Monday, April 26th 2010

Twatter Wars: Corgan vs. Love

When Billy Corgan isn't licking the jam out of Courtney Love's (I refuse to call her Courtney Michelle) toes, he's showering hate all over her ass. Billy did latter this afternoon when he went kicked Courtney in the asshole on Twitter.

Let's all put on our Doc Martens, rip holes in our jeans and pretend like it's the mid-90s again so that we can really get into this shit. Here's Billy's thoughts on Courtney Love:

Thought #1: my face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs+If you can't write your own songs?

Thought #2: if you can't write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you...

Or, thought #3:maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband's money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs.

Thought #4: when you issue someone an apology on YOUR facebook page you might actually mean it and take responsibility for it. But...

Thought #5: the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov't taking away your parental right. Only you could abandon!

Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much?

Thought #6: so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.

Thought #7: ew and I can totally see ur split ends from here. groce. it's called v05 bytch.

No, Billy didn't write the last one, but he should have. That whole rant was like something out of Mean Girls. I pictured Billy smacking his lips and flipping his imaginary hair while giving it to Courtney. Courtney better watch it, because Billy is totally going to make out with her boyfriend and stuff the ballot box so that he wins Spring Formal Queen instead of her.

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 11:42pm.

I can't be the only one who thinks Smashing Pumpkins were way the fuck overrated?

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 9:17am.

Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 8:24am.

Uh, no, it's a meme. Thought you would get the joke.
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@stake_spike
"Didn't he write most of celebrity skin the album that sort of brought Hole back to life? He's in the liner notes."

Yes, Billy wrote almost that entire album.

I don't understand why he is bitching. He didn't have to write it if he didn't want to. It's his own fault.

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Billy Corgan's dick inside Courtney Love's cunt
Meditate on that mental picture
Two rockstars in limp-dick rut
the only living thing they produce is DESPAIR

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Didn't he write most of celecbrity skin the album that sort of brought Hole back to life? He's in the liner notes.

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He makes a good point.

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Acting like fucking children. Pathetic.

And Sushi - no, you are not the only one. I have never ever liked them - mostly because I cannot stand Billy Corgan's annoying-as-fuck whiny voice.

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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.

Why not a variation of 'Love', like 'Courtney Sweetheart', 'Courtney Enchanting' or 'Courtney Cutie'. Or perhaps simply 'Lucy':

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Submitted by like-wow on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 9:13am.
Who the hell is Billy Corgan?

Let me get this straight. You DO know who Marilyn Manson is, but you've never heard of Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins?

And YAY, Billy! That is one of the best "readings" I have ever read!

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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 8:24am.

Uh, no, it's a meme. Thought you would get the joke.

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Who the hell is Billy Corgan? Never heard of him. Oh well if it wasn't for Dlisted and a few choice reality shows, I wouldn't know who anyone is. Need to get out more.

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Billy Corgan has done a LOT to help Courtney's career. He wrote or co-wrote Hole songs, suggested Melissa Auf Der Mauer after their original bassist died, blah blah blah.
At the end of the day, I just don't think homegirl will ever get over the fact that Courtney Love dumped him for Kurt Cobain, the rest being history. Egomaniacs/megalomaniacs can NOT handle rejection of any kind, and Billy Corgan is just that. Overinflated sense of self-worth and talent...fool thinks he needs a bodyguard to go to Whole Foods (TRUE STORY)
(full disclosure: this is coming from a formerly rabid Smashing Pumpkins fan and former Chicagoan)
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 7:54am.

I am so tired of people trying to blame Courtney Love for Kurt Cobain's demise. And calling her a no-talent is erroneous and just below the belt. Out of all these Hollywood sluts with actually no talent, when one comes along with some people don't seem to know how to act.

She IS a crackhead, yes. But she's a crackhead with some talent, a good singer-songwriter and a better actress than some of the sluts doing it full-time!

And I am not a big C-Love fan, but I will throw a ho a bone!
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Feh. They're both a couple of cockpockets.

The only reason he's vomiting this all up on his Twitter page NOW is because he's banging her semi-nemesis Jessica (from the Veronicas). Trust.

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This shit cracks me up. Twittering is retarded. Used to be you would send somebody a pissy e-mail like this and call it a day. Now people are airing it for the world to see. I prefer to do my personal shankin privately.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 8:34am.
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*you're. *you're revolutionary is what I meant to say. Sometimes bastardizing the English language means you're not paying attention:)

And yes. Noone is now a hitman. What's it to you?!;p

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 8:12am
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 7:59am.

Noone has to bash her, its not something that even needs to be said.

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Okay, this...

"Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much?"

...sounds like major creepiness.

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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 7:56am.

Noone has to bash her, its not something that even needs to be said. We all know she is a pile of fecal matter!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 11:03pm.
What celebrity??? Evilshoe its not suprising you are pretty damn intresting!

