Yeah, Okay

Epic FAIL. This one is in the books as an Excellent execution of the classic "whoops i fucked-up my whole life, reputation, cred, manhood in total concert".
Good luck with that.
PS: Ain't nobody judging Sandra Bullock. You're the one judged.
Arbeit macht Frei, en zu "stille Nacht dem Schuß die Fotze" mit zu Schwanz. Zer gut?

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by PTCruiser on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 4:52pm

She's giving him a bris? She's not Jewish (obviously).

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Snowpiece said:

"I re-read it. Looks like Sandy already bris-ed the kid. And no, she isn't Jewish.

To expunge the guilt from Sandy's soul, what other non-WASP religious traditions will the child have to endure? Louis, look forward to your Hindu head-shaving in a few months. Good news, your hair will grow back luxuriant and gorge. Can't say the same your foreskin. :-/ "

Ummmm....how the hell do you know Sandra's not Jewish? Lot's of people convert to Judaism, including "WASP's".

Lastly, who the hell are you to knock ANYONE's religious belief? Lessee, you would have been SHOCKED if she raised him Muslim because that would have been stereotypical because of his skin colour, right? Grow up.

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"let my wife end our marriage" WTF??!!

"LET" her? Fucking douchebag racist pig-f*cker.

FINALLY a woman who's not afraid to kick a piece of dirt like this to the curb rather than "stand by her man"

Good for Sandra!!

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Sorry. Double post. Again.

A Bris?! Seriously? If true, that is pathetic and I lose some respect for Sandy. Stop trying to steal everyone else's traditions to show how open-minded, liberal, politically correct and lovable you are, girl.

"... not having him around has left a huge hole - wait a minute, I need to make a call ...." Off to the side, "Yeah, yeah. Just a few more minutes. Don't pull around in front. There a parking garage here ... I didn't notice ..." and then - "All right. Sorry about that, where were we?" Huge hole my nazi girlfriend's cunt ...

Snideychick sez:

From Webster's 9th New Collegiate dictionary (1987):

Addiction: compulsive physiological need for a habit-forming drug (or substance. Snideychick's addition)

Disease: def. 3 a harmful development.

I'm one of those who believes that sex can become an addiction (and not just habituation) having been in a relationship like that. When the man/woman in your life cannot stop with the sexing others - to the point that they endanger the health of you and him/herself (hepatitis, herpes) and/or life (cancer causing HPV, HIV) and treat you with reckless disregard - that is a sickly addicted person.

Now as for this douchebag? He's just spreading pr bullshit around. He has to know he's one of the most hated men in America. Always will be in my book.

Submitted by PTCruiser on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 6:03pm.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 5:36pm.
I think Louis Armstrong was from New Orleans. Wiki says so, anyways.
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Well, I believe Wiki over me, so that must be right.

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"I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb."

LOL. Six years wasn't enough? YUUUUUUCK. Can't get the images all the sewer-rat NASTY ho's he bareback.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 12:34pm.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/28/sandra-bullock-nazi-jesse-james-baby-peopl...

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Daaaamn. Good for her.

He must have some legal rights to their adopted child. Most countries will only allow the child to be adopted by TWO parents, not one and the parents would have to be together for at least 3 years. There are very few exceptions to this, although they do exist.

Well, I know I am just an idiot, but I am glad she has a baby of her own to raise, and I actually hope JJ gets his shit together. Better it came out now than when the kid is 5 or 6.

Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:23am.

"I am a bit concerned she named the baby Louie after Louis Armstrong. Is she going to call him Satchmo as a nickname?"
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I thought since the baby was born in New Orleans, Sandra named him after Anne Rice's character Louis from Interview With The Vampire. Eh, random thought.

"So fuck you, Vanilla Gorilla! Take my Cheerleader Barbie and shove it up your ass!"
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 5:36pm.
I think Louis Armstrong was from New Orleans. Wiki says so, anyways.
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Well, I believe Wiki over me, so that must be right.

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by PTCruiser on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 4:52pm

She's giving him a bris? She's not Jewish (obviously).

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snowpiece linked to it in another thread

TMZ

I re-read it. Looks like Sandy already bris-ed the kid. And no, she isn't Jewish.

To expunge the guilt from Sandy's soul, what other non-WASP religious traditions will the child have to endure? Louis, look forward to your Hindu head-shaving in a few months. Good news, your hair will grow back luxuriant and gorge. Can't say the same your foreskin. :-/

I just hope Ms. Bullock gets herself tested for every known STD that exists.

I'm happy for her and baby Louis.

VG can now sleep with "The Girls of Aryan Nation" calendar that I'm sure is hanging in his shop.

I think Louis Armstrong was from New Orleans. Wiki says so, anyways.

Submitted by PTCruiser on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 4:52pm

She's giving him a bris? She's not Jewish (obviously).

@Kerfuffles: at this point we'll just have to believe what we believe - there's no real way to know. I'm not sure what Tequila Tax said...o wait - to me, right?...sorry I couldn't find it but *I* said that he probably just didn't want to cause trouble, if that's what you mean...I don't know - confused now, I'll go check...

I'm just not a huge fan of thinking that just becuz a person has one fault they've gotta have them all.

