Friday, April 23rd 2010

Not Wanted

SPOILER ALERT: Angie Jo's character kicked the bucket at the end of Wanted after she got hit in the head with a Ring Around the Rosie bullet. So apparently, the director of the Wanted sequel is looking for a female lead to replace her and he's got his fingers pointed at lip licker Kristen Stewart.

E!'s Marc Malkin is hearing that director Timur Bekmambetov wants Kristen Stewart to play a chick assassin opposite James McAvoy. Even though Angie's character met her demise at the end of the movie, Timur still wants her to make a cameo in the sequel.

The source says that Kristen hasn't officially been offered the lead, but she's met with Timur at least once. Wanted 2 is supposed to begin production in August, but that's probably not going to happen.

This looks, smells and sounds like a gigantic rumor, so it's most likely just that. I mean, who in their right (or wrong, for that matter) mind would cast Kristen Stewart as an assassin? How is she going to kill the mark in one shot when she can't stop blinking for one second to aim and focus? There's nothing threatening about a mumbling assassin with thirsty eyes and a parched mouth. It's going to completely ruin the moment when Kristen has to put her gun down in the middle of a shoot out to put Visine in her eyes and on her lips.

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"At least they didnt try to cast AJ-lite Megan Fox."

Someone cares for you. Megan Fox isn't taking any roles that compare her to Angelina Jolie.

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stefystef's picture

Wanted was a pretty good movie.
Why ruin the memory of it with this no talented bitch!

Oh, Hollywood is so full of itself sometimes. The Joan Jett movie BOMBED!!! The other three movies this bitch has been in BOMBED!!! Only the vampire movie did anything and that's because all the cougars are lusting for Edward and Jacob.

Stop the madness, Michael K.

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Meeshie's picture

Kristen always looks miserable to me. Like she has a month old turd lodged in her asshole all the time. She especially looks extra miserable when she is "dolled up" with hair and makeup. I think she is a FME (future Melissa Etheridge). She needs a bowl of tuna stat to turn that frown upside down.

Seems like Kirsten Stewart is too "hot young Hollywood" to star in a movie ending with 2, 3, 4, or 5, if she wasn't in the original. Actually, I would pay money to see Susan Lucci (Erica Kane) in the title role of Wanted 2. That would be campy awesome. Yeah, I've got soap operas on the brain as I just discovered today is David Canary's last day on All My Children. End of an era -- though I haven't really watched that show since the late 80s, early 90s.

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Timur still has a 3rd movie for Day/Nightwatch that he'll never do.

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i_heart_jack's picture

For those who wonder why we "need" a Wanted 2, the movie had a production budget of $75 million and had a worldwide gross of $341 million. A sequel is almost a guarantee if a movie makes a profit.

EatYourVeggies's picture

I think her lack of upper lip and super chin are what bothers me about looking at her.

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Maybe instead of calling it Wanted 2, they should just call it Unwanted. That title would work for either Anjie Holie-Shit or K Stews.
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This news will ruin the loons weekend.

Libra's picture

I hate to say this but maybe Megan Fox should be Angie's replacement. After all, she's been constantly touted as the "hotter", "younger" version of Angie by the media *eye roll*
But if you're seriously looking for a much hotter replacement of Jolie... i'd say go with either Charlize Theron or Monica Belluci !!!

Kerfuffles's picture

*points to that picture of Angie Jo*

See, Angie? That's how pretty you can be when you don't starve yourself. Morticia is NOT a good look on anybody, with the possible exception of Anjelica Huston.

zomay's picture

Does Wanted need a sequel? I had no idea there was a demand for Wanted 2.

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Submitted by zetaklk on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 12:44pm.
Kristen Stewart is a junkie. Did you see the Oscars? That girl was coked out of her mind! It looked like she did an 8ball before she went on stage! She couldn't stand still and she was working that jaw like she was chewing cud. Really, go back and look at it!
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Kristen Stewart is a junkie. Did you see the Oscars? That girl was coked out of her mind! It looked like she did an 8ball before she went on stage! She couldn't stand still and she was working that jaw like she was chewing cud. Really, go back and look at it!

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I think Kristen Stewart is gayelle. I alwasys got that vibe from her, way back in Panic Room.

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LOL...I picture Kristen Stewart more the ideal "assassinated", than "assassin"...I mean, at this point I associate her with the forces of pitch darkness anyway.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 11:16am.