It's impressive to me that most comments are bashing Billy Corgan and not that disgrace-to-the-human-race Courtney Love.

This bitch goes to the radio and says a whole lot of shit about Corgan and he has to keep it quiet? WTF, not everyone has iced tea for blood.

I particularly like how he trampled all over her record, saying it was written by someone else, LOL, you go Billy! Bitch doesn't even write her own songs and has the nerve to brag and bash other people's genuine work? FUCK the hell OFF.

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Oh Billy I thought you where better then that! Oh wait no I didnt, oh well. Also its liek at one point you thought enough of her to stick your penis in her so dont be getting all high and mighty over here hmmmmkay???
What kinda dumbass are you to let this even dumber cracky TRICK you into writing songs for her?? CHESUS!

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I am so tired of people trying to blame Courtney Love for Kurt Cobain's demise. And calling her a no-talent is erroneous and just below the belt. Out of all these Hollywood sluts with actually no talent, when one comes along with some people don't seem to know how to act.

She IS a crackhead, yes. But she's a crackhead with some talent, a good singer-songwriter and a better actress than some of the sluts doing it full-time!

And I am not a big C-Love fan, but I will throw a ho a bone!

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Billy Corgan may be a tool (I think we are all in agreement here on that) but he's right about Courtney's daughter. Frances Bean will always be a million times cooler than her mother. I truly hope she doesn't go down the path her parents did and leads a happy, healthy, successful life.

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I thought his post was fine in terms of grammar and spelling.

I bastardize the English language all the time. But I am able to do so only because I have a better command of the language than most English-speakers.

When I read blogs and comments on sites these days, I vow to never send my children to public schools. It is usually that bad. I can proudly say that Dlisted is one of the more educated sites...

aside form suck&fuck, of course.

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OMG you guys are being a little testy about grammar this morning. He only used "u" towards the end and I assume he was sick of running out of characters.

Bastardizing the English language doesn't always mean you're uneducated. Sometimes it means you revolutionary. Not in this case, but still.

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Submitted by kokoskitten: "...i hate seeing "celebrities" past the age of 40 using misspelled junior high abbreviations, in general just using twitter."

Same here. I can understand when little kids like Justin Bieber do it, but for some reason I assumed Billy Corgan was actually educated.

And I know people will rush to the defense of the illiterate, saying you're only allowed so many characters per post on Twitter, but you know what I say to that? THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE WRITING; make your point with fewer words.

(Ha)

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who cares billy no one cares what songs u wrote on the record cause everyone will only care for the ones linda perry wrote and produces so suck it billy...by the way love love love skinny little bitch!!!

Forget Jessica Simpson. Didn't he do Tila Tequila?

Ewwwwwwwww.

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That was epic!

They need to lube up and wrestle now!

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Can they really be called "thoughts" when he has trouble writing a complete, coherent sentence?

SHe stole all of Kurt song's and still uses them to this day.

God, who cares? Nirvana was so fucking overrated. Kurt was so fucking overrated. The fucking asshole couldn't even tough it out and be there for his kid.

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I'm so proud of this dude! THANK GOD he told her ass off. Someone needed to. SHe stole all of Kurt song's and still uses them to this day. Fucking psychopath.

Billy is probably trying to stick up for his girlfriend. (Jess from Australian chick pop band The Veronicas). Courtney lunatic was ranting on awhile back that Jessica had stolen her clothes.

HOLE just came out with an album, and this rant comes up on Dlisted?! Obvious! Sell shit by famewhoring, easy. New album still sounds like crap.

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Submitted by Miss Havoc on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:40am.

HE IS SO CORNY! It is like high school. I want to smack him in his pan face.
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Hahaha, pan face. Can we just smack him in the face WITH a pan?

And I've have more sensible notes passed to me under a desk in the second grade, and they were scrawled in crayon.

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And he is yellow-ish. He needs to stop.

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HE IS SO CORNY! It is like high school. I want to smack him in his pan face.

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Even if I do agree with some of the things he said, I find it difficult to lend much credence to anyone who has shagged Jessica Simpson. And putting it out there on Twitter only makes him seem like more of a tool than I already thought he was.

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@Sushi: No honey... I am on that train of thinking that they were way overrated too. Hated their songs, lyrics, Corgan's whoring around with everyone.

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Courtney has got to stop doing her own make-up. Doesn't she have enough of Kurt Corbain's money to have it done for her? Dave Goehl says she does.
See these assholes are why I can't get, my love John Stamos, to answer my tweets. He is afraid of some bitch fest on tweeter.

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Doesn't anyone enjoy flying under the radar anymore... is the whole world a famewhore? Do we have to know about every fight 2 narcissists have with one another? I enjoy reading it, don't get me wrong, but what happened to never putting something in print that you wouldn't want the whole world to read!?

I can't be the only one who thinks Smashing Pumpkins were way the fuck overrated?

I can't be the only one who thinks Smashing Pumpkins were way the fuck overrated?