Sunday, April 25th 2010
Betty White's SNL Promo!
Above is a short promo for Betty White's big Saturday Night Live debut in a couple of weeks. Now, whoever is calling Betty a "cougar" on the internet needs to eat their fingers off! Betty is no cougar. Betty White shits on cougars. I'm sure there's a video on X-Tube about this if you don't believe me.
Since we're on the subject of SNL, here's my favorite moment from last night starring Gabourey Sidibe and Andy Samberg. It probably tickled me the right way, because I was under the influence of frizzante and two McDonald's apple pies.
And that's what it looks like when a Jonas Brother loses his virginity. A Jonas cherry totally has a voice like a baby unicorn.
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Love Betty and that digital short was funny! I declare a Cherry War... next party I have!
Gotta admit, Gabby was downright cute in that Cherry Battle clip. Her face was HILARIOUS! I think comedy may be a good place for her.
Heck, if Kel from Fat Burger got work, why can't she?
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Submitted by Dignity 4 Sale on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 3:31am.
To the people unable to watch Hulu, download the "Hotspot Shield".
You can surf in private without your location being detected.
Don't worry, It ain't spyware or any crap, you can uninstall at any time without any junk left behind.
When you connect, a pop-up will open to it's main "news" homepage...you can just close it and resume with your affairs.
And it's free, they don't ask you to pay for $h!t or anything.
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I just installed this as I live in The UK. But, it seems to be taking a very very very long time to upload the videos. its like my connection is trying to fuck a virgin pussy in this hulu shit. so, i dunno maybe i have to much spyware its fucking with my new install i dunno. im bummed! i hate hulu! why the fuck the gotta leave UK out??
To the people unable to watch Hulu, download the "Hotspot Shield".
You can surf in private without your location being detected.
Don't worry, It ain't spyware or any crap, you can uninstall at any time without any junk left behind.
When you connect, a pop-up will open to it's main "news" homepage...you can just close it and resume with your affairs.
And it's free, they don't ask you to pay for $h!t or anything.
Betty White has comic timing, a rare and underestimated gift.
I thought Gabby was totally cute on SNL yesterday, like a high school drama student getting a go at the big leagues - it was endearing. Betty's gonna rock SNL...
Submitted by Athina on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 6:49pm.
ok, not trying to be mean, but I just DON'T see how this chick is going to go anywhere else in the entertainment industry. She lucked out because she was built for ONE role, and she did an awesome job playing a fat, abused chick. She's not interesting, she's not pretty, and she's simply not someone anyone wants to see more of.
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Gabby could always make money doing Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers commercials. I'm sure Valerie B. or Marie O. would be more than happy to take her under their wings. Also, she could do Celebrity Fit Camp or Celebrity Biggest Loser shows as well.
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I TiVo'd SNL and just watched it. I was uncomfortable the whole time I saw Gaby. It's like watching an enormous human being acting but you have to pretend like she's normal. Very awkward indeed.
Forget working out and dieting...she should just get it over with and go get some lipo.
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Gabby was awkward to watch, I hope Betty will be better.
Cherry Battle? I don't get it. Nothing about that was funny.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I honestly wouldn't mind seeing Gaby in something else. But I'm afraid she doesn't have the acting chops for it. Hopefully she's saving her money from all this - she's gonna need it.
I don't get it.
"She's not interesting, she's not pretty, and she's simply not someone anyone wants to see more of."
Your opinion.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
ok, not trying to be mean, but I just DON'T see how this chick is going to go anywhere else in the entertainment industry. She lucked out because she was built for ONE role, and she did an awesome job playing a fat, abused chick. She's not interesting, she's not pretty, and she's simply not someone anyone wants to see more of.
Oh yeah, and SNL sucks and hasn't been funny since Amy Pohler left.
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 3:13pm.
"Any ho that dare speaks ill of Betty White deserves to be raped and torn apart by wild dogs in front of their family."
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I'm thinkin' Ms. White is looking pretty harsh and decrepit these days. Not only that... but her crotch definitely reeks (with that old-bag smell), too.
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She is hawt!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
@ Like wow - it was an utterly stupid & pointless video to behold. Also disgusting & very un-funny. MK, What was the point of posting that nonsense, anyways? Hmmmm....
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I am not installing some Adobe plug in to watch that fat cow Gabby Sidibe sing or whatever she did. Yawn.
Betty White for Hot Slut of the Year!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uu8ohPX0Cs&feature=related
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You sluts better respect your elders or else I'll make ya!