Get Monica Belucci, for crying out loud, not some doughy wannabe whose facial features are migrating to the middle of her head.
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I'd rather see a dead Jolie than a live Stewart.

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I've always thought their is something lesbian about Kristen Stewart. I don't think she's sexy or feminine enough to follow in St. Angie's footsteps. Sorry.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 11:16am.

Wow, I can imagine her aiming a gun at someone, licking her lips, blinking hard to convey intensity, and finally... twitching random parts of her face.
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don't forget the teeth sucking and sighing.

acting by looking pissed off and constipated. old old trick.

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Wanted sucked big time, Jolie had raccoon eyes and was to thin to look credible. I think i'll pass on Wanted 2, even for free (thats why I watched the first one).

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That director made two of the best all time movies (daywatch, nightwatch) WTF happened? Wanted was dreck. Granted a lot of that was due to her piss poor acting so getting rid of her for a sequel was brilliant, but still. I expected so much more from him, it's a huge letdown.

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Hekki's picture

Really? I can totally see her as an assassin. She looks mean. Like hillbilly white trash mean. Like a junkyard dog mean.

And it's not like people watch those movies for the acting, either, so....

Wow, I can imagine her aiming a gun at someone, licking her lips, blinking hard to convey intensity, and finally... twitching random parts of her face.

If they cast her, Wanted 2 will suck balls. Get Monica Belucci, for crying out loud, not some doughy wannabe whose facial features are migrating to the middle of her head.

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Wow, Angelina has two huge talents, how will KStew ever fill those cups? I mean shoes.

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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 10:59am.

I don't mean this in a "har har she's a lesbian!" way, but Kristen Stewart looks a lot like a young Melissa Etheridge in that picture. They have similar facial configurations, methinks.
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Frigid.

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I've never even seen her act, but I think I saw her on Conan or Letterman or both... SO FUCKING DULL. Can't answer a question, keeps saying "like", no personality, makes horrible jokes, seemed so fucking uncomfortable like she'd run off stage any minute.

I saw that movie on a plane and when they said they take their orders from a giant loom, I laughed so loud that I'm sure the pilot heard me. So effing idiotic. I don't know how Morgan Freeman didn't lose his shit trying to get through that scene.

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I don't mean this in a "har har she's a lesbian!" way, but Kristen Stewart looks a lot like a young Melissa Etheridge in that picture. They have similar facial configurations, methinks.

I've only seen KS in that movie with the haunted house out in the middle of a cornfield or something, so I can't weigh in much on the "can/can't act" debate.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 10:38am.

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Hehe.

Does K.Stew have naturally light coloured hair? Or is it just that picture?

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Ugggggh, are you serious? In the New Moon trailer, she says "I love you" with the least amount of emotion I have ever heard. WTF. Robots are less monotone than her.

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The only reason she has any cred is because of Twilight, but the girl is BOOORING and devoid of any qualities that make her even remotely interesting to watch.

YourCuntiness's picture

why anyone would cast her in anything is beyond me. I've seen snails with more personality.

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Somebody who can't act being surpassed by somebody who can't act, that's novel...

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Best thing about stories like this is that Blohan isn't even being "considered" by infomercial directors I'd assume.

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Why can't these hollywood people see that Kristen can't act at all?!?!? I tried to watch that mess Twilight...every single one of the people in that movie can't act. Pattinson too...he just looked constipated. He did way better with the three lines he had in Harry Potter than in the entire crapfest that is Twilight. People are just so bamboozled(fucking love that word!) by the effing idea of vampires that they will forgive the crappy acting because they're all sooooo pretty. UGH!

Ok...feel better now that I got all that out...lol.

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CholaMom's picture

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i saw Wanted at my dentist's office. the movie was more painful.

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well, after that horrible performance in "Jennifer's Body" why should anyone be surprised?
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Submitted by BostonMike on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 10:35am.
She always looks like an angry lesbian.
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stake_spike's picture

I hate this trick and much like the first one (which was boring as fuck) if I'm bored I might download it.

And what's with James McAvoy, I thought he was a serious actor? Why would he sign up for this fuckery? I know he hasn't been in anything in a long time but damn he needs a paycheck that bad?

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Kristen Stewart is the opposite of sexy.

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That pic is not a bad look for KStew. Kind of cool and edgy. Even if she is baked.

However, she's still a crummy actress. The whole reason I won't bother watching any more Twilight movies. Haven't seen New Moon, and not going to.