Blind Item: I Guess, You Guess
This is a follow-up to the blind item I posted yesterday about a celebrity popping out of a pinata on Cinco de Mayo to declare their gayness. Or according to this follow-up, their gayelleness. From Blind Gossip:
Everyone is speculating about the celebrity who will be coming out in a very public way on May 5th. We think that Howard Bragman is a great publicist – and we know we’re going to appear on Larry King Live with him one of these days – so we don’t want to totally steal his thunder. However, we think we’re being led astray as to the star’s identity.Bragman has been talking a lot about how it’s time a gay man be cast as a superhero. But one of our sources slipped and may have given us an additional clue about the celebrity’s identity. They used the pronoun “she” when talking to us about the mysterious upcoming guest. They quickly tried to correct themselves by going back to using “he”, but it was too late. While there are many women who it could be, we think we’ve got it narrowed it down to three, although we honestly didn’t expect any of these three women to come out this year. Additionally, Michael Musto of The Village Voice seems to think it’s a singer or someone involved in music. So, with all these conflicting clues, dear reader, your guess is as good as ours.
Female and a singer? Hermmmm. Justin Bieber? Okay, that was one tenth of a wrong, and now maple syrup (or Canadians) will never taste the same to me again. But seriously, this makes it sound like on May 5th People Magazine's cover will feature Queen Latifah with the headline "The Queen Bows Down To Pussay" or something like that. I'm still not convinced it's Queen. Hell, I'm still not convinced there will be a big gay cover on Cinco de Gayo. Watch on May 5th People's cover will feature some bitch's new bikini body.
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Jessica Biel
Ellen Page
Latifah should embrace her lesbianism and just tell it like it is: it's not as if no one knows.
Whoever it may be, good for them.
as with what another poster has already said..i think this is about Jennifer Knapp...
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Submitted by Infamous on Sat, 04/24/2010 - 7:16am.
I definitley get lesbo vibes from Kristen Stewart.
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Me too! I think that's why Joan Jett cast her in the Runaways. She screams butch dyke to me, which would make her a perfect beard for vagina hating Rpatz.
Hey Mike--
Is it just me, or does it get exhausting having all these broads kiss your ass 24/7? From your posts you seem like a cool dude, so I'll wager you this: make the most disgusting, annoying comment here ever, and if some dumb broad responds positively, I win. If not, well then my faith in humanity is restored.
Maybe it's not worth it to you, but personally I'd rather know if people were responding to my insight, or the picture I post here periodically.
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Karen Flatts is always a cunt
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My guess:
If a man: Jake Gugenhyall (I know I destroyed that name.)
If a woman: Janet Jackson, or Sandra Bullock.
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However, since they jumped out of something that sounded Latin, it's a latino, so then:
Man = Mario Lopez
Woman = Not a clue. Heh.
The Queen has a new movie coming out soon and she's supposed to be IN LOVE WITH A MAN (Common). I seriously doubt she will come out and mess up this movie. The producers would kill her. Besides, her career is going too well and there is really no need for her to come out because everybody know anyway.
Also, isn't the May 5th issue of People already out? I mean, they date these things way in advance. The first is next Saturday so the magazine dated the 5th would have come out yesterday. At least that's what I think, but don't count on me to know what day it is!!
I think Queen Latifah is being forced out of the closet. I mean, her GF is her personal trainer and her ass is still fucking fat. Could anyone really believe that she really works out?
These are the three that came to my mind when I read this.
Kelly Clarkson
Ellen Page
Jessica Simpson
And as far as the BI goes, who cares? Nine times out of ten it's someone who everybody already knows is gay but they still feel the need to milk whatever publicity they can get out of it. Snooze fest.
I don't quite get this fad anyway. Why exactly do we need the coming out proclamations on the covers of magazines?
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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 8:12pm.
I don't get all the Kristen Stewart hate. Slouching and acting angsty aren't enough to garner the amount of D-listed venom she gets. Just thought I'd get that out there.
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This is Dlisted. Since when do we need valid reasons to spew venom at someone? Most of the time it's all for shits and giggles anyway.
And anyway, the fact that she's paid so well to act so terribly AND the fact that she can be a snobby uber bitch to people qualifies her for my venom, thankyouverymuch.
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$20 on Kelly Clarkson, she has a tour coming up and needs sympathy/damage control for the smoke em up tour.
What would be the point of Queen Latifah coming out? Everyone unofficially knows and accepts that she's gay. This is going to be as super-redundant as when Ricky Martin "came out". It's going to be like "uh, yeah, well..DUH!".
What is up with these people who we know are gay already and it isn't a big deal coming out? Is it to take the heat away from the people people suspect are gay but are still bearding? When is "Tommy Girl" (haha, love MK's moniker) Tom Cruise going to come out? That would be somewhat of an attention worthy big deal. Or some currently popular A-list big star some people have long suspected was gay announcing it with publicity for their lastest big blockbuster movie. Like Will Smith.
Those are the sort of people the public would be like "OMG, he/she came out!"
Also some rappers need to come out. There's something going on there too despite the suspicious over-the-top ~macho~ "hetero" posing of some of them. Lil Wayne? Kanye?
It's going to be a D-list star who seeking a lot of publicity. Usually stars just come out without all this build up.
Probably the Kardashians...
Female singer eliminates a lot of the guesses. And I just can't wrap my feeble brain around the size of the pinata that could contain all of Queen Latifah.
As far as Kelly Clarkson - could be but she was well known as the biggest slut who slept with half the guys in her high school. Maybe she slept around and finally figured out it wasn't peen that worked for her.
I'd like to see it be a surprise, not someone who has been openly gay just not admitting it.
