Tuesday, April 27th 2010

He Said, She Said

After Tito Ortiz was arrested for allegedly whooping Jenna Jameson's ass, she brought her twin boys outside to talk to the media about the incident. If it was me, I would be inside watching the last 45-minutes of What's Love Got To Do With It for inspiration, but Jenna does things differently I guess.

Jenna said that Baby Huey tossed her into the bath tub after she said something "very hurtful to his ego." Jenna suffered two tore up ligaments in her shoulder. Jenna left for Las Vegas yesterday to get away from his ass.

After Baby Huey was released on bail, he held a press conference with his lawyer to give his side of the story. Baby Huey swears he never put his hands on Jenna. He says that she's a longtime OxyContinhead who had a relapse yesterday. Baby Huey's lawyer said:

"Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse. Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.

When you're dealing with people on OxyContin they don't always have the best sense of balance. Jenna and Tito have two children together, they planned on spending the rest of their lives together. They want nothing more than to work together on this."

Jenna denies she's thirsty for OxyContin and said Baby Huey's accusation is the "last nail in the coffin."

What I want to know is what did Jenna say to Baby Huey? Did she tell him that when he fucks her it feels like he's throwing a flea's leg down an airport hangar? Did she tell him that he's as hung as her belly button? Did she tell him that his jizz load smells like foie gras? This is what we need to know.

In the meantime, here's some pictures of Jenna, her father, her twinsies and their hot nanny hanging outside her house yesterday. Since Jenna has been through some shit, I will refrain from talking about how she looks like Muffy from Antz after getting the Wildenstein Special.

Posted by: Michael K


pecansweet's picture

clearly jenna j wants to get back in the news and press,just remember a few weeks ago she lashed out on kendra complaining about her behaviour,kendra is no saint but to me kendra looks like an angel compared to her,the porn star teaching another how to be a mom,made me laugh lol,ppl have forgotten about her,this is an attempt to get back into the headlines,pathetic.

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Tito's ex-wife, whom he was married to for ten years, stated publicly yesterday that he NEVER laid a hand on her the entire time they were together. She's on good terms with him and lauded over his role as a father. I don't know what's going on with Jenna but I'm definitely on Team Ortiz.

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Try as she might, she just cannot fight the white trash gene.

She'll be back in a Riverside trailer park in 3, 2...

It is written.

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I remember seeing Jenna at some phony fashion show before she got married. She was with her gay. She is really petite and tiny. I totally believe she's hooked on oxi-whatever. She's an ex-porn star..she knows what time it is.

She is busted, disgusted and can't be trusted.

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Carl B's picture

OxyContin addiction? How can that happen?
EASY. That shit is Heaven served up on Earth.
You get a taste, allasuddin you need "Pain Relief, Every Day, All the Time".
I got all I wanted in the hospital!

Carl B's picture

GOD I wish Jenna Jameson was my mom. I'd love tha big ups that my mom was a fucking TTL pornstar.
That's hot.
A whole new fucking dimension to the Oedipal complex.Wanting to fuck your mom because she was a hot piece of ass on porn.

Her sons are really cute! But she looks AWFUL. Really sad that she keeps getting involved in these fucked up relationships.

I believe him. Online there is a more lengthly story about what he said ,and having lived it myself it all makes sense. She has admitted to past drug problems and according to him didn't like being confronted with her continuing drug use. I lived with a prescription drug abuser who would tell people how verbally abusive I was to him carefully leaving out why i had become angry (mixing drugs ,doctor shopping ,trading and selling drugs with people in NA and AA) I was always searching our house to find out what he was taking. these 2 have been together awhile but there has never been a story about him being physically abusive before. He just hit her over something she said ? Her evidence was a scratch on her arm from a guy that big ? She's a drug addict ,she's lying and she's got to small kids ,how nice.

