Stephen Baldwin Needs Our Money!!!!!!
On the internet exists a 100% real website (we think) that is completely and utterly devoted to publicly restoring Stephen Baldwin's good name by taking donations from YOU. Sorry, Haiti, the star of Sharks in Venice needs our coins so that he can pay the lease on his Buick and his membership to TrannySurprise.com (you know that's in his favorites). It's in the name of God, after all.
The video looks like it was produced by the same bitches who put together that Scientology master(crazy)piece starring Tommy Girl. If the Trinity Network had their own True Hollywood Stories series, the trailer would look like this mess. Speaking of mess.....
The entire website will make you laugh with your fists and fart with your eyes. Example:
Q- Why doesn't his family help him?
A- His family does not perceive Stephen’s predicament as a matter of spiritual warfare. They see Stephen’s outspoken Christianity as poor choices therefore they will not help.Q- What happened to his wealth?
A- When he became an outspoken Christian in 2002 his income went down by 70% when he refused roles with gratuitous sex and violence.Q- If Stephen was not involved how did you get permission to do this?
A- Daniel Southern is Stephen’s spiritual advisor and the President of Stephen’s ministries. We contacted Daniel who gave us written permission to build the site.
The best part is that they are just asking for a small donation of $4.21! 421! The day after 420. This is fucking perfect since on 4/21 I usually feel parched, bloated and hungry for anything that's batter-based. And that's exactly how this website makes me feel.
And just because Stephen Baldwin is hard up for a job doesn't mean he's the modern day Job. You are not what you need.
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There is nothing I hate more than when Christians fuck up and then claim they're experiencing "spiritual warfare". Just fess up to the fact that you squandered your money and didn't manage it well, and you are not bringing in enough money now to cover your debts. So please Steven, shut it now. You're making us all look bad.
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coincidentally he went bankrupt after he became too old & fat & drugged out to get any more work. nobody's gonna pay your way just because you have baby blue eyes and a dimple in your chin. welcome to life!
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Maybe the now rich Bimbo Palin can send him some $$$. He's her favorite Baldwin bro.
Is this real? He is insane.
Apparently it is getting tougher for evangelist preachers to make bucks off of sucks.
Web site takes forever to load. Must be VERY popular today.
That is all.
So creative and as if produced by Twentieth Century God himself but does it come with popcorn?
The only Baldwin I'd ever give money to isn't related to this guy & has been working consistently in movies and tv for the past 30 years so he doesn't need it.
Nice soulpatch, asshole.
The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin sounds like it would be a cool movie title though.
*hopes to not have given this tool any ideas*
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 9:07am.
Steven, those people weren't saying you were like Job. They were saying, like, get a job.
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Too bad Stephen, suck it up - you're not getting shit from me.
Steven, those people weren't saying you were like Job. They were saying, like, get a job.
alec, every family has one.
Stevie B. is simply a loser whose trying to dupe others out of money cause he does not want to work. He's fugly and stupid. How much did he spend on those tattoos? Sixty movie and TV roles, and he's broke? It appears Stevie B. cannot manage his money. So why would anyone help him? He'll just squander the money as he always has! There is work out here for this ugly has-been. Go get it, Stevie B.!
Get a real job, lazy bible-thumping whackjob. They are hiring at Home Depot.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
I'm laughing at this from the website: "Some have asked why $4.21. Job 42:10-11 is the model and inspiration for this movement. $4.21 is the lowest possible left to right combination of these scriptures." Uh, no actually 0-1-1 would be the lowest left-to-right combo. So everyone give 11 cents to Stephen. LOL! (Except he's not even worth that.)
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always after the wallets of the 'faithful'...always. ur not job...get a job!! geeze.
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 7:59am.
Another example of the religious right taking advantage of its followers.
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It's so sad - it's like some L'il Rascals shit.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 8:22pm.
When a lefty is poor, they are lazy. When a righty is poor, they are facing spiritual warfare
Of course!
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This wackjob isn't getting one red cent out of me. Fuck him. I can't believe this is the same guy from "The Usual Suspects."
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Another example of the religious right taking advantage of its followers.
pathetic!
do it for SB because you will be doing it for GOD?
it is creepy & filled with subliminal imagery. nothing like a good brainwashing this lovely day.
