Bret Michaels Is In Stable Condition
Bret Michaels rep tells Radar that his condition has been changed from critical to stable. Don't start filming your audition video for Rock of Love Hospital just yet, because Bret's rep also said he suffered a minor setback today in his recovery from a brain hemorrhage. The doctors have diagnosed Bret with a side effect called hyponatremia that causes seizures. Bret's rep said this to People:
"Michaels remains under 24-hour observation in the ICU and is in positive spirits. He is responding well to tests and treatments. Even though today was a minor setback, doctors remain hopeful for a full recovery.Many people are speculating Michaels's head injury suffered from a prop striking the singer at the Tony Awards last June is the cause. But for many patients with this condition, no cause is often found.
Coupled with the fact that Michaels is a lifelong Type 1 diabetic and has recently undergone emergency appendectomy surgery while on tour in San Antonio, he will remain monitored closely by his medical team to make sure no complications occur from the diabetes.
Doctors are hopeful that Bret will gradually improve as the blood surrounding the brain dissolves and is reabsorbed into his system, which can be a very painful recovery and take several weeks to months."
Yes, but is Bret flirting with nurses, doctors, orderlies, janitors, candy stripers, fellow patients and his IV pole (hey, it's a skinny bitch with two plastic bags on it)? If the answer is yes, then all will be fine in the world.
P.S. - I have no idea what he's holding in that picture. A diaphragm covered with trail mix?
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I honestly don't give a shit about this piece of white trash. The least you could do MK is stop pretending to be a fucking hypocrite like Piggez and quit posting these fucking "GET WELL SOON" updates. More interested in the mendiant?
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This is encouraging news. I hope he keeps getting better.
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I knew old Bart would pull through. Now he can go back to chasing skanks young enough to be his daugther. I do think Bart is nice to his fans but is a legend in his own mind. Yes Brett (aka Bart) was popular in the 80's but is not the rock legend he claims to be. Can you imagine real rock legends like Mick Jagger, Pete Townsend, Paul McCartney bragging about how many records they have sold and arenas they have sold out while chasing around a bunch of bimbos on a bus or a ship? Bless your heart Bart.
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Diabetic's can NOT DRINK! WTF IS HE DOING??? Does he not understand his disease. I have no sympathy for him. I know people who have their amputated cause of this disease. It is no joke! Brett needs to start getting REAL!
Michael K, in the picture above, Bret is holding a mendiant. It's a type of candy. In this case it's a white chocolate mendiant featuring dried and candied fruits. Be well Bret! Good luck recovering.
My two cents about this,
It's not uncommon for diabetics to have complications following surgery. I found this out when my mom had a defibrillator installed after suffering a major heart attack.
A week after surgery she had a stroke from a clot that wasn't there before, although it was over a decade ago so I'm not sure it was a clot. It is possible Bret suffered the same thing after his appendectomy.
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You should've said (about the IV), "It's two plastic bags wrapped around a pole." AKA stripper. Hehe.
Anyway, YAY!!
Sounds like cocaine to me, too. Bret Michaels looks like he parties hard. With type 1 Diabetes, too. Damn.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 9:51pm.
No wonder I forgot - it's cuz he used to be this guy:
http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/bret-michaels-shirtless.jpg
Bwuahahahahahahahaha! Thanks angel for reminding us that Brett was a major douche over two decades ago...and just like that 5.99 bottle of wine you bought then, he hasn't aged well. While I do wish him well in this current health crisis, he remains the leader of one of the lamest bands to ever destroy the ozone layer with AquaNet. Perhaps this setback of his will stop the rock and we'll never ever have to hear "Every Rose Has Its Horns, er, Borns, er, Mourns, er, Whatever" again.
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No wonder I forgot - it's cuz he used to be this guy:
http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/bret-michaels-shirtless.jpg
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What's with the dried fruit and nuts?
O! It's Bret Michaels Nevermind.
You know what? I totally fucking forgot what band this guy is in.
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Submitted by Carl B on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 9:13pm.
Aww, Carl B, I'm touched. Maybe I should go into nursing just for that. For serious, this dry spell sucks.
As for Bret, great news for him and his family. Shit, I'm sure the nurses are lining up for him.
Submitted by Infamous on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 7:04pm.
I feel another season of Rock of Love comin up in the near future
...and Brett is gonna do what? Chase the plastic tittie honeys up and down the bus aisle or hallway in his Lifestyle scooter?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I had a few of the goddamned nurses enamored when in hospital. One fugly specifically asked to see my abdominal incision, and I purposely uncovered my balls and cock while displaying the lower abdominal wound. Bitch was obviously turned-on, and I liked it. Too bad she was not a hottie, but it's all-right. Hope that nursie is still masturbating to my junk. That was kinda hot, watching her light-up and eyeball my male display.
