Money Can't Buy You Talent Either
Because Kim Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party" was such a worldwide mega hit of epic proportions, other Real Housewives think they have what it takes (aka zero dignity) to release their own dance singles. Here's The Real Housewives of NYC's very own Cuntess LuAnn teaching us all about elegance in her new song "Money Can't Buy You Class." It's the perfect song to hump on your Ethiopian princess girlfriend to.
This mess sounds like it was recorded in Jill Zarin's powder room after they all got drunk on white wine spritzers. LuAnn's former maid Rosie probably held up a fan for her to sing into while Jill pounded on her back. It's the Countess' version of auto-tune.
On the last episode, Jill's dog wasn't shitting because it was sick. It was shitting because it was giving its official review of LuAnn's song.
If you haven't heard it already, click here to listen to LuAnn's fake ass rich lady accent in "Money Can't Buy You Class."
And now if you'll excuse me, I must go flip myself off in the mirror because I can't stop singing this song. ELEGANCE IS LEARNED!