13am.
Eli, Eli, Eli. I thought you were so damn hot in Inglourious Basterds as Donnie "the bear jew" Donowitz. Granted, it was a perverted attraction considering the scene, but I could watch you walk out of that tunnel with a baseball bat a hundred times and well...oh my.
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You can add me to the sick fuck sisters list. I thought he was HOT in Inglourious Basterds. Now ... not so much.
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The hairy ass guy should have used his toga as a diaper. Ewwwwww.
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Oh what a healthy and normal relationship those two have..... (hacks out hairball from throat)....
i just don't get it
I'm guessing no one noticed Basement Baby at this orgytoga shindig?
YES! YES! YES! AND YES! Me and you are sick fuck sisters!
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 5:26am.
Submitted by Harley Quinn on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 4:13am.
Eli, Eli, Eli. I thought you were so damn hot in Inglourious Basterds as Donnie "the bear jew" Donowitz. Granted, it was a perverted attraction considering the scene, but I could watch you walk out of that tunnel with a baseball bat a hundred times and well...oh my. And well, I think the Joker is hot too in Dark Knight, so that tells you how twisted I am.
Peaches, sweetie, you are too young to be this disgusting. It's bad when people think you're even more skanky, sick, and worthless than Lindsay Lohan.
Bob Geldof, Sir: get on a plane, escort this child back to whatever castle you live in, chain her to a sturdy radiator, and begin the re-education of Peaches. Do it now before you have to pick out her casket.
This is some all time creepy shit here. WTF was going on here?
He does look like he's guilty of something and Bjork You...I'm still laughing!
What does her stupid fucking tattoo say? Why do these two incite such violence in me? Jesus, I want to kick BOTH their faces in.
Ewwww, the stubby fingers...that is just NASTY.
Eww I never noticed the stubby Roth fingers. That's vomtastic, ugh.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Roth is looking a little guilty in that picture, for sure, like he crashed a high school party (telling his wife he was meeting the guys at the bar that night), and some girl took this picture. It'll be all over Facebook the next day, he'll be called into the principal's office, get suspended, and be replaced by another guy who does the same thing.
Hmmm. The short finger situation explains the torture porn (and so much more). No longer doable.
Keep posting this morning Michael, you need to get this infection off the first page. Gross.
Sadly, one day she will end up like her mother did - DEAD of an overdose.
Peaches, NEVER uses drugs? I guess Xtasy doesn't qualify under her criteria.
How high do you have to be to think that's OK? I would love to be there when they have that moment of clarity 20 years down the road and say to themselves, Oh, that's why producers never hired me.
When I first heard of Eli Roth, I figured he was just another sicko cashing in on our perverted fascination for torture porn. Then I started seeing him touted as the sexiest man in the world over at Agent Bedhead when he was out and about for that Basterds movie. Seriously, Bedhead was creaming her panties every time new photos were released. Now? Now my opinion of him is even lower than it originally was. I can understand Peaches being at a party like this, she's still a kid and that shit is fun at that age. But he's fucking middle aged, which makes it that much more creepy. Ick.
Luv a furry azz but does the owner not get that the gold paint makes it look like it's smeared with shit?
WHY did I click that jump?
I JUST ate!!
Goddamn you, MK!!!
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Nothing more depressing than a bunch of fugly z-listers trying to enact "the Hollywood Babylon" of the 1920's, where beautiful people used to party haaaard.
As for Geldof: I want to kick her teeth in to wipe that irritating smirk off her mug.
As for Roth: He's just an immature butt ugly creep.
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Submitted by Harley Quinn on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 4:13am.
Eli, Eli, Eli. I thought you were so damn hot in Inglourious Basterds as Donnie "the bear jew" Donowitz. Granted, it was a perverted attraction considering the scene, but I could watch you walk out of that tunnel with a baseball bat a hundred times and well...oh my. And well, I think the Joker is hot too in Dark Knight, so that tells you how twisted I am.
But this rotten peaches girl? Really? That ugly little do nothing smacked up living off her boomtown rats daddy geldof's money skank? You hang with the master Tarantino, and this is the best pussy you could get? And go public with and declare your undying love for? You could have fucked Jessica Simpson and it would have been less offensive.
