Money Can't Buy You Talent Either
Because Kim Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party" was such a worldwide mega hit of epic proportions, other Real Housewives think they have what it takes (aka zero dignity) to release their own dance singles. Here's The Real Housewives of NYC's very own Cuntess LuAnn teaching us all about elegance in her new song "Money Can't Buy You Class." It's the perfect song to hump on your Ethiopian princess girlfriend to.
This mess sounds like it was recorded in Jill Zarin's powder room after they all got drunk on white wine spritzers. LuAnn's former maid Rosie probably held up a fan for her to sing into while Jill pounded on her back. It's the Countess' version of auto-tune.
On the last episode, Jill's dog wasn't shitting because it was sick. It was shitting because it was giving its official review of LuAnn's song.
If you haven't heard it already, click here to listen to LuAnn's fake ass rich lady accent in "Money Can't Buy You Class."
And now if you'll excuse me, I must go flip myself off in the mirror because I can't stop singing this song. ELEGANCE IS LEARNED!
(Thanks Michelle)
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Is this RuPaul's new song?
holy shit my ears are bleeding now and only after two minutes...can I sue her for ear abuse??
wtf....just wtf....
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 11:24pm.
I'm listening to this shit right now. This is absolutely horrendous. The Autotuning is beyond atrocious. The lyrics are terrible. And yet, I'm thinking of putting it on my iPod.
LOL
crappy song and crappy singer...yes money indeed can't buy her class...she certainly knows all about that 'cause she doesn't have any class and I seriously doubt she has money either...she probably spent it all buying the bullshit title she is so proud of...a really rich noble woman does not need to do a shit reality show. Face it Luann, real nobility wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire so you had to content yourself creating your own little NYC court with other tacky women from Brooklyn and Jersey like yourself.
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Come on, admit people... the song is catchy, albeit horrible. I would dance to it anyday!
That was bad, so bad. Why, why, why do I always click on the link?
And is it just me, or is Countess and Luann an oxymoron? I am almost positive that countesses are not allowed to be named Luann.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
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She makes Kim Zolciak sound like Mariah Carey.
Dis-Countess.
omfg that was awful she sound like a man when the auto tune wasn't on. that was truly frigging hideous
Is this song dedicated to Jill?
I want my 3 min of life back after listening to this tripe.
OMFG why did I click & listen to that shit?
The more one listens to the lyrics the more one has to wonder what the music producer was thinking as his client was buying all the gullible bunk about how much she is above it all when in fact her whole existence has been based upon her extorting her vagina for the sake of money and deep seated money at that too.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/04/is-the-countess-on-crack-money-s...
My favorite part..."Oh Yeah."
I'm listening to this shit right now. This is absolutely horrendous. The Autotuning is beyond atrocious. The lyrics are terrible. And yet, I'm thinking of putting it on my iPod.
With executions, sex scenes and young men dodging grenades and point blank artillery fire the caustic electronic music moans and by the time you get to the end of the nine minute trailer you want to see it all over again because being shocked and forced to reconsider the cultural milieu has perversely gotten hot.
If only real life was this exciting...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/04/m-i-a-born-to-be-free-the-music-...
I love how the Countless' post is immediately below the cat's taint. Perfection!
XX, Gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmx5IOjSlRI
LuAnn is a copycat...
Why do all these ugly ass housewives believe themselves to be singers? And am I the only one who thinks she sounds like Rupaul? (No offense, Rupau.)
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Suck yourself!
Wheres the old tranny singing this piece of shit...?
Emma Grace Frost
Yeah but it can buy you ass and that is exactly how she got HER money.
It sounds like she's underwater, straight-up.
I thought that was Sandra Bullock! fuck!
Submitted by shopaholic on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 4:55pm.
LOL what about when she told the one girl she could be a model and there was still plenty of time to lose weight! OMG WTF!!! I just about died, I was like I think I just witnessed her give that little girl an eating disorder!
WTH. Luanne... you will never be Amanda Lepore, give it up.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 6:44pm.
OMG!!! I was like bitch have a little dignity!! Everyone knows he was fucking around on you! She could have just said I dont want to talk about it!
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LuAnn has definitely been on my shit list this season. She becomes more and more annoying. I'm so glad that her bad singing skills will be put on display for all to hear.
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Oops, double post; my bad
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Um yeah, that songs like a total drag queen song. I'll pass.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Um yeah, that songs like a total drag queen song. I'll pass.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
OMG! She sounds like a man, and this song sucks. If I had to be tortured with "Tardy for the party" or "Money can't buy you class". I would listen to "Tardy for the party" lol.
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 2:42pm.
I thought Id die when last week she Sondra and Kelly were all sitting at the bar and Sondra asked Lulu is her hubby had cheated on her and she said, "I dont think I had that problem, Dahlink..." Talk about DENIAL!!
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
I couldnt get past the first verse...her tranny voice made my ears bleed.
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Heidi Montag's ears are bleeding.
Actually not that bad. I like the lyrics, and a real singer could get a dance hit out of this.
oh my god. truly horrible. i kind of want to throw up
Why is she still calling herself a Countess????
Me thinks she used to have a wenis.
Shut it off the moment I heard the Auto-tune. FAIL.
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Submitted by QuiFon: "The beginning is totally a rip off of Daft Punk's 'One More Time'..."
Yes, it is. Apparently, plagiarizing, like elegance, is learned.
(I love that Daft Punk song, too.)
Im totally working out to this!
WHY??!?!?!?!?????!!?!!!!!!!!!!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD SHE DO THIS??!?! I HATE HER!
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Is this a joke? This HAS to be a joke.
She looks like a young Harvey Keitel in drag. This is disturbing.
LMAO this is so going to top Sandra lee in my guilty pleasure chart
Submitted by Granny Frump on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 4:00pm.
Looks like a melange of Sandra Bullock and Joan Rivers. Hideous!
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Bwahahaha! And that 2002 Posh Spice hair with that corset, lmao
Um ... does the cuntessa LuAnn know that she is the proof of her own theorem?
The beginning is totally a rip off of Daft Punk's "One More Time" -- which I love, but that song was mocking autotune in 2001.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 3:21pm.
Bitch, why??
And the title Countess and the name Luann totally don't go together. That's like Princess Miley or something.
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I remember an episode when she went to mentor young girls..jr. high or high school age. She kept telling them over & over & over she was a countess. I kept hoping one of the girls would shank her. They did give her the side eye..a lot!
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