Not Today. Not Ever.
Obviously, you know I love hearing about all that dirty filthy gossip shit, but even some things should be saved for the psychiatrist's sofa in HELL. Case in point: Radar (via Page Six) says that Larry King is basically a swinger. Nurse, just stick the IV drip directly into our brains.
One of Larry King's many ex-wives says that he doesn't care that his wife Shawn Southwick is screwing other men, because he's getting it on with other women. Like her own sister.
Larry's ex Julia Alexander King said, "Larry told me they both knew that each of them had others in their lives. I never asked him and he never told me who his 'other' was, but he knew Shawn was having an affair with the baseball coach. She practically flaunted it. He is a wonderful man in every area of his life except marriage. He just doesn't have a moral compass when it comes to women."
Julia never said that Larry King goes to swingers parties, but she still planted that nightmarish image into my head. Just imagine Larry slithering around on a bed of naked women like a hungry Chuckwalla. When Larry's beady eyes spot a clitoris, his tongue jumps out like a lizard catching a fly. Just.....no.
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I was okay until I read this:
"When Larry's beady eyes spot a clitoris, his tongue jumps out like a lizard catching a fly..."
TEAM TURTLE PEPAW!
Why should I hate on him, especially if he's getting that much fuckey times?
Maybe gumming some 30 something slore's vag, and crapping in his Depends afterwards is a rollicking good time for some.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
CNN's online biography states that King has conducted more than 40,000 interviews over the course of his career. Whoa.
someone said Larry King Live is an oxymoron
anyway, you don't marry Larry cuz he's fing hot and you want an exclusive with him - you marry him for the MONEY and a lack of a prenup. Who gives a shit if he's cheating. Kadooz to his wife. Let someone else handle that, I'll handle the money.
.... Why can't they let Mr Burns be great????
imperfection is beauty. madness is genius. And its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely borinnnggggg
Larry's tongue should not be included in any story for the rest of eternity.
That's just plain fucking nasty. How this guy pulls any women is beyond me. I can just see him drooling and falling asleep with his dentures hanging half out of his mouth on top of some poor woman, one pump in and then zzzzzzzzzzzzz out like a light.
eww I should have never read the last paragraph.
Also lol @ MK's tag, "Animal Stories".
OK.
Today must be epıc post day or somethıng. Because I am startıng at the bottom and workıng my way up and crıngıng/cryıng/screamıng at my screen wıth every post!
MK has done ıt today!
And Larry Kıng swıngıng on anythıng other than a rockıng chaır ıs just ALL kınds of RAWNG.
Securıty!
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Heh. If both parties know about each other's side pieces are alright with it, I guess there's not much I can condemn. It's not my cup of tea, sure, and I still think that boinking your wife's sister, regardless of how fine she is with it, is still creepy (not to mention that I try not to think about Larry Crypt, er, King, doing fuckey times with ANYONE else at all, lest I feel sick), but if it's between two consenting adults I guess I can't really say anything... man, I'm boring.
there isnt enough money in the world for me to sleep with someone that old and repulsive! This bitch must have zero standards cause I dont buy for a second she "fell in love" with his old corpse!
LMFAO OMG I cant stop laughing CHUCKWALLA....tooo damn funny MK.
EWWWW and some things just cant be erased from the mind even though I didnt see him in action. Just the thought of him waiting and watching jerking off while people are involved in orgies is so disturbing. I wonder what he wears? Is he a furry? Does he don a mask? Does he wear leather? Now I may actually wanna see it since my mind is already burned with the images.
This old zombie is very naughty.
Just imagine Larry slithering around on a bed of naked women like a hungry Chuckwalla.
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LOLOL, a chuckwalla? Really? What part of your brain do you STORE shit like this, MK?
And when I first looked at this picture, after my stomach settled all I could think of was her poor nose, yelling in a voice like the fly "Help me, help me".
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Yes, and MK doesn't have a moral compass when it comes to posting gossip... TMFI DAMN!
this photo makes me so angry with jealousy! MK take it down!
ahahahaha
Coma Caca!
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I hope when I get as old as LK I've got anywhere near this kind of jiggy. Most people at that age just want to sit in front of the TV with a cup of tea and a blanket watching DWTS. Actually, that's me now too...it's hopeless.
Ohhhh noooooo! too much information!
aaaaaaaaack
Coma Caca!
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LOL JACKO
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If she keeps kissing him like that, her nose will resemble Lord Valdemort's schnozz. As for LK ... he's simply homely. He will never get better looking. I stopped watching his show years ago. He's two faced as a human being.
I'd wager that he was farting when this picture was taken. Or any picture, for that matter.
Is that an electroplated brass strippers' pole in the background? Heheheheheheh.
White trash.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:42am.
I have never seen a turtle kiss a duck before.
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Then don't look at any pics of BloHan or Chestica kissing anyone.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:27am
I gotta wonder the same thing too. The only explanation that I can come up with is that Larry has a lot of fans that will get pissed if he gets taken off the air.
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Well, people sure love to be interviewed by him. Who wouldn't? You can spew whatever bullcrap you want to, lie, fib, be stupid, and he won't stop you!
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LMFAO snowy!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
A friend of mine was a makeup artist in Hollywood about 10 years ago, and she used to do Larry King's makeup. She said he was always asking her to give him a blow job. She finally quit because he was harassing her so much. She said he was a complete asshole and horrible to his staff.
I have never seen a turtle kiss a duck before.
I fervently hope it will never happen again.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
BARF!!
Her Sisiter?!?
March Hare: I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
oh god
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:27am
I gotta wonder the same thing too. The only explanation that I can come up with is that Larry has a lot of fans that will get pissed if he gets taken off the air.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 10:59am.
.....stumble into work wearing dark shades after being out all damn night (on a Tuesday, no less) is pretty hilarious.
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*tries to focus eye*
*removes shades*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
I don't mind an older man but Larry King? Ewwwwww
Give me that muscle pepaw from Avatar. At least he takes care of his body.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
a sister? Frankly, you don't do the hubby of an acquaintance, much less a friend...but your sister?
Jerry Springer show low level garbage, even if they had an open marriage.
Why is Larry King allowed to interview people? He is TERRIBLE! He never asks any probing questions and coddles his subjects. I remember him interviewing Star Jones and she just steamrolled him. Not only did he let her but he didn't even call her out on the glaring inconsistencies in her stories. Same thing when he interviewed Parisite. Asked her if she did drugs, she said she never had, and he just let it go that for the past few days TONS of pics were all over the net of her doing everything from hash to shrooms.
King sucks hard.
FAIL!
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 10:59am.
Y'know just yesterday we were sitting around the office discussing how all the older folks who work here are way wilder than us relatively young ones.
Like those "key parties" from the 70s? Gawd, can you imagine reaching into the bowl and pulling out that old fart's keys? Yuck!
whats really the kicker here is this fossil is on TV with his fake morality and sanctity of marriage horseshit making millions off of that blah bhlah..
ugh.. RETIRE.
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larry king is a swinger...what desperate hoebag (besides his wife) fucks this dude for pleasure? ick...now i have visuals...
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:08am
Bwahahahahahaha! Fuck me I can't stop laughing at what you posted!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:19am.
Oh, come on people. This doesn't make you want to gird your loins?
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Oh, come on people. This doesn't make you want to gird your loins?
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That picture is so many bowls of wrong, it's scary.
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But.Seriously.Folks ---> Your posts often crack me up! (Thanks.)
Larry is a fucken raisin-headed, praying-mantis-bodied FAAHHHRRREEEAKKK!!!
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Ewwwww that is sooooo fucking foul! Her own sister??? WTF!! Unforgivable!