Tuesday, April 27th 2010
AHHHHHH!
Horny primates who get a boner for malnourished apes in low-budget drag have new fapping material thanks to this cover of Steppin' Out Magazine starring The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Guidice.
It's a little surprising that a magazine who produced the artistic rest stop masterpiece that was Hailey Glassman's cover also put this bestiality mess together. This is exactly why most cameras have a "zoom out" feature. Although, the elbow nipple is a nice distraction.
And now let's all flip our monitors over so we don't have to look at this anymore.
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LOL!I thought someone was sitting on her shoulder's. HER ELBOW,MK..AHAHA
Why do I want to call GEICO?
and why do I think it's still not that easy for HER to do it?
She looks like she's pushing 50! I always thought she was odd looking but her hubby must be blind. Did Aly Lohan do her brows? This is one person whose face matches their hideously ugly personality. Wow.
This is one disgustingly ugly nasty ass bitch. The same one who started screaming & turned over a table on their stupid reality TV program; totally posing & playing to the camera. I guess she thought that if she acted like a stupid jackass, people wouldn't notice how fucked up her face is. MAJOR FAIL...
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That is a minuscule forehead!
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Anyone else notice her arm looks like a thigh? I mean it's fucking HUGE.
She's a beast, but that photo is particularly awful. I wonder if the prostitution whore is doing the publisher of Steppin' Out and influenced him into taking and using the worst photo of her nemesis imaginable?
Oh, look! It's Amy Crackhouse's twin!
Whoever picked this pic for the cover...GENIUS!!
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I was watching this show last night, don't judge me. Anyway, this bitch is crazy fug and her hair makes me lol.
All the Jersey housewives are fug. Must be the water.
I'd lube her slit up good with extra-virgin olive oil first.
I'd lube her slit up good with extra-virgin olive oil first.
Obviously, I have fucking Tourette's when it comes to olive oil.
I'd lube her slit up good with extra-virgin olive oil first.
I used to think high foreheads ( VanDerBeek, Tyra, Iman, Sade, too many to count) were a bit scary but this photo almost made me lose my chicken nuggets.....it belongs in the Guiness museum of WTF.
Who is this sloth-faced tranny?
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That is a very scary picture. Great for Halloween.
Why not get laser hair removal when its an available option??? I dont get it!
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yea, she's got the whole forehead issue, etc., but they must have some low budget photog for this magazine. this is a bad photo for many reasons.
They are such a fucking mess....and GOD I CANT WAIT TILL MAY 6th....I notice Teresa who has NO money they claimed is wear a chinchilla jacket, and I notice in the coming attractions some shit goes down where someone is pressing charges against someone...
PLEASE GOD/JESUS/KARMA IF YOU LOVE ME JUST A LITTLE, please take the cameras into the booking room and the holding cell, I wanna see these whores in the holding cells. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!
Looks like this season should be better than 1...I can NOT WAIT.
@SNOWY, are you gonna continue to watch????
She really looks old in that pic, Im sure they airbrushed it but she either looks like she's scared or has to shit, either way not a good pic.
Again, I cant wait for it. YESSSS I need a life.
also, nice lip wrinkles.
botox the fuck out of your forehead and forget the lip wrinkles? and you're 35??? cigarettes are not your friend, She-Ra...FAIL! :-P
as Swan from MAD TV would say:
she look like a man. 8-O
Coming next season:
"The Real Australopithecus Afarensis of 4000 BC"
Ok, so I heard/read that Marilyn Monroe would shave her hairline--something about shaving off a widow's peak or making her forehead a little longer.
If Marilyn Monroe wasn't too good for it, then this lady surely isn't. She's supposedly got money, so she can just get some laser on it. Yeah, she'll have to get that area tanned for a while because otherwise it will be some big freaky white strip on her forehead, but it's still better than looking cro magnon.
If nothing else, get some damn bangs so it's not so obvious.
Snideychick sez:
And to think she pays money to look like this? Seriously? She thinks this is good?
What happened to Plectemous (sp?)
He/she did all the great Avi.s right?
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The Lohan Dynasty, bringing family values, dignity,and social awareness of model behavior back to Hollywood (and New York). Eat it Barrymores!~~
I thought those were knees around her head! Not a beauty...* throws up in mouth a little*
Is this Geico's idea of bringing sexy back?
"Help make the world a better place. Slap a stupid person today."
That is some brokedown tranny shit right there.
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Where's her forehead?
babybunny -- to correct you, allegedly evidence shows that cavemen preferred blondes. ._. Thus, even back in the day, cavemen would throw this CAVEwoMAN in the gutter while they pounced on the naturally highlighted babes.
That's the worst cover EVER! Lol. This trick has like half an inch of forehead space. How does that happen? I'm amused and terrified all at the same time.
'retarded gorilla' an insult to gorillas everywhere
Bitch looks like a retarded gorilla.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Maybe her (is that a her?) forehead/hairline is in the right place, it is just the rest of her features that are supersized?
The guy who publishes this rag is a total dick.
This cover brings to mind a quote from the movie Tootsie:
Rita: I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back?
Cameraman: How do you feel about Cleveland?
LOL
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 12:05pm.
There's little hope for the kids, unless the parents themselves decide to be humble, producitve members of society. I see a couple Cameron Douglases and Lindsay Lohans in the future.
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Douchechill!
Why, hello, ELBOW
HONESTLY. I don't understand her forehead. How could it be that short and still house a normal human brain?? Like where does the frontal lobe of the brain go?
"Sasquatch Vouge"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i bet she waxes her chest.
I instinctively feel like pushing back that hairline with a broom.
Isn't there a single one of these "real housewives" that is doing, acting and thinking "real housewife" things? Every time I turn around there's some gagworthy offshoot project being peddled. I don't watch these real housewives shows but I feel as if I've watched them all! I want to see June Cleaver again. I want to see Mrs. Brady Bunch again. These "Housewives Of Wherever" scare me too much!
This is EXACTLY the cover I expect from a free, low rent magazine called "Steppin' Out"
Damn! Now I have to pray for celebrity news so Michael can push this wildebeest over to the second page. I had a bad day with the mule from Jesse James yesterday now this horse face today. Michael needs to be more considerate to those DListers who view from work.
No one wants to be frightened at work.
Makes you unproductive all day.
Shivers!!
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Y'all are killing me with these comments! Thank you, I needed some good laughs today. :)
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