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:45am.

angel_i, he settled a sexual harassment lawsuit with an employee just 2 years ago. Sandy can't be so dumb that she didn't know that he was up to something at work, especially if he settled it for 700k which implies guilt.
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That IS a lot bigger than I thought. I didn't know about this. But if you know SHE knows. I really don't think there's a lot going on besides the whores tho. I don't think either one of them is a Nazi, that's fersure. I feel like people just get up and run with a whole bunch of negative ideas when they hear one and get an inkling of others...

If anything, at this point, I'm thinking that's just why she left him so fast this time. It sounds like she had said to him at the time "I'll let it go this time but if it EVER happens again...." to which he internally responded that he would just have to be more careful in the future. Which, of course, he was not.

I don't think he's dumb and I don't think he's addicted. I think he's a human being with a compulsion and a lack of impulse control. That can all be trained out altho, at his age, it's gonna take a REALLY long time.

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I thought Louis Armstrong was from Queens, NY. I propose the baby's nickname should be LaGuardia.

In other news, I can't believe she's giving that baby a bris. That is too much. No need to go to such lengths, Sandy. You're sorry you tolerated Jesse's KKK-playtime-funhouse. Fine, we believe you. The baby's foreskin is not part of your apologia tour.

Even if she has sincere love & adoration for the tot, it just confirms this baby is also a cog in the publicity machine. Give the baby a medically unnecessary circumcision,fine! -- but a bris!!? Doesn't that need to be done on the 8th day of life? Not 3+ months after the alleged time of adoption.

Does he really think that Sandra will come back to him? She isn't a ri-tard.

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Sorry- double post.

Meh. I could pick this statement to pieces but at the end of the day, it's just something his lawyer and publicist sat down and wrote together while Jesse was off, doin' his thing. Analyzing it ain't worth my time. Good news: Sandra dumped the loser, got a sweet son and is worth tens and tens of million$.

"Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart."

WHAT!?!? REALLY!?!? well boo-fuckity-hoo....Dude if you weren't so intent on filling up whore holes you wouldn't have that "hole in your heart"....CHAAaaaaaa...as if......it is because of the fucking hole in your heart you did the shit you did....There....sentence passed

Judge Toonkinstein has left the bench!

FUCK!!! suck it up!

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:00am.

I think that fucking _multiple_ whores who obviously have no problem on sharing their story with the gossip rag press qualifies as something more than "just a mistake", something already on the grouds of "dumb".

And as for the first paragraph, words are words, actions speak louder in the end. Of course he wasn't going to say "oh, she can keep the kid, no biggie, I didn't want him anyway" on a press release designed to try and rehabilitate his image. This is not to say that Tequila Tax's explanation doesn't make sense: it does. It just didn't sit right with me, but I can accept that he agreed not to pursue the boy's adoption in order not to cause a fuss, regardless of his personal feelings on the matter. If I was Sandra I'd also be put off having a child with him.

Submitted by mrsjones on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 3:05pm.
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That's awful! I'm so sorry.

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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.

"The lifelong commitment I am making is what being a real husband and father is all about."

Ummmmm, you already made that commitment on your wedding day. Then you broke it. A 30-day stint in fake rehab doesn't grant you a do-over.

And am I the only one grossed out with VG's permanently slicked-back hair? I mean, Johnny slicks back his hair when he's sporting his 1920's vintage and it's hot - but this senior-greaser look is just fucking nasty to me. It's like I can small the cigarettes and pomade. Blech

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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.

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I love doing the sexy but I cannot fathom to be addicted to such an extent as to ruin my life. "Sex addiction" is just a lame excuse for not commiting. All the girls involved with such a dick must face up.

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I had an ex that was cheating on me once when I was younger and he was using a cell phone that I bought and paid for to call his whores. After we broke up, I told the cell phone company that the phone (it was in my name) was lost and I needed a replacement phone for that number. They gave me a replacement phone and cut off the phone he was using, I changed his voicemail to a very embarassing message about who he really was and personal stuff he told me.. and ALL of his friends and coworkers called it and heard the message. He was livid. I wanted to do a bunch of other fun things since I had the key to his apartment but I realized that he would probably take legal action for it. I don't feel I ever got the revenge I deserved for it. Oh well, fuck him! :)

Thanks for sharing that story MK, Im sure we've all been there in relationships. Shady mofos still steal passwords and peep on others shit in 2010.

I dont feel bad for him and I hope she doesnt feel bad for him either and think that he got the cure.
Stay away, RUN Sandra...sign those papers, keep the kid and dont be bothered with him...dont even let him see the kid, fuck that split custody.

Jesse got away with cheating for so long because he is a player, and players know how to work women. If whatsherface never told anyone she was fucking him, and the media of all ways to do it, Sandra would still be with his ass most likely and not having a clue.

I believe it's always easy to see the red flags in someone else's life but not when it is your own life. There is a lot of second guessing yourself and feeling paranoid even if you do question the relationship. It's much easier to just believe everything is good.