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yikes! what did jenna do to her face? and there's dear old dad, standing by his daughter and probably hoping one of jenna's porn friends will blow him in the car....
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 4:43pm
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Did you see on TMZ, the video of her finding out that Tito said she was on the Oxy something or other? She's totally wasted...in Vegas...w/o her babies...yeah, she's real "tore up" about this whole thing. I thinks she's full of shit, and her creepy Mccreepy father is just that...creepy

Cake666's picture

It seems more and more popular to beat women these days. I blame mothers not raising their sons properly, they're still acting like spoiled little children that trow tantrums when someone says something that hurts their ego...fuck off, grow up. Learn to be a MAN, not a dumb child.

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I'm sure this has been said already, but I just had to give her the side-eye when she trotted off to CVS for the sling. Imagine it: Your love - the father of your babies - beats you, badly. You're physically injured and emotionally broken. You want maybe two things: medical attention and the company of your closest confidantes. You do NOT want to go shopping in public, with photographers trailing you. You do NOT want to treat yourself with a visit to a drugstore. You do NOT want to buy a brace and PUT IT ON before leaving the store.

I hate that I'm casting suspicion on a woman who's alleging domestic abuse. But in this case, ... yesterday's production seemed really insincere.

Whatever's picture

Why do I feel like this skank is spinning this to get publicity? I feel awful for anyone who is horribly abused and/or raped but this idiot needs to get help. Not cry infront of the cameras for a photo-op.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:53am.
Sometimes, rape survivors do become sexually promiscuous in a misguided effort to take their sexual power back. Rumor has it, according to another gossip blog, that actress Gabrielle Union has the same issue. She is a rape survivor who allegedy has banged bunches of rappers and athletes--married and single--from L.A. to Miami. It's even hurt her career because she spends more time partying and fucking than auditioning. Or at least that's the rumor...

dayum. really? I'd heard that Gabrielle was a rape survivor...at least it sounds somewhat familiar...but the banging of the host of guys I had not heard about. how terrible for her...she's SO beautiful and deserves SO much better.

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I woke up to this this morning on the news and it made my morning....they were sooo in love, soulmates from the beginning, true love, never met a man like Tito, best father, best husband, best lover.
BEST MMA (or whatever its called) fighter with women??

The best thing I can say is that the twins are gorgeous.

And if she went to court or the police station or wherever she is while these photos were taken, why does she have Cousin Stevie with her from Porn...that isn't a good argument or a good witness to have with you, she;s just a dumb cunt, once a dumb cunt, you can fix yourself up, make millions, own a company, have kids, you are still a dumb cunt. If that is her dad, he and Cousin Stevie were separated at birth.

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Jenna needs help for the sake of her beautiful sons. Her face is so telling of some type of personal demons either its her drug abuse, over use of surgery, and the excessive twitter and media attention (it's a sign of a narcissistic disorder).

Tito was right in getting legal counseling fast as soon as she started to leverage media attention to mask her addiction. His lawyers were smart in calling the spade a spade and outing her in an effort to save his ass. His career was at sake too.

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She looks haggard. And she has the "too done" around the eyes look reminiscent of Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:26am.
I find it hard to believe that being gang raped would make you want to go into the porn industry. I don't buy it.
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It makes perfect sense. Victims of rape-esp. when it occurs when they are children or adolescents-often think that by sleeping with a lot of people, they are "re-claiming" their sexuality. It's like, "Okay. I am going to have sex on my own terms." It would explain why someone would go into the sex industry.

Trust me, I know more about this then I would like.

suze's picture

It doesn't help Tito that on last week's episode of The Ultimate Fighter (sorry, I watch the show) Tito had a major tantie and ripped a door off the hinge.

Wonder is Dana White is gonna weigh in on this.

My jury is out on this one...

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Golden Corral is an all you can eat buffet place.. worse than the sizzler.

I bet tiger woods picks up tail there.

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I was all for Team Jenna last night until I saw the videos of her talking to TMZ photogs. That's Attention Whoring 101.

Not sure who to believe now.
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I bet Jana is a fatty who works at Golden Corral. Her "business meetings" take place on the toilet.
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babybunny's picture

nothing says "I'm a victim" like a road trip to VEgas!!!...she probably wanted her freedom, and figured hey, I will get this big baboon put in jail for "beating me up" ...and then spend a week in VEgas!! BTW, she looks like shit, major plastic surgery fail....and I like whoever said when did Tito Ortiz beat up Joceylyn Wildenstein???...that is classic!!!

