Not Today. Not Ever.
Obviously, you know I love hearing about all that dirty filthy gossip shit, but even some things should be saved for the psychiatrist's sofa in HELL. Case in point: Radar (via Page Six) says that Larry King is basically a swinger. Nurse, just stick the IV drip directly into our brains.
One of Larry King's many ex-wives says that he doesn't care that his wife Shawn Southwick is screwing other men, because he's getting it on with other women. Like her own sister.
Larry's ex Julia Alexander King said, "Larry told me they both knew that each of them had others in their lives. I never asked him and he never told me who his 'other' was, but he knew Shawn was having an affair with the baseball coach. She practically flaunted it. He is a wonderful man in every area of his life except marriage. He just doesn't have a moral compass when it comes to women."
Julia never said that Larry King goes to swingers parties, but she still planted that nightmarish image into my head. Just imagine Larry slithering around on a bed of naked women like a hungry Chuckwalla. When Larry's beady eyes spot a clitoris, his tongue jumps out like a lizard catching a fly. Just.....no.