Carrie Prejean, of course!!!
*giggle*
I definitley get lesbo vibes from Kristen Stewart.
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I'm going to guess it's Kristen Stewart.
Obvious choices would be Queen L or Kelly Clarkson.
If it isn't any of these three, then it's some famewhore or has-been looking to breathe life into their career, a'la Ricky Martin.
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I was really hoping Shakira.
Blind items, too long to read, uninteresting. I always skip this part, and the caption parts or open posts, solely, to have ongoing conversations. WTF?
About the Blind Items, I just wish they would fill us in when the juice happens. Don't care to guess, you know.
I'd think if they're planning a publicity blitz (hell it started) it would be somebody the general public would care about or know. I still think Anderson Cooper, but Queen L. is sort of mainstream having done some films. But JC Chavez, Michelle Rodriquez, even Kelly Clarkson - please. Who cares if they stayed in.
OPRAH
Her name is Jannifer Knapp
Christian Singer Jennifer Knapp Comes Out
CHRISTIAN SINGER
JENNIFER KNAPP IS ON LKL TONIGHT!!
By Emily Drabinski
via advocate.com
Award-winning Christian pop singer Jennifer Knapp discusses her return to music from a soul-searching hiatus and reveals how she reconciled her spiritual life with her sexuality.
http://larrykinglive.blogs.cnn.com/
Well I just watched Larry King and he had on as a guest this Christian singer who came out as lesbian this week. On the same show. Larry had on Ted Haggart, no lie.
Submitted by mharker on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 8:12pm.
Well, there's also the fact that she's pretentious and talentless. And, you know, I would love to see all the personal fantasies of millions of Twitards shatter like a broken window because they found out Bella would prefer Alice to Edward.
Kelly Clarkson is another possibility. Has she ever had a boyfriend? I mean been SEEN with one as opposed to just talking vaguely about some unnamed dude?
I wish it were Beaverface Whitetrash, but Disney still has a stranglehold on her. Maybe it's Shitney?
Gay superhero, singer, possibly female.
I think it's Robert Downey, Jr., whereas "Roberta" is probably his female persona.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 9:11pm.
I don't care what anyone's sexual orientation is. I just make them gay or straight according to my own selfish carnal needs.
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I hear ya...I have similar carnivore...er, carnal needs...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...Yeah, 'carnal'...*licking tiger chops*....
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 9:12pm.
I could be Drew! Hanging out with that Apple commercial douche could turn a woman off men in short order.
In the 1990s Barrymore was frequently described as bisexual, although she said in a 1997 interview that she had not "been with a woman in about two years".[63] In 2004, she was quoted as saying "A woman and a woman together are beautiful, just as a man and a woman together are beautiful. Being with a woman is like exploring your own body, but through someone else. When I was younger I used to go with lots of women. Totally. I love it".[64] In March 2007, former magazine editor Jane Pratt claimed on her Sirius Satellite Radio show that she had a romance with Barrymore in the mid-nineties.[65]
Barrymore was formerly a vegetarian, but has since begun to eat meat.[66]
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
I don't care what anyone's sexual orientation is. I just make them gay or straight according to my own selfish carnal needs.
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OMG!!! It is Hanna Montana. Final Answer.
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Zonko on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 9:37pm.
He sat down right next to us and proceeded to get a lap dance. That look on his sweaty, horny face is still haunting me (like post-tramatic stress disorder).
oh oh oh maybe its ALICIA KEYS!!!!
bitch is always rough and I don't buy that whole fuckin swizz beatz shit either
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I don't get all the Kristen Stewart hate. Slouching and acting angsty aren't enough to garner the amount of D-listed venom she gets. Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm going along with the others who said #1 is Michelle Rodriguez. She would make a good superheroine.
Hmmm does singing in a rotten rock'n'roll movie make Kristen Stewart count? Because she's even lesboer than Queen Latifah or Justin Bieber and you WOULDN't expect her to come out yet because it would kill her showmance AND the tweeners' dreams.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 7:54pm.
submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 7:52pm.
latifah totally came on to me waaay back in the early '90s, so i never doubted she was gay for a second.
Well, Dave Matthews came on to me circa 1993, but I don't think it's him.
lol
SuBo for the win, then~
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
based on new movies coming up and celebutards that are flooding weeklies
here are few names that spin my gaydar upside down
Zoe Saldana, Gerald Butler, Tyle Perry ( DOH) , Amanda Seyfried ( thats so fetch) Latifah ( ding ding )
Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy ( hello tranny ! )
Will Forte ( wgaf..but maybe)
Jake Gyllenhaal ( too soon ish but maybe )
KRISTIN DAVIS??????????
Jonah Hill ( chubby mo..can be )
Owen Wilson ( maybe?)
Adrien Brody ( maybe ish?)
Tilda Swinton ( oh please)
Kristen stewart ( maybe she wont kill that twitard fanatasy just yet tho)
JIM CARREY??????????????????????????????
anyway those are my half assed guesses
and if its a singe id say cheryl crow?
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Ooooo Kelly C!!!
Good guess !
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What about Kelly Clarkson.
submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 7:52pm.
latifah totally came on to me waaay back in the early '90s, so i never doubted she was gay for a second.
Well, Dave Matthews came on to me circa 1993, but I don't think it's him.
Dakota Fanning!
latifah totally came on to me waaay back in the early '90s, so i never doubted she was gay for a second.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Betty White!
my money's on susan boyle
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Dolly Parton?
It's time to 'fess up, Queen, the time is now & most of us have had an inkling about this for eons, ya lovable ole dyke!
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maybe its sandra bullock?????!!!!????
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Jada Pinkett?