Now I've got to find some other twisted character to get off on. Asshole.
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Eli ROth SUX! Total nerd.
Eli, Eli, Eli. I thought you were so damn hot in Inglourious Basterds as Donnie "the bear jew" Donowitz. Granted, it was a perverted attraction considering the scene, but I could watch you walk out of that tunnel with a baseball bat a hundred times and well...oh my. And well, I think the Joker is hot too in Dark Knight, so that tells you how twisted I am.
But this rotten peaches girl? Really? That ugly little do nothing smacked up living off her boomtown rats daddy geldof's money skank? You hang with the master Tarantino, and this is the best pussy you could get? And go public with and declare your undying love for? You could have fucked Jessica Simpson and it would have been less offensive.
Now I've got to find some other twisted character to get off on. Asshole.
i'll probably pay for this but eli roth looks kinda hot in the last picture
but i'm also drunk
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you seem spritely.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 2:51am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 2:45am.
so.... what was the point of these pictures?... i mean, i know there are silly(stupid) photos taken for ads, but.. these are(silly, stupid) personal pics, right?... why are they out in the public?... maybe i missed something
---You nailed the booger to the fence in my opinion. These people have no healthy boundaries at all.
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hiya, Sandb!
"booger to the fence"?!?!... HAHAHA!... well, i guess i did a good thing, right?!LOL!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 2:45am.
so.... what was the point of these pictures?... i mean, i know there are silly(stupid) photos taken for ads, but.. these are(silly, stupid) personal pics, right?... why are they out in the public?... maybe i missed something
---You nailed the booger to the fence in my opinion. These people have no healthy boundaries at all.
so.... what was the point of these pictures?... i mean, i know there are silly(stupid) photos taken for ads, but.. these are(silly, stupid) personal pics, right?... why are they out in the public?... maybe i missed something
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 2:31am.
Peaches can do what she likes: She will never be able to hide her plain face. My God the girl really is charmless.
---She does however have the lure of the inherited death wish.
Eli Roth is very weird.
Peaches can do what she likes: She will never be able to hide her plain face. My God the girl really is charmless.
I guess when your mother and your step father chose sex and drugs before you...
Go for it.
OMG!
Now imagine Peaches putting her lips against that forest hole, and giving a rimjob that floods the forest, and cleans all that diarrhea staining. Mmmm? Mouthful of swamp ass, anyone? The smell must be foul, but the moisture is surely a mouthful!
I just noticed how short Eli's fingers are. Small hands alert! Small hands alert!
No wonder he has to resort to dating the likes of Peaches Geldof. The heroin will pretty much ensure that she won't give a shit how big his dick is...or isn't. She won't care if he never even whips it out.
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Submitted by umdieecke on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 8:13pm.
wait!
I find this more fucked up http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/jeremytoga/IMG_7772.html
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In the first photo, next to the strange looking no-neck blond, is that Billy Joel's daughter, Alexa? The one that tried to off herself?
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Hairy behinds look good on Shiba Inus though.
So many huge pupils, in the eyes, at one party! Naw, Peaches doesn't do drugs anymore. I believe it.
I saw this nice spread of food, on fancy serving platters and shit, in one row of photos. Such a shame none of these tweakers even thought about touching or eating any of it...well, except Beth Ditto of course. No silly amphetamine is going to keep her from the free hor-dee-dors!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Proof positive that she is indeed the demure and accomplished blushing rose Eli raves about.
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 10:56pm.
i would bet anything i own that that man is an abuser. eli. emotional and physical, both.
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And she loves it. She's a bad, bad girl and she needs a spanking.*eyeroll@Peaches*
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Okay, I don't know her, she's long dead but that's beside the point. Go play with an asp.
I hate these two assholes.
That big furry behind....it's like giant golden Chia Shet
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Hairy ass's mom is about to get a letter!
i would bet anything i own that that man is an abuser. eli. emotional and physical, both.
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The look on her face is priceless. Trying to be sexy while grasping a hairy man ass that looks like it has baby shit all over it is hilarious. If this is what being rich is, I'm glad I'm not.