*grabs shank-gun combo*
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PS The digital shorts are almost always the most hilarious part of SNL nowadays. This one was not their best but it was still really funny. They're not supposed to "make sense" or have a punchline or point, they're just funny because they're stupid. Laser Cats, Flags of the World, Shy Ronnie, etc...there have been so many I can't even think of right now. But yeah, I'm salivating over what they will do with Betty.
Any ho that dare speaks ill of Betty White deserves to be raped and torn apart by wild dogs in front of their family. Trust. She has significant longer than any of you have been alive, and is sure to be comedy gold, although I too worry her appearance is getting a little too hyped, given the average SNL episode these days. I have a feeling they will pull out all the stops for Betty. And supposedly Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Molly Shannon et al are all coming back to help her as a "Women of Comedy" thing. Not sure how that will play out either.
Spitting cherries was not funny. Dumb, gross.
Betty White's appearance might be getting hyped too much. It's better when you're surprised at how nasty funny she is.
Love that girl though.
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You_Complete_Me:
Brick.
Not plural.
You're just jealous!
*puff*
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WTF did I just watch? Cherry Battle what?
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Always have, always will.
BD... you & your hash bricks...
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Gaby was lame last night. Sorry folks, but the girl isn't great live. Her inexperience was showing badly. When she said she gave up ambitions to become a psych major in college because she's a star now, I thought, "girl, don't give that up too quickly!" Sadly the rest of the show proved me right. Weekend Update was the only part worth watching. Bleeehh.
Aw, Betty. Luff ya, but why'd ya hafta have eye surgery? At this point, it does not matter...
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
tried to watch SNL last night, was not funny. I think it's funny to 12 year olds, thats about it.
I thought the that was the Twilight wolf guy at first, that would've been somewhat funnier.
somebody else's spit out cherry in your mouth. ew,
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Submitted by PeachPie on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 1:47pm.
Sign me up. F Hulu. I don't want my brains eaten, anyway.
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Hahahaha! That Alec Baldwin ad was creepy.
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Damn, I read that high comment and forgot I still have some hash brick here!
I love Betty White but unless they bring back Tina Fey, I am predicting an uneven night of comedy for her.
They should let White produce the show too. It's not like she has not done it before!
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ugh I hate that I can't watch video content just because I'm outside of the states. can't I just flash my US passport at the screen or something?
Submitted by Secret Original on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 1:48pm.
SNL is too humorless for Betty White, and "I married him" is a particularly sad punchline. Hearing her give a straight read of "We're just fuck buddies" would have been funny.
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True...or "He's just my bodyguard" as he shirtlessly tidies behind her... even that.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 1:08pm.
Let's sue HULU, TITS!
Cuz I can't see shit either!
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It only takes 3 people to make it a class action.
I'm IN
SNL is too humorless for Betty White, and "I married him" is a particularly sad punchline. Hearing her give a straight read of "We're just fuck buddies" would have been funny.
Submitted by cMal on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 1:23pm.
Can we start a BarredFromHulu Club, TITS and TheBreakdown?
Had to go on YouTube to see it. My only regret is that I wasn't high when I watched.
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Sign me up. F Hulu. I don't want my brains eaten, anyway.
Can we start a BarredFromHulu Club, TITS and TheBreakdown?
Had to go on YouTube to see it. My only regret is that I wasn't high when I watched.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Cherry battle?
I don't get it.
Why is that funny?
Hell, I'll settle for why that's SUPPOSED to be funny.
GET ALOOOONG, LITTLE DOGEY!
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I *liked* the digital short - I like all the digital shorts.
Here it is in you tube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IISbkDfJRow
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Don't worry, Tits & Breakdown - the Hulu clip was very idiotic & unfunny. You didn't miss much. :D
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that was the most idiotic dumbest skit EVER!
for those of you who cant get hulu you didnt miss anything promise.
and i thought i would never say this but,
I'm getting sick of betty white.....sorry
A naked picture of Betty from the 1940's, is she not a very lovely 9 of hearts?
http://www.talkentertainment.com/TalkBack.aspx?art=17558
er..lovely
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Let's sue HULU, TITS!
Cuz I can't see shit either!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 1:03pm.
Oh sure. I can just picture TITS roping dogeys or whatever on the prairie.
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I guess you have no idea how little dogs are....
she could be "stringing" them, perhaps....
But, mostly, I can picture TITS prairie-dogging. Just like that:) You know...on a long hike up along one of those prairies...
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Hot memaw, Betty! That's what we call you!
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Oh sure. I can just picture TITS roping dogeys or whatever on the prairie.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 1:01pm.
MK!! CAN'T VIEW HULU OUTSIDE THE STATES.
? I thought you were in Texas? Or are you just thinking of dlisters in Chile? :)