Oh yes you can be fooled by your husband. I was married almost 10 years and we had a 2 and 6 year-old and I thought I had the greatest husband on the planet. But he just put on an act when he was with me---turned out he had more than a dozen affairs and it was always either when he was at conventions (he works in television) or on his lunch hour. He was never out late, didn't get mysterious phone calls, no telltale signs. A day didn't go by that he didn't tell me he loved me. Was I supposed to be psychic?

I only found out when a gal named Wendy called me. The only reason she called me was that she was mad at my ex because she found out he was sleeping with another woman (both much younger co-workers) named Julie. I thank God for Wendy or else I might still be married today and then my whole life would be a lie and I wouldn't know it...the thing with infidelity is that it's more about the lying than cheating. In the years after my divorce I learned my ex pretended to speak French, faked having one of his degrees, pretended to have played a certain position in football, stole money, lied about a family tragedy and so on...and he's still in TV today, doing well and has a second wife who he has been married to for five years--and who has recently sent me emails wanting to know why I have issues with my ex because it's upsetting to him. He doesn't see our children and apparently he lied to her as to why. Not too shocking! Once a liar, always a liar. Sandra was just a fool in love who fell for Jesse's tall tales and got hoodwinked. BTW, my ex used to read the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich all the time, so maybe there's a Nazi connection, too.

"My point was, he had a history of cheating on all of his women plus had to settle a sex harassment lawsuit. How can you be blinded sided with a man like that? "

Easy. You believe him when he tells you that his previous partners didn't put out (or got fat, or were "bitches", or whatever bullshit excuse he pulls out of his ass), so naturally he "had" to go somewhere else for his "needs". You believe him when he tells you that the sexual harassment suit was some lying little liar trying to "take his stuff". You believe him when he tells you how horrible it is for him to always be the poor, poor, totally innocent victim of these evil, scheming bitches.

This guy is a passive-aggressive professional victim. It's always someone else's fault. He's always the victim. But guys like that can be extremely persuasive.

"The decision to let my wife end our marriage..."

Oh, as if the choice was YOURS? Riiiight.

Asshole.

Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:23am.
He's disgusting. However, I am a bit concerned she named the baby Louie after Louis Armstrong. Is she going to call him Satchmo as a nickname? Perhaps feed him pureed watermelon and fried chicken? She did this based on a Louis Armstrong song? Is this her own little "pet" black boy? I don't know, I found it rather condescending.
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Oh yeah, I'm sure she is going to call him Satchmo. Even if she did name him after one of the most famous people to come out of New Orleans, why is that a problem? What the fuck does Louis Armstrong have to do with chicken and watermelon? I almost wrote that I pray you are not black because of the self-hatred thing, but in this day and age this is dumb shit to come out of anyone of any color. I don't want to say you're fucking stupid, but your assumption is.

And although I have been thinking of Jesse as a racist fucker since this whole nasty shit broke, if he really is, why did he agree to adopt a black baby? This shit is starting to defy logic, and I don't like it. My head hurts.

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MK honey. You really should really let go of that anger about your ex. It's not healthy.

Now sweetie, I've let go of all the anger I have towards MY ex that I moved in with out my apt and moved into his only for the god-damn son of a bitch to wake up one morning two years later and I say "I want you to move out". Which of course during the two years I lived with him and his big cock the rent prices in SF exploded and I was forced to try and locate a room to rent with people I didn't know.

I not bitter that during the most painful time of my life I was forced to try and put on a happy face and make nice to total STRANGERS to try and rent a fucking room. While my no good asshole ex-boyfriend brings home some cheap little WHORE while I was spending the weekend with my best friend in the East Bay after I asked him to please not rub his new "dates" in my face while my whole world was shattered. Yet the fucker basically added insult to injury by going to Mexico with the little CUNT .... someone he JUST MET!

THEN he had the nerve to call me (I had moved into an apt with one of my friends who was a complete ASSHOLE) and cry that he missed me and wanted to take me to dinner. Oh I did. He wanted get back together. We fucked and he came down with HEP and I got it too!

Oh I not AT ALL bitter! So MK please let go of that anger!

Michael K, you are the funniest bitch on earth. When are you going to write a book? I'll buy that shit.

How kind of the cheating nazi to let Sandy divorce him. MK you should have whipped the crap out of your cheating ex with the Barbie and the sack of lubes.

Wait, so the name "Louis" is off the table for any black babies? Wow, how racist. Apparently using the name of a famous and talented black man for a black baby is racist. Well, so much for anyone who named their kid "Martin."

And Vanilla Gorilla. FU. Nobody cares about your self-serving misogynist canned "apology" and your attempts to NOT look like a racist. Just shrivel up and go away.

So he's "letting" her divorce him rather than just locking her in the basement until Stockholm Syndrome takes over? How very generous of him. Can we please burn him at the stake now?

Gee, MK... your ex and VG should hook it up in the back of a 1996 Chevy Impala, now THAT'S embarrassing

Ummm, VG YOU didn't "allow" Sandy to divorce your worthless ass. SHE allowed YOU to live. Alot of women would have put a bullet in your dick.

"Help make the world a better place. Slap a stupid person today."

He wrecked his gravy train, and is trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame with treatment public confessions.

Nothing but regrets for him in the future.