Wednesday, April 28th 2010
Big Hair To Match Her Big Ass
At tonight's London premiere of The Back-Up Plan, JLo decided to reach for the stars with her hair (since her career is doing the opposite) by paying homage to Marge Simpson. Although, Marge is way more hung than JLo.
Some of you might look at JLo's hive and see a lovely home for a mother bird to feed worms to her young in, but I see a giant piece of pan dulce. Seriously, sprinkle some sugar on that mess and my abuelita will devour it with a cup of Sanka con leche.
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I have no love for the JLo, but I have to admit I think the hair is kinda cute.
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Stay classy J. Lo. Or at least have your head piece dyed to match your hair color.
as Swan from MAD TV would say:
she look-a like a man.
It looks like one of those huge freaky tumors that you see online. You know, the one's filled with hair, fingernails, etc.
she looks good, is the hairball wasn't teased out the whole look would be spot on.
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And her massive, delusional EGO. Is she wearing a Hefty bag?
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
I think the dress is SHE by Sheree.
The foul stench from J-Ho's massive ass/stinkhole would be enough to clear a room in 10 seconds.
Hey anyone else counting the seconds before she divorces Marc's ass? She's mostly shown up to premieres with him before, right? And she's very solo here, posing and preening and shit.
I wish she would quit acting... and singing...and posing...that is all!
That necklace is fug but I actually quite like her hair. Go figger!
Submitted by morphoeugenia on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 4:47pm.
Her bony ass legs and knock-knees are busted. I've noticed that a lot lately in the up close celeb pics. Their legs always look spindly and nasty.
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Yes indeed, I've noticed that about her too. Her legs look really bad. Crack addict ugly.
And so no one in her inner circle had the nerve to tell her those heels make her look like she's got parasite hilton feet? Good. Go out there and make people laugh Jlo, then go home and be smug.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I aint no fan, but she looks awesome - the best she's looked since she married skeletor.
Does she think that looks real? It looks like a bird's nest on top of her head.
ubmitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 4:11pm.
Hefty bag
Claıre's necklace
Payless
Cheap ho.
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AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Haiku! Or should I say heauxku! :D
I am more appalled by the Hefty cinch sack trash bag she is wearing...Hefty, hefty, hefty, wimpy wimpy wimpy...
Only I can get away with that hair do. I am so sick of people.
Or should I change my hair? Wow, this do really makes a person look stupid.
I don't know what to say. This doesn't look pretty and I bet she couldn't wait to get out of all of it.
Cocoa cotton candy.
that necklace is barf
its a fking boy scout toilet on her head
a pile of dried leaves & twigs
to take a dump & jump
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That hairy coconut look - not something I would have guessed to be a hair experiment SHE would go for but what do I know. If I knew her personally I would have told her...Cosi non mi piace! (and meant it)
Is that an obvious tuck mark behind her ear? HAH!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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yah i just noticed the eyebrow situation, HOLY DAMN
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
The movie looked cute. If she weren't in it I'd see it. I just hate her ass. I can't argue that she has worked hard to get were she is, but that she expects everyone to boy at her feet is where I draw the line.
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This chick defines Bronx tackiness. I know not all Bronx girls are tacky, but you know the ones I'm talking about.
And One Size Fits All, I know plenty of Puerto Ricans that can't stand J. Lo's ass. My godfamily despises her.
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This chick defines Bronx tackiness. I know not all Bronx girls are tacky, but you know the ones I'm talking about.
And One Size Fits All, I know plenty of Puerto Ricans that can't stand J. Lo's ass. My godfamily despises her.
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This chick defines Bronx tackiness. I know not all Bronx girls are tacky, but you know the ones I'm talking about.
And One Size Fits All, I know plenty of Puerto Ricans that can't stand J. Lo's ass. My godfamily despises her.
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The hair look silly but I'll admit, she looks great.
The IMDB says that TBUP made $12.2 mil during its opening weekend. JLo used to demand $10-12mil paycheck per movie some 8 years ago.
So tired of looking at her smug. I'm PR and sadly, from the same Bronx born/raised neighborhood as this diva. I still don't get why the PR community fiercely defends her annoying talent and obnoxious charisma. Sure she worked hard to get where she's at, but in this economy, don't we all?
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
I don't get it,
isn't that suppose to be a MAN DOWN CODE 10 EYEBROW SITUATION post???!!
What happen to the hubby, I haven't seen them together in forever.
Submitted by tinkuy on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 6:02pm.
LMMFAO
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Her hair almost always looks stupid.
Wow, this is Jenny from the Bleuuuugh!
(sniff this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)
I don't see a giant pan dulce but a huge hairy panocha.
She reminds me of a formr boss - bi po;ar ith self esteem. One moment thinking she is hotter than anyone and every man wants her and the next moment crying because no one lover her. Bad hair and bad clothing choices all the time. Look at me! Look at me! Don't look, you worthless heathen! Look at me!
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 5:39pm.
And then a bunch of cute baby birds stuck their heads out and screamed, "Save us! The smell of desperation is stifling us!"
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LOL That's some funny shit!
Thank you for that pan dulce link, MK! I would never have known about it otherwise. It looks tasty, so now I'll have to make some.
And then a bunch of cute baby birds stuck their heads out and screamed, "Save us! The smell of desperation is stifling us!"
Anyway her stupid hair and dress look like she's ripping off My Little Pony.You know you're a sad and worthless pathetic famewhore when you rip off SJP's ten year old style.
Her co-star played a vampire on the show Moonlight that aired on CBS. I used to watch it until they pulled the plug on it last year.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
She' so stupid.
She look like a wannabe SJP.
And you know the movie's bad when it comes out on torrent site a week BEFORE it hits theaters. Only the shitty movies are able to be downloaded so early on.
Ill watch this movie when it comes out on HBO on mute of course, but only because I think the dude who plays the male lead is dreamy. He was in some vampire show on fox a while back but was canceled.
Ill watch this movie when it comes out on HBO on mute of course, but only because I think the dude who plays the male lead is dreamy. He was in some vampire show on fox a while back but was canceled.
What in thee bluefuckhell is that mound of whipped up birdshit on her head? Doesn't this talentless hack have any mirrors she can look in before she ventures outside of her home?
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