Yes, but is Bret flirting with nurses, doctors, orderlies, janitors, candy stripers, fellow patients and his IV pole (hey, it's a skinny bitch with two plastic bags on it)
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Classic! brought out the lols! :')
That's really good news that they've upgraded him to stable condition. Bret seems like he has some lucky stars there. Came across an interesting read today...
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/04/28/my-husband-had-a-brain-hemorrhage-li...
Good to know; strangely have a soft spot for Rock of Love's first season. At least for the vids MK linked here. Bret seems like one merry man ho, so get better soon, happy ho!
<"Many people are speculating Michaels's head injury suffered from a prop striking the singer at the Tony Awards last June is the cause. But for many patients with this condition, no cause is often found.">
There is no way that Tony Awards bang in the head lead to a subarachnoid hemorrhage months later. I might buy a sub-dural bleed (Natasha Richardson) but after a week or two, nope. Translation to what this "rep's" statement says: you guys think it was the Tony thing, we know it was the cocaine thing, let's just agree "no cause if often found" - which is true a lot of times. Everybody's happy. Now don't ask and we won't tell and we're not suing cause they might ask for his test results ;-)
aaAAAWWWWWWwww!!!! "rock of love ICU" is about to film y'all!
seriously, i'm rooting for ya Bret. woot!
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YAY to Bret, you man whore. Live on.
Technically death is a 'stable condition' too.
Prayers for you Bret; we're waiting to see you at 100% again.
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Hyponatremia is lack of sodium in body fluids. It can cause a host of problems but hopefully they have it under control.
This thing just does not sound good at all, in such a young (ish) man with other serious medical problems.
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But listen, I gotta go because Nancy's crazy ass is on and I have to go listen closely to the messages that she is sending to me personally through my Samsung 42-incher. Ciao.
While it's unfortunate that he's in bad shape, and I hope he fully recovers, everyone is making way too much about this; he's not a role model for kids, a famous scientist who could cure cancer or a world leader. Bret michaels fronts a poser pop-metal band that symbolized everything that was wrong with the LA metal scene in the 80's; they were all style with absolutely no substance. Their playing was substandard, they dressed like chicks, their songs were WEAK and his singing was pretty lame. Let's not get our knickers in a twist over this; Poison touring or breaking up means absolutely nothing...
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 6:52pm.
Koko - isn't the 'set back' the hyponatremia that MK posted about already?
*hopes so*
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i bet it is ...JVM starts yelling and she makes everything SOO dramatic !
lol@ skinny bitch with 2 plastic bags.
I had dinner with my bro and sis in law the other night and we spent the entire time singing Poison songs and reminiscing about the 80'S.
Poison actually has lots of great songs, and Brett is a really good singer, imo.
I did say to bro, "I'm pulling for him, but I truly believe he'll die in the next few days, his body is just so worn out."
I'm thrilled he's taken a turn for the better!
You go, Brett!!!!!!
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Koko - isn't the 'set back' the hyponatremia that MK posted about already?
*hopes so*
JVM broke into her newscast (it's 4:50 something on the west coast) to announce it...BUT i looked into it a little and i guess doctor's are now saying he is AT RISK for seizures. i think JVM likes to exaggerate...
Yay!!
shut up koko, really?!?!? what time is that on?
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That and like I said before he can not die simple for the fact he has not found true love yet!!!!
Im confident snowys cooter was the extra little something he needed. Anytime now we will be hearing the good news, now its just a waiting game!
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b178323_bret_michaels_suffers_setback.ht...
here's the proof...
jane velez mitchell (yeah i know) is saying on her show that breaking news"--BRETT HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE !
Pamela: that's what's gonna get him thru this, i believe ;P
That makes two of us snowy!
Pamela: that's what's gonna get him thru this, i believe ;P
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Glad to hear that Brett is doing better because for a minute there I thought dude was gonna be first on the 2010 Summer of Death Train.Wasn't MJ the first to pull it out of the station around this time last year...oh yea, it was June :-(
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 6:37pm.
that's picture of my cooter he's holding, I put it on his Twitter
LMFAO Thats purdy!!!!!!!
I hope the guy recovers.
...his IV pole (hey, it's a skinny bitch with two plastic bags on it). LMAO
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that's picture of my cooter he's holding, I put it on his Twitter
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LOL DWM!!!
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Nice guys can still be assholes, see Bret Michaels for proof of that.
Still get well soon, the strippers miss you.
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A painful recovery that will take several weeks to months, eh? That's balls but at least he'll recover.
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This is all good but didn't they release pretty much the same thing a couple of days ago?
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He's a good-natured guy in a biz chock full of assholes. So glad he's improving.