Who Needs A Casket Anyway?
The family of 22-year-old murder victim David Morales Colón opted not to display his body in a coffin during his wake, and instead they asked the funeral director at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan, Puerto Rico to prop him on a Honda motorcycle his uncle bought for him. And now he's speeding down the freeway in heaven WITHOUT a helmet on. Good going, Marin Funeral Home.
By the way, this is the same funeral home that granted a young dude's wish by standing his body upright during his 3-day wake.
You know, maybe the Colón family has the right idea. We should all be buried doing what we love most. Shauna Sand will be buried in a giant lucite heel, Tiger Woods will be buried with a cocktail waitress' crotch on his face, Ashton Kutcher will be buried licking the Twitter app on his Blackberry, and I'll be buried sitting on the sofa in torn chonies with a Big Gulp cup filled with Strawberry Hill in one hand.
via Autoblog (Thanks M.E.)
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Submitted by Carl B on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 10:44pm.
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Karl: There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
Submitted by Carl B on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 10:44pm.
I like the basic proposition of this. For my death, I would like to be setup in the superior missionary position over a wax Pamela Anderson in a pre-penetration pose. I envision my cock will be aesthetically but tastefully enhanced to giant size, and wax Pam will be gratefully holding open her wax pussy lips with her wax fingers to my intrusion; with a beatific collagen-injected wax smile.
That's beautiful.
I like the basic proposition of this. For my death, I would like to be setup in the superior missionary position over a wax Pamela Anderson in a pre-penetration pose. I envision my cock will be aesthetically but tastefully enhanced to giant size, and wax Pam will be gratefully holding open her wax pussy lips with her wax fingers to my intrusion; with a beatific collagen-injected wax smile.
This is actually not new. It was very popular in Victorian times to prop up a corpse like they were living and let everyone take pictures with it. Sometimes they would even paint eyes on the eyelids to make them look alive for the photos. I actually think this is kinda cool. Give us something different to look at than someone lying in a cheap casket with bad makeup.
Submitted by Michaela on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 7:04am.
My grandmother was sitting next to me when I was reading this post (and she totally reads Dlisted at age 86)
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I don't agree with the cultural and religious rituals of burying and venerating the dead body, which should go back into the nothingness from wence it came, either by cremation or simply leaving it out for nature to claim again (which is know is illegal but shouldn't be). Personally, I'd like to go to the Body Farm, or donate my body to science. Cemetaries, while cool and creepy for their statuary artwork, are complete wastes of land on moldering bodies. Those families paid hard-earned $$$$$$$$ for a casket and what-all to preserve something that should DISINTIGRATE.
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Wonder how they bury him after that? Cremation I could understand but ground burial I do not! It's all very Madame Tussauds-like.
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 12:19am.
♪ I'll ID a body but I won't go to see any ones ``` dead body at a funeral home and I don't expect anyone to come see mine, except to be ID`ed, when I croak. (I want to be cremated within 24 hours) ```` I don't get why people have to see ``` the body ``` for closure. The last thing I want to remember of a loved one ``` is seeing them `` dead and all fake looking.
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The mom has joked that she wants to be cremated because she does not anyone else to do her makeup.
The serious side of her wants to be cremated because it pisses her off that people will say lovely things at a funeral. She would rather have people say nice things to her while she is alive.
I'm embarrased for Puerto Rico right now. My grandmother was sitting next to me when I was reading this post (and she totally reads Dlisted at age 86) and went on a tirade in Spanish about how this is all sorts of wrong.
Things that most of us thought would be cool at the ages of 9 or 10 "adults" are doing now and expecting people to take them seriously. The dumbing down of America isn't a myth.
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Strawberry Hill, MK? I thought you'd be going out with a bottle of pink Andre! As for myself, shove my body in the bowl of a HUGE bong, cremate my ass, and let everyone mellow out on the fumes.
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If MK were to throw a funeral for someone, I would sit front row. LOL at his suggestions for celebrity funerals. There is Tiger doing the nasty with his mistress, while Nike's board of directors are trying to keep a straight face and wondering how they are going to get out of this one.
Thank goodness my husband died before he saw this! I can't imagine what he would have come up with!?...I did a ceremony on the lake we lived on, floated out hundreds of floating "boats" with votives lit on them, one thousand cans of beer on ice, a huge bonfire on our property, and a 3 day party with lots of drugs and drunkenness.
The moral of this story is: Let your loved ones know what you want to happen when you die, or they'll do their own thing. My way to deal with sudden death was lots, and lots, and lots of alcohol, followed by lots and lots and lots of any drug handed to me! :(
♪ I'll ID a body but I won't go to see any ones ``` dead body at a funeral home and I don't expect anyone to come see mine, except to be ID`ed, when I croak. (I want to be cremated within 24 hours) ```` I don't get why people have to see ``` the body ``` for closure. The last thing I want to remember of a loved one ``` is seeing them `` dead and all fake looking.