QueenieBK's picture

She used to be so pretty. Now she looks like shit.

My husband met her before all the plastic surgery fuckery, and he said she was even better looking in person.

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Cute kids, unfortunate parents. The nanny looks like she has her shit together though!

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The curly-headed babeh looks like one of Garcelle Nilon's sons -- maybe now we know who Mike was hitting on the side!

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Big Bertha's picture

she looks so old and tired.

here's some pics when she was young:
http://www.galleries.badgirlsblog.com/albums/jennajameson/jenna_jameson_...

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TEE's picture

i thought i was looking at Heidi Montag

Doppelagent's picture

I guess if Tito had really lost control, she would look a lot different.

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yentalicious's picture

Why is one kid dressed in a towel?

kitty1's picture

She's ugly. And guess what--I Don't Care.

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Submitted by Siphoned_Dreamz on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:42pm.

Very true - maybe we can actually get our own box on forms now that our President is mixed as well!
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Hell yeah! That would be nice! I don't even look at that section anymore. (or - I HAVE written in: Guess again! and None of the Above) Fuck'em if they can't take the time!

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Submitted by Siphoned_Dreamz on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:42pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:28pm.
Wow. Whatever. I love the art of mixed-baby making. Her kids are cool looking.

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Very true - maybe we can actually get our own box on forms now that our President is mixed as well!

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

When did Tito Ortiz beat up Jocelyn Wildenstein?

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Submitted by Siphoned_Dreamz on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:42pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:28pm.
Wow. Whatever. I love the art of mixed-baby making. Her kids are cool looking.

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Boys should not hit whores...I mean girls.

oh, and pppssssssttttt, jenna, if you stop carrying around heavy objects (i.e. children) we will be more inclined to believe you. just sayin'.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:28pm.
Wow. Whatever. I love the art of mixed-baby making. Her kids are cool looking.

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Zonko's picture

If she had 2 torn ligaments in her shoulder, she would NOT be holding that kid.

It's very obvious she's back on Rush Limbaugh's favorite pain-of-being-Rush killer.

4lice4nn's picture

I couldn't even tell it was Jenna Jameson from the pic MK posted.

Jesus christ, she looks used.

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Anyway, I too would really like to know the "hurtful" thing she said to him. Had to be that he has a small dick or that he cant get it up.

As for her going to Las Vegas that is not something any rational woman would do after claiming her husband/boyfriend physically abused her. I'm guessing its a drug run.

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Hey Sugar Free,
Thanks! I didnt know about that weight gain factoid! That's interesting actually...because it's so tied up in what society deems "lust-worthy" and it's unfortunate that someone else's negative actions influence someone to use their body instead of their brain but there we are. I think the government should have mandatory therapy for all assault (whether physical or sexual) and rape victims. They house, feed and clothe the bastard who is guilty, but dont do anything to help the victim get back to their lives...shameful, really.

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Wow. Whatever. I love the art of mixed-baby making. Her kids are cool looking.

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Siphoned_Dreamz's picture

Ive always hated this bitch for ruining my name - there was a time where "Jenna" was a pretty albeit unusual name not associated with a filthy skank

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ha ha Beaker, I said the same thing!!

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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:29am.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:26am.

I'm sure that even if you did, your parents would still love you. People don't know how much they can love and forgive until they're faced with adversity. I'm not saying it's easy to get over the fact that your little girl does gang bangs for a living but I like to believe that most parents tend to be supportive.

I'm not a parent but if I had a kid that went into that industry I don't think I'd be a super supportive parent. I understand forgiveness after they've gotten out and decide not to do it anymore, but if they are in the midst of a big porn career I would really be hard pressed to even talk to them.

smeltonjohn:

i agree with all your comments and it's true that some rape victims have intimacy issues. weight gain is common since it's a way to avoid being lusted after.

but a large percentage do become promiscious and/or turn to the sex industry or ho stroll. unfortunately there are alot of people who take advantage of someone's vulnerablities and low self-esteem.

ETA: maybe "large percentage" is exaggerating a bit. i stand corrected.

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That's a mug full o' Restylane.