Wow, I didn't really look at this yesterday cuz Stephen Baldwin is such a non-entity to me at this point. (<=====Look! Another quote for your vid!) but DAYUM! that's some crazy shit! It's hilarious! I hope they make more:)
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Isn't this the same guy who hates poor people?
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 7:36am.
I find it all way too highly convenient..that they use God to justify their actions, and their belief that somehow they are better than the rest of us.
No shame, eh? Asshole.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 7:32am.
As I've said many times, "born-again" is just code for recidivistic fuck-up. The difference is that once they're "born-again", when they screw up again (as they invariably do), all they have to do is ask Jesus for foregiveness, and they're good to go! Convenient, no?
My problem with born agains is that the ones that I know of (the ones who are obvious and obnoxious about it) are such BAD SEEDS. These are the people you want to avoid. They have spent or continue to spend all their time HATING on others, lying, manipulating, and messing shit up for other people. But somehow God loves them (and only them) so they are okay.
The Old Testament (which is also the same book Job is in) was all about gratuitous sex and violence, wtf Stephen Baldwin? Why can't you take those roles again? If you say it's because you are "Christian", then you certainly don't adhere to the Old Testament because that shit was full of fighting and fucking. Not the "modern day Job" indeed, MK.
If Stephen is in NYC he can go to the Port Authority bus terminal. There, in the restroom, he will find a few gentlemen (older, heavier, of color) who will gladly pay Stephen $5 or $10 to have Stephen perform 'oral love' on their frontsides and also their backsides!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 5:56am.
Bail-Out-A-Baldwin? Not a chance. I'd rather play Loan-a-Lohan.
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they both sound like game shows i would be compelled to watch... yeah, i have a lot of time on my hands and brain cells to kill!LOL!...
"Loan-a-Lohan"... haha, classic!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bail-Out-A-Baldwin? Not a chance. I'd rather play Loan-a-Lohan.
If there's one thing I truly hate, it's religious zealots. especially born again nutjobs. (no offense to you quiet born agains, but some are just unashamedly obnoxious). I know one of these asshats personally, every e-mail is loaded with bible scripture he's copied and pasted from God knows where. Even God is giving him the eye-roll. I'm on the verge of cutting him loose. (the asshat, not God). My soul doesn't need saving, fuck you very much. And if it DOES, it's not going to be by the likes of YOU.
I'd rather roast.
I'm not kidding. STFU already.
lmao, why (on the website) did they put 'samples of persecution' right under 'for larger donations' ?? not the sharpest spoons in the kitchen these ijjits
Steven Baldwin,You LIE! You said this same story on Celebrity Big BRother this year, dude, in the UK! You said, YOu heard a voice scream the name JOB in your ear. You then went on and on about the Bible in a very aggressive and downright asshole manner. FUK U!
Baldwin's in Hollywood-SHUT THE FOK UP FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST AND HIS HOLY MOTHER!
o.k... i watched the video, and all it made me want to do is put a shotgun in my... er... Stephen's mouth and pull the trigger... in the name of "god" of course
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"...he refused roles with gratuitous sex and violence."
But wasn't he in that jungle show??? :P
Onward, christian soldiers! Empty your righteous pockets! Nevermind the church bakesale benefitting the impoverished, a c-list actor with no money managing skills needs your hard earned cash!
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
When Steven was young and hot she was "too hot" to share
her 'goodies' with us.
Now that she is older and semi-fug...........well,....next!!
He was on the most recent UK 'Celebrity' (ha!) Big Brother and he came across as literally insane. He was a complete bully and seemed to have this impression that he was the second coming... he kept trying to convert housemates and went on about his films all. the. time.
FUCKTARDED!!! WTF??
Yeah, um, I'd rather help Zsa Zsa Gabor slap police officers then give a dime to this shit cause.
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Yeah, he's first on my charity list, forget Haiti and Chile, the Congo Conflict or the animals that are being surrendered in record numbers and being euthanized because their owners can't afford to feed and care for them, of course I want to give money to a millionaire who squandered his wealth. What no teabaggers coming to his aid? Shocking.
He's no Christian. The hell?
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He should either do porn or rob a bank and the bills will be taken care of. God will forgive him.
Edit:
I love how the video acknowledges that people are saying that he's a loser. lol good one.
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Maybe his sickfuck right-wing pals Chuck Norris, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and Bill O'Reilly can help him out.
They have TONS AND TONS of cash.