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When my Pop Pop died my Grandma had a big Catholic funeral. The church charged her $500 even though she had been giving part (way too much) of her every paycheck to them for almost her whole life.
So are they just going to roll him to his grave and then shove him off the edge? Do dead guys have to use turn signals? Does the horn play "La Cucaraccha"?... Creepy beyond creepy!
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well, if that's what he wanted then "to each his own"... But I have to say that looking at it gives me the heebie jeebies!
this creeps me out. It's a dead guy posed doing something normal instead of being in the casket
Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy...????? PLEASE! Personally, I've always thought Jeanne Trippelhorn looks like Jackie.
Damn. I wish I had a big gulp full of strawberry hill.
This is rad!
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I wanna be propped be in front of my laptop and appearing to read Dlisted, of course.
And all you b!tches better come pay your respects, or else I will come back to haunt your nasty asses!! :p
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I saw a video the other day...it was an old man (wearing an apron, employed in some sort of service situation) dancing while some young people cheered him on. He was dancing in a young style even though he appeared to be over 70. This would have been cute and fun except it was so patronizing. The younger people kept laughing and urging him on. It mad me sad and I couldn't finish watching. It was as if the man was reduced to a chimpanzee. THIS situation is remarkably similar..only worse (!) because the young deceased had no say in being put out on display like this. It is best to always be respectful of the very old people and the very dead. It breaks my heart that this young man was staged like this. I don't like it at all. It is theater for the living and doesn't do a good job of honoring the departed man.
Call me old fashoined, but this scares the shit outta me.
I try to live the rule of "to each there own , but if your each touches my own, then, Houston, we have a problem"...ya know?
This upsets me a 'lil.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 8:08pm.
Ok, now I have a stupid question. Does the motorcycle and the corpse be buried in the ground? He has to be buried at some point right?
@Stan: Depending on the cemetary, there would have to be special arrangements made to bury both the body and the motorcycle. Both, er, "items" would have to be encased, not just thrown in a hole and covered. There have been similar situations, the one that comes to mind is the man buried in his Cadillac some years back down South. The cemetary rules weren't broken because the car was considered a "container".
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That's been done. There was some rich socialite (Texas I think) in the 1970s who was buried sitting upright in her Jaguar XKE.
I say go for it if you got the money, just make sure that all petroleum products are removed from the vehicle. No need to make a Superfund clean up site.
When I first saw this story I thought it was a whole new level of wrongness, BUT he is like a modern day King Tut. Buried with his favorite shit.
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I don't why this made me laugh until tears were spilling onto the keyboard....and then I looked at the link of the other guy and that nearly killed me! But the death blow was the descriptions of future death dioramas to look forward to, especially Michael's! My masterpiece would/should/could and likely will be me floating peacefully face down in a bathtub of if not good quality at least respectable grade brandy! Amen!
As creepy as this is...I really hate the vampire looking caskets.
Ok, now I have a stupid question. Does the motorcycle and the corpse be buried in the ground? He has to be buried at some point right?
If so, damn, that's a waste of motorcycle.
In this economy! You can't afford to bury working machinery!
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Holy fukc, can you imagine the funeral home that got this request? Makes me think of those Cake Boss type shows, where the bakers get these crazy requests that require them to push their creative limits whilst racing against the clock!
I would have been absolutely terrified walking into a "wake" and coming upon this. I thought the guy lurking in the corner at his own wake was creepy but cannot even imagine walking in on this "action shot".
What is that, Marin's Funeral Home + Waffles ?
Can't outrun a bullet, son.
That spooked me, watching that video. me no likey.
My family already knows. No wake (fuck no). No funeral. Just cremation. that's all you need.
WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL. GOOD FUCKING GAWD!!!
And just when I started to forget, you had to go and remind me of the even creepier standing dude. *cries*
It's these kinds of eerie and grotesque stories that make me glad I'm Jewish....!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 7:01pm.
I can think of worse ways to be seen dead. If we could ask David Carradine, I'm sure he'd agree.
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Wow, that caught me by surprise...laughing and choking and boarding the bus to hell requires multi-tasking.
This is tacky/creepy beyond belief. In the video, I thought it looked like he was moving at one point. *Shudders*
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This is tacky/creepy beyond belief. In the video, I thought it looked like he was moving at one point. *Shudders*
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Next thing you know they'll be putting someone in a car with them waving out the window.
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I can think of worse ways to be seen dead. If we could ask David Carradine, I'm sure he'd agree.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 5:40pm.
Where is the obligatory DEAD END sign?
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Wow! And even in this state, he looks better than Lindsey Lohan...
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 6:00pm.:
Dramas like that are why I only attended "mandatory" weddings and funerals, for all the others I just send a gift or flowers.
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This is all sorts of WRONG!
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I'm as open minded as the next, but this is just plain creepy with a side of huh!? I thought the guy standing up in the corner looking all ganged out hood was terrible, but this!?